Cat Food revealed

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

The illustrious and elusive Cat Food is now taking questions from the masterminds of The Limbo Club. Who is this masked man? What is his favourite food? How often does he jack it per day?

All of these questions and more will be answered by the master of the shadows, Mr.Food

[Legend]

your a ghey cunt

[Jack Frost]

Do you ever get the feeling nobody really cares ?

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

Do you ever get the feeling nobody really cares ?

The fact that you have replied suggests that i have no need to feel like that

[Travyo]

Do you have any hot female relatives I can ass fuck?

[Swamp]

Did you forget the password to your ok go alias?

[Jack Frost]

The fact that you have replied suggests that i have no need to feel like that


I just want you and CA to hook up and move to land of KFC heaven

[Ed_Gein]

Being a cat, how often do you jam a thermometer up your arse to take your temperature?

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

Did you forget the password to your ok go alias?

I have an alias? Please enlighten me

[Jack Frost]

You can't be enlightened, you stupid fuck

[Oscar Wilde]

http://i39.tinypic.com/5a41vd.jpg

[_JC_]

How many times a day do you feltch your bf's arse?

[thegrach]

When fingering your own arse, how many fingers can you take?

[CATS]

Being a cat, how often do you jam a thermometer up your arse to take your temperature?
I dont know about Cat Food, but I do it twice daily. :)

[crackers57]

You can't be enlightened, you stupid fuck

But his horizon's can be expanded

[Jack Frost]

Need a fryingpan to bend him over matey

[Oscar Wilde]

I dont know about Cat Food, but I do it twice daily. :)


Back in 3

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

http://i39.tinypic.com/5a41vd.jpg

Congratu-fucking-lations! You have posted a half witty internet photo, with intending to be humorous font placed underneath.

Its not like anyone has done that on the internet before........ :rolleyes:

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

When fingering your own arse, how many fingers can you take?

The same amount your mother takes in her front bum

[Swamp]

Cat Food

[thegrach]

The same amount your mother takes in her front bum
What a witty rejoinder.

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

Good times, good times

[Oscar Wilde]

Congratu-fucking-lations! You have posted a half witty internet photo, with intending to be humorous font placed underneath.

Its not like anyone has done that on the internet before........ :rolleyes:

http://i42.tinypic.com/snoztt.jpg

Furry.

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

http://i42.tinypic.com/snoztt.jpg

Furry.

Too clean to be TLC

[Oscar Wilde]

Too clean to be TLC
http://i40.tinypic.com/15frsm.jpg

Furry.

[Kerrby]

Cat Food is Hawk Patrol on BigFooty.

Shut the fuck up you knob!

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

Cat Food is Hawk Patrol on BigFooty.

Shut the fuck up you knob!

Stealing your thunder Pubez?

[Jack Frost]

Please don't use that word and Cat Food in the same sentence Kerrbs

[Oscar Wilde]

Stealing your thunder Pubez?

Furry.

[Guy Incognito]

Did you forget the password to your ok go alias?


I don't have an alias? :confused:

[Kerrby]

Yep totally, stop stealing my thunder or i'll cry.

DickPatrol.

[Ed_Gein]

I dont know about Cat Food, but I do it twice daily. :)

:eek: Now there's an interesting thought.

[Jack Frost]

Yep totally, stop stealing my thunder or i'll cry.

DickPatrol.


Thats better :D

[Oscar Wilde]

Lets play a game


"Is it in yet?"


Who said this?

[Swamp]

I don't have an alias? :confused:

Yeah i got confused and failed there.

[Travyo]

Lets play a game


"Is it in yet?"


Who said this?
Cats when the 5th cock got put inside of her.

[Curtis Stone]

The illustrious and elusive Cat Food is now taking questions from the masterminds of The Limbo Club. Who is this masked man? What is his favourite food? How often does he jack it per day?

All of these questions and more will be answered by the master of the shadows, Mr.Food

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4705/007hdlfsz.jpg

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

Cats when the 5th cock got put inside of her.

Geelong really did suck on GF day, didnt they?

[Oscar Wilde]

Cats when the 5th cock got put inside of her.

Na she'd know it ;)


It's Cat Foods 73 year old heroin addict mother asking her son whether his tiny phallus is inserted into her anus when she is so strung out that she thinks her own son is one of her tricks. He is a giant incestuous faggot who has been waiting for this day to "return home" ever since he saw his mother and the postman making his little brother.

[CATS]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4705/007hdlfsz.jpg
WTF is that?

:eek:

[Oscar Wilde]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4705/007hdlfsz.jpg


I CAN'T UNSEE IT!!
http://i40.tinypic.com/9vi3oj.gif

[crackers57]

WTF is that?

:eek:

Just waiting for the field umpire to give the all clear

[pork_sword]

WTF is that?

:eek:
Fucked if I know but would you look at those fucking eyebrows!

[Oscar Wilde]

Fucked if I know but would you look at those fucking eyebrows!

Shit. Made me look.

[pork_sword]

I CAN'T UNSEE IT!!

That ugly cunt makes Magda Szubanski look like a supermodel.

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

That is some rank ass shit right there. I'm gonna be flacid for a week now

[CATS]

Fucked if I know but would you look at those fucking eyebrows!
There are two eyebrows??

I thought it was just the one...

[pork_sword]

Shit. Made me look.
I would get so much pleasure from smashing that plate over its face, then throwing every single one of those books at it while it squirms and pisses on the ground.

[pork_sword]

That is some rank ass shit right there. I'm gonna be flacid for a week now
That's no way to talk about your mother.

[pork_sword]

There are two eyebrows??

I thought it was just the one...
Holy shit, you're fucking right.

