Official Footy Discussion Thread for those who are Bant on Bigfooty.

[Roddy Woomble]

I rarely ever tip Freo.

When people actually stop and think about it, they can never tell me who, apart from Pav, is going to win the game for Freo.

Their list, quite frankly, sucks dick.

According to The Hun the 211cm purple giant was best on ground yesterday.

He had 36 hit outs yet Essendon won the clearances. He also did nothing around the ground.

How that constitutes best on ground status is beyond me.

[Travyo]

Sandilands has no fucking brain, sure he gets all the taps, but fuck he is a useless dumb piece of pussy crust.

[Whacker]

Whats the use of getting HUNDREDS of taps when only 3 of them are effective. Sandilands is massively overrated

[Mancey]

If i was a coach playing freo, i'd ditch my ruckman (unless he was some sort of fucking freak, like cox) and add another midfielder, for the simple reason 90% of Sandi's taps seem to go straight down the throat of the opposition on ballers.

And top shit mike:D I've never been a BFS'er tho. Unless they are playing us, against who they seem to rustle up some sort of magical mojo that makes them unbeatable, i tip against them without fail. History shows you're going to be right far more often than not.

[BobsCousin]

I gave up on freo many years ago.

[gangsta deluxe]

Go dogs!

We beat those fucking cunts finally.

[Syd]

Main Board "Eddie Betts" thread, and TLCism for you BANT lot.

Played pretty decent football in the first two rounds of Season 2009 Coming 2nd in the Coleman. Anyone?

What do you mean by decade?

(Syd) Apparently, "two weeks, tops". :thumbsu:

[thegrach]

That is a Main Board Mod-like performance by you Sydwick. BTW, have they given you the keys yet?

[pickman]

Go dogs!

We beat those fucking cunts finally.

And you guys still don't have a forward line. Was at the game, Doggies should've had the game well and truly wrapped up by 3/4 time

[gangsta deluxe]

And you guys still don't have a forward line. Was at the game, Doggies should've had the game well and truly wrapped up by 3/4 time

Meh.

What we have is four points, so you can suck my dick.

[Mike Oxlong]

Just heard Harvey on AFL winners after being towelled up by Essendon. He said Para-phrasing:

"i don't think the margins have been reflective of our efforts so far this year. We've worked hard to get into games but have then fallen out of them too easily.

And we haven't been able to close the gaps fast enough to get the excitement of being in front." :eek: :rolleyes:

Seriously, that's a mix of fucking bullshit and just inane generic dribble.

With Bock, Hentschel and knights missing for the crows + stevens still a ? (although you'd think he'll be right) I feel a severe attack of BFS coming on :confused: :confused: :(

[thegrach]

Don't do it Mike, stay strong. The must have put a different game on the video at the Terror Dome if Harvey thinks they worked hard!

[Hugh Jorgen]

Harvey wouldn't inspire me with much confidence if I was a Freo supporter.

Most of the time he just mumbles a heap of jumbled crap about Inside 50 entries, implementing game plans etc etc, none of which actually explains why his team is still a pile of steaming horseshit each week.

[RoosterLad]

I'm going to tip the draw between Freo and Adelaide this week. Adelaide will struggle with injury/suspension and the trip West and I told myself I will never tip Freo again.

[Jather Fack]

0-0, with a missed penalty and a goal ruled out for offside?

[pickman]

0-0, with a missed penalty and a goal ruled out for offside?

and Pav injured after a scrum collapses.

[thegrach]

To be fair to Bock, he was just warming up for this game, getting a bit of girl punching practice in. God only knows how hard he would have hit his Mrs if Josh Carr was still playing for them.

[Mike Oxlong]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2lveexe.jpg

fairymantle

[Maverick]

shithousefuckingspasticcuntmantle?

[Geelong_Sicko]

Cunt mantle? Funny as fuck, Meh:D :thumbsu:

[LondonCalling]

Just heard Harvey on AFL winners after being towelled up by Essendon. He said Para-phrasing:

"i don't think the margins have been reflective of our efforts so far this year. We've worked hard to get into games but have then fallen out of them too easily.

And we haven't been able to close the gaps fast enough to get the excitement of being in front." :eek: :rolleyes:

Seriously, that's a mix of fucking bullshit and just inane generic dribble.

With Bock, Hentschel and knights missing for the crows + stevens still a ? (although you'd think he'll be right) I feel a severe attack of BFS coming on :confused: :confused: :(

That's almost as bad as Laidley's press conference blaming the loss of the likes of Kasey Green and Leigh Brown from his squad, and wondering if the result had been any different had Robbie Tarrant been out there.

....makes perfect sense.

[jaxxon]

That's almost as bad as Laidley's press conference blaming the loss of the likes of Kasey Green and Leigh Brown from his squad, and wondering if the result had been any different had Robbie Tarrant been out there.

....makes perfect sense.

Kasey Green was a star in the 05 GF though, almost turned the match. But that was about all he ever did really. Whatever happened to Daniel McConnell that WCE sent to North for pick 13 (Hurn)?

[Mancey]

Whatever happened to Daniel McConnell that WCE sent to North for pick 13 (Hurn)?

Don't forget about Hurn...

[Maverick]

Hurn's too small to play AFL imo

[Curtis Stone]

He's a wannabe Q-stick.

I guess we all are though. :(

[Maverick]

Too right. Who doesn't wanna be like the great man?

[Mancey]

Lacks penetration in his kicking

[Mancey]

He's a wannabe Q-stick.

I guess we all are though. :(

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9434/quintviva1.jpg

Goes without saying

[Maverick]

He used to be a spud.. But to quote the great man: "Not anymore"

[Curtis Stone]

I love that pic.

If it were me on the other side of the table, I would just wait until spoken too, then just hand him his second meal when he's ready. :thumbsu:

[Power King]

Ok so i might get a ban for biting to this fuckhead's bait.

here's what i wrote:

^**** off, i didn't even mention lovett and have repeatedly said i wasn't even trying to write about him... you and the others that brought brogan and lovett into this are just too dumb to ****ing comprehend what i wrote... go back to the lovett vs brogan thread started by cornes' comments, and search through the number of times people were saying 'oh no, unwritten code? it couldn't possibly exist! perhaps back in the 1960's, but not in today's game!'

this thread was aimed at ppl not believing it existed, which had me dumbfounded last week, rather than any sort of justification of lovett's actions

top yourself Jimi05

-----

i've already got a card for 'spamming' (i wrote a large post, most of which consisted of 'hahahaa' repeated)

chaned it to 'munt yourself' in the spirit of necrophilia

[Chops]

Well.

I got 1000 points yesterday. :mad:

Which means I've got 4 simultaneous bants, within 4-5 days of each other.

And just when this thread was coming in to its own:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=560990

Now I'll have to wait nearly 2 weeks to discuss trading Pav again. :(:thumbsd:


RIP Canberra Dockworker. You were certainly one of a kind, and one brave soldier. You will never be forgotten. :(

[Maverick]

Now I'll have to wait nearly 2 weeks to discuss trading Pav again.

Fuck I laughed when I read that thread. Cuntmantle become so much shitter it's not even funny if Pav wasn't there. Trade him to the Eagles for Ash Hansen..



I got bant for 2/3 weeks, for mocking Pav4Anus:

"Look guise. I has teh screen shot of someone talkin' bout gobby's."


Fuck that place sucks CA cock these days

[Mike Oxlong]

WHY? WHY? I'll tell you WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Life as a Compulsive Fritzmantle tipster by Mike Oxlong

My Names is Mike Oxlong and I have Battered Fremantle Syndrome (BFS). I see comments like the one above all the time. What people don't understand is how hard it is to break free of this debilitating demon .

You see, by Tuesday or Wednesday of most weeks of the footy season, the horrors of the anal rapping received on the weekend for all those who tipped Freo starts to fade from the minds of those who suffer from BFS, and it's about then that Fritzmantle goes to work.......................

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/scottlin/fritzmantle.jpg
I zee you tipped uz again, whenz wilz you learn

I fell victim again and tipped em. Surely they will win this one against a depleted adelaide at home where they have beaten them in the past.

I have no confidence what so ever though :(

[thegrach]

Your a fool Mike, and you are going to have to face the consequences of that on Sunday. I don't envy you.

[Maverick]

I was thinking about it (tipping Freo) with Bocky out. But fuck it. It's Freo..

They should get flogged

[Ratto]

Whos Freo got to stop the almighty Patrenko?

[Kingy]

Now I'll have to wait nearly 2 weeks to discuss trading Pav again. :(:thumbsd:




Good thread mate, but;

Dangerfield, van Berlo and their round 1 pick?

