Official Footy Discussion Thread for those who are Bant on Bigfooty.

[Jather Fack]

Um, yeah. So do you think the Eagles will make the 8?

I do.

I don't really talk footy that much at Bigfooty to be honest.

[Curtis Stone]

I've reported your post.

Enjoy your ban.

[CATS]

I've reported your post.

Enjoy your ban.
+1

Oh and Fack, were you meaning the bottom 8? Because then I would say that is highly possible.

Shame we dont do what the UK soccer does and relegates the loser teams rather than reward them with gun draft picks.

[Jather Fack]

I've reported your post.

Enjoy your ban.


Which one? Whereabouts? This forum or Bigfooty? I'm kinda paranoid these days and panic whenever that 'PM' screen pops up on BF.

I spose everyone will PM me over there now.

[Jather Fack]

+1

Oh and Fack, were you meaning the bottom 8? Because then I would say that is highly possible.

Shame we dont do what the UK soccer does and relegates the loser teams rather than reward them with gun draft picks.

Then we could also leave out the F/S rule as well.

And why is everyone reporting my posts? Is it because i report everyone elses? That is petty if it is.

[CATS]

Its only because we love you so much. The more the posts reported the more you win!

F/S rule should go out too, only if we can stop the whole losing for the draft pick cause. It just makes it very frustrating footy to watch and gets depressing when you see teams that genuinely suck, that wont lower themselves to fighting FOR the wooden spoon missing out.

[Mancey]

We'd need a Steven Bradbury situation this year to go top 8 JF

[Jather Fack]

I think last season was a bit of an abberation, we can't be that bad after being pretty good in '07.

[George Oscar Bluth]

We had Judd for the first half of 2007 and Cousins for the second half though.


If Kerr plays every week, i think we'll win around 8 or 9 games, mostly at Subiaco.

[Maverick]

Kerr's a fucking gun. If he plays like he did in '07 and stops using peoples faces to wipe the sweat of his forehead, The Eagles will be alot better off.

[Mancey]

I'll be happy with 8 or 9 wins.

Just stoked to finally get the membership i've waited 4 years for. Looking forward to swiping the laminate round 1

Kerr is a gun, but i give it till round 7 before he displays his signature fuckwittery and gets rubbed out

[_JC_]

He's got a bout as much chance of not punching a cab or some shit as Fev has to not be a dickhead when he goes to the pub.

Or Shane Crawford to cross dress on the footy show.







Back in 5

[Jather Fack]

Kerr actually did go to Carlton under a secret deal, the details of which are only known to Hutchy.

[Mancey]

The current Kerr playing for west coast is Cain Ackland in a cunning disguise.

Good trade that

[LondonCalling]

Eagles will finish 6th. Admittedly, they'll be done by about round 19, but I expect them to sneak in anyway and make up the numbers.

[SonOfReep]

Just stoked to finally get the membership i've waited 4 years for. Looking forward to swiping the laminate round 1


...You've been waiting all this time, and I have 2 captain's club memberships that are going to sit empty all year :(

[Mancey]

Hook me up for a luncheon?:D

[Ratto]

How many Eagles supporters are on here?
Looks like they make a fair few of the posters here, well the active ones.

[Mancey]

How many Eagles supporters are on here?
Looks like they make a fair few of the posters here, well the active ones.

By active you mean shit hot yes?

Pity scooterb is one

[Ratto]

By active you mean shit hot yes?

Pity scooterb is one
Course I do.

I think to cover the loss of Suzi(RIP)'s rediculous post thread, we need one for Scooterb.

[Hugh Jorgen]

How many Eagles supporters are on here?
Looks like they make a fair few of the posters here, well the active ones.

I think this thread should be renamed the Official Eagles Supporters Circle Jerk thread.

I'd start a St Kilda one but it would probably be just me posting in it.

[Maverick]

By active you mean shit hot yes?

Pity scooterb is one

Don't forget wambat

[Admiral Afterworld]

Ah, West Coast. Lots of bandwagoners, they have.

I'm going to guess 8th.

[George Oscar Bluth]

Ah, West Coast. Lots of bandwagoners, they have.

I'm going to guess 8th.
Yep. Clearly we have all jumped on the bandwagon after our stellar 2008.

[CATS]

I think this thread should be renamed the Official Eagles Supporters Circle Jerk thread.



Agreed. Looks like I got sucked into thinking this thread was about Footy, not just a sucky team :(

[CATS]

Yep. Clearly we have all jumped on the bandwagon after our stellar 2008.
LOL

Dont mind CA - he bandwagons any KFC truck he sees. As you can tell the saturated fats are slowly eating away at his brain.

[The Land Before Thyme]

I'd be very surprised If the Weagles didn't finish in the bottom 4, but stranger things have happened.

[Jather Fack]

How funny will it be if Carlton have another year of fail?

[jaxxon]

I think Masten may have a big year, which will take some of the pressure off of Kerr. Any game that Swift plays is a bonus, I reckon he will play close to ten games. Getting excited for NickNat too, but I'm not sure if he will have an impact, so trying to keep a lid on it.

[Travyo]

I'm not banned on BF, but discussing footy with people on there is fucking pointless, pack of fuckwits.

Surely North drop out of the 8 this year.

[Whacker]

Dayne Beams for rising star

[BuzzKillington]

University to put in a good show and fight for the top 8, i recks

[thegrach]

And Fitzroy to finish a disappointing 12th, but that young Bernard Quinlan looks to have a reasonable career ahead of him.

[BuzzKillington]

tambling >>>>>>> quinlan

[Swamp]

The Bears to put up a fight at their Fortres Cararra is a certainty if you ask me. Especialy with their financial backer, Christopeher Skase, looking so solid and honest.

[Maverick]

Quinten Lynch for Brownlow/Normsmith double

Darren Goldspink for the coleman..



Some fucking great tips there boys. Put ya money on 'em :thumbsu:

[BuzzKillington]

Gary "Yeah Yeah!" Ablett to take over the reigns of the newly renamed Geelong Advanced Hair Cats

[Travyo]

Just bought Zoo, has warwick cappers predicitions, fuck he must be on some crack, here they are

Hawks
Cats
Blues
Pies
Lions
Swans
Bombers
Crows

Power
Kangas
Tigers
Dockers
Eagles
Dogs
Saints
Demons

clearly on crack

[Maverick]

Haha. watta dumb fuck. #3 & 4 teams of last year to come 2nd and 3rd last?

Good one capper you coke fiend.

[Curtis Stone]

I reckon some of his calls might be close to the money. I reckon the Saints will bomb out. Dogs will be top 4 though. He'll be way off there. Highly doubt Crows and Dons will make the 8.

He's still a fuckhead though.

[Travyo]

I'm not expecting the saints to have a great season, but 15th? GTFO.

How he has the bombers in the top 8 and Carlton top 3 is just beyond me. Richmond to go backwards?? swans still in the 8? lol dogs 14th, clearly doesn't know fuck all.

[RoosterLad]

Give him a break lads, I reckon he has totally nailed 16th.

[_JC_]

No chance saints will be botttom 4. Also no chance Blues will be top 4. Melbourne will win the spoon though i think.

[Swamp]

This has convinced me we need a top 8 thread.