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

That's no way to talk about your mother.
Wow :rolleyes:

[Cletus Van Damme]

Congratu-fucking-lations! You have posted a half witty internet photo, with intending to be humorous font placed underneath.

Its not like anyone has done that on the internet before........ :rolleyes:

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6835/chippenfaildancers.jpg

[Curtis Stone]

Just waiting for the field umpire to give the all clear

:D :D :D

[Cat Food Is Massively Ghey]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6835/chippenfaildancers.jpg

The front one looks like suzi

[crackers57]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6835/chippenfaildancers.jpg

yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes

[Ed_Gein]

I thought it was Eddie McGuire for a second. :eek:

[Curtis Stone]

There are two eyebrows??

I thought it was just the one...

Could be a dash of Carbonaro blood flowing through the veins.

There's certainly blood rushing to one of mine...

[pork_sword]

Wow :rolleyes:
Now would be a good time to fuck off and die. Why the fuck is it that stupid cunts like you that no-one wants on here continually stick around?

[Kerrby]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=51202

[Jack Frost]

Never knew Burt Reynolds was a gay stripper

[Curtis Stone]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6835/chippenfaildancers.jpg

I don't think any of these are actually Pauline Hanson.

I'm gonna go all out and say fake. :thumbsd:

[pickman]

The illustrious and elusive Cat Food is now taking questions from the masterminds of The Limbo Club. Who is this masked man? What is his favourite food? How often does he jack it per day?

All of these questions and more will be answered by the master of the shadows, Mr.Food

your a ghey cunt

I couldn't agree more with legend

http://i39.tinypic.com/5a41vd.jpg

Congratu-fucking-lations! You have posted a half witty internet photo, with intending to be humorous font placed underneath.

Its not like anyone has done that on the internet before........ :rolleyes:

I lol'd. You suck Cat Food

[Hugh Jorgen]

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/6835/chippenfaildancers.jpg

Looks like the Hawthorn backline circa 1989. I could swear that's Gary Ayres in the middle of the back row.

[Jack Frost]

Looks like the Hawthorn backline circa 1989. I could swear that's Gary Ayres in the middle of the back row.



I was going to say Chris Mew

[pork_sword]

.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Cletus Van Damme]

MOD USERNAME PWNAGE FTW!

[Maverick]

Hmm. I don't know catfood. But he's pretty piss poor at defending himself.

Nice Judge Judy pic too. Haha :thumbsu:

[Ed_Gein]

Hmm. I don't know catfood. But he's pretty piss poor at defending himself.

Nice Judge Judy pic too. Haha :thumbsu:

Would you tap it?

[Maverick]

Would you tap it?

I'd fucking ruin her. I like a bitch who talks down to me while I munch her snatch

[crackers57]

I'd fucking ruin her. I like a bitch who talks down to me while I munch her snatch

I prefer one who looks up at me while she's chewing my log

[CATS]

I prefer one who looks up at me while she's chewing my log
Chewing your log?

Are you sure you want her chewing??

[Ed_Gein]

Chewing your log?

Are you sure you want her chewing??

I'm sure she has nothing to chew with after she takes her false teeth out. :thumbsu:

[Hugh Jorgen]

Cat Food seems to have mysteriously disappeared since his username change. Can't think why.

[crackers57]

Chewing your log?

Are you sure you want her chewing??

A colourful turn of phrase, cats.......think more "lip slide'

[crackers57]

I'm sure she has nothing to chew with after she takes her false teeth out. :thumbsu:

result is all we're looking for

[pork_sword]

Cat Food seems to have mysteriously disappeared since his username change. Can't think why.
He'll be back. He just sent me a PM telling me he's changing his mum's colostomy bag.

[Banana Republican]

back in 5

[Charles Darwin]

Brilliant.

[RoosterLad]

I actually clicked that link Kerrby posted and there is a comment on the page from none other than........... tigerboyz.

Wishing 'HawkPatrol' a merry xmas and then asking him to click on some gay ad. Fuck that guy is a t@rd.

[CATS]

I miss Cat Food already.

I must be hungry :(

[LondonCalling]

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4705/007hdlfsz.jpg

John Travolta's really let himself go since his son died.

[pork_sword]

I miss Cat Food already.

I must be hungry :(
Stop playing with your titz.

[Charles Darwin]

John Travolta's really let himself go since his son died.


Did you have to fucking quote that? I hadn't read the whole thread.

[Ljp86]

Haha HawkPatrol, what a fucking faggot.

[Maverick]

Haha HawkPatrol, what a fucking faggot.

+4236573658468968096404 & a lollypop

[_JC_]

Did you have to fucking quote that? I hadn't read the whole thread.

Heres a quick summary


http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4705/007hdlfsz.jpg

[Oscar Wilde]

Hmm. I don't know catfood. But he's pretty piss poor at defending himself.

Nice Judge Judy pic too. Haha :thumbsu:

Thanks. I save that pic for special faggots. :D and yes I have to admit I would probably ruin her too.

Might even give her a good gaveling ;)

[Maverick]

Yeah, you'd certainly like to.. wait for it.. 'Hammer' her









Hmm, not my best work...

[Oscar Wilde]

Yeah, you'd certainly like to.. wait for it.. 'Hammer' her









Hmm, not my best work...

Yeah I've seen better from downie 8 year olds.



too far?

[Power King]

There is a woman whose elbow reminds me of a peach, so are her watermelons now crunchy?

[Maverick]

Yeah I've seen better from downie 8 year olds.



too far?


Not far enough. My joke was horrible. It deserves to be kidnapped, sodomised, limbs torn off then set on fire..

Or something similar

[Oscar Wilde]

Not far enough. My joke was horrible. It deserves to be kidnapped, sodomised, limbs torn off then set on fire..

Or something similar

It deserves to be rounded into camps, worked and starved til almost death. Then gassed and cremated.