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Admiral Afterworld
30th March 2009, 22:15
I've noticed she hasn't come over here since "the fall" of the BigFooty TLC.

I miss taking pot shots at her :(

Someone convince her to come here.
PowerKat
31st March 2009, 10:11
no. fucking. way.
Whacker
31st March 2009, 10:19
You know you struggle in life if CA takes pot shots at you
thegrach
31st March 2009, 10:21
[Captain Afterworld] Shutup Bogan[/Captain Afterworld]
Banana Republican
31st March 2009, 10:56
Post n00dZ of Kenny
RoosterLad
31st March 2009, 11:02
Yeah it would be well awesome if we had threads like this (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=556885) on TLC.
Curtis Stone
31st March 2009, 11:10
LOLZ!

Kenny has a badly swollen flap. :(

Didn't hurt when she touched it though...
Ray Smoodiver
31st March 2009, 16:05
Nah this place already has too many freedom hating lefty's, we need more staunch conservatives.

Plus the only way i would accept that cunt mantis here, was if i could collect a couple months worth of my spooge in a jar and throw it in her face.
Ray Smoodiver
31st March 2009, 16:09
Oh and then force her too have a spitroast with Kenny and a smelly Mexican/Sudanese bloke
Banana Republican
31st March 2009, 16:16
Nah this place already has too many freedom hating lefty's, we need more staunch conservatives.

I was detecting a lack of Right Wing /Anarchist
Jack Frost
31st March 2009, 17:32
Who is trying to kill Kenny ?
Kingy
31st March 2009, 17:37
Oh and then force her too have a spitroast with Kenny and a smelly Mexican/Sudanese bloke

So not only do you want Mantis here, but you want Kruzin back as well?!
Hooley McBoob
31st March 2009, 17:41
What is with her? She's a fruitloop. The ladies lounge is full of her crap - only 3 people post there and she's one of them.
Banana Republican
31st March 2009, 17:44
who is the other one?
Kingy
31st March 2009, 17:55
What is with her? She's a fruitloop. The ladies lounge is full of her crap - only 3 people post there and she's one of them.

Hahaha, Ladies Lounge; fuck that must suck.
PowerKat
31st March 2009, 18:03
who is the other one?

me - I like giving giving mantis shit
Hooley McBoob
31st March 2009, 18:04
I was referring to Bee and campbell! :D
Kingy
31st March 2009, 18:05
PK & Hooley McBoob together in the ladies lounge.

Anyone else struggle to view that as anything but fucking hot?
PowerKat
31st March 2009, 18:10
I was referring to Bee and campbell! :D

lol - I know :D
PowerKat
31st March 2009, 18:11
PK & Hooley McBoob together in the ladies lounge.

Anyone else struggle to view that as anything but fucking hot?

I do - mantis and tess spend too much time in there - it's a de-hotting experience :p
Kingy
31st March 2009, 18:14
I do - mantis and tess spend too much time in there - it's a de-hotting experience :p

You and Hooley should hook up.

True story.

While we're on this subject - whatever happened to Brittany?
Jack Frost
31st March 2009, 18:24
Is it a prerequisite to be a ugly female to join that room ?
PowerKat
31st March 2009, 18:36
Is it a prerequisite to be a ugly female to join that room ?

thanks very much :mad:
Jack Frost
31st March 2009, 18:43
There is an exception to every rule ;)
PowerKat
31st March 2009, 18:47
:o

ah yes, but is there an exception to that rule??

..my head hurts

...and what about HMcB, hmm?
Hooley McBoob
31st March 2009, 18:49
Yeah! Hmmm?
Turtles
31st March 2009, 18:51
If I could punch one person in the head from BF it would be mantis. I'm sick of her hippy shit.
Jack Frost
31st March 2009, 18:52
I am awaiting your response in The Random Late Night Thread HMcB :)
pickman
31st March 2009, 19:38
PK & Hooley McBoob together in the ladies lounge.

Anyone else struggle to view that as anything but fucking hot?

The thought is so hot I jizzed in my pants just reading your post!
RoosterLad
31st March 2009, 21:16
Is it a prerequisite to be a ugly female to join that room ?

Tess is there so you don't even have to be female to join.
Hooley McBoob
31st March 2009, 23:03
I got bant from the Ladies Lounge!
Catjizz Fake
31st March 2009, 23:24
Imagine what Bigfooty's gonna be like when Kenny dies. Poor woman's gonna go clean off the rails, tribute threads, minute's silence and shit. She's not normal. And that's coming from me.

I got bant from the Ladies Lounge!

Why's that?
Hooley McBoob
31st March 2009, 23:31
Probably because of this thread! Or me annoying mantis in the Kenny thread. I applied again but will probably get rejected. I think being an active member of TLC prohibits me from being in the LL :D
Catjizz Fake
31st March 2009, 23:43
Probably because of this thread! Or me annoying mantis in the Kenny thread. I applied again but will probably get rejected. I think being an active member of TLC prohibits me from being in the LL :D

That's a shame :thumbsd: Sorry we're dragging you're good name through the mud. That's what happens when you converse with the dregs of society though ;)

To be honest I'm thinking about making up a lady alias on big footy to go investigate things, see that's really happening on that ladies board... I am suspicious.
Hooley McBoob
31st March 2009, 23:45
Nothing interesting really. There's not even any threads about boys or relationships or anything. No gossip. I thought it would be all about sex but alas, I have to come here for that :D
Catjizz Fake
1st April 2009, 00:00
Nothing interesting really. There's not even any threads about boys or relationships or anything. No gossip. I thought it would be all about sex but alas, I have to come here for that :D

You're not fooling anyone Hooley. I bet there's all kinds of interesting and frightening stuff you girls talk about when there's noone else around :thumbsu:

You'd be talking about your favourite tickle fights, comparing n00dz etc, I can't wait to see it :thumbsu:

I bet it's far sexier than TLC
Kingy
1st April 2009, 08:55
That's a shame :thumbsd: Sorry we're dragging you're good name through the mud.

