Has Ben Carbanaro retirred from TLC

[thegrach]

Is it true he has raised his bat for the last time here?

RIP lulz, my condolanscences to your family and various other sexual partners.

PS Fuck, I can't spell for shit. Could you please fix this Syd, and I'll send you a Fosters can.

[Jack Frost]

It will break many a lovers heart on the internet all over the world

[Roddy Woomble]

He has been suspended without pay.

[Jack Frost]

He has been suspended without clipboard


Its a harsh game

[Swamp]

He has been suspended without pay.

Who the fuck is roddy womble?????

Name changing cunts

[Jack Frost]

Nobody will remember him when he is gone

[RoosterLad]

Yes he is retard.

[Ray Smoodiver]

More importantly, where is that cunt Bushie

[Banana Republican]

I would imagine he has finnished fishing and maybe started his new job by now
He did say it was going to be less time in the office more time up a windmill

[Dr Andy]

who gives a fuck about carbs


bring back sooz

[Mancey]

Who the fuck is roddy womble?????

Name changing cunts

My l337 detective skills reveal...

Our resident sooz nooz source

Jaymin

[Travyo]

I don't know about retired but he sure is wearing some really gay shit to Uni tomorrow

[Karl Hungus]

It has been great not having him around.

[LondonCalling]

"Ben says:

yeah true I dont mind cross dressing so to speak even if it subtle

I used to wear girls skinny jeans you know?"

.......................I couldn't make that up if I tried.

[Admiral Afterworld]

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet. But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets. Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful. Oh Bennie she's really keen. She's got electric boots a mohair suit. You know I read it in a magazine. Bennie and the Jets.

[Maverick]

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet. But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets. Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful. Oh Bennie she's really keen. She's got electric boots a mohair suit. You know I read it in a magazine. Bennie and the Jets.

Am I missing something here? Is this a regular TLC quote? Or are you just being a fucking sped again?

[Dr Andy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/bigandy/Crap/Me3.jpg

[LondonCalling]

:O Maybe Ben was the friend of Grim's that can fuck all our computers up? Then again, maybe just as likely to be the cop in the Village People.

I'd just like to take this opportunity to say that whilst I pulled his chain on a lot of occasions, the 8 ball in the drink at the Oxford Scholar legitimately happened. I can attest to that.

[Banana Republican]

avDSSZZ_lSA&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avDSSZZ_lSA&NR=1

[Hooley McBoob]

Where's Bushie? :(

[PowerKat]

Where's Bushie? :(

Bushie said he'd be gone for a month when he got his new job. We're all counting down the days until he gets back

[thegrach]

Gee, you two are getting along well. Christmas party should be good this year.

[Dr Andy]

double fingerbang by the watercooler

[Whacker]

Where's Bushie?
Fucking shit cuntlips motherfucker im gonna blow yr head off with a .22 motherfucker!!!!!!!!!! Cuntlips fuck :mad::mad::mad: Windmills!!!!!!!:mad::mad::mad:

[Travyo]

Ben Carbonaro and Erin are now officially an item.

Lolwut?

[Kingy]

Ben Carbonaro and Erin are now officially an item.

Lolwut?

Whose Erin?

[yssup_MasTr]

Ben Carbonaro (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=625880677&ref=nf) and Erin are now officially an item.

i can confirm that she is a netball glam

[Jather Fack]

1428 friends?? thats a lot.

[pickman]

i can confirm that she is a netball glam

GO BEN :thumbsu:

Secksing netball glam or posting on TLC... hmmmm....

I can see why he's retired!

[BuzzKillington]

where's that thread with his possible facebook victims? was she in it?

[Travyo]

I have been tipped off by a alias, who went to a shitload of trouble mind you

ok.


well he has six erins on facebook


and one erin on myspace, there is another erin, but she is too young, and too ugly.


unfortunately the one on myspace is private.

there are two open erin profiles on facebook, but the pictures do not match the myspace picture.


and the private facebook profiles have too small a picture next to their name to see if they look like the myspace thing.


so it could be this. http://www.myspace.com/erin_bop

[BuzzKillington]

well i suppose she looks ******** enough

how old's ben? he wouldn't find an age gap to be unprofessional?

[Kingy]

well i suppose she looks ******** enough

how old's ben? he wouldn't find an age gap to be unprofessional?


hahaha, that's exactly what I thought, "She looks kinda ********, probably is her.!"

