yardenlavy

[Mike Oxlong]

I will there a You Tube video made to go with the song like there was for the Carbs one?

na the carbs one stands on its own as the epitome of TLC parodies.

[Latte with one]

You should make a series of videos then try selling it to some record company for the lulz.

[Mike Oxlong]

Ive been trying to work on one for yards myself but i cant think of a song that suits him other then pretty fly for a yarden

For his funeral that shouldn't be far away


RUKUS IN THE WIND

Goodbye Tardinlavy
Though I only knew you on the bay
You had the grace to top yourself
and left a note that you were ghey
you crawled out of the abortion bin
a Neanderthal with half a brain
you wore sunnies during the day
And tried to look tough posing for photos on the train

And it seems to me you lived your life
one Rukus at a time
Always wanting to kill your family
When you had a meltdown online
And I would have liked to have smashed you
But I’m sure many did
The rukus burned out long before
You fiddle lots of kids

Doing cables was tough
all you wanted was to be leaner
But burgers were your weakness
some say, your biggest, Mr Meaner
Even when you died
all of TLC still hounded you
All the forums had to say
Was the tree broke that hung you

Goodbye Yardenlavy
Come on Come at me bro
you fat jew cuunt
meltdown try hard hero

[Ljp86]

To the tune of Tardin like i'm benny

And I be tardin like I’m Yarden, tardin like I’m Yarden
tardin like I’m Yarden, I be tardin like I’m Yarden
I'm Mr Meaner, tardin like I’m Yarden
tardin like I’m Yarden, I be tardin like I’m Yarden

Benched my weights, 150 kg’s today
see me on the streets, on your fucking knees and pray
and I’m, I’m standing pretty, in the train aisle
sunnies are on, hands in the air fucking style
I smash ***** every night, that’s nothing new
Hit the fucking streets with my Rukus crew
believe that, I’m certified crazy
I'm a fat Jew cuunt coz I’m so fucking lazy
pick em up, bay13 is where I play
threatened to top myself just the other day
some people think, that I was joking
but every thread I start ends with me choking
doing cables for the win will make me leaner
but eating too many burgers is a real Mr Meaner
I’ve got a Neanderthal head, boong nose but I’m savy
And I’ll murder everyone including all the yardenlavys

For his funeral that shouldn't be far away


RUKUS IN THE WIND

Goodbye Tardinlavy
Though I only knew you on the bay
You had the grace to top yourself
and left a note that you were ghey
you crawled out of the abortion bin
a Neanderthal with half a brain
you wore sunnies during the day
And tried to look tough posing for photos on the train

And it seems to me you lived your life
one Rukus at a time
Always wanting to kill your family
When you had a meltdown online
And I would have liked to have smashed you
But I’m sure many did
The rukus burned out long before
You fiddle lots of kids

Doing cables was tough
all you wanted was to be leaner
But burgers were your weakness
some say, your biggest, Mr Meaner
Even when you died
all of TLC still hounded you
All the forums had to say
Was the tree broke that hung you

Goodbye Yardenlavy
Come on Come at me bro
you fat jew cuunt
meltdown try hard hero

Fucking gold as usual Mike. :D :D :thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[Latte with one]

For his funeral that shouldn't be far away


RUKUS IN THE WIND

Goodbye Tardinlavy
Though I only knew you on the bay
You had the grace to top yourself
and left a note that you were ghey
you crawled out of the abortion bin
a Neanderthal with half a brain
you wore sunnies during the day
And tried to look tough posing for photos on the train

And it seems to me you lived your life
one Rukus at a time
Always wanting to kill your family
When you had a meltdown online
And I would have liked to have smashed you
But I’m sure many did
The rukus burned out long before
You fiddle lots of kids

Doing cables was tough
all you wanted was to be leaner
But burgers were your weakness
some say, your biggest, Mr Meaner
Even when you died
all of TLC still hounded you
All the forums had to say
Was the tree broke that hung you

Goodbye Yardenlavy
Come on Come at me bro
you fat jew cuunt
meltdown try hard hero

You need to quite your day job and become a professional comedian, get paid for spreading the lulz.