Anything else we can throw in? Porplysia is already a gun, and Walker is a potential Superstar, why don't you have them as well?

[Ratto]

Anything else we can throw in? Porplysia is already a gun, and Walker is a potential Superstar, why don't you have them as well?
Credit where is due though.

If any team knows how to get raped, it would be them.

[Ray Smoodiver]

So the Demons are playing at AAMI, is anyone predicting that we won't get done less than 70 points.

Just remember that Brad Miller is back in good form

[thegrach]

And his Mrs?

[Hugh Jorgen]

I fell victim again and tipped em. Surely they will win this one against a depleted adelaide at home where they have beaten them in the past.

I have no confidence what so ever though :(

After braggng about how I'd kicked BFS syndrome, I've had a relapse.

I've been sucked back in by Adelaide's injuries/suspensions, Freo at home, warm day, due for a win etc etc.

No doubt Freo will still find a way to fuck it up and leave me with a sore arse come Sunday night.

[CatCake]

GOOO FREEOOOO tipped for the third time this year:thumbsu::thumbsd::confused:

[Travyo]

Well I haven't tipped freo yet, and won't be.

[jaxxon]

I tipped Freo too :( Surely they will do it....surely.

[Maverick]

GOOO FREEOOOO tipped for the third time this year:thumbsu::thumbsd::confused:

Why would you tip Freo to beat the bulldogs? That's a mass fail.


I tipped the cuntloads to beat the bombers.. mass fail on my part.
Hoping the fuckheads don't pull some shit out and beat Adelaide cuz I'll get angry.. And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry......

I go all green n shit.. and my shirt fucking rips off, and somehow my pants turn purple but manage to grow to a comfortable length and size for my new body.. It's wierd.

Where was I? Oh yeah. Adelaide better win.. Or I'l fucking Bock someone

[Lach72]

Silly bastards

[Mancey]

I will not be swayed. Freo should win, so they won't

[Lach72]

I will not be swayed. Freo should win, so they won't

We should?

[Travyo]

Why should they win? Adelaide don't have the best forward line, but who the fuck is playing back for freo? Tarrant? haha fuck that, I'd rather Boris the Rooster in my backline.

[Maverick]

Boris >> Tarrent. In all aspects.. Except being a hack

[Mancey]

We should?

Keen to prove the critics wrong, an undermanned Adelaide, playing at home, they're apparently extremely "dangerous"

But nah...they'll lose

[Travyo]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14137552&postcount=35

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I love freo supporters.

[Ratto]

they're apparently extremely "dangerous"

We've tried hitting her.

Watch out.

[Guy Incognito]

Why would you tip Freo to beat the bulldogs? That's a mass fail.

I tipped the cuntloads to beat the bombers.. mass fail on my part.
Hoping the fuckheads don't pull some shit out and beat Adelaide cuz I'll get angry.. And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry......


Benny C is back :eek: I'm surprised I didn't make the connection earlier, but I guess I just assumed you were a different tard

[Maverick]

That's not nice. I was only doing it for the lulz

[Travyo]

How's them Eagles?

[Mancey]

Avoided the 100

Pretty awful. Didn't tip us, but that sort of thing is going to happen to a young team now and then.

Saints did exactly the same thing to us in 2004, 101 point flogging at docklands.

Worked out ok 2 years later

[Cath]

Chad Felcher is the biggest hack, I wish we would drop him already :mad:

Some of the umpiring decisions this season so far are more confusing than Tess's gender :confused:

[Travyo]

Very true, I see it been a little longer for the coast now though, there are alot of holes in that team, seriously you could cut 2/3rds of that team.

Saints were very good today, the tackling the first 3 weeks has been great.

Chad Fletcher is such fail.

[yessir-mustafa]

Clint Jones is 5 years old, sure of it.

[Kingy]

Clint Jones is 5 years old, sure of it.

He gives you a boner?

[yessir-mustafa]

Not sure what you're getting at, The King.

[Mancey]

Very true, I see it been a little longer for the coast now though, there are alot of holes in that team, seriously you could cut 2/3rds of that team.

Yet if you watched the eagles last week you'd say the opposite. Masten was awful today, but compared to last year you can see the kids coming along.

Last year we would have been done by 150.

Agree with you on fletcher however. I've been swearing at the guy for a decade now

and yessir, i believe kingy is saying you like little boys.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Avoided the 100

Pretty awful. Didn't tip us, but that sort of thing is going to happen to a young team now and then.

Saints did exactly the same thing to us in 2004, 101 point flogging at docklands.

Worked out ok 2 years later

Eagles are just lucky Clinton Jones hasn't learnt to kick yet. We had a 100 point win there for the taking. You have to give the Eagles some credit though, they fought it out to the end.

Cox and Kerr are basically carrying that side though, they still have way too many passengers. I'm still having doubts about whether Fletcher was brought back to life in Vegas. His disposal skills would suggest he's still as dead as the late, great Ben Carbonaro.

[jaxxon]

For a second there I thought you were implying that Fletcher was a handy chinaman bowler, perhaps maybe even a level one cricket coach.

[pickman]

For a second there I thought you were implying that Fletcher was a handy chinaman bowler, perhaps maybe even a level one cricket coach.

Chad Fletcher isn't a level one at anything...

[Travyo]

Will BF implode tonight with the Blues loss?

[pickman]

Will BF implode tonight with the Blues loss?

Knew I shouldn't opened this thread, I'm still watching the game :(

[Hugh Jorgen]

Knew I shouldn't opened this thread, I'm still watching the game :(

Yeah it's only half time here. I was going to switch off but now I know the Blues are going to lose I'll have to stay tuned.

[jaxxon]

Worth leaving on, cracking last quarter I thought.

[pickman]

Yeah it's only half time here. I was going to switch off but now I know the Blues are going to lose I'll have to stay tuned.

Despite being on the losing side, I would recommend you stay watching. It's a good game for the neutral fan to watch. Pretty good game.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Despite being on the losing side, I would recommend you stay watching. It's a good game for the neutral fan to watch. Pretty good game.

You're not wrong, I think I just saw the equivalent of a footballing miracle.

Lucas actually handballed to one of the other Essendon players for a goal.

[pickman]

While I hate Carlton losing, especially to those Essendon cunts, I'm far from slitting my wrists over that result. It was only 4 points and a loss that stings in the tail probably wont hurt at this stage of the season and our development.

As the old saying goes, you learn more from your defeats than you do your wins. There's been a lot of smoke blown up Carlton's arses this year (third favourite in premiership betting after beating Richmond :confused: ) so a reality check may not be out of order.

Anyways congrats Essendon, ultimately the better team won but I'm hoping I'll be boasting about another Blues win next week!

[Hugh Jorgen]

While I hate Carlton losing, especially to those Essendon cunts, I'm far from slitting my wrists over that result. It was only 4 points and a loss that stings in the tail probably wont hurt at this stage of the season and our development.

As the old saying goes, you learn more from your defeats than you do your wins. There's been a lot of smoke blown up Carlton's arses this year (third favourite in premiership betting after beating Richmond :confused: ) so a reality check may not be out of order.

Anyways congrats Essendon, ultimately the better team won but I'm hoping I'll be boasting about another Blues win next week!

I admire you Picko99, with the way you are sticking by your Blues.

Lets face it though, it's a big knock to your top 4 chances. Essendon are underrated but still dead set average at the end of the day.

If you can't beat them you won't beat the Cats, Hawks, Doggies or Saints.

[Kingy]

It amazes me how fucking stupid and gullible the Football Media are.

Fremantle to have a good year - based on what? What has changed from last year?

Richmond to be in the eight - why? Who the fuck is going to get them in the 8? What makes them a better side than last year? Cousins, if he can stay fit, but what else? Tambling isn't developing at any kind of pace, Cotchin is a gun but he's a kid andonly one player, McMahon is shithouse. They're going backwards.

Carlton, top 4 threat; based on what? A team of developing guns, with a shit backline and a massive reliance on Judd/Fev.

Power - top 4 thread; why? What has changed to make them so much better than they were last year? Tredrea is older and even shitter, Pearce is as inconsistent as hell, the Burgoynes have their moments, but can be soft, Chad Cornes is being thrown all over the soft. And they're soft and disinterested.

Crows to be bottom 4 - why? We were almost top 4 last year, we hven't lost anyone bar the Hound, and the youngsters have all had another pre-season and learnt more.


They're fucking idiots - and they're so desperate to be the first to make a big call, like the Hawks are done, or the Saints are the flag favourite, yet it's way too early to make any kind of judgement,.

[pickman]

I've only gone into this season expecting finals, not top four.