[PowerKat]

I think last season was a bit of an abberation, we can't be that bad after being pretty good in '07.

spooky

I'm not banned on BF, but discussing footy with people on there is fucking pointless, pack of fuckwits.

Surely North drop out of the 8 this year.

I'm not bant either :(


I guess we need an "Official Footy Discussion Thread for those who aren't Bant on Bigfooty"

EDIT: on second thoughts... maybe we need a new "OT sub-board" just for footy ;)

[RoosterLad]

Yeah I agree with Trav even though I may be bant soon but I very rarely discuss footy on Bigfooty as the majority are fucking retards.

An OT sub-board or at least a sticky thread would be swell PK.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Well that's put a dampener on the footy season before it began. Here I was looking forward to the Saints making the top 4 again but now that footy genius Capper has predicted us to finish 15th, it looks like we will have to start planning for 2010 already.

Seriously though I'd love to know what that clown was smoking when he came up with that ladder. Must have been some A grade crack laced with acid.

[Travyo]

Want to know what's really funny about what he said about the saints, he puts them in 15th, but this is what he said with it.

Why they'll win it

They've done well netting big Steven King from Geelong (we had him last year as well you ********) He'll add a bit of much-needed toughness to the side and probably win them a few games

Why they won't win it

They're the pretty boys of the AFL, I know I can't talk, but they got to stop looking in the mirror and start playing footy. They've been pretenders for the last 10 years, but this could be their year to shine.

....................The question was why can't they win it, you say if could be our year to shine, then you priedict we finish 15th? what a fuckin spastic cunt

[RoosterLad]

You better hope they shine or they might finish 17th according to old Wazza.

[Maverick]

Hahaha. Fucking dropkick

[Hugh Jorgen]

The pretty boys of the AFL? Has he not heard of Stephen Milne?

http://mm.afl.com.au/Portals/0/images/AFL/Saints/Milne_eye246xWIMa.jpg

The poor blokes so ugly he makes Cameron Ling look like Brad Pitt.

[Optimax]

Yes and he might possibly be a "wapist"

i used the word might and possibly rog, i made no actual accusations

[Geelong_Sicko]

Yes and he might possibly be a "wapist"

i used the word might and possibly rog, i made no actual accusations

:) Legally speaking, nobody can nail you if you use terms like 'alleged', 'according to some bloke down the pub', 'might' and 'possibly'. Plus, a wapist could be ANYTHING, couldn't it?

[Jather Fack]

:) Legally speaking, nobody can nail you if you use terms like 'alleged', 'according to some bloke down the pub', 'might' and 'possibly'. Plus, a wapist could be ANYTHING, couldn't it?

Perhaps an overhand fapist?

[wallace]

*derogatory remark about your football team, followed by selective statistics, a sarcastic comment, and a rollseyes icon*

[Maverick]

Shit. Constaza's here

[LondonCalling]

Geelong
Saints
Hawks
Bombers
Pies
Eagles
Tigers
Bulldogs
--------
Blues
Power
Roos
Crows
Fremantle
Swans
Lions
Demons

[thegrach]

You a Carlton supporter LC? Don't think they will make it this year?

[LondonCalling]

If we have the run with injuries that we had last year, we'll shit it in.

I just don't believe in such a charmed run two years running. Fev, Waite or Judd go down and we're fucked.

[thegrach]

Well, your a realist, I'll give you that.

[The Land Before Thyme]

Why the bombers top 4 though?

[LondonCalling]

There's always one bolter in the top 4. Them or the Eagles this year I figure. Essendon did bloody well last year with so many players missing.

[Mancey]

ROFL. If eagles make the finals i'll be happy as well as shocked.

If we make the top 4 i will literally suck CA's dick...fo reals

We're pretty crap man

[Ed_Gein]

Geelong
Hawks
Pies
Saints
Bulldogs
Fremantle
Blues
Tigers
--------
Swans
Bombers
Crows
Lions
Power
Roos
Eagles
Demons

As good as anyones guesses really. :thumbsu:

[Travyo]

Fail with Freo, they never make it :p

[LondonCalling]

Yeah can't see it either. You just can't have such massive personnel changes and get it together in the space of a year. Bit like us in 2004. Close but not quite.

Reckon the Eagles are very good value for Sat night, esp. if Black doesn't front. Charman and Merrett in doubt also.

[Ed_Gein]

Fail with Freo, they never make it :p

I guess i'm going to have to put that selection down to LC's comment about 1 team being a 'bolter'. :D

Probably wrong, but being a Swannies man, i think we're in for a rough year. Seems like it could be the year the Blues and Tigers step up a bit.

[PowerKat]

I'm about as far away from a crows fan as you can get, but srsly ppl, picking them bottom 8 is bordering on absurd. They get under-rated every fucking year and haven't missed finals for something like 7 years now. Can't see how they will plummet down the ladder this year, regardless of how much I would like to see it happen.

[Mancey]

From the top 8 thread

Gee
Hawks
Dogs
Saints
Collingwood
North
Radelaide
Richmond (believe!)


Rest go to Bali

And yes agree PK. It sucked the eagles missing the finals last year, it's usually our job to knock them out.

That prelim in '06 when we beat them at footy park to make the GF, after being down by a shirtload at halftime...that was sweet.

The Adelaide talkback lines were pretty funny that night.

[George Oscar Bluth]

From the top 8 thread



And yes agree PK. It sucked the eagles missing the finals last year, it's usually our job to knock them out.

That prelim in '06 when we beat them at footy park to make the GF, after being down by a shirtload at halftime...that was sweet.

The Adelaide talkback lines were pretty funny that night.
Ah, great memories - especially when you have your grand final ticket sorted, you just need your team to win!

I think we had kicked 2 goals in the first half and came storming home thanks to Cousins and Judd (hmm...)

[PowerKat]

From the top 8 thread



And yes agree PK. It sucked the eagles missing the finals last year, it's usually our job to knock them out.

That prelim in '06 when we beat them at footy park to make the GF, after being down by a shirtload at halftime...that was sweet.

The Adelaide talkback lines were pretty funny that night.

hopefully you scrape into the 8 just so you can knock them out this year :D :thumbsu:

[Power King]

if choco gets his game plan together and we have a decent run with injuries, port will make top 4-6.

chad cornes and tredrea, who i know are your favourite players, will dominate.

[johnnie walker]

AHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA



















no, srsly





























HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHA

[Optimax]

What walker said

[Power King]

please name teams with current overall midfields AND forward lines AND rucks greater than port.

hawthorn has a better forward line

geelong has a better midfield

richmond midfield is unproven, ditto carlton (massively overrated teams, though i wouldn't be surprised if richmond seriously improve this year)

??????

exactly

anyone else here have a boner and is near-orgasming at the thought of round 1 being a couple of nights away?

[Kingy]

Taylor Walker will kick a fuckload of goals.

[Mancey]

please name teams with current overall midfields AND forward lines AND rucks greater than port.


I admire your unbridled enthusiasm

And yes...i have a tingling in my loins at the thought of Cuz v Judd in 48 hours

[Swamp]

if choco gets his game plan together and we have a decent run with injuries, port will make top 4-6.

chad cornes and tredrea, who i know are your favourite players, will dominate.

I have port 4th

[thegrach]

Taylor Walker will kick a fuckload of goals.
Thats a lot of goals!