[Nedray]

For his funeral that shouldn't be far away


RUKUS IN THE WIND

Goodbye Tardinlavy
Though I only knew you on the bay
You had the grace to top yourself
and left a note that you were ghey
you crawled out of the abortion bin
a Neanderthal with half a brain
you wore sunnies during the day
And tried to look tough posing for photos on the train

And it seems to me you lived your life
one Rukus at a time
Always wanting to kill your family
When you had a meltdown online
And I would have liked to have smashed you
But I’m sure many did
The rukus burned out long before
You fiddle lots of kids

Doing cables was tough
all you wanted was to be leaner
But burgers were your weakness
some say, your biggest, Mr Meaner
Even when you died
all of TLC still hounded you
All the forums had to say
Was the tree broke that hung you

Goodbye Yardenlavy
Come on Come at me bro
you fat jew cuunt
meltdown try hard hero

hahah nice ends a bit harsh though aww well looks like one my cut to the arm:(

[bogan4life(retired)]

Ok i got an idea im not as good as you mike so you could work on this but it suits him, Do some work to adams song imo


I never thought I'd rukus alone
I trolled the hardest who'd have known
I traced the post back to t l c
No wonder they just thought i was a try hard benny
I took connex, I got delayed
The Mr Meaner was mine, I didn't think enough
I'm too depressed, to go on
You'll be sorry when my rukus is gone

I never fapped but wore sunnies
I just held such better frame
Days when i stood in the cold
I couldn't wait to Mr Meaner
MY guts was wide, too late to try
The hawks so was over hodgie survived
But i couldn't wait till he got home
To pass the time on the bay alone

I never thought i'd die alone
Another six months my rukus will be unknown
Give all my things to all my crew
You'll never set foot in the bay again
You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of my deed jew gran in the hall
Please tell Hitler this is not his fault



I never fapped but wore sunnies
I just held such better frames
Days when he stood in the cold
He couldn't wait to get outside
His guts was wide, too late to try
The hawks so was over hodgie survived
But he couldn't wait till he got home
To pass the time on the bay alone

[Mike Oxlong]

[Sir Rukus-a-Lot]

I’ve got a big guts and I can not lie
all I really wanna do is die
When I look down at my massive waist
and in the mirror at my fucked up face
I look mong, it’s all wrong and rough
'but who cares coz I’m so tough
extra large shirts I am wearing
emo fucks on the train keep staring
Hey lady, can I borrow you
to take my picture
My rukus crew tried to warn me
But those fucks are so scrawny
Ooh, I’m fucking yarden
You say I’m fucking tardin
Well excuse me excuse me
you aint no rukus groupie
Wear my sunnies when I’m dancin'
or on the train trying 4 romancin'
Gets the girls all, wet,
They say I look like bobba fett
always trying to look leaner
Mums says burgers are a MR Meaner
Take the average fat man and ask him that
I lift cables back to back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
You wanna create a rukus? (Hell yeah!)
Smash em break it! (break it!) break it! (break it!)
smash that fucking cuunt!
Rukus got back!

[Ljp86]

Fuck, we really need to have a TLC Greatest Hits thread. We'd have at least two or three albums.

[Mike Oxlong]

hahah nice ends a bit harsh though aww well looks like one my cut to the arm:(

yea it didnt end nicely, sorry :)

[bogan4life(retired)]

hahah nice ends a bit harsh though aww well looks like one my cut to the arm:(

I like cutters

[bogan4life(retired)]

What's your name? Uh
YardenLavy, Yard, Yard, Yardenlavy
Finish off a tub of donuts, spew it up and spit it on ya
Man me and Rukus crew got a hella proper flow
See what I'm posting like im trolling at ya
And you could never stop us (fucking tlc'ers!)
Appetite for depression like Kurt N' Cobain
We come like Moses, down from the Hillside, a
Pain killer pill popper, mong killer, slurring like
Murray, still a threat when we fill up a burnside train
Like an open air opera, sample a shakeNdoger
They wanna take a piece of the a yarden, stifle
Creativity, and it's not fair fuckers!
Before you try this just know that you'd have better luck
Tryna stare off chief with no fifteen dollar,
This is a rare offer so take advantage
A carnival of carnage climbing out your garbage (here we come)
Man we're off the hook like a stevie milne
These bastards try and sell shares off diego the artist
Fuck your share offer, cause the fags of the map
And we can't be bought without a Mr Meaner
Matter of fact fuck u unfair brothers, can't be bought
What the pair of sunnies from this rare brother
I use to love suz, then andy lovett raped her
Dragged her through the streets and they shaved her mong hair of her

[tribey]

As I walk through Glenferrie with smegma on my breath
I take a look at my face and realise I'm an obese E. Betts
Cause I've been bludgin' and boongin' for so long
That even my mama thinks that I'm on the $2 coin
But I ain't never sucked a man that didn't deserve it
Me, be guzzlin' loads of spunk, AIDS, Hep C, and the Herpes
You better watch how you talkin, and where you walkin
Or you and your homos' knucklebabies won't be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip, but I gotta blow-
As my rolls grew I see myself an albino Ernie Dingo, fool
I'm the kinda queen the little homos wanna be like
Ridin trains in the night
Wearin sunnies in the street light

