Official Footy Discussion Thread for those who are Bant on Bigfooty.

[Tex21]

Can you get a quinella with Montagna?
Imagine the carnage if we get a streaker, Helen D'Amico style.

[Curtis Stone]

Can you get a quinella with Montagna?

I'd go the exacta having Milne cum first.

[Banana Republican]

#Stewards call for a photo#

[Swamp]

Jesus, I go watch a movie, then come back and sus out BigFooty and hear that Brock McLean is going to Carlton, Aaron Davey has apparently walked out on the club, Burgoyne wants to go to the Hawks (Port apparently won't accept pick #9 on its own and are reportedly chasing Lewis) and the Doggies are set to sign Barry Hall.

Source? Wtf?

[Maverick]

Source? Wtf?
Just c*nts talking shit on BF, I guess.

I didn't read the thread as I don't really care for Melbourne (or it's players), so I don't know if there is a link.

I would lol if it turned out to be true though.

[Maverick]

Fucking lol at Fev during the Brownlow. Calling Juddy 'Steven' (Segal) was pretty win.

Chris looked to be enjoying it*


*not true at all.

[Tex21]

Pressure Points! Pressure Points!

[peternorth]

fev shouldve ripped of twigleys dress. she wouldve loved it

players review = gay

reports of davey "walking out" (walkabout) are

http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/files/2009/04/aug2006-ray_romano.jpg

http://images.medicinenet.com/images/illustrations/cyst.jpg

[Syd]

...
http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/files/2009/04/aug2006-ray_romano.jpg



Posting pics of other posters without their permission again eh Pete? :cool:

[Maverick]

Pretty sure I read somewhere that Ray Romano was on 2.3 million an episode.

How does someone make that much for such a shithouse show?

[Tex21]

WHo cares how he does it. More important is how we can do it. Gladly do it for half of that.

Oh, and he gets it because there is a moronic halfwit born every minute.

[Syd]

Pretty sure I read somewhere that Ray Romano was on 2.3 million an episode.

Those $400 shirts don't pay for themselves you know.

[Syd]

Oh, and he gets it because there is a moronic halfwit born every minute.

Happy Birthday Tex! ;)

[Tex21]

Happy Birthday Tex! ;)
NOt today you fuckwit! THough there is a parade almost to the same scale as the one celebrating the anniversary of my birth*




*Will be upon death. Forgot own birthday once.

[peternorth]

Pretty sure I read somewhere that Ray Romano was on 2.3 million an episode.

How does someone make that much for such a shithouse show?

and how does he get this?

http://www.celebwelove.com/Patricia_Heaton/patricia-heaton_08.jpg

http://hotmoviestars.net/patricia_heaton/patricia_heaton_nude.jpg

[Travyo]

Have wanted to bang her for ages, she loves been on shit shows though

[Maverick]

Back in 5..

[Geelong_Sicko]

F/S rule should go out too, only if we can stop the whole losing for the draft pick cause.

F/S rule should stay, NO MATTER WHAT. It's mere coincidence that Geelong appear to have benefited more from this rule that any other current team. Theoretically, all clubs have the same opportunity for their past or current players to father sons. Whether these sons have footballing ability comes down to genetics, and a wee bit of luck.

It's good though, that a player good enough to make it past a hundred games should receive the added honour of his name possibly continuing at the club through their son.

And if the player instead has a daughter who is sufficiently enhanced with talent, she should present herself with applicable n00dz before a TLC panel.

Or get the fuck out.

[PowerKat]

Have wanted to bang her for ages, she loves been on shit shows though

being ;)

[Geelong_Sicko]

On an unrelated note I dunno HOW the piggies are gonna be able to breath-test everyone leaving the 'G Satdee evening. 90,000 people?

I'm gonna be setting up a random breast-test booth in the car park, though. Random women between the ages of 18 and 40 will have their breasts squeezed and checked for firmness, and the size of their nipples will be logged.

[RoosterLad]

There is a nice show on ONE HD at the moment.

[peternorth]

There is a nice show on ONE HD at the moment.

wtf is this show?

[Banana Republican]

Have wanted to smack her for ages, she is a a whiny bitch on shit shows though
EFA.*













* yes

[Admiral Afterworld]

Saints by 10 points. You heard it here first.

[Admiral Afterworld]

Nevermind.

[Banana Republican]

what a loss

http://www.bradbury.org/images/stevenBradburyW2.jpg
Cats now a great team

[LondonCalling]

http://mm.afl.com.au/Portals/0/images/AFL/AFL%20P-T/roewokosi246a.jpg

[dmc333]

http://mm.afl.com.au/Portals/0/images/AFL/AFL%20P-T/roewokosi246a.jpg
http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/05/BrokebackWebjpg.jpg

[Power King]

lol, made two threads to prematurely sledge the cats during the grand final on bay 13 which have come back to bite me on the arse.

oh well, at least i've pissed a lot of people off in the process.

having said that, fuck me, bay 13 people are sensitive as shit even though the point of bay 13 is to sledge.

[Geelong_Sicko]

I know. That place aint no fun no more, is it?

[Curtis Stone]

Cats. :thumbsu:

[BYOB]

Saints by 10 points. You heard it here first.

lol, failllll

[Ljp86]

Good game, last quarter was epic.

[Tex21]

FUCKING YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[Admiral Afterworld]

lol, failllll

Meh, only off by 22 points :p

[Power King]

I don't know shit about this year's draft.

Right in saying Scully is the clear favourite for pick 1, whilst Trengove is second?

[Tex21]

I believe Yarden is the hot pick for a top ten smoky.

[Tommy Lasorda]

Right in saying Scully is the clear favourite for pick 1, whilst Trengove is second?

He was outstanding yesterday, absolute gun. And I fucking hate Sturt...

I believe Yarden is the hot pick for a top ten smoky.

