yardenlavy

[thegrach]

I don't know whether he posts on here on not, but the guy is clearly some kind of football genius who thinks on a higher level than you average brain surgeon. We should get him over here ASAP. Syd, make it happen.

I don't know if anyone here follows the news and watches all the afl shows but since about February it seems like everyone has forgotten who are the premiers?

And it only got worse this week all im hearing is how oh so good geelong bulldogs and st kilda are.

and that they could all challenge for the cup this year... now i do agree with this statement but

WHAT ABOUT THE HAWKS??

does everyone bloody think we can not contest for the flag or something??

all the press on hawks is

underdone........hangover...........injuries..........Buddy going to gold coast..........BLAH BLAH F**KING BLAH

i was especially disgusted this week when most of the media were saying Sydney could win easily and hawks would need to step up:confused:

no offense to Sydney but i think their time is over and hawks are a few classes above them.

this post may come across cocky or wingey but Im just asking for a bit of recignition from the media and show some respect

but then again i do barrack for the most media hated team dont I?

[Maverick]

I asked him where he was, and he said TLC wouldn't let him on.

He reckons they said he was a spammer :confused:






-Seems the swans are so much shitter than the Hawks after all...

[Kingy]

All he wanted was a little recignition :(

Meh - I told some other homo I know to sign up, and he was told the same thing; his email looked like a spammers or something?

[crackers57]

He doesn't seem "cocky or wingey" to me

[thegrach]

Knows how to dress too Crackers. A well rounded individual for mine. Not as well rounded as Afterworld, but we'll give hime some time.

[The Muddy Number Three]

http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq134/foursevensixone/n1255247218_269061_5158.jpg

it's in your hands photoshoppers...

[sunnyTEE]

benches HUNDREDS... have been on the end of his abuse.

quite frankly very scared of the man

[thegrach]

And why not sunnyTEE. If he doesn't manage to out-think you, he will beat you (very unlikely) with pure strength.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Personally I think the overseers of TLC have kept yardenlavy away from here for our own safety.

Lets face it, he would be pwning us all left, right and centre if he was allowed to be let loose here. Such is the intellectual power and rat cunning of the man.

[Ray Smoodiver]

I think yarden's brilliance is only underdone by his greatest weakness, his love for fashionable, expensive designer clothes. He would be too vulnerable over here

[Curtis Stone]

I think yarden's brilliance is only underdone by his greatest weakness, his love for fashionable, expensive designer clothes. He would be too vulnerable over here

Don't know about that.

Ben rolled with the punches for quite a while. Arseburgers was probably his best friend over here. He was a little taardy, bless him.

[Ray Smoodiver]

once my bigfooty banning ends today, i will do everything in my power to get yarden and keen nous for fashion over here

[Tripwire]

For those who want to really know him, his email is on his profile.

[Tripwire]

Well well well, I typed his email on Facebook, he has a very nice Display Picture.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v229/1730/25/s1255247218_6229.jpg

[Curtis Stone]

He looks like Morpheus, but white...and much more intimidating.

[Swamp]

Well well well, I typed his email on Facebook, he has a very nice Display Picture.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v229/1730/25/s1255247218_6229.jpg

hah hah aha hah

find moar pics

post

[Tripwire]

hah hah aha hah

find moar pics

post
Hoping he can accept my invitation...:)

[Curtis Stone]

Hoping he can accept my invitation...:)

Create a Facebook account with the name Giorgio Armani and you'll be granted entry without question. :thumbsu:

[Swamp]

Chuck us a link to his fb Tripwire.

[Tripwire]

Chuck us a link to his fb Tripwire.
You need an account to see his profile picture(It's friend lock)

But for his Myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/yardenlavy

His email:
yarden_the_nice_man@hotmail.com

[Ray Smoodiver]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=853114&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=564154080&id=702846986

ahahahaha

[Ray Smoodiver]

Fashionista piggy piggy piggy

[Swamp]

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Dave/comiccoolshades1.png (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1615/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)

[Swamp]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=853114&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=564154080&id=702846986

ahahahaha

LOLOLOLOL

what a fat ugly cuntload

how the hell did you find that?