Been spending most our lives living in the Yarden's Paradise
Been spending most our lives living in the Yarden's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Yarden's Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the Yarden's Paradise

[Mike Oxlong]

Fucking ROFL :D

[bogan4life(retired)]

Fattie kneels at the foot of his bed
Drops on his cut mark wrist, his gold head
Shh whisper Yardenlavy is saying his prays

God bless rukus i know im right,
And wasnt fun trying to suicide tonight?
The cold so cold
The fat so fat
Go bless Clarko i quite forgot

If i open my eyes just a little bit more,
I can see my belly hanging on the floor
Its covering my penis but it hasnt got a hood
Thank you moses for making me jewish

My depression has over taken as i lay in bed
And i pull the shotgun right to my head
And i shut my eyes and crawl up small
My rukus crew dont know im here at all
Thank you tlc for ruining my day
But ill save the bulllet for another day
I said i faked it so what could i say
Now i remember f u tlc

[Dr Andy]

For his funeral that shouldn't be far away


RUKUS IN THE WIND

Goodbye Tardinlavy
Though I only knew you on the bay
You had the grace to top yourself
and left a note that you were ghey
you crawled out of the abortion bin
a Neanderthal with half a brain
you wore sunnies during the day
And tried to look tough posing for photos on the train

And it seems to me you lived your life
one Rukus at a time
Always wanting to kill your family
When you had a meltdown online
And I would have liked to have smashed you
But I’m sure many did
The rukus burned out long before
You fiddle lots of kids

Doing cables was tough
all you wanted was to be leaner
But burgers were your weakness
some say, your biggest, Mr Meaner
Even when you died
all of TLC still hounded you
All the forums had to say
Was the tree broke that hung you

Goodbye Yardenlavy
Come on Come at me bro
you fat jew cuunt
meltdown try hard hero
fucking 110% gold mike you rad motherfucking cuntload

[satellite]

over to you mike,

I has no gif skills but what about this :

doctorin the tardis (klm?)

replace dr who with ruckus crew, ad pics



yardz, have faith ;

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=614033

settle in, its a good read, with a happy ending

[_JC_]

Didn't want to miss out on the fun.

MR MEANER (to the tune of Mr. Jones)

He was down on BigFooty Bay 13, starting this poorly written troll
When someone struck up a conversation about Hawthorn's criminal antics
He raged like a massive tard
He's certainly not beautiful
Even sunnies can't make him beautiful
He wishes he was beautiful
So he made a post in response to the trolling
"Shut up, dickhead! The hawks boys didn't really do anything wrong
just some bullshit, Mr. Meaners
Spelling error
How does he write anything
When he thinks words are spelt like that, yeah

Yardenlavy goes out on rukuses
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
Really she's looking at none of them
Who fucking would
When you have super low IQ, you can never pull hot chicks


He will stand outside
In the cold all night with no clothes
Bear Grylls would shit his pants im very very terrifying
Cause i peaked naturally
I melted down yesterday
Threatened to top myself
All over a few mistermeaners and the doll

Yardenlavy has no future
Stare at the beautiful women
She calls the cops on you
Oh shit, im too swole to run from them
Go to the secret yarden
Ha-ha lolz, good one Sicko
When everybody trolls me, I will meltdown worse than Kruz

I want to be funny, never gonna be fuunnnnnnnnny
Everybody just doesn't get my jokes
I said it was a big big troll, but everyone knew it wasn't one
The didn't believe me, just jealous of the hawks
It was as bad as the BBC, BBC, BBC roof thread

Yardenlavy should apply to centrelink
Yeah if Carbs can get paid money
Then yardz should be a shoe in to get some
He could do stats at Werribee
Yardz just wishes he was someone just a little less douchey
But when everybody's seen that pic, of you on the tram, its as douchey as can be

Yardenlavy, staring at this song
When I look at your fucking picture, I see a neanderthal staring back at me
You want to troll BigFooty, but you don't know why that you don't know how
Its because you're fucking, illiterate, as tard as Benny C can be
Yardenlavy, you're a fucking huge tard....

[Hugh Jorgen]

May as well throw my songwriting hat in the ring too.

Yardenlavy (to the tune of In the Navy)

Where can you find pleasure
Ruckusin' at your leisure
Learnin' to peak naturally
Meltdown with Bay 13ers
Committing Mr Meaners
Standin' outside in ten degrees
Hanging out with Yarden
Look like a mong and tardin'
On the train in your sunnies
Sign up for the big crew
Ruckus with a fat jew
When your crew and others meet

Yardenlavy
The leader of the ruckus crew
Yardenlavy
He's a dumb fat ugly jew
Yardenlavy
Come on now people don't be mean
Yardenlavy
Or he'll meltdown on Bay 13
Yardenlavy
He's a massive fucking tard
Yardenlavy
Tries to act like he is hard
Yardenlavy
But he's a useless tub of lard
Yardenlavy, Yardenlavy, Yardenlavy

They want you, they want you
They want you in the ruckus crew

(Repeat x 10 and fade)

[Latte with one]

I like cutters

Obviously aspire to be an emo yourself eh?