Don't know why but Essendon seem to have our measure but that seems to happen at times. Collingwood over the past couple of years have matched up well against Geelong (better than anyone else anyway)

While Essendon have the Blues measure, we seem to do well against Collingwood and the Bulldogs who we've beaten the last couple of times we have played

[Banana Republican]

. Collingwood over the past couple of years have matched up well against Geelong (better than anyone else anyway)

O rly
Hawks seem to whip the pussys fairly often, even when we where crap.

[pickman]

After one loss, Carlton fans go into meltdown. Sounds like Brett Ratten is the worst coach ever :cool: (Mark Harvey will be glad to hear that!)

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=562685

[Admiral Afterworld]

FUCK YEAH ESSENDON'S THE FUCKING GREATEST GO GET FUCKED CARLTON FINALS FUCKING AS IF FUCKERS :D :D :D :thumbsu:

[Geelong_Sicko]

I love it - good on the Bombers for knocking them bluebagging fuckwits back down the shitheap. I saw the Carlton players looking distraught after the game like they'd just lost a Grand Final (yeah, I know what that feels like, believe it or not!).

I sincerely hope you're already drunk as a lord, CA.

[Hugh Jorgen]

**** YEAH :thumbsu:

"They know we're coming". **** the finals for you lot, can't even beat "lowly" us ;)

Who's better than Carlton? WE ARE ****ERS!!!

*does backflip*

Yeah take that Carlton, not only did you lose to Essendon but the biggest fat fuck in the world just did a backflip.:eek:

[Hugh Jorgen]

I love it - good on the Bombers for knocking them bluebagging fuckwits back down the shitheap. I saw the Carlton players looking distraught after the game like they'd just lost a Grand Final (yeah, I know what that feels like, believe it or not!).

I sincerely hope you're already drunk as a lord, CA.

Of course he's drunk, the cunts doing backflips.

Say hello to Matty Lloyd, Knighter, Fletch and Zaharakis at the Bombers Victory Party for me CA.:thumbsu:

[Mancey]

It amazes me how fucking stupid and gullible the Football Media are.

If all the teams that the media said were meant to make the top 8 made it, it'd be a top 12.

At the start of the year when i picked my top 8, i just couldn't really see who the sliders would be. Maybe Sydney or North...maybe. Couldn't see the rest dropping out

But even i bought into the Richmond/Blues hype. Not freo tho lol

[Banana Republican]

Still think Blues will make the 8 and Bombers wont
Not because they are super fantastic but because nearly everyone else isnt

[Maverick]

How's them Eagles?

Fucking shit :(

I actually thought it'd be a good contest.. Fail on my part.

Chad Felcher is the biggest hack, I wish we would drop him already :mad:

Some of the umpiring decisions this season so far are more confusing than Tess's gender :confused:

+1 on both accounts. When he (pretty sure it was Chad) gave that fucking handball to a guy who had to run through 4 saints players to get free, I wanted to fly there and punch him in the forehead. He's not a footballer.. He's a shit cunt who never plays good or does anything for the team.


And how fucking good is it to see Carlton lose. Smug pricks.. Ha!

[Mancey]

. He's a shit cunt who never plays good or does anything for the team.

Now i despise fletch as a footballer, brings me pain every week...but his game in the 06 grandy was brilliant. He certainly chose the right day to learn how to play

Only problem was he went to vegas that offseason...

[FG]

north by 4 goals

[Mancey]

Apparently we're 2-1 down in the one day series and we're flying over Stuart Clark to replace Geeves who's injured.

How about that? Anyone else completely oblivious to what is happening over there since footy started?:D

[FG]

The cricket is still on?

[Admiral Afterworld]

Cricket never finishes these days.

[Jather Fack]

Spurs won. Something is salvaged from the weekend.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Apparently we're 2-1 down in the one day series and we're flying over Stuart Clark to replace Geeves who's injured.

How about that? Anyone else completely oblivious to what is happening over there since footy started?:D

Yeah I'm pretty much over the cricket, I'm back in footy mode now.

Stupid me tipping North to beat the Hawks. Hopefully the Dockers can make up for it by knocking off the Crows.

[Banana Republican]

I have tipped Hawthorn to win twice and lose once
Thats 3 zip for me
fucken Hawthorn
:thumbsu: :D :thumbsu:

[Kingy]

Apparently we're 2-1 down in the one day series and we're flying over Stuart Clark to replace Geeves who's injured.

How about that? Anyone else completely oblivious to what is happening over there since footy started?:D

Thank fuck for that, Stuey Clark is a gun.

Bit of a shit bloke though.

[Banana Republican]

lucky I tipped Freo to make up for it:eek:

[Kingy]

The way they're umpiring the games is killing AFL.

I think we're getting fucked over again - but even in games where I don't care who wins, the amount and type of frees they're paying is a fucking joke.


Fuck you Demetriou you fucking ****.

[Banana Republican]

6 frees against Buddy
I agree
If he was G Ablett Jr
That would be 6 for

[Hugh Jorgen]

Players only have to look at an umpire the wrong way to get a fifty these days.

Great when it works in your team's favour but it's annoying as fuck when it goes against you.

[Kingy]

Players only have to look at an umpire the wrong way to get a fifty these days.

Great when it works in your team's favour but it's annoying as fuck when it goes against you.

The amount of 50m penalties they pay sucks massive camel dick anyway - but if they're going to pay pedantic 50s, they need to introduce the 25m penalty.

A fifty is way, way too harsh a penalty for a tiny infringement.

[Mancey]

I have tipped Hawthorn to win twice and lose once
Thats 3 zip for me
fucken Hawthorn
:thumbsu: :D :thumbsu:

lucky I tipped Freo to make up for it:eek:

Counting chickens etc. This is freo

Thank fuck for that, Stuey Clark is a gun.

Bit of a shit bloke though.

Looks like he'd make a better accountant than a cricketer

[Hugh Jorgen]

The amount of 50m penalties they pay sucks massive camel dick anyway - but if they're going to pay pedantic 50s, they need to introduce the 25m penalty.

A fifty is way, way too harsh a penalty for a tiny infringement.

Especially when the fifty results in a goal.

One of the worst was in the Saints v Eagles match yesterday. Riewoldt handballed to Goddard for what would have been a certain goal but the fuckwit umpire called it a throw. Riewoldt complained and then got marched fifty for a fuck up the umpire made in the first place.

That fuckwit umpire cost us a 100 point win. :mad:

[Jather Fack]

I've got 6/6 and have Adelaide and the Doggies in the last two games. Will I be reverse Fritzmantled? I hope not. I like Whoppers.

[Banana Republican]

When Baldy Bartlett introduces the new rule for the year the umpires get a little excited .It usually settles down in a few weeks when sanity prevails
Kevin Bartlett is still a Cunt

[Hugh Jorgen]

I'm 4/6 with Freo and the Doggies to go.

Looks like I'll be buying my whoppers this week.

[RoosterLad]

Fuck off Freo you gutless fucking cuntloads.

[Banana Republican]

for the second time this year I am never going for Fritzo ever again
Even if the entire opposition team, get suspended for bashing their GF durring the week.

[Jather Fack]

Is only half time ladies. Freo are renowned for their strong finishes.

[RoosterLad]

Suck my bollocks Freo you fucking purple wearing pansies. Brilliant win by the Crows.

[Mancey]

Counting chickens etc. This is freo

Didn't take a prophet to pick that one lol

[Hugh Jorgen]

Fucking Freo. That's the first and last time I'll tip those softcocks this year.

[Mike Oxlong]

Is only half time ladies. Freo are renowned for their strong finishes.


They are far too busy in the basement Fritzeling me.

I must cut my losses and break this cycle. they really are fucking pathetic.

Adelaide missing key players and losing their key forward. Adelaide were as vulnerable as a rabbit. But that doesn't matter when your opposition is a mentally challenged simpleton with a sack full of toothless 3 legged ferrets that he randomly just shoves down holes hoping eventually he'll have a win.

http://www.spurgeon.org/images/Suge/ferret2.jpg
WTF am i doing here

Harvey must go surely. If this was a proud passionate club with pride there'd be 20tonne of shit on its way to Fremantle in the back of a truck.

[jaxxon]

Fuck, I got suckered in again. And beaten to a pulp for it. Freos skills are as bad as Richmonds.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Harvey would have to be odds on to be the first coach to get the arse this year.

All the Freo supporters calling up on talkback are bagging the shit out of him.

[Deledinho]

Fuck, I got suckered in again. And beaten to a pulp for it. Freos skills are as bad as Richmonds.