Will go number 1 in the Lardarse Suppository Draft

[Banana Republican]

Meh, only off by 22 points :p
Hawkins poster -5
Mooneys deliberate head high contact free against-6
Abletts free and goal was very very soft -6
Closer game someone stands the mark and another in the goals square for Rookes lolly pop after the siren -6

Saints by a point:thumbsu:
With video umpireing you would have been out by 9 points:cool:
Saints would be the real Premiers Cats would have imploded

[Swamp]

Porky, you really are taking this Geelong win as bad as some of the worst retarded Hawthorn flogs on bigfooty. I know the Hawks were destined for greatness mate (:o ), and buddy and Hodgey and CYRIL, THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME WHO SHOULD BE GIVEN EVERY AWARD AND MEDAL FROM NOW ON EVER EVER EVER all deserve it way, way , way more than them but stiff upper lip, hey?

[Curtis Stone]

Hawkins poster -5
Mooneys deliberate head high contact free against-6
Abletts free and goal was very very soft -6
Closer game someone stands the mark and another in the goals square for Rookes lolly pop after the siren -6

Saints by a point:thumbsu:
With video umpireing you would have been out by 9 points:cool:
Saints would be the real Premiers Cats would have imploded

No unwarranted Saints frees?

Cats by 12 each time I've watched it. :thumbsu: :)

[Hugh Jorgen]

Hawkins poster -5
Mooneys deliberate head high contact free against-6
Abletts free and goal was very very soft -6
Closer game someone stands the mark and another in the goals square for Rookes lolly pop after the siren -6

Saints by a point:thumbsu:
With video umpireing you would have been out by 9 points:cool:
Saints would be the real Premiers Cats would have imploded

Can't argue with any of that Porky.

Those Geelong bumpkins Hoffy, Sicko & Tex are kidding themselves if they think they are the real premiers.

The mighty Saints will be back next year though, just like Lyon said 'we've got unfinished business'. :thumbsu:

[Curtis Stone]

Saints had some amazing chances, and fucked them up. I feel sorry for my old man who would be suffering like you boys Hugh, but there's no way known Geelong aren't worthy winners. Sure we had some things go our way, but it wasn't all one way. The Milburn double goal was farcical. Never seen one before for talking back to the goal ump. I bet it has happened plenty of times and never been paid till now. Baker also put the most deliberate ball out of bounds as well in our forward line and wasn't pinged. That was a horrible decision. There were a few more negligible ones as well, just like some of the ones Geelong got that are being disputed.

Anyway, I know what it's like to lose and lucky enough to win as well. I'm sure the Saints will be burning like Geelong were to win it next year.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Saints had some amazing chances, and fucked them up. I feel sorry for my old man who would be suffering like you boys Hugh, but there's no way known Geelong aren't worthy winners. Sure we had some things go our way, but it wasn't all one way. The Milburn double goal was farcical. Never seen one before for talking back to the goal ump. I bet it has happened plenty of times and never been paid till now. Baker also put the most deliberate ball out of bounds as well in our forward line and wasn't pinged. That was a horrible decision. There were a few more negligible ones as well, just like some of the ones Geelong got that are being disputed.

Anyway, I know what it's like to lose and lucky enough to win as well. I'm sure the Saints will be burning like Geelong were to win it next year.

Yeah there was piss poor umpiring both ways Hoffy. Even Sooz would have seen that Hawkins poster, disgraceful goal umpiring from those fuckwits, but the Milburn one kind of evened it up.

At the end of the day we can't blame the umps, we had enough opportunities to win it. You Catters just took your opps better than us and so took the chocolates. As I've said elsewhere though, would much rather lose to you blokes than Collingwood, Carlton, Essendon etc. Still doesn't mean it doesn't hurt like fuck.

[Curtis Stone]

Yeah there was piss poor umpiring both ways Hoffy. Even Sooz would have seen that Hawkins poster, disgraceful goal umpiring from those fuckwits, but the Milburn one kind of evened it up.

At the end of the day we can't blame the umps, we had enough opportunities to win it. You Catters just took your opps better than us and so took the chocolates. As I've said elsewhere though, would much rather lose to you blokes than Collingwood, Carlton, Essendon etc. Still doesn't mean it doesn't hurt like fuck.

It's a fucking rotten feeling. I was pretty young when the Cats lost their early ones, but last year was pretty gutting. Old enough to really take it in. If we hadn't won 07 I may have topped myself.

The Hawkins poster is inexcusable. Everything else is somewhat open to debate, but that should never have been missed. I bet the goal umpire has had a few sleepless nights since. As you say, if Sooz was there none of this would have happened.

I know it's clichéd, but neither side deserved to lose that.

Both sides have some interesting times ahead. Not sure Geelong will be able to maintain the hunger again. I almost feel content with what we have over the 3 year stretch. I hope the players don't but you can see how the flame could extinguish after something like this...plus we're gonna have cap issues and need players to take cuts again to stay together. Gold Coast will be coming knocking hard for Gaz and Selwood for 2011. Can't fathom losing either, but it's a possibility and the nature of the beast.

Saints? Well you have to get rid of those Clarke boys and one of King or Gardiner. McEvoy will have to develop next year. Milne is such a fucking horrible big game player. Surely he's on thin ice. Schneider and Dempster must be worried as well. Not sure where there contracts are at, but there's certainly a bit of deadwood. Especially the Clarkes. Apart from that the burning desire of redemption will ensure your boys are right up there again.

If you like you can have Mark Blake. Free of charge. :thumbsu:

[Hugh Jorgen]

It's a fucking rotten feeling. I was pretty young when the Cats lost their early ones, but last year was pretty gutting. Old enough to really take it in. If we hadn't won 07 I may have topped myself.

The Hawkins poster is inexcusable. Everything else is somewhat open to debate, but that should never have been missed. I bet the goal umpire has had a few sleepless nights since. As you say, if Sooz was there none of this would have happened.

I know it's clichéd, but neither side deserved to lose that.

Both sides have some interesting times ahead. Not sure Geelong will be able to maintain the hunger again. I almost feel content with what we have over the 3 year stretch. I hope the players don't but you can see how the flame could extinguish after something like this...plus we're gonna have cap issues and need players to take cuts again to stay together. Gold Coast will be coming knocking hard for Gaz and Selwood for 2011. Can't fathom losing either, but it's a possibility and the nature of the beast.