[bogan4life(retired)]

Obviously aspire to be an emo yourself eh?
no..

[Geelong_Sicko]

Being a hard rock/heavy metal listner since a young age, I've never really read through rap-style lyrics before. But it all seems to be 'me', 'me', 'me', dosen't it?

I'm hardz. I've got a tec-9 and a rukas krew, yo
Name's Yardz an my rhymes gonna make you spew, yo
My team yo, they wear colours das like piss and poo
FO SHO

An yo, yo, yo-yo, yo
yo MOTHERFUCKER


I mean, for fuck's sake. There's definitely an ART to rhyming and shit, but rap has to be the most self-centred style of music around. Bodycount was the closest I ever got into it...

[thegrach]

a8klizzn6tE?

[Geelong_Sicko]

:D:D:D!!!!!!

Fuckin' gold grachy...

[_JC_]

Being a hard rock/heavy metal listner since a young age, I've never really read through rap-style lyrics before. But it all seems to be 'me', 'me', 'me', dosen't it?

I'm hardz. I've got a tec-9 and a rukas krew, yo
Name's Yardz an my rhymes gonna make you spew, yo
My team yo, they wear colours das like piss and poo
FO SHO

An yo, yo, yo-yo, yo
yo MOTHERFUCKER


I mean, for fuck's sake. There's definitely an ART to rhyming and shit, but rap has to be the most self-centred style of music around. Bodycount was the closest I ever got into it...

Plenty of good rap songs, ones that tell stories or whatevs. Just that most you wont hear on Video hits or MTV

[Romeo Blues]

really??

i know what it means fookwit i just dont like big words

thought to deal with the conditions of existence of the individual person and their emotions, actions, responsibilities, and thoughts


Existentialism is a term applied to the work of a number of 19th- and 20th-century philosophers who, despite profound doctrinal differences,[1][2] generally held that the focus of philosophical thought should be to deal with the conditions of existence of the individual person and their emotions, actions, responsibilities, and thoughts

You retarded yards?

Also inb4 gangsta and Friedrich Nietzsche

[wallace]

don't forget Ayn Rand

[Mike Oxlong]

You retarded yards?

Also inb4 gangsta and Friedrich Nietzsche

LMAO :D :D :D

[Whereisbob]

The Little Fat Man (With The Pug-Nosed Face) ~ (Bowie/Gervais/Merchant)

Little fat man who sold his soul,
Little fat man who sold his dream...

Pathetic little fat man,
No one's bloody laughing,
The clown that no one laugh's at,
They all just wish he'd die.

He's so depressed at being hated,
Fatso takes his own life,
He blows his stupid brains out,
But the twat would probably miss.

He sold his soul for a shot at fame,
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame,
He's got no style, he's got no grace,
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space

See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
See his pug-nosed face...Pug, pug, pug, pug,
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug,
Little fat man, pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug,
He's a little fat pug-nosed face, Pug, pug, pug, pug.

lPGud5z_SHE

Didn't even have to change anyof the lyrics.

[tribey]

^one of the greatest moments in television history and yes i am including jill singer passing out live on today tonight and normie rowe getting punched out on the midday show

[Hugh Jorgen]

That Extras scene with Bowie is a classic.

^one of the greatest moments in television history and yes i am including jill singer passing out live on today tonight and normie rowe getting punched out on the midday show

Great moment in Aussie TV (This video also has bonus footage of Ron Casey smashing a glass in that debate with Jana Wendt)

1vmvQfRsRHw

[Nedray]

Hey guys like the song it made


With your dick in your hand and your pants on the ground
spit roast this chick and spin her, yeah
Your condom will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is stephen milne [3x]

Way out in the alley
See him raping'

I was raping' in the Caribbean
milne was filming behind the rocks
because he is a little bitch
But he told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me, coy koi.

Where is stephen milne [3x]

Way out in the alley
See him raping' ?