[LondonCalling]

Hahahahaha, it's her.

Someone needs to alert the deaf chick. I want a ******** catfight over Carbs' affection.

[CATS]

LOL - Carbs, always taking one for the team! Some guys do the fat chick, he does the retarded chick! What a legend! :thumbsu:

I think from now on, no more giving away the crappy TLC shirts - we give out these:

http://www.alternativeoutfitters.com/ProductImages/shirts/carbcouture/IHeartCarbs.jpg

[LondonCalling]

Carbs would like to point out that he doesn't define himself by sex, and as such, hasn't slept with her yet, but did enjoy a nice dinner with her parents the other night.

[Travyo]

Beats having dinner with them on a webcam I guess..........

[Kingy]

Still, a definite improvement on that spastic American, so nice work Carbs.

PS - This board is on an Atkins diet; ITS CARB FREE!!

hahahaha!

[Ratto]

I'm still shocked that he wasn't offered something from One for a netball coverage position.

[Whacker]

she's not a uni student.

She knows a few girls that I am friends with who come and watch Werribee home games.

Met through those girls and she is a Bulldogs supporter, but I will try to not let football teams get in the way of our relationship.

[thegrach]

I'm still shocked that he wasn't offered something from One for a netball coverage position.
They are clearly not serious about netball coveratge then. Can't understand why.

[crackers57]

Looks like the whole thing has sent him over the edge and onto a new career in street crime............

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9789/thugben.jpg

[thegrach]

I didn't know Carbs was Black (& White) Crackers. I doubt very much whether he would be seen in public wearing that.

[Curtis Stone]

That's a shoop Crackers. That's not really me.

[Travyo]

I didn't know Carbs was Black (& White) Crackers. I doubt very much whether he would be seen in public wearing that.
Yeh because that's way less fashionable than leggings.....................

[Furrby]

http://f.imagehost.org/0946/lolwut.jpg (http://f.imagehost.org/view/0946/lolwut)

[CATS]

http://f.imagehost.org/0946/lolwut.jpg (http://f.imagehost.org/view/0946/lolwut)

LOL - Good comment Lachy!! :thumbsu:

[Curtis Stone]

If I had to hazard a guess, I reckon Benny may well have clicked on the advertisement in the top right at some stage.

[CatCake]

double LOOL

[Furrby]

Jonathan Hoevenaars at 10:33pm April 16
Was it Carbo-loaded?

Matthew Danson at 10:38pm April 16
Was is slaughter free is the more important question

Ben Carbonaro at 10:41pm April 16
Jonty, it was more than Carbo-loaded don't you worry about that sir. LOL

Matt, I am not sure about that can I get back to you?


lol!

[Syd]

Try post #2 ppl. :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/untitled-31.jpg

[Jack Frost]

They breed em ugly up that part of town :p

[Syd]

They breed em ugly up that part of town :p

She LIVES there Jacky, she's not FROM there. :cool:

If she was from there, she would have recommended "Bilbo's"

[Curtis Stone]

She LIVES there Jacky, she's not FROM there. :cool:

If she was from there, she would have recommended "Dildo's"

rly?

[Kingy]

Oh fuck, the nappy headed American is being sarcastic, she's obviously still upset.

That was some good work by TLC getting rid of her.

Does fucking Carbs really need to say 'Love you Erin' in every godamned facebook update he does?

And do we know her deal yet, is she suffering from any kind of spastification?

[Jack Frost]

I'm sure she would or the Methadone Club

[Jack Frost]

And do we know her deal yet, is she suffering from any kind of spastification?



She eats dildos

[thegrach]

Fuckin Ben, harden up mate. "Love you" "Love you too", it is fucking Facebook. Funny how Erin doesn't have a photo, could it be Ben is having a Facebook romance with himself?

[Jack Frost]

Could be likened to a public flog yes

[Curtis Stone]

Sam Dawson says try the fergburger.

I guess he's already tried arseburgers, so might be an attractive option.

[Jack Frost]

He recommended the dipping sauce

[Dr Andy]

Oh fuck, the nappy headed American is being sarcastic, she's obviously still upset.

That was some good work by TLC getting rid of her
what what what

[Travyo]

Try post #2 ppl. :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/untitled-31.jpg
T.G.I. fridays? kennys Girlfriend gave a blowjob behind there, wonder if Erin gets all tingly when she watches the Jonas Brothers?