Saints? Well you have to get rid of those Clarke boys and one of King or Gardiner. McEvoy will have to develop next year. Milne is such a fucking horrible big game player. Surely he's on thin ice. Schneider and Dempster must be worried as well. Not sure where there contracts are at, but there's certainly a bit of deadwood. Especially the Clarkes. Apart from that the burning desire of redemption will ensure your boys are right up there again.

If you like you can have Mark Blake. Free of charge. :thumbsu:

Fair summary mate.

It was our small forwards that let us down. Milne and Schneider will be under the pump big time for next year after their ordinary finals performance. Playing Raph Clarke/Dawson ahead of Hudghton was a massive mistake too, cost us two goals at least.

Not sure we're desperate enough to take Blake yet, Kingy and Gardy will hopefully be good enough for another year and we also have young McEvoy and Stanley (won the GF sprint) waiting in the wings.

Either way both Geelong and St Kilda won a lot of respect that day for their efforts. I think both sets of supporters know it too.:thumbsu:

[Banana Republican]

No respect won here
A half fit Box Hill would have whipped both your arses;):p

[Curtis Stone]

No respect won here
A half fit Box Hill would have whipped both your arses;):p

Tassie. Injunction. Duddy Franklin!!!!11!!11!

Go lie on yourself. :thumbsd:

;)

[Geelong_Sicko]

:D Porky just got turkey-slapped!!

[Banana Republican]

thats twice today

[Hugh Jorgen]

No respect won here
A half fit Box Hill would have whipped both your arses;):p

Well you asked for it mate.

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj237/emono5/Campbellcrying.jpg

[LondonCalling]

Read the article in today's Sun about King and Blake. Can't see why Blake has not only such a chip on his shoulder, but such a sense of entitlement to play in a Premiership side, with such a lack of ability?

Montagna's drop punt that went about 2 metres, as well as Milne (or was it Schneider?)'s easy miss in the first quarter were costly

[jimmy35]

Yeah. And fuck I laughed.

[Power King]

Montagna's drop punt that went about 2 metres, as well as Milne (or was it Schneider?)'s easy miss in the first quarter were costly

Saints had a shit load of easy misses in addition to those you just named.

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Harry Taylor, Joel Corey and Clint Jones make me weep silently at night.

Brilliant footy game and congrats Catters.:thumbsu:

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

How good was the Melbourne Victory win over the Gold Coast on saturday night.

3-2, quality fucking game. So exciting

[FarQue]

Harry Taylor, Joel Corey and Clint Jones make me weep silently at night.

Richard Tambling has the same effect on me.

[Tex21]

How good was the Melbourne Victory win over the Gold Coast on saturday night.

3-2, quality fucking game. So exciting
Footy discussion. Not gay-ball.

[Whacker]

Fuck i hate this time of year. Retards talking up trades.

Yeah we will offer carlton pick 142 and Shannon Cox for Fev. They would have to accept that, its a bargain.

[Ant_]

Fuck i hate this time of year. Retards talking up trades.

Yeah we will offer carlton pick 142 and Shannon Cox for Fev. They would have to accept that, its a bargain.

Agreed, I always find it funny how they somehow think they're dealing for their clubs. :D

[Tommy Lasorda]

pick 142 and Shannon Cox.

You could get Pav and Sandilands from Freo with that kind of offer :thumbsu:

[Maverick]

Agreed, I always find it funny how they somehow think they're dealing for the their clubs. :D
Did you know the Bulldogs are going to sign Ash Hansen.

I read it on BF, so it must be true.

[Tex21]

Apparrently Mark Blake is off to the Gold Coast. Love SEN fuckwits.

[Whacker]

Yeah because they have the pick of the best talls in the country so they would have to sign blake :rolleyes:

[Banana Republican]

wasnt Mooney going too
Best forwards aswell
GC is going to blitz:thumbsu:

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

Daniel Bell, Paul Johnson, Clint Bartram and 3rd round pick to
Carlton for Fevola.

You heard it here first

[Tex21]

Yeah because they have the pick of the best talls in the country so they would have to sign blake :rolleyes:

They did their due dilligence, and decided Blake was a better option than Aaron sandilands and Dean Cox.

[PowerKat]

Agreed, I always find it funny how they somehow think they're dealing for the their clubs. :D

god yeah - you should read the crap in the 'Burgers nominates Hawthorn' thread on the Port board :thumbsd:

Daniel Bell, Paul Johnson, Clint Bartram and 3rd round pick to
Carlton for Fevola.

You heard it here first

didn't you know? BF Trading 101: Quantity = Quality

[Power King]

^That's true

Everyone will trade 10 of their players in the seconds for one superstar, because 1 gun = 10 crappy players...

[Banana Republican]

what about our gun is worth one of your guns plus a first round pick

[Swamp]

Fucking got a red card for posting in the Sydney Roosters match fixing thread on the RL board... fuck those cunts. All of them, including he mod, AukMel, are constantly over on the main board trolling abd get piss all. I write one post deriding them comparing the fevola incident to throwing games and I get a week off.

What a bunch of fucking cunts.

[Tex21]

Fucking got a red card for posting in the Sydney Roosters match fixing thread on the RL board... fuck those cunts. All of them, including he mod, AukMel, are constantly over on the main board trolling abd get piss all. I write one post deriding them comparing the fevola incident to throwing games and I get a week off.

What a bunch of fucking cunts.
Fuck trolling the RL board-troll League unlimited. Much more fun. Pack of heathens.

[Ant_]

Did you know the Bulldogs are going to sign Ash Hansen.

I read it on BF, so it must be true.

Yep that is exactly what we need a lead up player who gets the ball around the wing then delivers it into our forward 50.

[Ant_]

Fuck trolling the RL board-troll League unlimited. Much more fun. Pack of heathens.