With your dick in your hand and your pants on the ground
spit roast this chick and spin her, yeah
Your condom will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourselff

Where is stephen milne [3x]

Oh
With your dick in your hand and your pants on the ground
Oh
spit roast this chick and spin her, yeah
Oh
Oh



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[T-Bone]

Nardyen, that is wickity, wickity, wickity, wack. I am disappointed in that you couldn't come up with anything better on this Monday afternoon.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Hey guys like the song it made


With your dick in your hand and your pants on the ground
spit roast this chick and spin her, yeah
Your condom will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is stephen milne [3x]

Way out in the alley
See him raping'

I was raping' in the Caribbean
milne was filming behind the rocks
because he is a little bitch
But he told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me, coy koi.

Where is stephen milne [3x]

Way out in the alley
See him raping' ?

With your dick in your hand and your pants on the ground
spit roast this chick and spin her, yeah
Your condom will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourselff

Where is stephen milne [3x]

Oh
With your dick in your hand and your pants on the ground
Oh
spit roast this chick and spin her, yeah
Oh
Oh



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Fail

Stick to ruckusing Yardz.

[mudkipz (ded)]

that song sucks epic cock yardz, fuck you are a useless fagget

[Romeo Blues]

that song sucks epic cock yardz, fuck you are a useless fagget

u mad

[Nedray]

Banned from BF for a month for posting blue waffle FFFFFFFFUCK

lets tlc it up for a month so flogs

whats the topic for the month??

How shit my clothes are??

How shit my grammar is?

How fat I am???

My nose shape??

[Maverick]

Yardz, we're all just thrilled we get you for a month.

Enjoy your stay :)

[mudkipz (ded)]

Banned from BF for a month for posting blue waffle FFFFFFFFUCK

lets tlc it up for a month so flogs

whats the topic for the month??

How shit my clothes are??

How shit my grammar is?

How fat I am???

My nose shape??

all of the above you fat cunt

[Hugh Jorgen]

Banned from BF for a month for posting blue waffle FFFFFFFFUCK

lets tlc it up for a month so flogs

whats the topic for the month??

How shit my clothes are??

How shit my grammar is?

How fat I am???

My nose shape??

That's what you get when you commit too many mr meaners Yardz.

Looking forward to seeing more of Nedray on TLC though.

Btw your clothes and grammar are shit, your fat and you have a nose that Miss Piggy would be ashamed of.

U Mad?

[Nedray]

That's what you get when you commit too many mr meaners Yardz.

Looking forward to seeing more of Nedray on TLC though.

Btw your clothes and grammar are shit, your fat and you have a nose that Miss Piggy would be ashamed of.

U Mad?


Not mad just dissapointed:(

[FarQue]

Yards can you school us on how to attract women?

[Mike Oxlong]

Banned from BF for a month for posting blue waffle FFFFFFFFUCK

lets tlc it up for a month so flogs

whats the topic for the month??

How shit my clothes are??

How shit my grammar is?

How fat I am???

My nose shape??

WTF does that mean? What exactly were you banned for?

Their loss is our gain.

[Nedray]

Yards can you school us on how to attract women?

Yes sir I can

Smile firstly no women is going to take intrest in you if your walking around like a depressed fuck

secondly always use manners I know the saying treat em mean keep em keen works sometime but thats if you just want a fuck or a dumb bitch, so open doors say your pleases and thank yous they will get you further than being a prick

thirdly Joke alot and lighten up any situation nobody likes a stale fucker, if you dont have a sence of humour or are jusnt generally shit at jokes I suggest hanging out at your local off ya bong shop and picking up some goth emo bitches on the verge of suicied. laughter is the best way to bond and keep the jokes semi clean to dont go telling her stories about your footy teams circle jerks and shit thats not on.

one of my extra tips is always dress clean and smell good. smelling good is more important spend ya doll money on a good calone dont think that girls will dig the lynx, or the brute shit most bogans use, have clean teeth and clean clothes.

anything else??

[FG]

Mike, google blue waffle

[FG]

if you dont have a sence of humour or are jusnt generally shit at jokes I suggest hanging out at your local off ya bong shop and picking up some goth emo bitches on the verge of suicied.

the B4L method

[Nedray]

Mike, google blue waffle


Please dont bad things happen to good people:(

[Hugh Jorgen]

Yes sir I can

Smile firstly no women is going to take intrest in you if your walking around like a depressed fuck

secondly always use manners I know the saying treat em mean keep em keen works sometime but thats if you just want a fuck or a dumb bitch, so open doors say your pleases and thank yous they will get you further than being a prick

thirdly Joke alot and lighten up any situation nobody likes a stale fucker, if you dont have a sence of humour or are jusnt generally shit at jokes I suggest hanging out at your local off ya bong shop and picking up some goth emo bitches on the verge of suicied. laughter is the best way to bond and keep the jokes semi clean to dont go telling her stories about your footy teams circle jerks and shit thats not on.

one of my extra tips is always dress clean and smell good. smelling good is more important spend ya doll money on a good calone dont think that girls will dig the lynx, or the brute shit most bogans use, have clean teeth and clean clothes.

anything else??