[johnnie walker]

Blues and Tiges, what a way to open the year.
SHame its a Filthmond home game :thumbsd:

[pickman]

I admire your unbridled enthusiasm

And yes...i have a tingling in my loins at the thought of Cuz v Judd in 48 hours

Judd's been causing a tingling in my loins since about October 2007! ;)

[Power King]

Judd is a gun (overrated though, top 3 players over the last two seasons my gug), but I would love to see Cousins annihilate him this thursday.

[thegrach]

Blues and Tiges, what a way to open the year.
SHame its a Filthmond home game :thumbsd:
Suck my caucasian dick, you filthy messican.

[Mancey]

Judd's been causing a tingling in my loins since about October 2007! ;)

Much longer for me pickman...much longer for me.

Although its more a hole in my heart now, that i fill with Carlton Draught

[johnnie walker]

Suck my caucasian dick, you filthy messican.
Hmm the fact that I go for Carlton doesnt help my clause for denial of being krooz.

[Banana Republican]

i would put it down to coincedence

[Kingy]

Porps has the Brownlow in the bag.

[Maverick]

How? If chad fletcher plays he'll be so good in one game they'll award him 45 votes..

[Banana Republican]

now you made Gary cry

[Mancey]

How? If chad fletcher plays he'll be so good in one game they'll award him 45 votes..

That would require Fletch to play a good game

[Maverick]

You raise a good point Mancey.


In that case.. I believe Gavin Urquhart will win it.. Him or that fucking sook Gary "Kleenex" Ablett

[George Oscar Bluth]

Quinten* for the Brownlow


* not the fucker in the wheelchair.

[thegrach]

Bryce? Tarantino?

[Geelong_Sicko]

now you made Gary cry

Shudduppa your face!

[Banana Republican]

gloves off for Friday

[Mike Oxlong]

Is everyone posting on this thread banned on BF or not?

If this is a thread for banned users, post your banned pm or thread.

I'll start

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/scottlin/HowmanyGrams-BigFooty2.jpg

still can't believe i got banned for that :confused:

I thought it was pretty fair :confused:

[CATS]

Fair call too.

I dont see the harm in that thread. A legit question that was on everyone's mind imo!

Top work Mike. :thumbsu:

[Jather Fack]

Did you email rog and abuse him?

Edit: fuck it, should have quoted.

[Mike Oxlong]

i deleted that post. It will just cause more fucking trouble but no i didn't email him. What would be the point?

[Hugh Jorgen]

I think the BF Mods get a bit paranoid whenever any AFL player gets mentioned in connection with drugs, for fear the site may get sued for defamation.

Understandable I guess when the drug rumours are unsubstantiated but, as you say in that thread, Cousins has admitted to his drug use so I can't see what harm there was in making a thread about it.

[Mike Oxlong]

I thought bay13 had a little leeway. Clearly it's just as soft as the rest of BF ;)

Why make a board where you can hang a bit of shit and then ban a poster for doing exactly what it was designed for.

[pickman]

I thought bay13 had a little leeway. Clearly it's just as soft as the rest of BF ;)

Why make a board where you can hang a bit of shit and then ban a poster for doing exactly what it was designed for.

Yes it looks like Bay13 is fast becoming the MCC member pavilion if bans are being handed out for that...

[thegrach]

And don't the fucking Hawthorn supporters jump on you in a flash. Fucking weak gutted cunts!

[Banana Republican]

Yes it looks like Bay13 is fast becoming the MCC member pavilion if bans are being handed out for that...



is Ben there?

[Mancey]

Fuck i'm pumped for tomorrow night and its only the Blues and Tigers. Bring that shit on!

Tigers by 20?

[FG]

brues by 4

[Mike Oxlong]

Fuck i'm pumped for tomorrow night and its only the Blues and Tigers. Bring that shit on!

Tigers by 20?

carlton by 35

cousins to do an 8 ball at half time and get 41 touches in the second half a la pre lim 2006

[pickman]

carlton by 35

cousins to do an 8 ball at half time and get 41 touches in the second half a la pre lim 2006

cousins to do an 8 ball at half time than try to use Chris Judd's head as a bong midway through the third quarter!

[_JC_]

Blues team looks pretty ordinary, reckon tigers will get by 20

[Banana Republican]

Tigers by 30
Tambling to blitz

[Mancey]

carlton by 35

cousins to do an 8 ball at half time and get 41 touches in the second half a la pre lim 2006

No positive tests!!!!! EVA

2006 cup was cleeeen

[LondonCalling]

I'm pretty happy with our team this week, didn't make the mistake we made last year in going in with half fit players (Carrazzo, Walker, Fisher, Grigg all had cases to play), and the blokes taking their place can only play for their spots next week when the above players and Stevens return.

I reckon we'll do alright. With arguably the best fitness base levels in the competition, we'll be straight out the blocks, and I expect a win by about 4 goals.

Mitch Robinson is the shit. Believe the hype.

[Mike Oxlong]

No positive tests!!!!! EVA

2006 cup was cleeeen

LOL

na i agree. There is no way in the world he did gear during or before games. I always laugh at the crows supporters who say he geared up at half time due to his performance in the second half.

My crows mates reckon i went down to the rooms at half time and racked him lines coz i had a massive bet ridding on the crows not winning the flag that year.

[Mancey]

LOL


Its a west coast supporter reflex, it can't be fought.

The main thing turning me off the blues tomorrow night LC is their powerhouse back line of

B: Paul Bower Michael Jamison Aaron Joseph

HB: Jordan Russell Bret Thornton Heath Scotland

Thoughts

[Banana Republican]

they better work the floating zone

[Maverick]

Is Waite playing on Richo?

[LondonCalling]

Yeah could be an interesting one, if Richo stays forward, last time we played them, Setanta blanketed him quite comfortably, however in Rd 1 last year, he didn't play, he gave Jamison quite the run around, then Waite went back onto him early in the 3rd quarter, shut him down, but we lost all run out of the back line, and it turned the game. Having said that, Thornton probably has one of the best records on Richo in the competition also, and given Richmond's equal average backline, I wouldn't be surprised to see Waite start forward.

Russell will play forward, AJ is there to tag Foley who regularly shits on us, and Bower is no worse than Riewoldt or Morton. Not sure who'll go to Brown, Bannister did a very good job last year, so perhaps Gibbs?

[thegrach]

Setanta played in round 1 last year. Kicked a goal just before half time IIRC. Richo did kick 5, and I think 3-4 of those were in the second half.

[Jather Fack]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/30/SEtrophyjuddcousins_gallery__326x400.jpg

Seems a long, long time ago now.

[LondonCalling]

Setanta played in round 1 last year. Kicked a goal just before half time IIRC. Richo did kick 5, and I think 3-4 of those were in the second half.

Yeah, sorry, forgot he ended up making it, only to be dropped the week after. Played bugger all game time though, as he had whatever virus it was.

Would be handy tonight, but good luck fitting him in

[Curtis Stone]

Reep will be hoping for Setanta for the weekends games.

[Mancey]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/30/SEtrophyjuddcousins_gallery__326x400.jpg

Seems a long, long time ago now.

GNEcQS4tXgQ

:(

Any goss from Richmond on Foley? He playing? Just did a Gibbs>Foley trade on supercoach but his ankle is a worry

[thegrach]

Word is Foley is fine, not great though. If he plays he may have a lesser impact I would think.