Trolling LU is boring, is so fucking easy, there is no real challenge. I view it from time to time to read their moderators rants about AFL. That Diablo guy is a pisser. :D

[Tex21]

Trolling LU is boring, is so fucking easy, there is no real challenge. I view it from time to time to read their moderators rants about AFL. That Diablo guy is a pisser. :D
HE's awesome. he reads more AFL stuff than anyone on BF i swear. There are a couple of guys with an IQ over 6, but most are delinquent morons.

[Ant_]

HE's awesome. he reads more AFL stuff than anyone on BF i swear. There are a couple of guys with an IQ over 6, but most are delinquent morons.

Yeah he is a good source of news. Shame he doesn't have that "AFL Criminal Code" signature anymore. I guess the hypocrisy finally got to him. :D

[Maverick]

Yep that is exactly what we need a lead up player who gets the ball around the wing then delivers it into our forward 50.
Premiership CHF. Champion player.

Bullies would be lucky to have him..

[Ant_]

Premiership CHF. Champion player.

Bullies would be lucky to have him..

Problem is we don't have an issue with CHF, it's kick after that.

[Tex21]

But you have about 15 forward pockets

[Ant_]

But you have about 15 forward pockets

Yep and Hansen would get out marked by them.

[Maverick]

Problem is we don't have an issue with CHF, it's kick after that.
Hansen can kick the ball 100m very accurately. He will be a good addition.

In return I believe WC will receive Higgins, Cooney and your first pick in the draft.. We're getting a little ripped off, but that's ok.

[Tex21]

Mav, you're not trading with Fremantle. Do the Hansen for pav, Sandi, Palmer, Suban and first 5 picks in the draft to Freo trade.

[jimmy35]

This board needs more KissStephanie.

[Maverick]

Mav, you're not trading with Fremantle. Do the Hansen for pav, Sandi, Palmer, Suban and first 5 picks in the draft to Freo trade.
Hansen, Seaby & Staker --> Fremantle

Suban, Broughton, Hill, Pavlich, Sandilands, McPharlin, Mayne, Palmer & Morabito* --> West Coast



Could happen.

[Ant_]

Hansen can kick the ball 100m very accurately. He will be a good addition.
.

Nah that's ok we're looking at this Clive Waterhouse guy to do that. :thumbsu:

[Maverick]

The Carlton Football Club has advised Brendan Fevola and his management that it will be working to secure a trade that will see Brendan join another club during next week's AFL Exchange Period.

Won't happen. Lying c*nts.


Few parts in a statement from Fev;
I am disappointed by the Carlton decision today but I am committed to the future rather than the past.

I cannot turn back the clock. Instead I will welcome the opportunity to join a new club and look forward to pursuing the dream of an AFL premiership.

If this is to be the end of my time at Carlton, I want to thank the Blues fans for their magnificent support over 11 years. You’ve meant more
to me than I perhaps realised - until now.

I want to extend my best wishes to Brett Ratten, Chris Judd and the Carlton players, and thank them for their friendship and assistance.

[Ljp86]

Would be huge news if it happened though.

[Maverick]

Who would play CHF & FF next year if he's gone? Waite & Kreuzer?

[jimmy35]

Hahahaha. Welcome to the Lexus Centre Fev.

[dmc333]

Yeah he is a good source of news. Shame he doesn't have that "AFL Criminal Code" signature anymore. I guess the hypocrisy finally got to him. :D

Oh you're fucking kidding? Seeing him and his sig gave me unrelenting lulz.

[Charles Darwin]

Fev would've been a legend amongst his team mates and a role model to young people a generation ago.

[Banana Republican]

Gen Y are soft

[rick James]

No. Gen-X are soft. You think there are a shitload of Gen-Y marketing/advertising executives making these decisions? Most of Gen-Y is unemployed.

[Geelong_Sicko]

No. Gen-X are soft. You think there are a shitload of Gen-Y marketing/advertising executives making these decisions? Most of Gen-Y is unemployed.

:D!! This is Truth. It's certainly not Gen-Y who control the media and thus the audio control knob on indignation.

[Banana Republican]

I was just makeing a general statement of fact
and stick by it

[rick James]

I was just makeing a general statement of fact
and stick by it

Well yeah, we're soft in comparison to the generation that fought in WW2 and WW1, but we're a damn sight tougher than those anti-war faggot hippie boomers, and certainly we are capable of kicking the fuck out of those Gen-X capitalist crybabys.

[Tommy Lasorda]

certainly we are capable of kicking the fuck out of those Gen-X capitalist crybabys.

Fuck off :rolleyes:

[rick James]

Fuck off :rolleyes:

Gen X, so assured of their own superiority, they don't even look at the facts before slagging off Gen-Y :)

Gen X are the all time biggest sellout generation. At least Gen Y were up front about being shallow, self absorbed, shit eating, pieces of crap. But Gen X tried to pretend they were all angsty and anti-capitalist etc etc until it came time to start their own little property empires. Or a dotcom bubble.

[Banana Republican]

Gen X, so assured of their own superiority, they don't even look at the facts before slagging off Gen-Y :)


I watched a couple of episodes of Talkin bout my Generation first:o

[jimmy35]

Jolly to Pies done.

[Mancey]

For whatever reason i was watching the rugby league grand final pre game entertainment just then and some guy called Nigel Vagana is retiring. Unfortunate name that

[jimmy35]

Otherwise known as Nige the 'Gina I guess.

[Maverick]

Goodbye Staker you turd. Vale Seaby as well. Apparently B. Dizzle & Pick 22 in return.

Now to trade Hansen that fucking chode -_-

[Maverick]

Gibson & #69 --> Hawthorn for #25 & #41, I believe (correct me if I'm wrong)

I don't watch many North games, is he any good?

[LondonCalling]

Can snort a line from anywhere.

Will fit in well.

[dmc333]

Jesus, fuck. I dunno what's the go with all these spuds Voss is trading for.

Raines?
Staker?
Buchanon?

Reminds me of the work of this man when he thought he was close to a GF.

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2008/04/14/va1237302365298/Danny-Frawley-5986700.jpg

[Mancey]

Yeah i can't understand it either dmc, taking on a heap of discards at once generally doesn't end well.