I'm not sorry :p
Curtis Stone
1st April 2009, 08:57
Nothing interesting really. There's not even any threads about boys or relationships or anything. No gossip. I thought it would be all about sex but alas, I have to come here for that :D

*fap fap fap*
Hooley McBoob
1st April 2009, 09:41
Yep, got rejected from the Ladies Lounge *sighs*

Oh well. I have you guys now. Group hug!
thegrach
1st April 2009, 09:41
Yes, group "hug". Why not.
PowerKat
1st April 2009, 09:51
Nothing interesting really. There's not even any threads about boys or relationships or anything. No gossip. I thought it would be all about sex but alas, I have to come here for that :D

true dat
Swamp
1st April 2009, 10:12
Yes, group "hug". Why not.
I'l fetch the lube.
Kingy
1st April 2009, 10:27
I'l fetch the lube.

PK isn't that old mate.
Whacker
1st April 2009, 10:28
*fondle*
Syd
1st April 2009, 10:31
Whacker, I can't come to grips with seeing deb girl under a thread titled mantis.

It's bringing up conflicting feelings to say the least. :(








BTW, mantis kind of reminds me of my older sister. :( :(
Hooley McBoob
1st April 2009, 10:32
I agree Syd. But the *fondle* part was surprisingly relevant.
Syd
1st April 2009, 10:34
I agree Syd. But the *fondle* part was surprisingly relevant.

If by "surprisingly relevant" you mean "highly disturbing".

In which case, yes, yes it is.
Hooley McBoob
1st April 2009, 10:38
I meant *fondle* for deb girl, not mantis.
Syd
1st April 2009, 10:47
I meant *fondle* for deb girl, not mantis.

But he replied *fondle* in a thread about mantis, while at the same time deb girl automatically follows as she's signature worthy (hell, I'd like to sign my name to that too!).

Ergo, I associate his *fondle* with 'mantis', leading me to conjure up some very disturbing mental images that surely will damage me for the rest of my days.

Perhaps recovery therapy of receiving PM'd n00dz from some generous hearted TLC female might help me to overcome said trauma?? ;)
Hooley McBoob
1st April 2009, 10:51
But the *fondle* was in regards to the proposed group hug, and then it was followed by deb girl, which made the *fondle* even more applicable.
Syd
1st April 2009, 10:53
But the *fondle* was in regards to the proposed group hug, and then it was followed by deb girl, which made the *fondle* even more applicable.

But then said *fondle* was in reply meaning it was you he meant to *fondle*, thereby sandwiching you between mantis and deb girl???? :confused:

My brain hurts!!!!!
Whacker
1st April 2009, 10:55
*fondle*
thegrach
1st April 2009, 10:56
Are you fondling Syd?
Hooley McBoob
1st April 2009, 10:57
But then said *fondle* was in reply meaning it was you he meant to *fondle*, thereby sandwiching you between mantis and deb girl???? :confused:

My brain hurts!!!!!

Oh, ew. I mean deb girl yes, mantis no. The group hug is for TLC members! And whacker thought he would take the opportunity to cop a feel.
Syd
1st April 2009, 11:01
Are you fondling Syd?

Sadly, that'd be the best offer I've had today. :(




Oh, ew. I mean deb girl yes, mantis no. The group hug is for TLC members! And whacker thought he would take the opportunity to cop a feel.

Enough talking woman.

Where's my PM???? :(
Curtis Stone
1st April 2009, 11:24
Enough talking woman.

Where's my PM???? :(

I thought you were PM? :confused:
Syd
1st April 2009, 11:26
I thought you were PM? :confused:

Now how can I be Canadian AND the PM of Orstraya???? :confused:
thegrach
1st April 2009, 11:30
Different thread Syd. Lets just stay on topic here.
Syd
1st April 2009, 12:27
Different thread Syd. Lets just stay on topic here.

*fondle*
thegrach
1st April 2009, 12:31
Won't need to do too much of that to get a sticky surprise at the moment Syd.
Jack Frost
1st April 2009, 17:12
Don't go all Jane Doe on us
CatCake
3rd April 2009, 16:28
Mantis is a beautiful person, and so is Kenny.
Banana Republican
3rd April 2009, 16:30
i see what you did there
Banana Republican
3rd April 2009, 19:33
*Late Breaking News*
Kenny is ok he doesnt need the operation
but he will have a cauliflower ear.


Vale Kenny
WA ROO
3rd April 2009, 20:26
I feel sorry for man(hater)tis
She hates men but is straight.Is for womens lib,gay rights and freedom.Yet finds herself on the side of muslims.
Looks like a cross between Germaine Greer and former Senator Jo Vallentine


Life sucks for her
Godfrey Jones
3rd April 2009, 23:07
what an ass!
Jack Frost
4th April 2009, 11:27
What did he say I just couldn't get past the ass........its gotta be hit
dmc333
12th April 2009, 08:57
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14157940&postcount=13

epic lulz :D