[Maverick]

Foley's a gun. Let's trade Chad Fletcher for him.


Fair trade....

[Kingy]

LOL

na i agree. There is no way in the world he did gear during or before games. I always laugh at the crows supporters who say he geared up at half time due to his performance in the second half.

My crows mates reckon i went down to the rooms at half time and racked him lines coz i had a massive bet ridding on the crows not winning the flag that year.

Still one of the best individual halves of football I've ever seen.

Losing one of our rucks didn't help, but he single handedly took us apart.

[RoosterLad]

You won't catch me blaming the gear for his performances against us. The guy is a gun and is still one of my favourite non-Crow players along with The Fev.

I actually abuse fellow Crow fans who suggest that his drug taking cost us two flags. It's enjoyable.

There is no way I could play a footy match after a few lines, let alone AFL.

[Maverick]

I'm seeing on a few sites that Richo & Waite are both playing CHF.

Richo is going to destroy who ever plays on him in that case.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Fuck I've just been trying to make a few last minute changes to my Dream Team and Supercoach teams.

Both sites are as slow as fuck at the moment. Every other fucker must be trying to do the same thing before the deadline closes.

[Mancey]

Yeah i tried the supercoach one a few minutes ago and got

"the database is down for maintenance, please try again in an hour"

:D Epic fail supercoach. I think its working agin now, but slow as all fuck. Glad i did 99% of my work this morn. But i'd tinker if i could get on

[_JC_]

Fuck I've just been trying to make a few last minute changes to my Dream Team and Supercoach teams.

Both sites are as slow as fuck at the moment. Every other fucker must be trying to do the same thing before the deadline closes.

I know i am one of said fuckers

[Hugh Jorgen]

Yeah i tried the supercoach one a few minutes ago and got

"the database is down for maintenance, please try again in an hour"

:D Epic fail supercoach. I think its working agin now, but slow as all fuck. Glad i did 99% of my work this morn. But i'd tinker if i could get on

They reckoned they upgraded the servers for the Supercoach site to cope with the load better but it's just as bad as last year.

I pretty much have my teams sorted as well but was just looking at doing a bit of last minute fine tuning. No chance.

[Hooley McBoob]

I'm seeing on a few sites that Richo & Waite are both playing CHF.

Richo is going to destroy who ever plays on him in that case.

Here's hoping - I managed to get onto the SC site and trade Richo in :thumbsu:

[Kingy]

I signed up for that SuperCoach thing a while ago.

Bought Taylor Walker; that's it - haven't done anything since.

I'll probably win it.

[jaxxon]

Fuck me, Richmond are useless. A TLC all star team would beat them tonight. Oh, and I despise Carlton even more when they are semi-successful. I do like seeing some of their high draft picks end up as duds though.

[Hooley McBoob]

Grrrr why the fuck did I tip Richmond? I knew Carlton were going to win. Stupid. Should have got Foley in my SC side as well. Ugh!

[jaxxon]

I tipped Carlton. Richmond don't have the skills or class, nor can they handle pressure. Disappointing game really, I had high hopes.

[pickman]

Mitch Robinson is the shit. Believe the hype.

Amen, I believe brother!

Little bastard is fearless and names and reputation count for nought, he'll take on all comers :thumbsu:

[Kingy]

I picked Carlton - because Wallace is the worst coach in the AFL/VFL/SANFL

[Mancey]

Funny looking head on Robinson.

Will make me lots of SC cash

[pickman]

Cousins finishes his first game at Richmond the same way he ended his days at West Coast... with a torn hammy!

[crackers57]

Cuz gawn.....hammy

[Mancey]

Cuz gawn.....hammy

I said to a mate yesterday he'd do one before round 3.

Poor prick, always thought they were going to fuck him

[crackers57]

I said to a mate yesterday he'd do one before round 3.

Poor prick, always thought they were going to fuck him

Hmmm the Tigs medical staff are doing as well as the rest of the team. he went off with a twinge.....they looked at it, gave it a rub then sent him back on.

FAIL

[Kingy]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=532903&page=10


Can someone explain to me how they thought sending a 30+ years player, who hasn't played a game for 18 months, in a game where they have gotten flogged, WHEN HE HAS ALREADY FELT A TWEAK IN HIS HAMMY, HOW THE FUCK DID THEY THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SEND THEM BACK ON?

Fucking Richmond, close the place down, they're ******** *****, shut'm down and start a new side in Tasmania.

[FG]

Going to be a long season for teh Tigers fans:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=555548

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=555580

[Kingy]

I seriously feel bad for them.

They've had Wallace for 5 years, and they haven't progressed as a team at all.

[crackers57]

back the truckload of chicken shit up to the gate

[Maverick]

Fuck. Now I havent to read all the fucking shit the Carlton flogs are gonna write on the bay

[crackers57]

Fuck. Now I havent to read all the fucking shit the Carlton flogs are gonna write on the bay

This word is bant here.......possible red card

[RoosterLad]

I tipped Carlton.

[Mike Oxlong]

Originally Posted by chrisjie View Post
Yep! From one clueless old codger who the game has gone past to another.


At least I've seen a premiership something you'll never experience in your lifetime.

the second quote was from out friend tigerboyz

the first one was from a RICHMOND supporter.

That guy goes so many levels past fail it is not funny

what a fuckwit.

[FG]

Jesus, they're laughing at me bagging out their coach on Bay 13.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=13993839#post13993839

[Maverick]

This word is bant here.......possible red card

Sorry..

Those Carlton cunts!

[crackers57]

Sorry..

Those Carlton cunts!

Better....now i won't have to report your post

[LondonCalling]

I'll probably deal with my repercussions with the Liberal Party tomorrow night, but fuck it.

I am absolutely shit faced.

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.

MITCH ROBINSON = NAB RISING STAR

SIMON WIGGINS = I HAVE TURNED TEH GAY FOR

[Hugh Jorgen]

Fuck that's the last time I tip Richmond. Had Cousins and Raines in my Dream team too.

Oh well, it could be worse I guess. I could actually barrack for them.

[Admiral Afterworld]

I'm gutted. Not because I care about Richmond, but because Carlton had such a big win :(

[George Oscar Bluth]

Oh well, it could be worse I guess. I could actually barrack for them.
.. yeah lucky you don't have to worry what it would feel like to barrack for an aboslute rabble of a club .. oh wait

[Hugh Jorgen]

.. yeah lucky you don't have to worry what it would feel like to barrack for an aboslute rabble of a club .. oh wait

Well as success starved as the Saints may be, we still don't self destruct as badly as the Tigers do.

Anyway you Eagles supporters should probably wait to see how you go against the Lions before you start calling anyone else a rabble.

[Jather Fack]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/30/SEtrophyjuddcousins_gallery__326x400.jpg

Seems a long, long time ago now.

I got an infraction from Syd for posting this pic. If he wants the 2005 one he'll have to google search the bloody thing himself

Fucking Canadians.

[CATS]

Watching this game tonight (especially after all the hype it has been getting over here as the match of the round, due to Cuz and Judd playing against each other) I felt like I was watching the Retard Olympics. I mean it is Carlton v Richmond. Cant get any worse teams playing together - ok, maybe you can..but the hype of Cuz's return made the game (and team) look like idiots.

I probably would have enjoyed watching the real Retard Olympics. Would have gotten a few more laughs (not much more, but some) than watching this game.