[Ray Smoodiver]

Just went through his friends and looked at his family members who have public profiles

[yssup_MasTr]

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/m_64b15024a231ffa0775de4688cccd71a.jpg

[Ray Smoodiver]

Artsy fat cunt

[Tripwire]

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/m_64b15024a231ffa0775de4688cccd71a.jpg
ROFL

He's a Jew.

ily <3 Hitler

[Tripwire]

Anyone going to add Yarden's Myspace?

He's online now. :D

[sunnyTEE]

I saw he added an account on susans forum :)

[Ray Smoodiver]

I made a tribute thread for him on Bigfooty, but it was swiftly deleted by the powers that be.

I even pm'ed him but he hasn't replied yet

[Tripwire]

Can we just post pictures of him on his Bigfooty profile?

[Tripwire]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v237/157/104/702846986/n702846986_853114_2914.jpg

According to the Facebook Picture description, it's YardenLavy on the far left (The fat faggot)

[Tripwire]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=853114&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=564154080&id=702846986#/photo.php?pid=1806149&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=564154080&id=645372173

ahahahahahhahahaha

Find Yarden Lavy.

[Maverick]

Ahahahahaha.. is that fat cunt really him? Hahahahahaha.. holy fuck. What a great and funny way to start the morning..

[thegrach]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v237/157/104/702846986/n702846986_853114_2914.jpg

According to the Facebook Picture description, it's YardenLavy on the far left (The fat faggot)
If that is true he must be a huge hit with the ladies!

[Curtis Stone]

LOL Lardandgravy...

[gangsta deluxe]

Ahhhhhhh this guy is kinda fat, ugly.

He's one of those people that makes you feel better about yourself. I look at him and think, I'm overweight, and ugly but not THAT overweight and ugly.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Yardengravy doesn't look so tough without his Armani shades.

He looks like the offspring of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.

[Banana Republican]

I bet he has nice boobies (in a non homo way)

[Ray Smoodiver]

why is everyone so desperate for me to come

so you can all have a go at me?

Thats from the young man himself

[Maverick]

:eek: Like we'd treat him that way...

[Swamp]

Thats from the young man himself

Tell him, simply, 'Yes.'

[Kingy]

Yardengravy doesn't look so tough without his Armani shades.

He looks like the offspring of Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.

Kermit would be happy - it's gotta be easier being green than being Yarden.

[gangsta deluxe]

tell the prick to grow a pair and get over here.

Syd, make sure his username is kermit the piggy

[Ray Smoodiver]

***Update from piggy***

well that reply wasn't very smart now i know you guys just want to have a go at me
but ill try to join again

Quick Syd let him in, he's on his way

[Tripwire]

If he sees this thread, he'll know I am responsible for this.

[Karl Hungus]

If he sees this thread, he'll know I am responsible for this.
Responsible for what?

[Ant_]

If Picken had gave one to Yarden instead of Deledio....those guns would've got busy. He has something to do with the Hawks supposedly getting tough as well.

http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq134/foursevensixone/n1255247218_269061_5158.jpg

yep i know if it was me i would have done the same thing

and when the media is bashing you for a month you have to stand up and be noticed as not a team to mess with

that what hawks did when we were called pretty boys of the comp

now look at us

[Ant_]

http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq134/foursevensixone/n1255247218_269061_5158.jpg

when we were called pretty boys

now look at us

[Banana Republican]

whos the old guy with Yardy?

[Curtis Stone]

whos the old guy with Yardy?

Just some random. Appears to be squinting under the strain of that powerful handshake though.

[Hugh Jorgen]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs016.snc1/2974_1148554074774_1255247218_406087_8298716_n.jpg

HaHaHa, if it isn't Kermit and Dermot.