Sage advice Yardz.

Already one step ahead of you though, I bought myself a sence of humour and a good calone just the other week. Been drowning in hot ass bitches ever since.:thumbsu:

[Mike Oxlong]

Mike, google blue waffle

Jesus christ :eek: :(

you couldn't have posted a pic or it would be perma ban time......wtf did you write.

i feel sick too :(

[Nedray]

Sage advice Yardz.

Already one step ahead of you though, I bought myself a sence of humour and a good calone just the other week. Been drowning in hot ass bitches off ever since.:thumbsu:


Nice what one did you buy??

Versace Homme is my choice such a classy smell

$110 for 100ml's is not bad for the majesticness of its scents

[Nedray]

Jesus christ :eek: :(

you couldn't have posted a pic or it would be perma ban time......wtf did you write.

i feel sick too :(


Nah just linked the pick

didnt actually realise month ban would be the outcome rookie mistake

aww well

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Sage advice Yardz.

Already one step ahead of you though, I bought myself a sence of humour and a good calone just the other week. Been drowning in hot ass bitches ever since.:thumbsu:

Nothing beats a good calone.

specially if you bought it with your doll.

Jesus christ :eek: :(

you couldn't have posted a pic or it would be perma ban time......wtf did you write.

i feel sick too :(


I googled as well.:(:(

[Hugh Jorgen]

Nice what one did you buy??

Versace Homme is my choice such a classy smell

$110 for 100ml's is not bad for the majesticness of its scents

I usually just go with the classical French Oh Dee Calone.

It would be a mr meaner if you can't pick up wearing that.

[FarQue]

Yes sir I can

Smile firstly no women is going to take intrest in you if your walking around like a depressed fuck

secondly always use manners I know the saying treat em mean keep em keen works sometime but thats if you just want a fuck or a dumb bitch, so open doors say your pleases and thank yous they will get you further than being a prick

thirdly Joke alot and lighten up any situation nobody likes a stale fucker, if you dont have a sence of humour or are jusnt generally shit at jokes I suggest hanging out at your local off ya bong shop and picking up some goth emo bitches on the verge of suicied. laughter is the best way to bond and keep the jokes semi clean to dont go telling her stories about your footy teams circle jerks and shit thats not on.

one of my extra tips is always dress clean and smell good. smelling good is more important spend ya doll money on a good calone dont think that girls will dig the lynx, or the brute shit most bogans use, have clean teeth and clean clothes.

anything else??Thanks Yards that is brilliant:thumbsu:

Oh no I'll get back to you after a few attempts...and you can help me recalibrate.

[Karl Hungus]

Yards, you gotta get the rukus crew into one of these:


http://images-2.drive.com.au/2010/04/12/1309868/Rukus_420-420x0.jpg


http://www.carsguide.com.au/images/uploads/rukus3_wide.jpg

http://www.toyota.com.au/rukus

[Maverick]

Strong deja vu (891)

Lol @ that bottom one.

[Kingy]

Between Yards and b4l, we're going to be swooning so many glams.

[Nedray]

Yards, you gotta get the rukus crew into one of these:


http://images-2.drive.com.au/2010/04/12/1309868/Rukus_420-420x0.jpg


http://www.carsguide.com.au/images/uploads/rukus3_wide.jpg

http://www.toyota.com.au/rukus


I do have one of those

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4310/cimg5088.jpg

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

You lie.

You couldn't possibly fit into that you fat fuck!!

Fuck, your head wouldn't even fit in there!

[Maverick]

Yardz, you should invest in some ankles bro.

[Nedray]

Yardz, you should invest in some ankles bro.

I do just a weird angle for the photo

[Mike Oxlong]

I do have one of those

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4310/cimg5088.jpg

careful you don't run over your footy!!!!!

[Kingy]

I have to say, well played Yardz; prompt photo of you with your Rukus is impressive.

I know natural peak and all that shit, but careful you don't slack off too much.

[Maverick]

I do just a weird angle for the photo
You should do some seated/standing calf raises bro. Whether it be with a barbell or dumbbells is up to you.

Your lack of calf definition offends me.

[Hugh Jorgen]

I have to say, well played Yardz; prompt photo of you with your Rukus is impressive.

I know natural peak and all that shit, but careful you don't slack off too much.

I think that shot must have been taken either before or after Yardz peaked naturally.

If that is him at his natural peak then gold help him.

[Rondo]

Yards I'm callin you out. You deliberately copped a ban because Geelong once beat your mob of flogs on Saturday.