[crackers57]

I'm gutted. Not because I care about Richmond, but because Carlton had such a big win :(

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/jpgs/vi-explo.jpg

[jaxxon]

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/jpgs/vi-explo.jpg

Wafer-thin mint?

[crackers57]

Wafer-thin mint?

Fuck off, I'm full

[Whacker]

I wish i wasnt bant on bf so i could indulge in some good old tiger trolling :(

[Syd]

Fucking Canadians.

Damn straight!! :mad:

[Mike Oxlong]

I wish i wasnt bant on bf so i could indulge in some good old tiger trolling :(

agree

p.s. god i want to smash that chick.

[Whacker]

I get a stiffy each time i post...

[Syd]

How many times does 48 go into 18???? ;)

[PowerKat]

back the truckload of chicken shit up to the gate

welcome to 'x' years ago (couldn't remember which year it was - but it's been done) :D

[Whacker]

2.6 recurring...your point ;)

[Syd]

2.6 recurring...your point ;)

'Recurring' is indeed the right word.

LOL! :p

[Curtis Stone]

How many times does 48 go into 18???? ;)

Less than once. :)

[George Oscar Bluth]

Less than once. :)
Enjoy your ban.

[pickman]

I get a stiffy each time i post...

I also get a stiffy each time you post... and I feel really dirty and shameful afterwards :o

[Travyo]

Why oh why did I venture into a gameday thread? fuck some people seriously don't have a brain.

[Legend]

Eels with a lucky win over the Raiders. Ah well a win is a win. 2 from 3 and sitting pretty. The refs were a fucking joke though.

[Admiral Afterworld]

Surprisingly good game between Brisbane and West Coast.

Eels with a lucky win over the Raiders. Ah well a win is a win. 2 from 3 and sitting pretty. The refs were a fucking joke though.

Are we supposed to give a shit about thugby league?

[Legend]

fuck up you fat cunt

i never really undertsnad why fat people bother having an opinion on sport. fat cunts know nothing about sport.

btw thugby league fresh and original i like it.

love the hypocrisy. if i was to call AFL gayfl or fumble ball then it would be so stupid and meat headed of me but when fucking shit cunt beanbags like you call Rugby, thugby it's laughs all round.

For fucks sake, NRL is always being bashed about being scared or insecure about AFL but if anything it's the other way round. grow the fuck up you obese peice of shit.

[Maverick]

Wasn't a bad game between the Eagles & Lions.. Before it kicked off I thought the lions would roll them, but it wasn't too shabby.

Lecca you star!

[Jather Fack]

It rained at the end and i got wet walking back to the car.

[Banana Republican]

They put my pathetic attempt at tipping back on track yay BriZy and SainterZ

[Travyo]

fuck up you fat cunt

i never really undertsnad why fat people bother having an opinion on sport. fat cunts know nothing about sport.

btw thugby league fresh and original i like it.

love the hypocrisy. if i was to call AFL gayfl or fumble ball then it would be so stupid and meat headed of me but when fucking shit cunt beanbags like you call Rugby, thugby it's laughs all round.

For fucks sake, NRL is always being bashed about being scared or insecure about AFL but if anything it's the other way round. grow the fuck up you obese peice of shit.

I like NRL, but come on, the crowds are generally pretty shit and it's run like crap, but yes calling it "Thugby" is fucking lame.

[Legend]

i agree with you trav. the CEO's of most clubs and the entire NRL are fucking beans. no idea.

there is no denial that sydney crowds are shit house but all im saying is the fact that some fat cunt cant handle some discussion of a different sport and his only responce is thugby then it is fucking disgraceful. I dont mind AFL, I don't play it because I prefer other codes (what would CA no about playing sport anyway) but i dont feel the need to attack it at any oppurtunity which some, if not a fair few AFL supporters seem to.

And I know some rugby supporters attack afl but i was a member on leagueunlimted for a fair while and there is probally 10x more afl trolls on their than i ever seen on the afl expansion board on bigfooty.

[Travyo]

Yeh I also hate people that have to attack another footy code because their precious is the one and only.

[RoosterLad]

The Crows were fucking awesome yesterday. What a win.

[dmc333]

Yeh I also hate people that have to attack another footy code because their precious is the one and only.

http://mm.afl.com.au/Portals/0/images/AFL/AFL%20A-E/Demetriou_AllOz08_246.jpg

I Promise I'll never cheat on you, Andy.

Tubbies have to stick together.

[Banana Republican]

I vomit a little everytime I hear their song though,


we are the pride of ..........{vomit}

[Admiral Afterworld]

fuck up you fat cunt

i never really undertsnad why fat people bother having an opinion on sport. fat cunts know nothing about sport.

btw thugby league fresh and original i like it.

love the hypocrisy. if i was to call AFL gayfl or fumble ball then it would be so stupid and meat headed of me but when fucking shit cunt beanbags like you call Rugby, thugby it's laughs all round.

For fucks sake, NRL is always being bashed about being scared or insecure about AFL but if anything it's the other way round. grow the fuck up you obese peice of shit.

i agree with you trav. the CEO's of most clubs and the entire NRL are fucking beans. no idea.

there is no denial that sydney crowds are shit house but all im saying is the fact that some fat cunt cant handle some discussion of a different sport and his only responce is thugby then it is fucking disgraceful. I dont mind AFL, I don't play it because I prefer other codes (what would CA no about playing sport anyway) but i dont feel the need to attack it at any oppurtunity which some, if not a fair few AFL supporters seem to.

And I know some rugby supporters attack afl but i was a member on leagueunlimted for a fair while and there is probally 10x more afl trolls on their than i ever seen on the afl expansion board on bigfooty.

Did I upset you, darling?

I'll try to refrain from bagging your bogan sport in the future.

[Maverick]

For those of you who weren't aware, Freo are fucking spuds



That is all.

[jimmy35]

Yet I picked them again , I'll never learn .

[Cletus Van Damme]

I picked Collingwood for the sportingbet Last Man Standing competition that Chirf has been pimping.

[jimmy35]

hahaha , just watched Pettigrew coathanger Lovett and give him a mouthfull on the way down .

[Maverick]

Fucking Pies. Woulda had 8/8 if they weren't shit cunts.

[Jather Fack]

I think i tipped the doggies. I was gonna tip Freo but then I remembered that they were, well, freo.

WHere is Bushie these days anyway?

[RoosterLad]

Fucking Pies. Woulda had 8/8 if they weren't shit cunts.

To be fair they did play the eventual Premiers.

[Jather Fack]

To be fair they did play the eventual Premiers.

I think he meant rd 1, not the NAB cup final.

[Mike Oxlong]

The Crows were fucking awesome yesterday. What a win.

get fucked cunt :mad: ;)

haven't seen one minute of it due to being at a wedding which was for an ex crows player which meant the joint was full of crows supporters who took great pleasure in reminding me of the result throughout the evening + announced to everyone that the MC was a pies supporter. One of the coaches and the odd player rocked up once they got back from Melbourne, told them to get fucked and then got them beers. Made sure i sprinkled some rev into the beers before handing them over with a smile.

Anyone know WADA's phone number, might give em a call at 9am.

Good luck next week when ya missing 2 KPP's and half ya on ball brigade motherfuckers!!!!!