Bullshit, we're not nearly as bad as them. :p

[jaxxon]

Bullshit, we're not nearly as bad as them. :p

You're yet to prove otherwise ;)

[Kingy]

Once upon a time, the forward line of the Adelaide Football Club was a joyous, happy place consisting of a half god, half man by the name Modra. In the late 90s however there was an event that changed the mood of the once blissful place. Modra was betrayed by the so called 'Messiah' and sent to the worst place imaginable (a place that is too horrible to mention). As a result of this betrayal the Adelaide forward line took a turn for the worse and became a nightmarish place. Many people tried to restore the forward line to its former glory but these people, limited by their abilities, failed. While people such as Ian Perrie and Kenneth McGregor were trying and failing to save the AFC, a young prodigy with a magical mullet was signed to the AFC as a 16 year old. This young manchild goes by the name of Taylor walker.....The Texas Ranger


The Legacy begins


2 years later this Adonis of a man is placed on the Adelaide senior list. He need not worry about such fickle processes such as the draft.

The Ranger is then drafted by the Norwood Football Club where his father once played. He is originally placed in the reserves for the 1st two rounds for no other reason than to ensure his league debut takes place in a night game. The Rangers debut must take place under the stars to ensure that they can witness his might and be envious that their brightness will never rival the Rangers. The Ranger then takes to the worthless defenders placed on him with distain and proceeds to kick 4 goals on debut. He then goes about violating the SANFLs best defenders week in, week out, kicking goals at will. This is where he is at present, biding his time until he takes his throne at full forward along side fellow king, Kurt Tippett.


Best post match interview ever.

"Yea, forward line was pretty good with Kurt & Me... and yea, whose else played their again, Porps and some mids?"

[jaxxon]

Scott Hodges FTW

[Maverick]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa. Freo you pieces of shit..

Should be failing extra hard if McPharlin is suspended.

[Deledinho]

You're yet to prove otherwise ;)

We're going to win today. :)

[rumblah]

We're going to win today. :)
Like Round 1? :rolleyes:

[yssup_MasTr]

7/7 come on dogggggggiesssssssssssss wooof woooof wooooof woooofffffffffffffffffffffffff =]

[gangsta deluxe]

Do we get special consderation Lachlan?!!

It would be reasonable to give us special consideration.

Be reasonable.

[pepe]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa. Freo you pieces of shit..

Should be failing extra hard if McPharlin is suspended.



Shut up you fucking dickhead

[Maverick]

Shut up you fucking dickhead

Haaaaaaaaa. Freo.. HAHAHA.. Haaaaaaaa




that is all

[pickman]

Haaaaaaaaa. Freo.. HAHAHA.. Haaaaaaaa

That's Freo described in a nutshell :thumbsu:

[gangsta deluxe]

That's Freo described in a nutshell :thumbsu:

No that is Freo described by a nutsack.

[Travyo]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=563422

lol at this guy, so the conditions at Subi were normal yesterday? GTFO

[Maverick]

No that is Freo described by a nutsack.

Oh thats a good one. You're clever

[gangsta deluxe]

And you are a condescending idiot. A terrible combination.

[Maverick]

Yet another vintage GD insult.

Got anything worth while that might make me consider insulting you back? 'Cause right now you seem only useful for a laugh.

[gangsta deluxe]

Why should I?

Your shit is lamentable.You criticise me but what are you adding?

[Maverick]

Nothing mate. Nothing at all. I mean, who could compare to what you add to this forum?

I doubt anyone could.

[Fishguts]

Doggies pulling away from the cubs.

[gangsta deluxe]

Playing terrible ffs, I'm not happy.

[FG]

Score?

[Kingy]

And you are a condescending idiot.

I'm enjoying the little bitch fight, but surely you're taking the piss with the above comment?

Just seems a bit too hypocritical to take seriously.

[Travyo]

Fuck Tambling is more fail every year, no one is possibly more fail than that guy.

[jaxxon]

45 - 25 Dogs way, 6 goals 3 to 3 behinds in this quarter (second). Looks like being a long afternoon for the Tiges unless they pull something back quickly.

[Travyo]

Score?
Richard Tambling -1 SC points.

[gangsta deluxe]

I'm enjoying the little bitch fight, but surely you're taking the piss with the above comment?

Just seems a bit too hypocritical to take seriously.

It was meant to be, lol I wish he got it.

But you know what he is like....;)

[gangsta deluxe]

45 - 25 Dogs way, 6 goals 3 to 3 behinds in this quarter (second). Looks like being a long afternoon for the Tiges unless they pull something back quickly.

Lol I was watching the TV, that first quarter.....

I think the glare to one half may have a lot to do with it. Looks like any possession going that way is poor. They cant see.

[pickman]

Standing back watching GD and Meh going toe-to-toe all I could picture was someone sad and comical, like fighting midgets

YCQBQdCQt_Y

[Kingy]

Fuck Tambling is more fail every year, no one is possibly more fail than that guy.

Except Terry Wallace.

He's the worst.

[pickman]

Except Terry Wallace.

He's the worst.

And the whole Fremantle Football Club!

[Maverick]

Standing back watching GD and Meh going toe-to-toe all I could picture was someone sad and comical, like fighting midgets

YCQBQdCQt_Y

Haha, thats probably the funniest fight I've seen on that show.

[Travyo]

Who here would smash that midget chick?

Seen that fight on tv before, fuckin laughed my head off, great stuff. When the smaller midget (lol) crawls back to his seat, you can't help but laugh.

[Jather Fack]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/scottlin/fritzmantle.jpg
I zee you tipped uz again, whenz wilz you learn

This pic is being posted on Bigfooty as we speak, to celebrate my 8/8

[Chops]

Faaarrrrrrrrrrkkkkkk me.

Come home thinking my night is done.

Another round from the mushrooms kick in x1000.

And no idea why I'm posting here.

Oh that's right, that pic made me Lol.

Yep, we're cellar dwellers.

[Chops]

Come on... who has an alias posing as me? :rolleyes:

[PowerKat]

So Bi... Jack Frost, are ya going to the game on Sat? I reckon we're a silly chance considering your injury list, crappola pre-season and our new-found aggression combined with the 'return of the king'! :)

[Travyo]

Jeez two terrible games on right now, It's nearly like I'm watching Auskick, last nights game wasn't much better.

[gangsta deluxe]

BWAHAHAHAHA

Carlton are terrible. All the hype for what..:) :rolleyes:

[FG]

they lose?

[Travyo]

Honestly, Carlton will be lucky to make the 8 lol.

Terrible games of footy so far this round, I'm 0/3 but the standard of footy is as bad as my tipping.

[gangsta deluxe]

Hawks lost too FG, who would've thought.

[Ratto]

Fucking hell Port were good today. Top stuff.

[Haddo]

Hawks lost too FG, who would've thought.

Fuckin' Hell , more soldiers cut down today too , i'm going back to my old sport , recreational alcoholism.:(

[Jather Fack]

At least Sydney wore the silly jumpers to keep us entertained.

[Banana Republican]

Port had the clown suits on it didnt entertain me in the slightest.

[RoosterLad]

Hawthorn proved that last year was a fluke.

[Kingy]

Hawthorn proved that last year was a fluke.

You picked the Crows mate?

I did :)

[RoosterLad]

I tipped Geelong. They should win easily.

[FG]

Hawks lost too FG, who would've thought.

Jaysus

[Hugh Jorgen]

Jeez two terrible games on right now, It's nearly like I'm watching Auskick, last nights game wasn't much better.

Probably have to wait for the Saints v Freo game to watch some decent footy. Well decent footy from one side anyway.

Tough round to tip so far. Only picked the Swans at this stage.

[rumblah]

Hawthorn proved that last year was a fluke.
Lucky the Premiership isn't won in April. :rolleyes:

[Mike Oxlong]

My crow mates bought this south african mate along who'd never seen AFL before. I took the time to explain to him WTF was going on as best i could.

It's a hard enough game to work out without one eyed crows fans crying for free's for something that wouldn't even bring a reaction from Bock's chick after 3/4 of a bottle of Marg river white.

B4 the game i told him number 29 will probably rape the fruit tingles like he has a baseme3nt dedicated to the practise and i was right on the money. He couldn't understand why someone didn't kneecap that bald Andrew Garrett lipstick wearing mother fucker.