[Cath]

And finally a photo of the happy couple :)

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7427/meanderin.jpg

[Curtis Stone]

Please tell me you are joking?

[Swamp]

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[Swamp]

no seriously

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[Kingy]

And finally a photo of the happy couple :)

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7427/meanderin.jpg


The old broad behind Carbs looks pretty happy with it all.

[Curtis Stone]

Ben can't help but pull that full taard pose every time can he?

And what the fuck is with the shirt and tie all the time?

Fuck Ben. :thumbsd:

[Cath]

Ben can't help but pull that full taard pose every time can he?

And what the fuck is with the shirt and tie all the time?

Fuck Ben. :thumbsd:

IMO it's all do to with his eyes... they look like they've been stickied-open with an eyeful of fresh jizz :)

[Curtis Stone]

IMO it's all do to with their eyes... they look like they've been stickied-open with an eyeful of fresh jizz :)

But my eyes never look like that...wat, wait...:o

[Guy Incognito]

I'm guessing they met in the centrelink line

[Swamp]

or on some dodgy internet forum full of freaks

[Dr Andy]

or on some dodgy internet forum full of freaks
but ben hasn't posted here in aaaaaaaaaaaages

[thegrach]

Wow, just............wow.

[Ljp86]

Geez, Ben could do a lot better.

[MalceskiFan]

I thought Benny was a fashion guru?

He's committing an unforgivable fashion faux pas there...

Never ever wear pin stripes with a fat slut.

[wallace]

you fucking stalkers! ben should be more careful who he friends on facebook :(










lol @ the screenshots

[natlovesthesak]

Fuckin Ben, harden up mate. "Love you" "Love you too", it is fucking Facebook. Funny how Erin doesn't have a photo, could it be Ben is having a Facebook romance with himself?

:thumbsu: good call.

[natlovesthesak]

And finally a photo of the happy couple :)

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7427/meanderin.jpg

she must have a great personality :D other than that, no :thumbsd:

[jaxxon]

Where'd you source that Cath? If that's her, I guess we know why she doesn't have a facebook profile photo. Still, a step up from the psycho American girl that we fucked off.

[BuzzKillington]

TLC - where if you get involved in an online whirlwind romance with a nappy-headed american spastic, we'll sort it out for you. Whether you want it or not.

[wallace]

tlc sounds like a scary place

[Ray Smoodiver]

The whales, they be beachin

[natlovesthesak]

TLC - where if you get involved in an online whirlwind romance with a nappy-headed american spastic, we'll sort it out for you. Whether you want it or not.

I'll have to get my boyfriend to sign up here so if he ever shits me you all can take care of him :thumbsu:

[Fapio]

its gonna cost ya

[yessir-mustafa]

Boyfriend? I'm out.

[Kingy]

TLC - where if you get involved in an online whirlwind romance with a nappy-headed american spastic, we'll sort it out for you. Whether you want it or not.

Chief/Syd/SoR - can you please make this the TLC Slogan?

[Legend]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???!???!?!

[Suspense]

I hope Ben isn't paying for dinner... :o

[Ljp86]

Kind of looks like a female version of synista.

[LondonCalling]

According to the tags on the pic on Facebook, it's some other bulldog chewing on a wasp.

[Cath]

According to the tags on the pic on Facebook, it's some other bulldog chewing on a wasp.


Quiet you :mad:


:p

[yssup_MasTr]

ben still reads this forum just doesnt post anymore, so he told me on friday..... he always wears meggings

[peternorth]

And finally a photo of the happy couple :)

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7427/meanderin.jpg

let's give the benefit of the doubt here peoples.

1. the camera angle doesnt help the bird on the right
2. perhaps the cameraman used a lens that adds 10 pounds.
3. if* she is fat she'd probably give good head (hai guyth)



* she is fat

[yssup_MasTr]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d175/jd5/limbo.jpg

any poster gonna own up to this? surely its someone from tlc, as its a common term used here

[Dr Andy]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d175/jd5/limbo.jpg

any poster gonna own up to this? surely its someone from tlc, as its a common term used here
http://www.limboclub.com/forum/showpost.php?p=206321&postcount=47

Lach72?