[Mike Oxlong]

Yet I picked them again , I'll never learn .

me too :( :(

[Geelong_Sicko]

^^Which ex-Crows player, Mike? It wasn't Wayne 'The Weed' Weiderman from Fish Creek, was it?:D

[Kingy]

Crows are fucking rad.

Otten, Petrenko, Danger, Walker, Cook.

All give me a raging hard on.

[pickman]

^^Which ex-Crows player, Mike? It wasn't Wayne 'The Weed' Weiderman from Fish Creek, was it?:D

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD...

[thegrach]

^^Which ex-Crows player, Mike? It wasn't Wayne 'The Weed' Weiderman from Fish Creek, was it?:D
Was Eddie Hocking there?

[PowerKat]

Crows are fucking rad.

Otten, Petrenko, Danger, Walker, Cook.

All give me a raging hard on.

*checks fixture - yep, it's round 1*

[RoosterLad]

*checks fixture - yep, it's round 1*

*checks port power board - yep, looks like i should be putting money on the tealies for the flag*

[thegrach]

*Adjusts transition lenses*

*wrings hands*

*tucks penis back into pants*

Wat?

[Kingy]

*checks fixture - yep, it's round 1*

Jealousy doesn't flatter you PK :p

[ab_boe_majik]

1000 point(s) total http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/curves/buttons/collapse_tcat.gif (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/usercp.php#top) http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/curves/misc/redcard_small.gif Profile Infraction 14 Mar 2009
05:54 Never 1000 Admin Discretionary Ban (Admin Only) Fred (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=492)

[Curtis Stone]

1000 points hey.

For wat?

[thegrach]

With that avatar, you have to come up with only witty one-liners Hoffy:

"1000 points, that's a tonne of ban"

Shit like that.

[Kingy]

With that avatar, you have to come up with only witty one-liners Hoffy:

"1000 points, that's a tonne of ban"

Shit like that.

You're right about the one liners, but your example was lacking.

Also a distinct lack of putting on shades and the YYYEEEEAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW noise.

[Curtis Stone]

You're right.

Permabaaaaaaaaan.

*applies shades of justice and leaves forum*

Or is it...

*Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh*

Edit: Must have heard you Kingy!

[# 28]

1000 points hey.

For wat?

ab-boe is a buddy:

Profanity!
Someone wrote that Nick Maxwell was a c***, can't remember who. (They actually manged to get past the swear filter on BF!)
He replied with.... So was the guy who r*p*d your mum. (Or some such disgusting throw away one liner)

Funny thing is he's sure the other person in the exchange didn't get red carded. Oh well :cool:

[Anderson Brown]

ab-boe is a buddy:


Sure he is ;)

[Hugh Jorgen]

You're right about the one liners, but your example was lacking.

Also a distinct lack of putting on shades and the YYYEEEEAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW noise.

You mean like this?

glvGfQnx3DI

[pickman]

1000 point(s) total http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/curves/buttons/collapse_tcat.gif (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/usercp.php#top) http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/curves/misc/redcard_small.gif Profile Infraction 14 Mar 2009
05:54 Never 1000 Admin Discretionary Ban (Admin Only) Fred (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=492)

ab-boe is a buddy:

Profanity!
Someone wrote that Nick Maxwell was a c***, can't remember who. (They actually manged to get past the swear filter on BF!)
He replied with.... So was the guy who r*p*d your mum. (Or some such disgusting throw away one liner)

Funny thing is he's sure the other person in the exchange didn't get red carded. Oh well :cool:


Fred permabanned you because he hates black people!

[ab_boe_majik]

Fred permabanned you because he hates black people!

I thought so at first. He once tried to make me change my name, and I thought to myself, you racist bastard. But after my heartfelt plea, he changed his mind. I think that deep down he realised we all have a little black inside of us.


Originally Posted by Fred
Given comments received, it needs to change. Please supply a couple of alternatives.

Thanks for your msg Fred, but surely you can't be serious?
I admire the Aboriginal players and some of them are magic, just as some of the Aussie (Australian) players are.
What about the user name 'peternorth' - the US porn star? The first male porn star to use waxing to it's fullest, the porn star reportedly with the biggest load in the business, rumoured to be able to ejaculate on command (personally I have doubts about this one!). The man to work shoulder to shoulder with Ron Jeremy - (the human hedgehog) (I must admit, you gotta admire Peter for working with Ron!). Someone here has surely got to find that username offensive. 'Spermbird' has got to upset some of the female BF members, and if it hasn't yet perhaps an administrator should step in to ensure this user's username doesn't offend anyone before it actually happens.
Come on Fred, *some* the users of big footy are a little sensitive and should probably have a look at what they post before having a sook about the user name ab_boe_majik. My name is exactly what I think about some players, that is they are Aboriginal (aka Abbo, just like Aussie for Australian and yank for an American) and they have skills that are pure magic.
ab_boe_majik hasn't posted anything vulgar or offensive or politically incorrect, if anything it has been very sublte comedy or social commentary. Nor would I.
So what is the issue at hand, an offensive user name or are these complaints made by shortsighted Ayran homophobic Neanderthals?
Fairdinkum!!!

So as for an alternative user name, unless "bigpapagman is a sook" is ok then I'll have to think about a BF appropriate one.
Thanks again for your kind msg and not just closing ab_boe_majik's account off http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/curves/statusicon/user_online.gif




But the rape comment made him lose his shit. Touched a raw nerve, repressed childhood memories? who knows.

[pickman]

I wonder if Fred watches the "Marngrook Footy Show" and complains there aren't enough white people on it? ;)

[ab_boe_majik]

Fred probably nominated Arthur Tunstall for Australian of the year.

[pickman]

Fred probably nominated Arthur Tunstall for Australian of the year.

Maybe Fred IS Arthur Tunstall

[ab_boe_majik]

Press 2, if you'd like to hear me going 5 rounds with Lionel Rose.
Press 3, if you'd like to hear the one about the two boongs.

[pickman]

Press 2, if you'd like to hear me going 5 rounds with Lionel Rose.
Press 3, if you'd like to hear the one about the two boongs.

+1 for Martin/Molloy reference :thumbsu:

[Mancey]

It was only Port....but that was a fucking great trip to the footy

Day started perfectly with my first glimpse of my new members seats. Almost bang on the center line in the lower tier. Day made even better by the dealing out of a major ass whoopin by the eags

Tredders looks like he's marking time for a trip to the undertakers.

[Curtis Stone]

How was the Q Stick in the flesh? I'd go just to see him. :thumbsu:

[RoosterLad]

His lovely kick out on the full when the crowd conned him into having a shot for goal from about 60-70 out should see him get all 3 Brownlow votes today.

[Mancey]

How was the Q Stick in the flesh? I'd go just to see him. :thumbsu:

I definately have the ghey for him. He launched that massive roost from 65 out to the subi end goals almost bang in front of my seat

Yes the OOTF was a bit shithouse but meh...game was won, have a crack. He'd kick that more times than not.

Also when will opposition teams realise that whenever an eagle (apart from the big Q) has a set shot for goal from 55m out, they should watch where bloody Hurn is? He's taking sly handballs and kicking them from 60 almost every week, fucking gun.

Good to see Kerr do something.