[Kingy]

I think that shot must have been taken either before or after Yardz peaked naturally.

If that is him at his natural peak then gold help him.

I'm guessing after brah - so I says don't slack off too much.

Or gold help us all!

[bigpapagman]

I do have one of those

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4310/cimg5088.jpg



How long have you had it?

[Nedray]

Yards I'm callin you out. You deliberately copped a ban because Geelong once beat your mob of flogs on Saturday.


Nah true story I didnt

It was a fucking stupid mistake

BnG was just talking about blue vaginas and I tohught blue waffle would go perfectly but mofra didnt like it

Im hell cut 1 month without BF im going to die maybe ill just make and alias for the mean time.

[Mike Oxlong]

Nah true story I didnt

It was a fucking stupid mistake

BnG was just talking about blue vaginas and I tohught blue waffle would go perfectly but mofra didnt like it

Im hell cut 1 month without BF im going to die maybe ill just make and alias for the mean time.

hehehehehehe :D

[FarQue]

Im hell cut 1 month without BF im going to die maybe ill just make and alias for the mean time.Yards you want my BF account bro? I have built up far too much credibility and status over there for my liking. Reckon you could fix that situation in a few weeks, nay 2 threads, tops.

[mudkipz (ded)]

lol @ him posting all that advice about bitches, smelling nice, being clean and not looking like a bogan, then posts a pic of himself looking like a fat ugly cunt in shorts and no shoes, fucking lulza

[Nedray]

lol @ him posting all that advice about bitches, smelling nice, being clean and not looking like a bogan, then posts a pic of himself looking like a fat ugly cunt in shorts and no shoes, fucking lulza
sorry if I just came back from the beach kicking the footy that night you tool

I obviously wasnt tuning or trying to look nice at the beach at night while having a kick with some mates

fuck I think you could be on par with me on how ******** you are.

[Nedray]

Yards you want my BF account bro? I have built up far too much credibility and status over there for my liking. Reckon you could fix that situation in a few weeks, nay 2 threads, tops.

whats your user??

dude it will take me a day to get you to super flog status..:thumbsu:

[mudkipz (ded)]

fuck I think you could be on par with me on how ******** you are.

wut?

[Kingy]

wut?

Credit where it's due, Yardz laid down the ruckas there; strong comment.

[mudkipz (ded)]

Credit where it's due, Yardz laid down the ruckas there; strong comment.

is that what a jewish compliment is?

im not sure if i should be offended or be proud that i have peaked naturally

[Nedray]

is that what a jewish compliment is?

im not sure if i should be offended or be proud that i have peaked naturally


You should be fucking offended that you perants havent killed you yet to put you out of your misery of being a fucking window licker fuck head

now fuck off back to the toads ass you came out of

[Hugh Jorgen]

whats your user??

dude it will take me a day to get you to super flog status..:thumbsu:

Could start a business Yardz offering your flog services to people online.

A bit like Pimp My Ride. Something like Flog My Account, where you take over someone's account and turn them into instant flogs.

[Cousin_Corin]

Isn't the first criteria of swooning glams not being a faggot. :thumbsu:

/ben

[mudkipz (ded)]

You should be fucking offended that you perants havent killed you yet to put you out of your misery of being a fucking window licker fuck head

now fuck off back to the toads ass you came out of

you really stating i was borned from a toads ass with that face brah?

[Nedray]

Could start a business Yardz offering your flog services to people online.

A bit like Pimp My Ride. Something like Flog My Account, where you take over someone's account and turn them into instant flogs.


hmm could be lol worthy

[Cousin_Corin]

hmm could be lol worthy

how much money would you require to suck another mans scrotum?

[Nedray]

how much money would you require to suck another mans scrotum?


realisticly 10 grand

what i would say if someone in rl asked me ...... 1 million

[Kingy]

That's to suck balls, but not shaft, right Yardz?

Also, brah, you know you can post on shit in the main board, right?

[HughDunit]

Also, brah, you know you can post on shit in the main board, right?

yeah theres a lack of yarden over at the main board..we need some rukus..come on over yards.

[Syd]

Also, brah, you know you can post on shit in the main board, right?

That worked out well! :thumbsu:

[thegrach]

You should be fucking offended that you perants havent killed you yet to put you out of your misery of being a fucking window licker fuck head

now fuck off back to the toads ass you came out of

Wow, just.....wow.

[Tommy Lasorda]

Wow, just.....wow.

Such a special* little character is our Tardengravy :thumbsu:




*the helmet-wearing kind of special

[Tommy Lasorda]

With or without the hemet, that little kiddy is behind the 8 ball with that Engerland shirt on from the get-go...