[Hugh Jorgen]

And finally a photo of the happy couple :)

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7427/meanderin.jpg

Does anyone else see a resemblence between Ben's lady friend and one of the Gorgs from Fraggle Rock?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3472/3221615649_4ace80196b.jpg

[Fapio]

Ben is friends with Ryan Reynolds?
http://www.giantkillersquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/tn2_ryan_reynolds_2.jpg

[Dr Andy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/bigandy/Crap/donkeykong.jpg

[peternorth]

Ben is friends with Ryan Reynolds?


another "friend" who he's never met

[Swamp]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/bigandy/Crap/donkeykong.jpg

any relevence to this pic andy or you just wanted to post some pics of some SUPER HOT CHICKS

[CATS]

ben still reads this forum just doesnt post anymore, so he told me on friday..... he always wears meggings
Do they come in free range?

http://www.bananablue.com.au/images/product/9310625012113_1.jpg

[Dr Andy]

any relevence to this pic andy or you just wanted to post some pics of some SUPER HOT CHICKS
i was hoping people would mistake the chick in the middle to ben's friend and wonder why i had a photo of her but i fail


i'm sorry swampy

[Swamp]

It's ok mate

I fapped anyway

[Kingy]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/bigandy/Crap/donkeykong.jpg


One on the left has the 'Hapsburg Jaw.'

Google it.

[Swamp]

Kingy where are all these wierd medical definitions coming from today?

[RoosterLad]

Kingy did you spend a bit of time reading the Sunday Mail yesterday matey?

I did and saw that very interesting article about the 'Hapsburg Jaw'. Bunch of inbreds.

[Ljp86]

Fuckin Carbs didn't even answer my PM!

[Travyo]

He is a cunt

[Kingy]

Kingy did you spend a bit of time reading the Sunday Mail yesterday matey?

I did and saw that very interesting article about the 'Hapsburg Jaw'. Bunch of inbreds.

Yea mate - what a bunch of ******** ***** eh; most powerful family in the world, and they ruined it because they only wanted to fuck their sisters.

Fucking spastics.

[LondonCalling]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/cammo86/carbsgf.jpg

[Curtis Stone]

Ben's woman looks so much like her dad.

Hawt. :thumbsu:

[peternorth]

does she have hairy arms?

[Dr Andy]

Ben's woman looks so much like her dad.

Hawt. :thumbsu:
that's what made me LOL the most



ben what the fuck are you doing you little mong, i thought you could swoon glams :thumbsd:

[thegrach]

Ben's woman looks so much like her dad.

Hawt. :thumbsu:
As long as she sucks dick like her dad, Benny's happy!

[Curtis Stone]

It's sad too that she actually had to take a picture of herself as it appears no-one else was willing to.

Maybe it's her audition shot to send into 'The Biggest Loser'?

[thegrach]

She does seem to have more chins than a chinese phonebook. Maybe Benny is working those chins off her. Imagine watching them go at it doggy style from the front- it would look like someone playing the piano accordion one handed!

[Curtis Stone]

She does seem to have more chins than a chinese phonebook. Maybe Benny is working those chins off her. Imagine watching them go at it doggy style from the front- it would look like someone playing the piano accordion one handed!

Sex before marriage is unprofessional. :thumbsd:

[jaxxon]

Fucking win LC. I don't know if she is better or worse than Caths effort.

[Travyo]

that's what made me LOL the most



ben what the fuck are you doing you little mong, i thought you could swoon glams :thumbsd:
This just further strengthens the theory that the hot girls just feel sorry for him and talk to him.

[Dr Andy]

no jokes travyo, i think that's probably pretty accurate

[Roddy Woomble]

Oh dear god Ben.

No wonder he doesn't show his face around here no more...

[Kingy]

As long as he's happy, I guess.

[FarQue]

I saw Ben and his missus at a foodcourt and they seemed very happy and content, holding hands and gazing into each others eyes. I'd say sex is only an engagement ring away for Ben.

Good on ya old cock:thumbsu:

[Whacker]

Seriously did any cuntbags actually think he would have a stunner?

[Swamp]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/cammo86/carbsgf.jpg


*whimpers quietly*

[Travyo]

Seriously did any cuntbags actually think he would have a stunner?
No, but fuck, look at it.

[Dr Andy]

No, but fuck, look at it.
yea


at least aim for a shade of grey ben

[Whacker]

Im sure she has a fantastic personality...