Port highlight of the day for me was the Surgan pass across the goal face that hit the Behind post:D

[Cath]

Port highlight of the day for me was the Surgan pass across the goal face that hit the Behind post:D

I don't know, so many hideously embarassing misses at goal to choose from... :D

[BobsCousin]

Sydney will always be underrated by the vic media.

[Power King]

^Roos = best coach in the league.

So yeah, port were shit today, disgraceful even.

Motlop the only shining light.

[Hugh Jorgen]

No wonder Port played shit, having to wear that ghey looking away strip.

I'd be embarrassed just wearing that jumper around the house, let alone play footy in it on national TV.

[Banana Republican]

Sydney will always be underrated by the vic media.
Nah
Hawthorn where overratted
Too many injuries,one ruckman who has played 10 games and a half back flanker(who has played 10 or so games ) playing on Hall.
Hodge concussed
a few kids playing there second game.

Hawks will be lucky to win a few games in the next month.(unless they start getting players back)
They still might win the grandfinal though

[Mancey]

No wonder Port played shit, having to wear that ghey looking away strip.

I'd be embarrassed just wearing that jumper around the house, let alone play footy in it on national TV.

White socks and white boot combo is not a good look. Almost looked like FMB's from a distance

[Power King]

No wonder Port played shit, having to wear that ghey looking away strip.

I'd be embarrassed just wearing that jumper around the house, let alone play footy in it on national TV.

Yeah, we just can't get our away guernsey right.

In my opinion, this should be our away guernsey:

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3576/untitledfs0.png

Wore it once last year or the year before.

Funny thing is, an 11 year old kid designed it for a comp.

[CatCake]

Think the above is way too cartoony, but would probably beat that toothpaste themed one from today.

[Mike Oxlong]

I was very happy with my courageous and prophetic tipping of the eagles today.

Unfortunately it was completely cancelled out with my continued patience and faith that this would be the week that the most fucking spastic, brain dead, retaarded, pants shitting, saliva dribbling football team would win.

They are more fucking brittle than Quentin Kenihan after being plunged off a 400 foot cliff and are less dangerous than scratching your nuts with a feather duster. They instil less faith in their supporters than Chief with a cd marked TLC old threads.

There are better odds on centrebet of CA fucking a supermodel, kat posting her tits, Oscar arse fucking deb girl, Kerrby not blowing his load in 20 seconds when he finally gets a root, Bushie marrying a half asian half aboriginal homeless women with 4 kids, LC becoming Prime Minister, Syd watching a 5 day test match, Reep doing community legal services, Fred stopping being an utter cuunt, Carlyp fucking Michael Gardiner, TLC posters who don't know what a server busy message is, H2F shopping at Man 2 Man, Ben Carbonaro becoming chief sports writer for The Age and Jake turning down a gangbang at a Tokyo cosplay convention than there are of Fremantle amounting to anything more than the aidz riddle shit infused cum stain of AFL Football.

[CatCake]

And they SUCK at football as well !

[Mancey]

Lol at tipping freo...why would ya?

This all said i had no faith in my blokes at all. Thought port would do us by 2 goals or so

[PowerKat]

Nah
Hawthorn where overratted
Too many injuries,one ruckman who has played 10 games and a half back flanker(who has played 10 or so games ) playing on Hall.
Hodge concussed
a few kids playing there second game.

Hawks will be lucky to win a few games in the next month.(unless they start getting players back)
They still might win the grandfinal though

they play us in 2 weeks :(

btw :mad::mad::mad::thumbsd:

[Hugh Jorgen]

I think you've summed up Freo perfectly there Mike, Wallsy would be proud of that hate filled rant. :D

They really are a fucking joke of a club though. It still amazes me that so many people keep getting sucked into tipping them, I gave up on them ages ago after they burnt me way too many times. You could tell in the first 5 mins today that they weren't going to beat Essendon.

Having said that, I picked Port today and Hawthorn last night so I'm still no tipping genius.

[PowerKat]

I was very happy with my courageous and prophetic tipping of the eagles today.

Unfortunately it was completely cancelled out with my continued patience and faith that this would be the week that the most fucking spastic, brain dead, retaarded, pants shitting, saliva dribbling football team would win.

They are more fucking brittle than Quentin Kenihan after being plunged off a 400 foot cliff and are less dangerous than scratching your nuts with a feather duster. They instil less faith in their supporters than Chief with a cd marked TLC old threads.

There are better odds on centrebet of CA fucking a supermodel, kat posting her tits, Oscar arse fucking deb girl, Kerrby not blowing his load in 20 seconds when he finally gets a root, Bushie marrying a half asian half aboriginal homeless women with 4 kids, LC becoming Prime Minister, Syd watching a 5 day test match, Reep doing community legal services, Fred stopping being an utter cuunt, Carlyp fucking Michael Gardiner, TLC posters who don't know what a server busy message is, H2F shopping at Man 2 Man, Ben Carbonaro becoming chief sports writer for The Age and Jake turning down a gangbang at a Tokyo cosplay convention than there are of Fremantle amounting to anything more than the aidz riddle shit infused cum stain of AFL Football.

haha - one enjoyable moment for my day

sort of

[Godfrey Jones]

that was epic footyfreak... hahahaha

[Maverick]

Yes.. Port Adelaide def. top 8 material.....



Suckers

[Mike Oxlong]

Lol at tipping freo...why would ya?


WHY? WHY? I'll tell you WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last year i began writing about a terrible condition and how those struck down with what is known as BFS suffer in silence whilst they are ridiculed and mocked by the public. Well now I'm going public in the hope that through my story and education about BFS there will come understanding and eventually acceptance. This is the largest public awareness campaign since Benny C took assburgers to the world through SEN, and his mother!

My Life as a Compulsive Fritzmantle tipster by Mike Oxlong

My Names is Mike Oxlong and I have Battered Fremantle Syndrome (BFS). I see comments like the one above all the time. What people don't understand is how hard it is to break free of this debilitating demon .

You see, by Tuesday or Wednesday of most weeks of the footy season, the horrors of the anal rapping received on the weekend for all those who tipped Freo starts to fade from the minds of those who suffer from BFS, and it's about then that Fritzmantle goes to work.

It begins with the sweet talking, they typically use exciting words and memorable phrases like "we're dangerous" "fast and unpredictable" and "you'll see us turn it around pretty fast". At this point in time you want nothing of it, you've heard it all before bla bla bla NO!!!

But they are persistent and they wont just let you walk away. Radio, TV, newspapers, internet, they bombarded you with the dream of what could be.

Come Thursday they turn it up a notch. They spruce themselves up just for you, and they don't look half bad either, especially when they roll out the big guns, like the Pav or the man mountain Sandilands or maybe this week it's a rising star like Rhys Palmer. It's at this point they reassure you they wont violate you any more, they promise to live up to all that they can be and you drop your protective barrier ever so slightly and maybe even manage a wry smile.

Then things get progressively worse for the BFS sufferer, you start to look at them on paper and weigh them up against the opposition. You list all the pros and cons for staying or leaving as you wrestle with your tipster demon and soon you start to think "they're not too bad, maybe i should give them one more chance."

All your mind can think is "I've invested heavily in this relationship and wouldn't it be a pity to walk out on them right when they come good. Why should i miss out on the benefits and let some tipster-come-lately bask in the glory of being brave enough to stand by the team.