Ken Judge did the best job of spud loading in 2000 tho, when he traded away most of our draft picks in 1 year for

Michael Collica
Greg Harding
Mark Merenda
Michael Prior
David Sierakowski
Richie Taylor

And with the draft picks left took

Andrew McDougall at 5
Jeremy Humm at 36
Trent Carroll at 45
and Troy Wilson in the PSD

Inspired.

Fuck knows how we made a grand final 5 years later. Woosh is a magician i guess.

Server to busy....server too busy...

[Banana Republican]

............must be a Judge thing, he did the same when he came to the Hawks we got half a dozen WAFL players.Colica Trelevan, and several others I have errased from my memory,the only good one was Chick

WC poached him based on his Hawk model and got Collica as the sweetner:eek:

[LondonCalling]

That is an inspirational year at the trade table.

Lets not forget though in defence of Vossy - fairly certain he was appointed after trade week last year, and as such had very minimal say over the shape of his list, and is probably making up for it this year. Couldn't wait to get rid of Dalziell it seems. Think Hooper might be in the same boat.

[pickman]

That is an inspirational year at the trade table.

Lets not forget though in defence of Vossy - fairly certain he was appointed after trade week last year, and as such had very minimal say over the shape of his list, and is probably making up for it this year. Couldn't wait to get rid of Dalziell it seems. Think Hooper might be in the same boat.

Wasn't Dalziell keen on going back to WA?

[Maverick]

Wasn't Dalziell keen on going back to WA?
That was part of the reason why. He said it was mainly to play more senior footy.


Also, lol @ Sydney. Ripped off by Collingwood IMO

[Tex21]

That was part of the reason why. He said it was mainly to play more senior footy.


Also, lol @ Sydney. Ripped off by Collingwood IMO
Definitly ripped off. Collingwood paid more for Cam Wood. Now Sydney are taking the Mummy!!!:mad:

[Geelong_Sicko]

Yeah, hopefully Sydney cop the Curse of the Mummy when he gets depressed at how shithouse life in Sydney really is and starts ripping into the snags at a medically unsound rate. Psychologists call it 'comfort eating' and it goes a long way towards explaining why Sydney is full of fat cunts

FUN FACT: The last Geelong ruckman who went to Sydney was Paul Chambers. He has not been seen or heard from in more than three years.

[Tex21]

Ah, Paul CHambers, now there are some memories.

[gangsta deluxe]

Carlton just got raped.

[Geelong_Sicko]

Carlton just got raped.

Who's gonna pay out the hush money this time?

[Maverick]

Failton

[pickman]

Carlton just got raped.

Royally.


What a fucking disgusting trade. Trading Fevola on account of his being an A-Grade knob but to give away a pick as well. Absolute fucking stupidity of the highest order.


Brisbane are the big winners in trade week.

[Maverick]

Has the 2010 season started yet?

[Mancey]

Vale Jordan Bannister.

Hope Freo or Richmond pick him up...for lols

[Tex21]

Matt Tyler has been delisted. Played cricket against him. He was royally shit at that too.

[peternorth]

who the fuck is tyler matt?

[Tex21]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2d/Matttyler.jpg/200px-Matttyler.jpg

[Maverick]

Looks like a spaz

[Tex21]

Is a spaz-should have been kept on the list for lulz.

[Whacker]

Thanks Ben

[Tex21]

Fuck you Erin

[Whacker]

Sorry Tex you hick it was meant for Mav.

But fuck you!!! And i love beating you in Grand Finals!!!!!1!!!111!!@34!

[Power King]

Biggest off-season for player transfers in AFL history.

[Curtis Stone]

Vale Bradshaw.

Voss went all Fremantle this trade season. Recycled players has NEVER won a team a flag in recent times.

[Banana Republican]

They will have an impressive Forward Line and one of the best Mad Mondays too though:thumbsu:

[PowerKat]

Vale Bradshaw.

Voss went all Fremantle this trade season. Recycled players has NEVER won a team a flag in recent times.

Players like Hardwick, Montgomery and Mahoney didn't do us any harm :cool:

[Curtis Stone]

Players like Hardwick, Montgomery and Mahoney didn't do us any harm :cool:

Your club was a bit different. An infant AFL club in need of an injection of experience.

Lol @ Mahoney.

[CATS]

Vale Bradshaw.

Voss went all Fremantle this trade season. Recycled players has NEVER won a team a flag in recent times.
I am happy we got Mooney in all honesty. Much better than the hack we traded him for.

[Curtis Stone]

I am happy we got Mooney in all honesty. Much better than the hack we traded him for.

For sure, but I'm talking on a mass scale. One or two every now and again if absolutely appropriate. Our club has benefited greatly from only taking 'rejects' where necessary.

[pickman]

Lol @ Mahoney.

Lol @ (one time premiership player) Mahoney to you Hoffy!

[Curtis Stone]

Lol @ (one time premiership player) Mahoney to you Hoffy!

Who says I'm not Michael Tuck? Ay? Ay?

[pickman]

Who says I'm not Michael Tuck? Ay? Ay?

If you're Michael Tuck then I'll have to ask what you were thinking when you wore the sleeveless jumper in the '87 grand final.

Not a pretty look :thumbsd:

[Geelong_Sicko]

I am happy we got Mooney in all honesty. Much better than the hack we traded him for.

Let's not forget the Moondog is a TRIPLE PREMIERSHIP player. Excluding a dwindling number of Brisbane Lions, how many currently-playing cunts can say that?

[Jather Fack]

we recycled steven armstrong to win us our last flag.

[Guy Incognito]

Vale Bradshaw.

Voss went all Fremantle this trade season. Recycled players has NEVER won a team a flag in recent times.

Sydney had Hall (St Kilda), Ball (West Coast), Davis (collingwood), Williams (Collingwood), Craig Bolton (Brisbane) and Jolly (Melbourne) playing for them in their 2005 flag

[Curtis Stone]

Sydney had Hall (St Kilda), Ball (West Coast), Davis (collingwood), Williams (Collingwood), Craig Bolton (Brisbane) and Jolly (Melbourne) playing for them in their 2005 flag

Shut up (dickhead).