[Ricketts]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-11/878120/motivator6264787.jpg

[Ljp86]

:D :D :thumbsu:

[Syd]

I can't find the "Lock Thread" button through these tears of laughter!!

[CATS]

I think I have figured out why she invites him over for dinner!!

She piles on heaps on his plate, and whatever he doesnt eat, she gets to polish off - 2 plates for the price of putting up with Ben's assburgers! Good thinking on her behalf getting a skinny bloke!

CA - you should try and find a skinny lady and you will be able to do the same thing...






bahahahahha - I couldnt even keep a straight face. CA find a lady! LOL

[Swamp]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b58/cammo86/carbsgf.jpg

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q3/Misselaineous10/1199935809900jq1.gif

[Kingy]

Hahaha, nice Swampy - he just kept freaking out for ages!

[FarQue]

You guys are assholes

[Ray Smoodiver]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q3/Misselaineous10/1199935809900jq1.gif

ahahahaha, whats that from

[thegrach]

You guys are assholes
Hmmmm, I'm hearing ridicule, but I'm not hearing disagreement.

[Swamp]

ahahahaha, whats that from

That's Cheif when he saw benny's missus' pic

[LondonCalling]

Turns out his Mrs is dying and needs an operation. (according to her Facebook).











































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[Curtis Stone]

Oh, fuck man, that's cold!

Last time this happened to someone, Chirf ran a charity thread here and on BigFooty.

I'm sure we can expect the same again...

[Cath]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/4333/lamebenny.png

[Swamp]

I love you too Ben

[Cath]

"You will survive sexy"
"Yeah I know I will"

The charm only an assburger of the highest order could possess! <3

[jaxxon]

Is this the famed double assburger? Two assburgers together? I reckon its like in Ghostbusters when they cross the streams - has the potential for bad shit to go down.

[LondonCalling]

Don't quote me on this, but I"m pretty sure he's dating the mother from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

[Kingy]

Turns out his Mrs is dying and needs an operation. (according to her Facebook).


You serious?

That's fucking ice cold LC.

[BuzzKillington]

Erin "Bonnie Grape" Rees?

[pepe]

If she is dying, it aint because of malnutrition.

Makes sooz look like Princess Leah





yeah, yeah I'm pushing boundaries

[Spanners Watson]

Ben Carbonaro is an asshole, what sort of person dates his best mates sister, Admiral Afterworld is fucking furious

[BrunoMuscatelli]

Bloody fucken shocking Ben. She has a face even her mother hates.

And i bets the pop feel bad knowing he looks like his daughter and she is fucken ugly

[Spanners Watson]

A true vet. Much better than Rog

[thegrach]

Maybe he should move to Adelaide. 3 netball score updates during the 9 news, I mean fucking c'mon.

[Spanners Watson]

Maybe he should move to Adelaide. 3 netball score updates during the 9 news, I mean fucking c'mon.

were they all about 3 netballers dying on the court

[peternorth]

ben is alive and well. his netball report will be on friday morning just after the 2am news

[BobsCousin]

Fuck off ben don't come back. The place is good without having this assburger inflict his aspergurs on us all and ruining every thread.

As for the fat fuck he is dating..come on guys thats the best he will ever get..i can't believe you tards actually thought glams would go for him..i mean why would a hot chick spend time with someone with aspergurs or whatever its called.

[Syd]

Maybe I should change his name to Banz Carbonaro since he has given us up for the pooty? :confused:

[Kingy]

Fuck off ben don't come back. The place is good without having this assburger inflict his aspergurs on us all and ruining every thread.

As for the fat fuck he is dating..come on guys thats the best he will ever get..i can't believe you tards actually thought glams would go for him..i mean why would a hot chick spend time with someone with aspergurs or whatever its called.

Only a semi-retard who struggled to understand sarcasm would possibly believe that... hang on... semi-retard... doesn't understand sarcasm....are you assburgers?!

[Jack Frost]

Don't go throwing those terms around loosely matey

[CATS]

I have to admit, seeing the kind of woman a swooner like Benny has gotten, I feel there is hope for me yet.

I think my self esteem has risen about 1%. Thanks Ben and Erin! :thumbsu:

[peternorth]

I have to admit, seeing the kind of woman a swooner like Benny has gotten, I feel there is hope for me yet.

I think my self esteem has risen about 1%. Thanks Ben and Erin! :thumbsu:

what in terms of scoring a woman?