I had to explain that the crows weren't allowed to do anything they wouldn't learn from and since Bock smashed his missus the bell had


Stop Interruption Some young fucks just showered my roof in something and i just chased them up the street with a tomahawk. Weedy ferkers shat themselves once they saw the axe come out :mad: :mad:

Bailed one loan fucker up and told him at least he had the balls to stay out here when everyone else ran into mummy and daddies. Turns out he was just some young dude on his own parking his car to go to the pub :o

Poor guy was in the wrong place / wrong time. Not sure he's going to have a big night with a massive turd in his pants though.

anyway at the beginning of the last me and saffa lover go out to the smoking room off the Crows tavern / whatever it is called and have a smoke. There is this young dude tuning the fuck out of this little whore and he has his hands up her top and manages to get her bra undone with one hand. He then asks her to TITS or GTFO and she says if he wears her bra to the bar and buys her a champagne she'll do it.

At this point I offer to pay for several if I don't have to go get any and also enquire as to what she'll do for airfares to GC and a 3 day sea world pass.

The young dude heads off to the bar and she heads to the taard toilets to make sure the puppies came to play. He returns with the bubbly and she proceeds to rip her top off exposing her ripe 22 year old tities.

This young dude proceeded to motorboat the fuck out of these funbags 4 times b4 security came in and i told him to fuck off just coz he blew in his pants 7 mins ago.

At this point our ride left and the top went back on so we bailed and i had to explain to this Winnie Mandela loving mother fucker that this wasn't the usual go at a game of AFL.

But it fucking should be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kingy]

Fucking best night at the footy ever Mike.

[Mike Oxlong]

top 3 at AAMI i think behind the 2002 QF final when we beat Port and a game when Rocca goaled after the siren and some 3% taard crows supporter went ballistic at me and called me the most horrible things you've ever heard and i grabbed him and went to smash him and his old man begged me not to and explained his son was a cross between the precum of carbonaro and the ass juices of suzi :thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[Maverick]

Fucking LOL @ the Hawks, Blues & more importantly the Dockers.

[Geelong_Sicko]

Shit, that Ablett kid's no good. Who wants him?

[Maverick]

Trade you Fletch, Priddis, Stinga & Hansen for Bartel, Ablett, Selwood & S. Johnson

[Geelong_Sicko]

Yeah, okay.:thumbsu:

[Maverick]

Wait.. you guys are getting a bargain there..

NO DEAL

[Geelong_Sicko]

Fuck! How about if I throw Chapman and Rooke in for free?

[Maverick]

Fuck Rooke.. He's a chode.. We'll take Ling, Enright & Corey thanks

[Hugh Jorgen]

Did anyone hear the score from the Saints v Freo match? I heard the Saints may have got up.

Also thinking about trading Ablett out of my Dream Team. I make him captain and what does he go and do? A lousy 46 disposals and 3 goals (155 pts), yeah thanks for nothing GAJ. :thumbsd: :rolleyes:

[Mike Oxlong]

Would ya wanna be Gazza jnr though

Cons:

Bald
look like a tranny bitch with lipstick
Brother prefers to give god hand jobs in between building shanty towns for ungrateful Christian pedos
Cries when not recognised for sucking scott mclarens cock 44 times a year
No matter how good you become will always be a distant second to a bloke you call dad that shoots up hammer faster than you can possies
unnecessary public attention from millions of "ConeHeads" fans


Pros


Cheap Hammer
Cheap Housing
Cheap haircuts
Cheap Victorian Holidays
No lipstick costs
Can play footy a bit
Parent into munting
Smell Erin Phillips panties any time you like
Drink cards to Geelong's hottest clubs


:confused: :confused:

[Jather Fack]

Nablett was going to run out for Broadbeach this weekend but couldn't because of a sore ankle.

[_JC_]

Yeah my bro plays for b'beach and told me he was out.

[The Muddy Number Three]

Ablett just confirmed my man crush.

[The Muddy Number Three]

I can't believe i got a red card for this:http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14225685#post14225685

fuck me dead Adrian is a bellend.

[Maverick]

I can't believe i got a red card for this:http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14225685#post14225685

fuck me dead Adrian is a bellend.

Haha :thumbsu:

[Travyo]

If the Demons can continue this, BF will implode tonight.

[The Muddy Number Three]

will be epic.

Terry is fucked unfortunately, i went to primary school with terry's son, he used to drive me to footy and cricket training, top bloke.


And, yes he does use a solarium.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Cop that you Richmond fucks

[Ray Smoodiver]

Listen to Tim Watson baggin out the Dees on the delayed telecast. haha

Go fuck yourself you useless cunt

[RoosterLad]

I don't think the Richmond vs Dees game is on TV in SA thank fuck.

Netball is on 10 though. Even that is more entertaining.

[Syd]

Anyone seen Lachy???

I can't wait for next week.

It's our turn to smash FAIL!mantle. :)

[jimmy35]

Suffocate = smash ?

[Syd]

Suffocate = smash ?

If by "suffocate", you mean defeat by attacking, free-flowing footy. Then yes.:thumbsu:

[jimmy35]

If by "suffocate", you mean defeat by attacking, free-flowing footy. Then yes.:thumbsu:


For you it probably was .

[The Muddy Number Three]

SYD,
Tricky ****y Fan Club Member



Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 3,333 <------- nice.

[Maverick]

Eagles up by 34 points going into the final quarter.. Dunno how the fuck they're doing it.. But im lovin' it!

Cunts better not choke :(

[The Muddy Number Three]

Eagles up by 34 points going into the final quarter.. Dunno how the fuck they're doing it.. But im lovin' it!

Cunts better not choke :(
dont know bout you guys but my tipping has gone to balls.

[Runk]

Listen to Tim Watson baggin out the Dees on the delayed telecast. haha

Go fuck yourself you useless cunt

As a Bomber fan I have to say Tim Watson is a stupid piece of shit.

I use to idolise the guy as a kid watching him play. Fuck he was awesome to watch. Just a great leader too. Just awesome.

Now he's a shadow of that guy. He's a media tool/puppet who does nothing positive for the game in any way. The shit that finds it's way out of his mouth is of the lowest drivel. Any respect I had is just gone.:thumbsd:

[Maverick]

dont know bout you guys but my tipping has gone to balls.

Same mate. I tipped Brissy, Hawks, Carlton, Doggies & Richmond.

:(


But fucking great to see the Hawks & Blues lose.. Funny to see Freo & Tigers lose and great to see the Eagles get up

[Runk]

This guy is fuckwit.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/private.php?do=showpm&pmid=1255189

Seriously.

[Jather Fack]

I can't believe i got a red card for this:http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14225685#post14225685

fuck me dead Adrian is a bellend.

Serves you right for throwing your pearls before swine. That comment would have been far more appreciated here.

[Geelong_Sicko]

^^ I reckon you got hard done by, muddy. Bunch of cunts, eh?

[Hugh Jorgen]

dont know bout you guys but my tipping has gone to balls.

I don't reckon anyone would have done well with their tipping this week.

I got just 3 - Swans, Saints & Cats. Fucking nightmare round.

[LondonCalling]

I got 7, missed out on Melbourne, who I was 50/50 about. Wish I went the $8.50 WCE/Port double.

[Mancey]

Had every game except Port/hawks correct before today. Richmond and the Dogs fucked me today but the lols were worth it.

Made it a solid five in a tough week

[Jather Fack]

Started the round well with a minor upset in Collingwood, had a bad saturday arvo by missing out on both sydney and port, got my act together satdy night with the saints and the cats delivering the goods and duly fell completely apart on sunday. 3/8. no whopper this week.

[peternorth]

What a big day of sport in Melbourne on ANZAC Day (Sat 25/4):

Melbourne Vixens v Southern Steel - 2:00pm - State Netball and Hockey Centre
Essendon Bombers v Collingwood Magpies - 2:10pm - Melbourne Cricket Ground
Melbourne Storm v NZ Warriors - 5:30pm - Olympic Park

I might go the netball. I reckon it will be the best game at the SNHC this season.


and miss arguably the biggest footy game of the year?

[jimmy35]

Doesn't surprise me .

[Hugh Jorgen]

Going to be interesting when Freo play Richmond. Probably have to tip a draw as neither of them seem capable of winning.

[Mancey]

Going to be interesting when Freo play Richmond. Probably have to tip a draw as neither of them seem capable of winning.

Richmond

[Curtis Stone]

Richmond

Pretty much a question of how much.

5 goals is a winning score these days.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Richmond

Yeah I guess as bad as Richmond have been at least they are capable of kicking more than 4 goals.

[pickman]

In a Freo-Richmond game I'd tip Richo. He'd probably outscore his teammates and his opponents as well :thumbsu:

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

WHY? WHY? I'll tell you WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last year i began writing about a terrible condition and how those struck down with what is known as BFS suffer in silence whilst they are ridiculed and mocked by the public. Well now I'm going public in the hope that through my story and education about BFS there will come understanding and eventually acceptance. This is the largest public awareness campaign since Benny C took assburgers to the world through SEN, and his mother!