[Guy Incognito]

Shut up (dickhead).


Brisbane also recycled a few players from Fitzroy too ;)

[Curtis Stone]

I said 'recent memory'. I.e. 2006-2009. :rolleyes:














FFFFFUUUUUU

[Geelong_Sicko]

I said 'recent memory'. I.e. 2006-2009. :rolleyes:














FFFFFUUUUUU

Mooney? Ottens? HANG YOUR HEAD, HOFFY!:D

[Curtis Stone]

Mooney? Ottens? HANG YOUR HEAD, HOFFY!:D

Not referring to draft years, just premiership years. :thumbsu:

[Geelong_Sicko]

Fair enough:thumbsu:

[Curtis Stone]

Fair enough:thumbsu:

FWIW Geelong are the current premiers. :thumbsu:

[Banana Republican]

Let's not forget the Moondog is a TRIPLE PREMIERSHIP player. Excluding a dwindling number of Brisbane Lions, how many currently-playing cunts can say that?That would make Moonedog the biggest hack who ever won 3 Premierships.:p

[Maverick]

Sorry Tex you hick it was meant for Mav.
Fuck you Erin

[Mancey]

we recycled steven armstrong to win us our last flag.

And Daniel Chick
and Tyson Stenglein.

But yeah, i can't remember any time recently when getting multiple second hand players in one year has been beneficial.

Fev trade isn't looking so good now that they have lost Bradshaw as well anyways

[Banana Republican]

..and Fev may get banzored too

[Tex21]

Sorry Tex you hick it was meant for Mav.

But fuck you!!! And i love beating you in Grand Finals!!!!!1!!!111!!@34!
Whacker-my balls. Suck them.*


*No homo

Fuck you cunt

[Whacker]

Its ok tex i find your tractor sexy

[Tex21]

Understandable-you're almost human

[Lach72]

Vale Bradshaw.

Voss went all Fremantle this trade season. Recycled players has NEVER won a team a flag in recent times.

Stewart Dew says hello

[PowerKat]

Understandable-you're almost human

You have a tractor?

sheesh, it's a bushie prodigy

[Whacker]

bushie/ben

[Tex21]

Does that mean I can have a meltdown, and storm off the site? Then do the same on another, related site about 12 months later?

[Tex21]

bushie/ben
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

My gf isn't AA size either ****.

[Whacker]

Dont forget about melting down on TAE either

[Tex21]

Right, must do that. ANd I'm off to fuck up my arm and get haemerhoids

[Banana Republican]

Stewart Dew says hello
So does Guerra
Yeh Yeh
Gilham and Croad says Hi too

[Power King]

How did guerra get that hair back

[tribey]

Voss went all Fremantle this trade season. Recycled players has NEVER won a team a flag in recent times.

pr0t-04 ftw

Darryl Wakelin (Port OG -> St. Kilda) - PP
Gavin Wanganeen (Port OG -> Essendon) - PP
Byron Pickett (Port OG -> North Melbourne) - PP
Brett Montgomery (Western Bulldogs) - PP
Damien Hardwick (Essendon) - PP
Matthew Bishop (Melbourne) - PP
Josh Mahoney (Collingwood -> Western Bulldogs) - PP
Adam Kingsley (Essendon Supp.) - PP
Jarrad Schofield (WCE) - PP
Dean Brogan (Adelaide 36ers lulz) - PP
Matthew Primus (Fitzroy) - 1/25 games [Captain]
Stuart Cochrane (North Melbourne) - 19/25 games

[Banana Republican]

How did guerra get that hair back
The stuff on his back is real Yeh Yeh

[Mancey]

pr0t-04 ftw

Darryl Wakelin (Port OG -> St. Kilda) - PP
Gavin Wanganeen (Port OG -> Essendon) - PP
Byron Pickett (Port OG -> North Melbourne) - PP
Brett Montgomery (Western Bulldogs) - PP
Damien Hardwick (Essendon) - PP
Matthew Bishop (Melbourne) - PP
Josh Mahoney (Collingwood -> Western Bulldogs) - PP
Adam Kingsley (Essendon Supp.) - PP
Jarrad Schofield (WCE) - PP
Dean Brogan (Adelaide 36ers lulz) - PP
Matthew Primus (Fitzroy) - 1/25 games [Captain]
Stuart Cochrane (North Melbourne) - 19/25 games

It's like a cavalcade of superstars

[Geelong_Sicko]

^^ Well there IS one Brownlow medallist in there, at the very least...

[PowerKat]

^^ Well there IS one Brownlow medallist in there, at the very least...

and quite a few premiership players :D

[Power King]

Darryl Wakelin would rain on all you bitches

Byron Pickett eats your children for breakfast

[CatCake]

Matthew Bishop once kicked the ball 50 metres.

[Tex21]

It bounced on didn't it?


Side note-I once kicked a goal from outside 50 at the Alexandra Oval (Whacker-you know the ground). Only because it somehow bounced through a pack in the goal square.

[Whacker]

Im sure you were kicking with the monstrous wind that always seems to be blowing there tex

[Tex21]

Oh, yeah-that too. FUck I hate that ground. Have to play on it every second week now.

[Whacker]

haha sucker. Its too big you have to like run and stuff

[Tex21]

That's the one. Prick of a spot to play CHF or on the ball. I prefer small grounds like MUrtoa or Navarre so I can be a lazy fucker

[Whacker]

Natte FTW

[Tex21]

Avoca>>>>>>>Natte

[Whacker]

Winning grand finals>>>>>Losing grand finals


Sorry tex

[Tex21]

You cuntrag! Lucky I did win one.

[PowerKat]

landing a big Bass FTW! :thumbsu:

[pickman]

haha sucker. Its too big you have to like run and stuff

That's the one. Prick of a spot to play CHF or on the ball. I prefer small grounds like MUrtoa or Navarre so I can be a lazy fucker

Natte FTW

Surely those grounds can't be smaller than Melton South?

[Tex21]

Never played at Melton South, but Avoca would be lucky to be longer than 130m. 2 decent kicks does that ground.