[CATS]

what in terms of scoring a woman?
Or a man...these days I'm not fussy! :p

I did mean if a thing like that could pick up something half her size (regardless of the fact that Ben is an aspie), she is still pretty bad. Then there is hope of me finding a guy if that thing can! :p

[BobsCousin]

And how many times have u seen a fat ugly pig with a skinny guy? It's common in commish areas and low socio areas.

These guys go for second best and its usually an overweight bush pig.

and why are you so harsh on yourself cats?

[Fapio]

I'm pretty short and skinny, but I love fucking fat chicks. Maybe not as bad as Erin, but fatties are awesome.:thumbsu:

[crackalackin']

I'm pretty short and skinny, but I love fucking fat chicks. Maybe not as bad as Erin, but fatties are awesome.:thumbsu:

A wise man once said to me - "Once you go fat, you can never go back"

Something he put down to the fact that fatties are mad in the sack, because they think that this fuck could very well be their last...




Or something like that.

[Fapio]

Yeah its like rooting a really big pillow stuffed with meat. Don't let them nibble on you though, you get blood all over your clothes, and lose an ear

[yssup_MasTr]

ben wore his 'rats' aka leggings to uni today

[Swamp]

ben wore his 'rats' aka leggings to uni today

Did you guys make out?

[thegrach]

ben wore his 'rats' aka leggings to uni today
Did you try to get in them?

[yssup_MasTr]

ive never met the guy, just seen his facebook status

[Furrby]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9236/erinrees.jpg

She is facebook friends with some Cath chick:eek: :D

Ben is such a small guy as well, like, wut.

[Travyo]

Gee Ben if you are going to swoon a fatty, least get one with fat tits.

[pepe]

Fucking erin is one hot potato...:thumbsu:

[rest56]

She seems rather fat.

[Banana Republican]

I bet she has a nice personality

[Curtis Stone]

Schweppes lemonade > Sprite

[thegrach]

Schweppes lemonade > Sprite
Tarax Black Label Lemonade > Crack

[Curtis Stone]

Tarax Black Label Lemonade > Crack

Tarax Creaming Soda > Most things in life

[Dr Andy]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9236/erinrees.jpg

She is facebook friends with some Cath chick:eek: :D

Ben is such a small guy as well, like, wut.
woooo 2 sets of tits

[Curtis Stone]

woooo 2 sets of tits

Bottom set are bigger.

Literally arms like thighs too. :thumbsu: I mean :thumbsd:.

[Roddy Woomble]

The hole in the tree looks more appealing...

[Whacker]

Tearing a hole in that can of lemonade looks more appealing...

[peternorth]

Schweppes lemonade > Sprite

Tarax Black Label Lemonade > Crack

Tarax Creaming Soda > Most things in life

you all failed the ghey test. no actually wait. oh shit maybe i did.

The hole in the tree looks more appealing...

that is a very smooth and inviting hole

[Furrby]

is off to uni to do some work and then going to see Prey with my gorgeous girl. Love you Erin.11 minutes ago

K Ben, gorgeous, K.

[thegrach]

I thought you might have been cutting Benny's lunch for a minute there Furrby.

[Furrby]

LOL I wouldn't go near that with my furry cock.

[Kingy]

For fucks sakes.

Trav, can you try and explain to him how fucking spastic it is to put 'love you erin' on the end of every fucking status update he does?

He probably wont listen, but at least try, please?!

And Tarax Creaming Soda is rad^sick.

Seriously, we don't contribute much to society with our actions on this board, but we get that fucking mong from America out of Ben's life, and yet he seems to have jumped head first into another strange relationship.

Who says they love somebody that quickly?

[thegrach]

I agree Kingy, Tarax Creamy Soda could be the greatest form of liquid on this Earth. Love you Erin.

[Curtis Stone]

It's like a buck for one of those big 2 litre bottles as well.

Incredible value. How bad is the american style stuff (yellow)? Just plain horrible. No surprise really...

On par with Tarax is the rare River Port variety. So creamy. So win. :thumbsu:

EDIT: <3 u Erin babe.

[thegrach]

River Port is everywhere here Hoff, and it is like drinking pure gold. Miss your scent Erin <3

[Curtis Stone]

River Port is everywhere here Hoff, and it is like drinking pure gold. Miss your scent Erin <3

:(

It's made in Echuca isn't it?