[T-Bone]

With or without the hemet, that little kiddy is behind the 8 ball with that Engerland shirt on from the get-go...


Poor little bugger. No hoper from the start.

[Hugh Jorgen]

I heard he's been appointed the new England football coach.

[Fapio]

And goalie.

[T-Bone]

And goalie.


I thought it was Rory Sloane.:eek: .

[Hugh Jorgen]

Probably should post this Vale Yardz video here for posterity.

aJTsBn43Lek

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

I couldn't find the thread.

Strong search fail bushie.:o

[Hugh Jorgen]

It's probably better off here as it will get lost in that footy thread.

Having said that hardly anyone ever looks on this board so it will probably get overlooked either way.

[Charles Darwin]

http://blogten.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/privatepyle.jpg

[Geelong_Sicko]

^^ Tard on lavvy?

[Hugh Jorgen]

That Yardz with his ruckus face on?

[thegrach]

He's been quiet this week. Either taking the loss badly or has been into Travis Tuck's stash on Mad Monday.

[Tommy Lasorda]

He's been quiet this week. Either taking the loss badly or has been into Travis Tuck's stash on Mad Monday.

Surely Buddy would have quietly emptied Trav's locker of any surplus goods


inb4injunction

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

Yardz is ded.

[Mike Oxlong]

^^ Tard on lavvy?

totally lost it :D :D :D :D

[thegrach]

Yardz is ded.
http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac201/Maltuz/notsureifsrs.jpg

[Tommy Lasorda]

Maybe the force of Yardz finally toppling to Earth is what triggered the earthquake in Un Zud

[thegrach]

And his chins hitting the ground are causing the aftershocks!

[Tommy Lasorda]

http://i48.tinypic.com/29crozs.gif

[I Love The West Coast Eagles!]

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac201/Maltuz/notsureifsrs.jpg


In a BF sense.

Fear4011 got pwned by Freo last weekend and had his account cancelled.

But yeah, he'll be back.

[thegrach]

You know, he and Campbell Brown share an uncanny resemblance....

[Hugh Jorgen]

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac201/Maltuz/notsureifsrs.jpg

Yardz career as a Bay 13 flog is ded.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=752174&highlight=Fear0411

Well until he starts another shitty alias in a few weeks.

[Kingy]

Probably should post this Vale Yardz video here for posterity.

aJTsBn43Lek

That's quality.

Yardz you fat, ruckus bringing jew, it's been good... See ya when your next alias is set up.. Until then, you'll always have TLC

lulz

[MacedonianMarvel]

Who do you think would win a fight between Yardz and Madeline McCann?

[dr lucien sanchez]

Who do you think would win a fight between Yardz and Madeline McCann?

DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER THAT WAY

[MacedonianMarvel]

DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER THAT WAY

Yardz registered here, I can talk about him however I like.

inb4photobucket.

[dr lucien sanchez]

http://eshop.maya.cz/images/zvejka_300x300.png

[MacedonianMarvel]

Do I really want to eat that?

[dr lucien sanchez]

tastes like coconut

[Kingy]

Where is this shining mass of humanity lately?

[thegrach]

Been very quiet of late, have a feeling he is building up to some kind of christmas explosion of ruckasing (sp?)

Either that or he an heroed. Vale you fat jew.:(

[Ant_]

One of the shortlived yarden tanties on the main board of BF today

why the **** is bigfooty such a shit website and all the mods treat it like a ****ing church??

you can all get ****ed your all pieces of self-important shit

go suck your mums dicks ******s

yarden out!! peace dick lips

[Hugh Jorgen]

Yardz has been on a short fuse lately, sounds like the pressure of leading the ruckas crew is starting to get to him.

[thegrach]

Dick lips? What the fuck is all that about?

KqL1dqIyYwc

[T-Bone]

Dick lips? What the fuck is all that about?

KqL1dqIyYwc


Reps Grach.:D .

[Tripwire]

BUMP:bogan:

[HouseHusband]

Fuck whats his real name? I have a feeling he is going to be at a poker game with me tomorrrow

[Whacker]

Yarden lavy :bogan:

[Mancey]

Lard N. Gravy

[Picko99]

Tardin Davy

[Swamp]

Shard and babies:bogan:

[Burt]

Hardon lady

[Mancey]

Farts n Rabies

[jimmy35]

Baby gravy.

[Mofra]

Trevor

[Whacker]

Tardin Benny

[Ljp86]

Carbon levy.

[Draconian]

Barfin' plenty

[Karl Hungus]

Hardon gravy

[crackers57]

Brent Harvey

[Banana Republican]

Ruckus Tuckus

[Two Dogs Fucking]

Rat Scabies.

[SonOfReep]

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