My Life as a Compulsive Fritzmantle tipster by Mike Oxlong

My Names is Mike Oxlong and I have Battered Fremantle Syndrome (BFS). I see comments like the one above all the time. What people don't understand is how hard it is to break free of this debilitating demon .

You see, by Tuesday or Wednesday of most weeks of the footy season, the horrors of the anal rapping received on the weekend for all those who tipped Freo starts to fade from the minds of those who suffer from BFS, and it's about then that Fritzmantle goes to work.

It begins with the sweet talking, they typically use exciting words and memorable phrases like "we're dangerous" "fast and unpredictable" and "you'll see us turn it around pretty fast". At this point in time you want nothing of it, you've heard it all before bla bla bla NO!!!

But they are persistent and they wont just let you walk away. Radio, TV, newspapers, internet, they bombarded you with the dream of what could be.

Come Thursday they turn it up a notch. They spruce themselves up just for you, and they don't look half bad either, especially when they roll out the big guns, like the Pav or the man mountain Sandilands or maybe this week it's a rising star like Rhys Palmer. It's at this point they reassure you they wont violate you any more, they promise to live up to all that they can be and you drop your protective barrier ever so slightly and maybe even manage a wry smile.

Then things get progressively worse for the BFS sufferer, you start to look at them on paper and weigh them up against the opposition. You list all the pros and cons for staying or leaving as you wrestle with your tipster demon and soon you start to think "they're not too bad, maybe i should give them one more chance."

All your mind can think is "I've invested heavily in this relationship and wouldn't it be a pity to walk out on them right when they come good. Why should i miss out on the benefits and let some tipster-come-lately bask in the glory of being brave enough to stand by the team.

Fuck that little turncoat whore of a tipster. I've seen them come and go so many times, one loss and they'll be begging to get out. I've been in the tipping cellar for years being brutally arse fucked week in and out. They owe me big time and they're gonna pay, oh yes, they will pay and my reward will be 8, 8 from 8, and a free whopper, and don't forget hundreds of imaginary rep for being one of the few to see it through!"

So Friday afternoon comes along and you go to put your tips in and announce you're coming back. Last weekends "fister for the Freo tipster" is a distant memory. You hesitate ever so slightly before clicking that button as hard as you can and locking it in. It is done! Then comes what suffers of our condition call the "happy time."

You begin to think of how good it will be when everyone else is spewing for lacking your faith. Soon you'll be the tip fucking master and finally, finally, you'll be the one doing the slapping!

Everything is going along great for the first 24 hours since coming back from the separation you first instigated at the beginning of the week and you await the moment when you can show everyone how wrong they were and break free of the snide remarks, constant lol's and question marks over your sanity.

Then, sometime in the second 24 hour period since returning to your tipping slave master they step into your lounge room and you prepare to reap the rewards of prolonged pain and blinding faith. You sit back on your couch, crack a cold one and prepare to be a transformed into a tipping God. You dream about the day you can reveal the secret to your record breaking win in the yearly footy tips was sticking with Fritzmantle long after everyone else had gone.

About 10 minutes later you look around to find the paper so you can enhance this wonderful euphoric high and laugh at all the so called "expert tippers" who have backed against the Rapers & Dockers. This will make it just that little bit sweeter!

Then, whilst you are not looking, with your head buried in the paper laughing at knowing more about footy than Rohan Connolly and Garry Lyon, you hear a horrible noise and then suddenly you find yourself tumbling. In the blink of an eye you're at the bottom of a ladder and into a very familiar looking place - Fritzmantle's dreaded cellar for the tipping damned.

Surely not, surely not again, surely you just fell through the open door and it's a false alarm, but you think you vaguely remember being pushed. As you lie at the bottom of the ladder whilst it rains opposition goals, contemplating what to do next you suddenly notice a glimmer of light above and through the purple haze the cellar door opens.

You hear a familiar voice, a voice of reason, "dangerous, very dangerous, don't worry, I'll sort it out, when i get a head job, Des and Paul are back, unknown factor, PAV, PAV, It's what we want to stand for, We'll be a willing side and what comes with that will be intriguing."

They're coming back baby, They're coming back!!!!!

Just then an anchor is lowered down and a voice says "grab on, we've come to get you, you slipped, we didn't push you, you gotta get up here and see what we are doing. Sure we started slow but we just kicked the last 3 goals, we're very dangerous and did i mention, Des and Paul are back!"

So you grab on and begin the slow journey back up. The higher you get the more you can hear the sweet sound of success. By the time you reach the top, they might even be in front!

You finally reach the top and poke your head through the cellar door and look over at the TV just in time to see some unknown fucking hack for the opposition blast a brilliant goal from outside 50.

Then suddenly a massive boot comes out of nowhere and smashes you in the face and you go tumbling back down to the cellar. You look around and you see, they are all there, all the familiar faces. The entire Fremantle Fails are assembled in front of you.

"Hello again" says one

"We're going to rape you real good this time" says another

"yea, when it comes to raping tipsters we're the fucking premiers every time" laughs another.

"Today you find out exactly what the Fremantle football club stands for! Raping, and arse fucking tipsters like you that refuse to learn their lesson. See, look over there on the wall, it says We exist, to rape your tips, Our creed, is to make your ass bleed hahahahahaha."

And with that the team begins the systematic ritual of slowly and painfully raping the poor hapless BFS sufferer over and over. As you writhe in pain, out of the corner of your eye you see a familiar figure lurking in the darkness, is it, could it be?

"Is that you Jeff, is that the wizz over there?"

"Yea it's me."

"WTF are you doing here? You're not even in the team any more, your days of raping tipsters are over, you don't need to be here any more."

"You think I'd miss this opportunity! No fucking way, i love smashing stuff, plus remember I was such an integral part of all your rapings over the years. My occasional brilliance followed up by weeks of inconsistent crap were pivotal in keeping you on board weren't they?

Anyway, the cultural impact i left on the club means I'll be here for years to come, raping tipsters from the background. Could be years before I'm no longer considered to have played a part in raping and pillaging those of you who continue to tip us so get used to it you dumb fucking ****!

Plus, i gotta keep an eye on my protégé, and let me tell ya, he's good. Des, Des, get up here and show him ya tat, beautiful isn't it, licence to belt fuckers that is, plus he loses his shit every time it's mentioned, which is perfect for fucking shit up. Now Des here, he will play the occasional blinder and look like he could win the game off his boot, and that'll have people like you begging to tip us, but then he'll fuck you in the arse, just the way i did over and over again."

Then after four excruciating 20 minute quarters + "rape on", it's finally over. You're not really sure WTF is going on, was it real, or was it just a flashback to the Melbourne game and the "Great Rape of 08?"

But soon enough you hear the opposition team singing their song and you see the picture on the TV of the head rapist scurrying across the ground to his rape den to debrief his team of sodomiser's, penetrators and elite rapists and then you know it's true!

And once again, just like last time, you'll be aiming for 7, and once again, you'll be paying for that whopper and just like all the other times you'll be laughed at and ridiculed for the tipping bitch you are and you'll swear till the cows come home it will never happen again and your days of tipping Freo are OVER!

But then you see next weeks draw. Oh boy, Fritzmantle are at home, to a team considered by most to be ordinary at best, and deep down within yourself, in places you don't like to go, you know, come the weekend, you just might possibly tip Freo!

So please, don't judge us, don't laugh at us, try to understand us because this condition can strike any tipster at any time. All it takes is one tip and before you know it, your asshole begins to rip, and before you can say "shape the 8" you are in the basement with, FRITZMANTLE!!!!!

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/scottlin/fritzmantle.jpg
I zee you tipped uz again, whenz wilz you learn






I seriously have nothing for this, nothing at all besides tears rolling down my face.



Anyways....how about that Super 14 competition....gee I love Rugby.:thumbsu:

:( :(

[rumblah]

I am again bant from BigFooty, 5 pointer this time, I'm moving up it the world.

[Lach72]

Anyone seen Lachy???

I can't wait for next week.

It's our turn to smash FAIL!mantle. :)

I'm here

[Syd]

I'm here

Me too.

You might get lucky and no Bazza, no Micky O.

Should keep you in the game to half time.

[Lach72]

Me too.

You might get lucky and no Bazza, no Micky O.

Should keep you in the game to half time.

Being generous.

On the plus side no one expects us to win...therefore if Jesus does come back to earth and bless this team of KKK wearing gay boys, you may have to go back to Canadia or die of embarrassment

[Syd]

Being generous.