I bet they'd make a top beer if they wanted to. :thumbsu:

[Travyo]

I would seeing I have him on Facebook, but seriously I try not talking to him at all.

Love you Erin.

[thegrach]

:(

It's made in Echuca isn't it?

I bet they'd make a top beer if they wanted to. :thumbsu:
Yeah I believe it was originally from there but now made in SA along the Murray somewhere. I'll post a pic of the label next time I have one.

I thought I spied you across the street today Erin, but it was really just Mount Wellington <3

[Fapio]

Whatever floats his boat, let them be happy:thumbsu:

[Fapio]

I'm only saying this because I'd probably bang her if I was on the right stuff

[Swamp]

Who says they love somebody that quickly?

People with no concept of or experience with emotional attatchments. Luv you Erin baeb miss u fingerin myself nao ova u xxoo

[Kingy]

I'm only saying this because I'd probably bang her if I was on the right stuff

I've supported you having sex with nympho asians and homeless abo girls, but surely you wouldn't hit that?

[Fapio]

Your lack of faith disturbs me

[Curtis Stone]

Your lack of faith disturbs me

Purely from a logistical point of view you wouldnt...or should I say couldn't? :confused:

[Fapio]

Purely from a logistical point of view you wouldnt...or should I say couldn't? :confused:
I'm too drunk to understand that. More simply plz?

[Curtis Stone]

I'm too drunk to understand that. More simply plz?

The physical challenge of it. Surely it would be nigh on impossible to actually secks it.

Certainly a great challenge if that's what does it for you. :)

[Fapio]

I love me some fat chicks, when I'm in Melbourne in a few weeks, hook me up with some ice, weed, coke, E, and acid. Then I'd smash the shit out of Erin.

BOOKMARK THIS!

[Fapio]

I think her name's erin, i forgot

[Travyo]

Faps, there is not enough drugs on earth for me to hit that, even if the brain was willing, the cock wouldn't be, no way I'd get it up for that, I've had struggles getting it up for girls half as big as that, and that's still pretty big, lulz.

[Fapio]

viagras?

[Travyo]

Not worth fucking that shit for 6hours. I'd vomit multiple times at the stench of the fat vadge.

[thegrach]

Faps, there is not enough drugs on earth for me to hit that, even if the brain was willing, the cock wouldn't be, no way I'd get it up for that, I've had struggles getting it up for girls half as big as that, and that's still pretty big, lulz.
I concur Trav. my death erection would even subside if she came near me.

[Fapio]

You faggots aren't living up to the TLC spirit - Fucking anything that walks (or rolls, or zooms by on a motorized scooter)

[Travyo]

I'd fuck her if she was dead, I could cut half the fat off her and she'd only be half as fat, win?

[Fapio]

I'd fuck her if she was dead, I could cut half the fat off her and she'd only be half as fat, win?
Fapio approves:thumbsu:

[Spanners Watson]

Erin on 'date' night......

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/nicholej101/Hillarious/fat-bitch.jpg

[Whacker]

Riverport Portello *FTMW


*For The MOTHERFUCKING Win

[Ratto]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h8/Wolfen631/new/What_The_Fuck_Is_This_Shit_Dr_Seus.jpg

[peternorth]

im trying to lure the great man back

[Catjizz Fake]

Heavy woman with small breasts?

That's like 95% of my sex life. If I had a sex life.

I'm with Faps here. Go Ben!

[Roddy Woomble]

im trying to lure the great man back

What seems to be the barrier?

[peternorth]

What seems to be the barrier?

no idea.

[LondonCalling]

He has aspergers.

[peternorth]

He has aspergers.

/thread

[Spanners Watson]

asparagus is a horrible food

[Dr Andy]

so is asburgers

[peternorth]

http://picfor.me/img/2008/09/12/6601221201054_h.jpg

[Maverick]

^ Fucking lol

[peternorth]

well ben has advised me that an unfortuante incident here on tlc prohibits him from posting here these days :(

[Syd]

well ben has advised me that an unfortuante incident here on tlc prohibits him from posting here these days :(

Bullshit!

Nothing 'prohibits' except being BANT!

Being mocked and ridiculed by the assembled TLC masses is not an 'unfortunate incident' - it's a fact of life.
FFS suck it up and stop being such a a big fucking girly blouse Ben, lest my patience wear thin and I hit the ban Ben button. :mad:






BTW, I've got this sudden craving for a burger now Pete. :o

[peternorth]

Bullshit!