Bet you he was stoked to meet the great man (Dermot meeting Yarden that is).

[Swamp]

I wonder if he offered him any coke.

[Banana Republican]

I would be suprised if it wasnt cock









.infact Iam sure cock would have popped up durring that meeting

[LondonCalling]

The same one Kate Ceberano broke?

[Banana Republican]

I heard Jennifer Kyte:confused:

[Spanners Watson]

He's glorious

[LondonCalling]

I heard Jennifer Kyte:confused:

Potentially mixing that one up with the Johnny Diesel rumours?

[crackalackin']

Why is lardengravy shaking hands with Gordon Ramsey?

Perhaps sharing food tips?

[sunnyTEE]

getting amongst it with suzi ;)

http://www.aflfooty2009.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506

[Ant_]

nice work Sunny :p

[Kingy]

nice work Sunny :p

Was this Ant's last post before he succumb to the swine flu?

Ironic that it was in a thread about YardenLavy, but still quite sad :(

[Curtis Stone]

Yardenlavy had it too, but he just benched it off into oblivion.

[Curtis Stone]

Was this Ant's last post before he succumb to the swine flu?

I actually feel at risk being in the same forum as Ant at the moment. Is this normal? :confused:

[Ant_]

I actually feel at risk being in the same forum as Ant at the moment. Is this normal? :confused:

I'll let you know. :p

[Kingy]

I'll let you know. :p

OH MY GOODNESS, HE IS POSTING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!

[Curtis Stone]

OH MY GOODNESS, HE IS POSTING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!

It's like Ben all over again.

WTF!!!11!!11!!

:eek:

[Banana Republican]

is it safe to munt someone who died from Swine flu?

[Ant_]

Ben's dead? :eek:







:)

[Curtis Stone]

is it safe to munt someone who died from Swine flu?

From what I read, so long as the meat is well cooked, you can't catch it. :thumbsu:

[Mancey]

getting amongst it with suzi ;)

http://www.aflfooty2009.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506


yeah oneday I hope to lift at least 150 kgs.... wat are you maxing it at s2c?

Hahah. Good point...what does suzi bench press you reckon

[Banana Republican]

2 litres of coke and 6 jam sandwiches

[Kingy]

4 fried chickens and a coke.

[gangsta deluxe]

Who is Elwood to Yardenlavy's Jake?

[Mancey]

4 fried chickens and a coke.

Orange whip?

[Kingy]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/2406/orangewhip.jpg

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4026/orangewhip.png

[Tripwire]

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v229/1730/25/n1255247218_3611.jpg

[Spanners Watson]

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v229/1730/25/n1255247218_3611.jpg

Bahaha, what a man.

[Maverick]

Yaaaarden.

Whatever happened to this fat c*nt? Musta just been the flavour of the month :(

[Hugh Jorgen]

Yaaaarden.

Whatever happened to this fat c*nt? Musta just been the flavour of the month :(

I think he got banned from Bay 13.

He's still floating about on BF though, he recently graced us with his presence on the Saints board to impart some pearls of wisdom.

Quite an honour for us Saints fans to get a visit from the great man himself.

[_JC_]

Who is Elwood to Yardenlavy's Jake?

Scooter B?

[Kingy]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15091405&postcount=64

I posted this;

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15109125&postcount=107

Before I read his dummy spit.

Show your support and love for him here;

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=68864

[Tripwire]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15091405&postcount=64

I posted this;

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15109125&postcount=107

Before I read his dummy spit.

Show your support and love for him here;

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=68864
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v229/1730/25/s1255247218_8858.jpg

I love Facebook

[Tripwire]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=599788

[Ant_]

yarden is now goneski account was cancelled.

[Swamp]

Somewhere in the universe a retarded angle just lost its wings

[Ant_]

Unless that angel has reappeared under a nom de plume. :cool:

[Maverick]

Yardan has a new account doesn't he?