[pickman]

Sounds like Melton South :thumbsu:

Maybe we could get Suzi's learned opinion on the issue.

[Banana Republican]

End of argument if it has some blue in it

[peternorth]

get invigoration to tlc?

http://i34.tinypic.com/14joke9.jpg

http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=16134104#post16134104

[Syd]

Definately!

Offer him a modship if it helps!! :thumbsu:

[Tommy Lasorda]

get invigoration to tlc?

http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=16134104#post16134104

I already assumed he was here, given the nature of some of his work...

[Ant_]

I did like the song playing on itunes...nice touch. :D

[Whacker]

Piss funny thread

[CatCake]

does costanza_ post here?

[Whacker]

I think he has posted a couple of times

[CatCake]

we need a tlc poster version....id get it started but mass homeworkz at the moment

[rick James]

Jeez Carlton might be up shti creek next year. They had the best draw in the AFL in 2009, and the best full forward.

If their fixture isn't as blatantly easy in 2010, they're in real shit. Couldn't happen to a better bunch of blokes really.

[PowerKat]

Jeez Carlton might be up shti creek next year. They had the best draw in the AFL in 2009, and the best full forward.

If their fixture isn't as blatantly easy in 2010, they're in real shit. Couldn't happen to a better bunch of blokes really.

ya think :p

[Cletus Van Damme]

LOL at the North financial department using Windows 3.1

[Admiral Afterworld]

19 games in Melbourne! Win!@!

P.S. BigFooty has broken amid all the fixtures excitement.

[Ant_]

Yep it's down, getting this cache error when I try to access

[gangsta deluxe]

Hmmmmm I'm expecting a ban when the forum comes back up...

[Mancey]

Lol fuck. Bigfooty is rooted and this place is running as smooth as silk.

Quick, everyone get massive sig pics

[Tex21]

Hmmmmm I'm expecting a ban when the forum comes back up...
So its not just me? I'm pretty sure CHirf may take some exception to my thoughts in teh Can we not be racist thread. Ah well, good times

[gangsta deluxe]

I managed to get the very first post on the new West Sydney Board, demanding to know whether it was the x board.

I do not think Roger will react kindly to my line of questioning.

[Ant_]

I managed to get the very first post on the new West Sydney Board, demanding to know whether it was the x board.

I do not think Roger will react kindly to my line of questioning.

I noticed that, just before it went down. Thought didn't take long for the first troll to arrive. :D

Hey Mancey your Chopper xbox avatar is a pisser.

http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/Certified%20Wise/avatar-body.png

"Fucking Hello"

[Tex21]

I'm sure Roger will love it. He misses the x board like the rest of us. Fred will perma-ban you though. Because he has a cuntish streak 15 feet wide

[Ljp86]

I managed to get the very first post on the new West Sydney Board, demanding to know whether it was the x board.

I do not think Roger will react kindly to my line of questioning.

That's probably what fucked the server.

[Mancey]

I noticed that, just before it went down. Thought didn't take long for the first troll to arrive. :D

Hey Mancey your Chopper xbox avatar is a pisser.

http://avatar.xboxlive.com/avatar/Certified%20Wise/avatar-body.png

"Fucking Hello"

Heh, can't understand why i didnt think of it sooner

[JoeyPants]

Jeez Carlton might be up shti creek next year. They had the best draw in the AFL in 2009, and the best full forward.

If their fixture isn't as blatantly easy in 2010, they're in real shit. Couldn't happen to a better bunch of blokes really.
At least their former President had cancer and heaps of your money before getting Mclean.

Stynes has the former plus a shit football team and no Brock.

/Jack Watts

[rick James]

At least their former President had cancer and heaps of your money before getting Mclean.

Stynes has the former plus a shit football team and no Brock.

/Jack Watts

Stynes is ten times the man Pratt ever was.

And both of them are currently better footballers than Brock McLean. They also have less health issues.

[Power King]

How do I ask maverick to post the full size pic of Ben Cousins from his avatar so I can analyse what sort of pre-season he is doing, without failing teh ghey test?

[Tommy Lasorda]

How do I ask maverick to post the full size pic of Ben Cousins from his avatar so I can analyse what sort of pre-season he is doing, without failing teh ghey test?

too late???

Ask panny :thumbsu:

[Whacker]

Isnt it beau waters?

[thegrach]

I thought RoJo was training for a comeback.

[Mancey]

Yeah its Beau from pre season training, fair to say he's in decent nick

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/091028/281009spteagles13-15efo31.jpg

[Maverick]

Haha. I thought it was Benny at first glance too.


Ohh Beau <3

[PowerKat]

Yeah its Beau from pre season training, fair to say he's in decent nick

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/091028/281009spteagles13-15efo31.jpg

it's an "8-pack" :eek:

[PowerKat]

while I'm here, let me just add, there's some small consolations during the 'devoid of footy' off-season that help me scrape through

[Power King]

Respect to the body fat %

[CatCake]

I've got an 8 pack. You can't see it behind my beer gut, but I've still got one.

[Curtis Stone]

Distinct lack of 'no homo' disclaimers I might add...

[Whacker]

Your point?

[Curtis Stone]

Your point?

Just sayin'.

There's clear ghey for him and that's perfectly fine.

[Mancey]

Just sayin'.

There's clear ghey for him and that's perfectly fine.

Some gay, but there is truly only one man that will always have my heart




























http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/9434/quintviva1.jpg

[Geelong_Sicko]

^^ And the quote from Rodge just ties it all together, like a favourite rug or something...

[Curtis Stone]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/9434/quintviva1.jpg

Great Mo's /threader.

[Tommy Lasorda]

the 'devoid of footy' off-season

Wouldn't have thought that being devoid of footy was strictly an off-season occurence for Port supporters, PK???

[Geelong_Sicko]

Wouldn't have thought that being devoid of footy was strictly an off-season occurence for Port supporters, PK???

They've been trying ever so hard to find a remedy...

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg154/faelnarr/choco.jpg

[Power King]

^You forgot the assistant coaches bowing down before him, offering to shine his shoes and suck his dick

[PowerKat]

^ ROFL :D

[CatCake]

sicko do you use a tablet?