On the plus side no one expects us to win...therefore if Jesus does come back to earth and bless this team of KKK wearing gay boys, you may have to go back to Canadia or die of embarrassment

Nah, I'd just BANT! the first Freo supporter I found to vent my anger. ;)

[Curtis Stone]

Me too.

You might get lucky and no Bazza, no Micky O.

Should keep you in the game to half time.

They've already said Barry isn't playing. Soft. :thumbsd:

[Syd]

They've already said Barry isn't playing. Soft. :thumbsd:

No need. ;)

[Curtis Stone]

No need. ;)

:thumbsu:

Why not rest a few more though?

[Lach72]

Now you're just being mean Hoffy

[Curtis Stone]

Syd started it.

[Lach72]

well I'll finish it if you're not careful*


*may or may not be true

[Geelong_Sicko]

Syd started it.

Yeah, Syd seems to delight in hassling the Hoff for some strange reason...

[Mike Oxlong]

WHY? WHY? I'll tell you WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last year i began writing about a terrible condition and how those struck down with what is known as BFS suffer in silence whilst they are ridiculed and mocked by the public. Well now I'm going public in the hope that through my story and education about BFS there will come understanding and eventually acceptance. This is the largest public awareness campaign since Benny C took assburgers to the world through SEN, and his mother!

My Life as a Compulsive Fritzmantle tipster by Mike Oxlong

My Names is Mike Oxlong and I have Battered Fremantle Syndrome (BFS). I see comments like the one above all the time. What people don't understand is how hard it is to break free of this debilitating demon .

You see, by Tuesday or Wednesday of most weeks of the footy season, the horrors of the anal rapping received on the weekend for all those who tipped Freo starts to fade from the minds of those who suffer from BFS, and it's about then that Fritzmantle goes to work.

It begins with the sweet talking, they typically use exciting words and memorable phrases like "we're dangerous" "fast and unpredictable" and "you'll see us turn it around pretty fast". At this point in time you want nothing of it, you've heard it all before bla bla bla NO!!!

But they are persistent and they wont just let you walk away. Radio, TV, newspapers, internet, they bombarded you with the dream of what could be.

Come Thursday they turn it up a notch. They spruce themselves up just for you, and they don't look half bad either, especially when they roll out the big guns, like the Pav or the man mountain Sandilands or maybe this week it's a rising star like Rhys Palmer. It's at this point they reassure you they wont violate you any more, they promise to live up to all that they can be and you drop your protective barrier ever so slightly and maybe even manage a wry smile.

Then things get progressively worse for the BFS sufferer, you start to look at them on paper and weigh them up against the opposition. You list all the pros and cons for staying or leaving as you wrestle with your tipster demon and soon you start to think "they're not too bad, maybe i should give them one more chance."

All your mind can think is "I've invested heavily in this relationship and wouldn't it be a pity to walk out on them right when they come good. Why should i miss out on the benefits and let some tipster-come-lately bask in the glory of being brave enough to stand by the team.

Fuck that little turncoat whore of a tipster. I've seen them come and go so many times, one loss and they'll be begging to get out. I've been in the tipping cellar for years being brutally arse fucked week in and out. They owe me big time and they're gonna pay, oh yes, they will pay and my reward will be 8, 8 from 8, and a free whopper, and don't forget hundreds of imaginary rep for being one of the few to see it through!"

So Friday afternoon comes along and you go to put your tips in and announce you're coming back. Last weekends "fister for the Freo tipster" is a distant memory. You hesitate ever so slightly before clicking that button as hard as you can and locking it in. It is done! Then comes what suffers of our condition call the "happy time."

You begin to think of how good it will be when everyone else is spewing for lacking your faith. Soon you'll be the tip fucking master and finally, finally, you'll be the one doing the slapping!

Everything is going along great for the first 24 hours since coming back from the separation you first instigated at the beginning of the week and you await the moment when you can show everyone how wrong they were and break free of the snide remarks, constant lol's and question marks over your sanity.

Then, sometime in the second 24 hour period since returning to your tipping slave master they step into your lounge room and you prepare to reap the rewards of prolonged pain and blinding faith. You sit back on your couch, crack a cold one and prepare to be a transformed into a tipping God. You dream about the day you can reveal the secret to your record breaking win in the yearly footy tips was sticking with Fritzmantle long after everyone else had gone.

About 10 minutes later you look around to find the paper so you can enhance this wonderful euphoric high and laugh at all the so called "expert tippers" who have backed against the Rapers & Dockers. This will make it just that little bit sweeter!

Then, whilst you are not looking, with your head buried in the paper laughing at knowing more about footy than Rohan Connolly and Garry Lyon, you hear a horrible noise and then suddenly you find yourself tumbling. In the blink of an eye you're at the bottom of a ladder and into a very familiar looking place - Fritzmantle's dreaded cellar for the tipping damned.

Surely not, surely not again, surely you just fell through the open door and it's a false alarm, but you think you vaguely remember being pushed. As you lie at the bottom of the ladder whilst it rains opposition goals, contemplating what to do next you suddenly notice a glimmer of light above and through the purple haze the cellar door opens.

You hear a familiar voice, a voice of reason, "dangerous, very dangerous, don't worry, I'll sort it out, when i get a head job, Des and Paul are back, unknown factor, PAV, PAV, It's what we want to stand for, We'll be a willing side and what comes with that will be intriguing."

They're coming back baby, They're coming back!!!!!

Just then an anchor is lowered down and a voice says "grab on, we've come to get you, you slipped, we didn't push you, you gotta get up here and see what we are doing. Sure we started slow but we just kicked the last 3 goals, we're very dangerous and did i mention, Des and Paul are back!"

So you grab on and begin the slow journey back up. The higher you get the more you can hear the sweet sound of success. By the time you reach the top, they might even be in front!

You finally reach the top and poke your head through the cellar door and look over at the TV just in time to see some unknown fucking hack for the opposition blast a brilliant goal from outside 50.

Then suddenly a massive boot comes out of nowhere and smashes you in the face and you go tumbling back down to the cellar. You look around and you see, they are all there, all the familiar faces. The entire Fremantle Fails are assembled in front of you.

"Hello again" says one

"We're going to rape you real good this time" says another

"yea, when it comes to raping tipsters we're the fucking premiers every time" laughs another.

"Today you find out exactly what the Fremantle football club stands for! Raping, and arse fucking tipsters like you that refuse to learn their lesson. See, look over there on the wall, it says We exist, to rape your tips, Our creed, is to make your ass bleed hahahahahaha."

And with that the team begins the systematic ritual of slowly and painfully raping the poor hapless BFS sufferer over and over. As you writhe in pain, out of the corner of your eye you see a familiar figure lurking in the darkness, is it, could it be?

"Is that you Jeff, is that the wizz over there?"

"Yea it's me."

"WTF are you doing here? You're not even in the team any more, your days of raping tipsters are over, you don't need to be here any more."

"You think I'd miss this opportunity! No fucking way, i love smashing stuff, plus remember I was such an integral part of all your rapings over the years. My occasional brilliance followed up by weeks of inconsistent crap were pivotal in keeping you on board weren't they?

Anyway, the cultural impact i left on the club means I'll be here for years to come, raping tipsters from the background. Could be years before I'm no longer considered to have played a part in raping and pillaging those of you who continue to tip us so get used to it you dumb fucking ****!

Plus, i gotta keep an eye on my protégé, and let me tell ya, he's good. Des, Des, get up here and show him ya tat, beautiful isn't it, licence to belt fuckers that is, plus he loses his shit every time it's mentioned, which is perfect for fucking shit up. Now Des here, he will play the occasional blinder and look like he could win the game off his boot, and that'll have people like you begging to tip us, but then he'll fuck you in the arse, just the way i did over and over again."

Then after four excruciating 20 minute quarters + "rape on", it's finally over. You're not really sure WTF is going on, was it real, or was it just a flashback to the Melbourne game and the "Great Rape of 08?"

But soon enough you hear the opposition team singing their song and you see the picture on the TV of the head rapist scurrying across the ground to his rape den to debrief his team of sodomiser's, penetrators and elite rapists and then you know it's true!

And once again, just like last time, you'll be aiming for 7, and once again, you'll be paying for that whopper and just like all the other times you'll be laughed at and ridiculed for the tipping bitch you are and you'll swear till the cows come home it will never happen again and your days of tipping Freo are OVER!

But then you see next weeks draw. Oh boy, Fritzmantle are at home, to a team considered by most to be ordinary at best, and deep down within yourself, in places you don't like to go, you know, come the weekend, you just might possibly tip Freo!