Fuck that little turncoat whore of a tipster. I've seen them come and go so many times, one loss and they'll be begging to get out. I've been in the tipping cellar for years being brutally arse fucked week in and out. They owe me big time and they're gonna pay, oh yes, they will pay and my reward will be 8, 8 from 8, and a free whopper, and don't forget hundreds of imaginary rep for being one of the few to see it through!"

So Friday afternoon comes along and you go to put your tips in and announce you're coming back. Last weekends "fister for the Freo tipster" is a distant memory. You hesitate ever so slightly before clicking that button as hard as you can and locking it in. It is done! Then comes what suffers of our condition call the "happy time."

You begin to think of how good it will be when everyone else is spewing for lacking your faith. Soon you'll be the tip fucking master and finally, finally, you'll be the one doing the slapping!

Everything is going along great for the first 24 hours since coming back from the separation you first instigated at the beginning of the week and you await the moment when you can show everyone how wrong they were and break free of the snide remarks, constant lol's and question marks over your sanity.

Then, sometime in the second 24 hour period since returning to your tipping slave master they step into your lounge room and you prepare to reap the rewards of prolonged pain and blinding faith. You sit back on your couch, crack a cold one and prepare to be a transformed into a tipping God. You dream about the day you can reveal the secret to your record breaking win in the yearly footy tips was sticking with Fritzmantle long after everyone else had gone.

About 10 minutes later you look around to find the paper so you can enhance this wonderful euphoric high and laugh at all the so called "expert tippers" who have backed against the Rapers & Dockers. This will make it just that little bit sweeter!

Then, whilst you are not looking, with your head buried in the paper laughing at knowing more about footy than Rohan Connolly and Garry Lyon, you hear a horrible noise and then suddenly you find yourself tumbling. In the blink of an eye you're at the bottom of a ladder and into a very familiar looking place - Fritzmantle's dreaded cellar for the tipping damned.

Surely not, surely not again, surely you just fell through the open door and it's a false alarm, but you think you vaguely remember being pushed. As you lie at the bottom of the ladder whilst it rains opposition goals, contemplating what to do next you suddenly notice a glimmer of light above and through the purple haze the cellar door opens.

You hear a familiar voice, a voice of reason, "dangerous, very dangerous, don't worry, I'll sort it out, when i get a head job, Des and Paul are back, unknown factor, PAV, PAV, It's what we want to stand for, We'll be a willing side and what comes with that will be intriguing."

They're coming back baby, They're coming back!!!!!

Just then an anchor is lowered down and a voice says "grab on, we've come to get you, you slipped, we didn't push you, you gotta get up here and see what we are doing. Sure we started slow but we just kicked the last 3 goals, we're very dangerous and did i mention, Des and Paul are back!"

So you grab on and begin the slow journey back up. The higher you get the more you can hear the sweet sound of success. By the time you reach the top, they might even be in front!

You finally reach the top and poke your head through the cellar door and look over at the TV just in time to see some unknown fucking hack for the opposition blast a brilliant goal from outside 50.

Then suddenly a massive boot comes out of nowhere and smashes you in the face and you go tumbling back down to the cellar. You look around and you see, they are all there, all the familiar faces. The entire Fremantle Fails are assembled in front of you.

"Hello again" says one

"We're going to rape you real good this time" says another

"yea, when it comes to raping tipsters we're the fucking premiers every time" laughs another.

"Today you find out exactly what the Fremantle football club stands for! Raping, and arse fucking tipsters like you that refuse to learn their lesson. See, look over there on the wall, it says We exist, to rape your tips, Our creed, is to make your ass bleed hahahahahaha."

And with that the team begins the systematic ritual of slowly and painfully raping the poor hapless BFS sufferer over and over. As you writhe in pain, out of the corner of your eye you see a familiar figure lurking in the darkness, is it, could it be?

"Is that you Jeff, is that the wizz over there?"

"Yea it's me."

"WTF are you doing here? You're not even in the team any more, your days of raping tipsters are over, you don't need to be here any more."

"You think I'd miss this opportunity! No fucking way, i love smashing stuff, plus remember I was such an integral part of all your rapings over the years. My occasional brilliance followed up by weeks of inconsistent crap were pivotal in keeping you on board weren't they?

Anyway, the cultural impact i left on the club means I'll be here for years to come, raping tipsters from the background. Could be years before I'm no longer considered to have played a part in raping and pillaging those of you who continue to tip us so get used to it you dumb fucking ****!

Plus, i gotta keep an eye on my protégé, and let me tell ya, he's good. Des, Des, get up here and show him ya tat, beautiful isn't it, licence to belt fuckers that is, plus he loses his shit every time it's mentioned, which is perfect for fucking shit up. Now Des here, he will play the occasional blinder and look like he could win the game off his boot, and that'll have people like you begging to tip us, but then he'll fuck you in the arse, just the way i did over and over again."

Then after four excruciating 20 minute quarters + "rape on", it's finally over. You're not really sure WTF is going on, was it real, or was it just a flashback to the Melbourne game and the "Great Rape of 08?"

But soon enough you hear the opposition team singing their song and you see the picture on the TV of the head rapist scurrying across the ground to his rape den to debrief his team of sodomiser's, penetrators and elite rapists and then you know it's true!

And once again, just like last time, you'll be aiming for 7, and once again, you'll be paying for that whopper and just like all the other times you'll be laughed at and ridiculed for the tipping bitch you are and you'll swear till the cows come home it will never happen again and your days of tipping Freo are OVER!

But then you see next weeks draw. Oh boy, Fritzmantle are at home, to a team considered by most to be ordinary at best, and deep down within yourself, in places you don't like to go, you know, come the weekend, you just might possibly tip Freo!

So please, don't judge us, don't laugh at us, try to understand us because this condition can strike any tipster at any time. All it takes is one tip and before you know it, your asshole begins to rip, and before you can say "shape the 8" you are in the basement with, FRITZMANTLE!!!!!

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I zee you tipped uz again, whenz wilz you learn

[Syd]

Too Freo;Didn't Read

[Kingy]

I rarely ever tip Freo.

When people actually stop and think about it, they can never tell me who, apart from Pav, is going to win the game for Freo.

Their list, quite frankly, sucks dick.

[thegrach]

Congratulations Mike, you have made me wake up to the fact that I suffer the same syndrome. I almost didn't realise it until I read that, but now I can see. The first step is admitting you have a problem, they say.....

[jaxxon]

Top read, well done.

[Jather Fack]

I'm tipping Freo next weekend.

[Hugh Jorgen]

I rarely ever tip Freo.

When people actually stop and think about it, they can never tell me who, apart from Pav, is going to win the game for Freo.

Their list, quite frankly, sucks dick.

The strange thing is, that on the few occasions Pav has been out injured, they have ended up winning. That's typical bloody Freo though, they'll lose the games everyone expects them to win and then out of nowhere win a game that no one gives them a chance in. Just to suck you back in to tipping them again.

As a former BFS sufferer, my only advice is to just go cold turkey by refusing to tip them. Just like the battered wife, you have to break free of those cellar chains, flee the house and never look back.

Ok you might miss the odd flukey Freo win (the equivalent of your abusive hubby calling to apologise and begging you to come back home) but you have to ignore it and remember that it will never make up for the repeated number of arse rapings you will get in the future.

[Catjizz Fake]

Oxlong is on fire :thumbsu:

Quality shit, and completely true