[Charles Darwin]

They've been trying ever so hard to find a remedy...

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg154/faelnarr/choco.jpg

I'm loving this. Going to need all the forces of darkness that he can muster to avoid that spoon.

Hopefully he's got a spot on the wall reserved for it.

[Power King]

pfft spoon... we only lost 1 or 2 matches at home last year

we play 11 games at home, we should win half of them at least.. so that's a minimum of 5 games plus hopefully a couple of wins against our bitch teams away should be enough to avoid the spoon

fucked if i wanna see my fellow supporters cheering to come last

[PowerKat]

I'm loving this. Going to need all the forces of darkness that he can muster to avoid that spoon.

Hopefully he's got a spot on the wall reserved for it.

if you srsly think we are a spoon chance, pls "put your money where your mouth is" - I'll take any odds you're prepared to put up

[Mancey]

The Dee's and Tigers have that locked down this year

[rick James]

The Dee's and Tigers have that locked down this year

I tihnk you're kidding yourself if you think the Demons will finish last.

[Mancey]

I tihnk you're kidding yourself if you think the Demons will finish last.

https://www.sportsbet.com.au/sports/event/SportID/4/CompetitionPID/21219/RoundPID/433/EventID/1004424

Lots of bookies are too then. 4.50 favourites.

Come to think of it....Pies at 1.50 to make the 8 seems like easy money

[rick James]

https://www.sportsbet.com.au/sports/event/SportID/4/CompetitionPID/21219/RoundPID/433/EventID/1004424

Lots of bookies are too then. 4.50 favourites.

Come to think of it....Pies at 1.50 to make the 8 seems like easy money

Melbourne are also the raging favourite on handicap betting for the ladder.

We coudl easily have won 8-9 last year but were blatantly throwing games (which is deplorable but hey, that's the system), and are getting better for next season, not worse.

Its less likely for interstate teams to finish last though, simply becasue of the home ground advantage. My money is on Richmond for this season. And as a roughie, Essendon, because they've lost so many veteran players.

[Mike Oxlong]

if you srsly think we are a spoon chance, pls "put your money where your mouth is" - I'll take any odds you're prepared to put up

I don't think you will finish bottom but you are shithouse and a rabble. :)

[Tommy Lasorda]

And as a roughie, Essendon, because they've lost so many veteran players.

We've also lost McPhee, so there's at least half a dozen turnovers the oppostion won't be getting each game, so it kinda balances out.
Hille comes back, we have the best ruck duo in the comp :thumbsu: . Lloyd and Lucas have been mere shadows in the last year or two, so I don't think them going will be as massive as some may think. I think your mob will be closer to the bottom than us, but neither will get the spoon.
Tiges and Failmantle to battle it out, methinks

I don't think you will finish bottom but you are shithouse and a rabble.

This, instead of "Live The Creed", should have been last year's theme...

[Mancey]

Melbourne are also the raging favourite on handicap betting for the ladder.

What's that actually mean mate....not aware of it

I think it'll be Dee's or Tiges...North are on the same line of betting as the Tiges but that seems pretty unrealistic. I don't think they'll do better next year but i can't see them spooning it.

Essendon won't make the 8, but can't see them finishing bottom either. Freo to finish about 12-13. They're bad, they aren't the worst tho

[Maverick]

Dunno if anyone has seen this or not, but there's a few lols to be had.

'Specially @ Kepler Bradley & also the fat c*nt at the end.

VuK6KIY2MiI

[Whacker]

lulz. Agreed on the big lulz at kepler and the fat cunt

[Geelong_Sicko]

This, instead of "Live The Creed", should have been last year's theme...

Live? Creed? Fuck, there's two gay-arsed bands right there. Shoulda mentioned Nickleback for the trifecta:thumbsu:

[PowerKat]

I don't think you will finish bottom but you are shithouse and a rabble. :)

yes, we were the past 2 years, but never finished bottom. :thumbsu:

Live? Creed? Fuck, there's two gay-arsed bands right there. Shoulda mentioned Nickleback for the trifecta:thumbsu:

:( :(

[Mancey]

You are so Awesome
i'm in awe of your floginess
best flog on bigfooty


Haha...vintage bombers

[Banana Republican]

My prediction is Dees will make the 8 in 2011.
Spoon will be Norf or Tigers
Bombers bottom 4

[Guy Incognito]

My prediction is Dees will make the 8 in 2011.
Spoon will be Norf or Tigers
Bombers bottom 4

But whats your prediction for next year?

[Banana Republican]

Dees 11thish
Eagles may make the 8 next year

[rick James]

What's that actually mean mate....not aware of it

I think it'll be Dee's or Tiges...North are on the same line of betting as the Tiges but that seems pretty unrealistic. I don't think they'll do better next year but i can't see them spooning it.

Essendon won't make the 8, but can't see them finishing bottom either. Freo to finish about 12-13. They're bad, they aren't the worst tho

Handicap betting means every team starts with a certain amount of wins at round 1. Melbourne start with 10, St Kilda with 0. So over 22 rounds if Melbourne wins 10 games they finish on 20, meaning St Kilda would need to win 21 out of 22 to finish higher than Melbourne.

All up, it basically means the odds are in favour of Melbourne winning around 8 or 9 games giving them a total of 18 or 19 for the year.

[Cletus Van Damme]

Dees 11thish
Eagles may make the 8 next year

I like this.

Reckon Eagles will definitely make the 8 then top 4 in 2011. Most under-rated list in the competition. Got the best group of youngters in the afl.

[rick James]

I like this.

Reckon Eagles will definitely make the 8 then top 4 in 2011. Most under-rated list in the competition. Got the best group of youngters in the afl.

I think following this years draft I'd say Melbourne has better young talent, Eagles a close second. But these kinds of arguments are stupid anyway really, it will be more about how the two teams develop their youngsters that counts, and the Eagles have a much better recent development history than Melbourne... though since Stynes came on board Melbourne's professionalism has really gone skywards.

Eagles need to learn to win on the road again though.