So please, don't judge us, don't laugh at us, try to understand us because this condition can strike any tipster at any time. All it takes is one tip and before you know it, your asshole begins to rip, and before you can say "shape the 8" you are in the basement with, FRITZMANTLE!!!!!

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/scottlin/fritzmantle.jpg
I zee you tipped uz again, whenz wilz you learn

Exhibit A:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14266355&postcount=1

I'm sure someone will post the video but just now on the 9 news Pav said Freo will be going back to a simple, more direct gameplan this week in a bid to get the players confidence back. He sounded very serious that we will see a different Freo this week.

[Mike Oxlong]

Fuck reading the freo board is funny :D

Anyone feeling a bit down on life, take a trip over there. In fact i think they should hand out the link on suicide hotlines. Would save many lives.

Maybe I should put this in the somewhat related threads about the KKK beat-up, but if Memories can have his trade everybody crusade, then I'll have mine. I simply can't believe the morons we have at the club. The lack of general intelligence running our club is a massive problem in my opinion.

Coaching groups need to have a creative process that allows them to think of ways to solve problems; to develop new ideas; to propose ways to revitalise the team at training and away from football; to keep the minds of the players fresh etc.

Stupidity is a tradition we have long carried on with the appointment of feeble minds such as Drum, Connolly, Broadbridge etc., and something which needs to be rectified. I would suggest anybody who sympathises with such characters are possibly stupid themselves, the old George Bush syndrome where he appealed to the common idiot. The fact is, when stupid people are faced with serious questions, their stupidity renders them incapable of finding the right solution.

Players are generally stupid too, so they often can't see the problem either and will stick up for the stupid coaches. Someone like Peter Bell gets vilified for white-anting, but really this just reflected his higher intelligence level and realisation of the facts I am talking about.

http://www.fremantlefc.com.au/coaching%20staff/tabid/8649/default.aspx

Mark Harvey - intellectually challenged bogan thug
Chris Scott - intellectually challenged bogan thug
Dean Wallis - intellectually challenged bogan thug
Todd Curley - don't know, but he sure looks stupid
Barry Mitchell - backstabbing deceptively stupid midget bogan with small-man syndrome
Steve Malaxos - probably the winner for lacking intelligence, he would be lucky to have an IQ above 70.
Michael Prior - the odds are he is reasonably stupid, regardless he must be the most unskillful skills coach in the history of skills coaches

As long as these are the guys collectively in charge of our playing group, I see little hope. Who thinks a football club can have success if the people in charge are not intelligent? Especially in the present and future where there is so much science, psychology, planning, tactics etc. involved

[Kingy]

Todd Curley - don't know, but he sure looks stupid

Sounds fair.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Fuck reading the freo board is funny :D

Anyone feeling a bit down on life, take a trip over there. In fact i think they should hand out the link on suicide hotlines. Would save many lives.

I reckon Alfonz is right on the money there about Freo being run into the ground by dumb fucks. Don't think they've ever had a truly decent, street smart coach.

I have a few mates who are Freo supporters and I always used to hang shit on them when the Saints beat them. After flogging them on Sat night though, I barely had the heart to hang shit on them. I still did of course but my heart wasn't in it like it normally is. I'm actually starting to feel sorry for them, like Richmond supporters, with their club constantly building their hopes up and then kicking them in the teeth.

Having said all that, I'm still toying with the idea of tipping Freo again this weekend. No Barry Hall or Mickey O for the Swans, Freo with a new simplified game plan, home game, due for a win etc etc.

[Mike Oxlong]

Having said all that, I'm still toying with the idea of tipping Freo again this weekend. No Barry Hall or Mickey O for the Swans, Freo with a new simplified game plan, home game, due for a win etc etc.

yea i got the battered Fremantle syndrome bad this week :(

[Guy Incognito]

I reckon Alfonz is right on the money there about Freo being run into the ground by dumb fucks. Don't think they've ever had a truly decent, street smart coach.

I have a few mates who are Freo supporters and I always used to hang shit on them when the Saints beat them. After flogging them on Sat night though, I barely had the heart to hang shit on them. I still did of course but my heart wasn't in it like it normally is. I'm actually starting to feel sorry for them, like Richmond supporters, with their club constantly building their hopes up and then kicking them in the teeth.

Having said all that, I'm still toying with the idea of tipping Freo again this weekend. No Barry Hall or Mickey O for the Swans, Freo with a new simplified game plan, home game, due for a win etc etc.

Fuck! Sympathy from a fucking saints fan, it doesn't get much worse than that :(

[pickman]

Can't be fucked starting a new thread about this, but I think I've just found the lamest Bay 13 thread ever

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14284936&posted=1#post14284936

[Geelong_Sicko]

Can't be fucked starting a new thread about this, but I think I've just found the lamest Bay 13 thread ever

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=14284936&posted=1#post14284936

:eek: Jesus pickers, it's been DELETED! Gis the gist of it!

[pickman]

:eek: Jesus pickers, it's been DELETED! Gis the gist of it!

Postal Worker the stupid drip starts a thread titled "Mean Posters" and starts some lame boring post trying to discuss mean posters without dropping any names. It was the lamest thing I've read on Bay 13 and that is a big statement.

I responded with "Postal Worker, I would go all emo and cut myself if I posted something as lame as that OP".

I think mine was the last post prior to deletion!

[Geelong_Sicko]

Postal Worker the stupid drip starts a thread titled "Mean Posters" and starts some lame boring post trying to discuss mean posters without dropping any names. It was the lamest thing I've read on Bay 13 and that is a big statement.

I responded with "Postal Worker, I would go all emo and cut myself if I posted something as lame as that OP".

I think mine was the last post prior to deletion!

You did your duty:thumbsu:

[Ant_]

His thread was about PowerFat being mean to him. :D

[Geelong_Sicko]

His thread was about PowerFat being mean to him. :D

:eek: A Bay13 mod COLDLY AND CALLOUSLY laughing about a serious situation!! What the fuck is this world COMING to?!!!!

[pickman]

His thread was about PowerFat being mean to him. :D

So you've seen said thread, then you would agree with me about the lameness of the OP of that thread

[Ant_]

So you've seen said thread, then you would agree with me about the lameness of the OP of that thread


Yeah as bad as his original thread that said H2f is mean which was deleted earlier.

[Mancey]

How the fuck did Barham get a rising star nom last week.

Cunt couldn't hit a barn door. Worse than Palmer

[pickman]

Essendon will be fucked in the ruck if Hille's out for a while. Who do they have to replace him.

If they are relying on Paddy Ryder they are in deep shit. I have alot of time for Ryder in the back line but he has no clue at the centre bounce. Never has been a ruckman's arsehole and never will be.

[Mancey]

Bombers fans will be stoked that Laycock should get another shot

[Hugh Jorgen]

Essendon will be fucked in the ruck if Hille's out for a while. Who do they have to replace him.

If they are relying on Paddy Ryder they are in deep shit. I have alot of time for Ryder in the back line but he has no clue at the centre bounce. Never has been a ruckman's arsehole and never will be.

Fuck, you couldn't have been more wrong there Picko99. Ryder just played the game of his life in the ruck, should play him there more often.

Awesome game though. Great to see the Bombers get up, not just cause I tipped them but they were the better team all day. Would have been an injustice to see those Collingwood maggots steal the win.

Spewing about Hille though, he's in my Supercoach team. Useless cunt didn't even score a point before he went down.:mad:

[Admiral Afterworld]

FUCK WE FUCKING ROCK FUCK YEAH!!!

[pickman]

Fuck, you couldn't have been more wrong there Picko99. Ryder just played the game of his life in the ruck, should play him there more often.

Granted my timing proved poor and I'll give him this one and he is a worthy winner of the medal but I've seen enough of Ryder the ruckman to know he won't cut it longterm.

Don't forget who he was up against, Josh Fraser - hardly the most imposing ruckman in the comp. The bigger, more physical and better ruckmen in the comp will have him for breakfast.

[Banana Republican]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy Hawks:thumbsu:

[Mancey]

Eagles toughed it out and no injuries. Glass a FORCE

Not too upset. Bring on freo

[Banana Republican]

happy with the 4 points
I think we lost Young for a month with a hammy
Hopefully will have a few more back next week

[Geelong_Sicko]

happy with the 4 points
I think we lost Young for a month with a hammy
Hopefully will have a few more back next week

Yeah, what's Hawthorn's injury list like now?

[jimmy35]

Anyone seen Lachy???

I can't wait for next week.

It's our turn to smash FAIL!mantle. :)



Oh dear :o

[Banana Republican]

Yeah, what's Hawthorn's injury list like now?
Hopefully have full back next week
and Osborne to replace Young