Nothing 'prohibits' except being BANT!

Being mocked and ridiculed by the assembled TLC masses is not an 'unfortunate incident' - it's a fact of life.
FFS suck it up and stop being such a a big fucking girly blouse Ben, lest my patience wear thin and I hit the ban Ben button. :mad:

BTW, I've got this sudden craving for a burger now Pete. :o

hmmmm, maybe he's prohibiting himself.

[Syd]

hmmmm, maybe he's prohibiting himself.

Missed line #4 didja?

[yssup_MasTr]

ben refuses to post after the singer incident, he still lurks and reads sometimes

[Roddy Woomble]

well ben has advised me that an unfortuante incident here on tlc prohibits him from posting here these days :(

Did he delete the URL? :confused:

[Spanners Watson]

ben refuses to post after the singer incident, he still lurks and reads sometimes

Has he seen all the shit posted about his fat ass missus/boyfriend

[Roddy Woomble]

From this:-

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v368/71/67/701746993/n701746993_1497702_1369.jpg

To this:-

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3877/148/72/625880677/n625880677_1869046_4235449.jpg

[Curtis Stone]

OMG, look at that coat in the 2nd pic...

[Roddy Woomble]

Benny is still in full swoon mode.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs030.snc1/4296_196165945227_509655227_6798173_8040326_n.jpg

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs030.snc1/4296_196165930227_509655227_6798170_5186530_n.jpg

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1897/145/55/711520818/n711520818_1283724_8374.jpg

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v372/51/36/1153009109/n1153009109_172486_4297.jpg

[peternorth]

OMG, look at that coat in the 2nd pic...

which one? both are pretty bad?

[Curtis Stone]

which one? both are pretty bad?

Initialy Ben, but you make a solid point.

[peternorth]

Benny is still in full swoon mode.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs030.snc1/4296_196165945227_509655227_6798173_8040326_n.jpg

that F'N pose!!!! (girl on right)


http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs030.snc1/4296_196165930227_509655227_6798170_5186530_n.jpg


rape eyez!!!


http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1897/145/55/711520818/n711520818_1283724_8374.jpg


nice work there benny, hand almost in the right place.

AND THAT FUCKIN PURSED LIPS POSE AGAIN!!!! THIS TIME FROM A BLOKE!!!

[Maverick]

Carbs you fucking pimp.

[LondonCalling]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs030.snc1/4296_196165930227_509655227_6798170_5186530_n.jpg






Oooo, look at the great big profesional smoking his lungs away in public. It's a licensed venue, in which you're not supposed to smoke in. Fucking criminal. I always knew he was no good.

[Picko99]

well ben has advised me that an unfortuante incident here on tlc prohibits him from posting here these days :(

Prohibits?? Bullshit!! She wanted him to keep coming on here!! Here's the proof...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090403123849334

(Yes it's been posted before, but I don't have time to make another one, so fuck you all)

[yssup_MasTr]

that vid doesnt get enough credit as it deserves, 100s of rep to you bud, makes me laugh all the time

[peternorth]

hahahahahahahaah whatapissa!!!

[Maverick]

Haha. I've never seen that before.

Quality :thumbsu:

[Catjizz Fake]

Prohibits?? Bullshit!! She wanted him to keep coming on here!! Here's the proof...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090403123849334

(Yes it's been posted before, but I don't have time to make another one, so fuck you all)

Oh my goodness, that is something else :D :thumbsu:

[gangsta deluxe]

I just saw a pic of *shudders* Ben's girlfriend.

[peternorth]

I just saw a pic of *shudders* Ben's girlfriend.

is that shudder one of?

1. orgasm
2. that shudder you get just as you're releasing your last bit of urine
3. yuk

[Ljp86]

From this:-

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v368/71/67/701746993/n701746993_1497702_1369.jpg

"Are you ready for your prostate examination?"

[PowerKat]

For someone "socially inept", he has one hell of a social life going on.

[Kingy]

What's the busty blonde girls name again?

Pete, ask him what happened with Singer mate; did she blow up big time?

Was it because Ben ruined the salami shop?

[*Ella*]

"Are you ready for your prostate examination?"

What the hell this guy looks like ron.... wtf...