I'm pretty sure I've seen a Hawthorn tard posting the same way he does.

[Swamp]

Yeah, i think it was that 'Binxy'

[LondonCalling]

I wonder if he'll make another Battletoads game.

[Haddo]

Yardan has a new account doesn't he?

I'm pretty sure I've seen a Hawthorn tard posting the same way he does.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/member.php?u=82293

the great man lives

[thegrach]

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/soccer_goal_celebration.jpg

[Banana Republican]

[/URL]
I posted this;

[URL]http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15109125&postcount=107 (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15091405&postcount=64)


We have some real talent on our board
Suzi,Miner Boy,
I miss
I_love_Boys and Robber Barron:(

I_love_Boys, he was busy doing cables everytime he got upset<( he left before the recent success).
I think he may still goes to the games I spotted a Cool Hand Luke banner on the TV last week(he loved Paul Newman it was his favourite film so I am putting 2 and 2 together)

[Lokanate]

First ever visit to the afl footy 2009 site only to cop this

vBulletin Message You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never

[Banana Republican]

Go to the Vogue one;)

[Haddo]

First ever visit to the afl footy 2009 site only to cop this

vBulletin Message You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never

You must be disappointed, you didn't get told to fuck off ? :confused: Sooz must be slipping.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Yardenlavy's on fire in the Bay 13 limericks thread. Check out his latest contribution.

Originally Posted by Fear0411 http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/curves/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=15332389#post15332389)
Buddy was the king
until dawson went sting
he lost a tooth
premiers are on a noose
about to choke


Not sure he's quite got the hang of the rhyming bit.

Otherwise it's pretty hard to fault.

[Ron]

no doubt if you saw me in real life you would make a squeak. because you can degrade someone behind a keyboard, but the truth is your just a little squib who ignores his own problems and haves a go at people for theirs

He wrote this about Swampy.

To be fair i think he summed it up pretty well.

[thegrach]

"make a squeak"? What the fuck does that even mean?

[Maverick]

He left this on Andy's page

give up mate, do you think you and a your little tlc friends actually scare or intimidate me.

your nothing but soft little pussys who hide behind their keyboard's.

you guys have my photo if you want to do something find me.

Can't help but laugh at the fatty

[gangsta deluxe]

Ask him for his address in the guise of a fight.

Then we will egg/toilet paper/burning bag of shit his house!

[thegrach]

He is clearly as hard as a cats head. We had better leave him alone*











*homo

[Dr Andy]

He left this on Andy's page



Can't help but laugh at the fatty
i shall offer to fight him

[gangsta deluxe]

Lol Andy you'd end up giving him a mustache ride.

[Dr Andy]

hi gravy

i happily accept your challenge to a fite

what is your address please, or perhaps nominate your preferential time and location for our duel

unfortunately a photograph of your blubbery self on a bus wearing a shirt brand that went out of fashion in 1998 and a pair of glasses that make you look like a peanut is not very helpful in tracking you down (I already checked the bathrooms at Club 80 but you weren't there)
now i wait

[gangsta deluxe]

WTF...

Ok I clicked on a post made by lard and gravy...and I end up on Suzi's page. Something weird is happening here:confused:

[Swamp]

He wrote this about Swampy.

To be fair i think he summed it up pretty well.

Pfft, wrong. As I'd even make a squeak. Have you seen those guns?

[LondonCalling]

He tried posting a 4Chan img on my wall, and 404'd it, and then reported my LOL'ing at his expense to the moderators as an unprovoked attack.

Fucking toad.

[Maverick]

Yarden don't take no shit

yeah eagle fans are pretty good on the bay
EDIT: bar tcwaters that dip shit

I thought he and I we're friends :(

[Pol Pot]

Yarden don't take no shit



I thought he and I we're friends :(
My condolences tc.

[Maverick]

I don't know if he's taking the piss or what, but he left this on my page

mate if you sawmpy,bigandy and who ever else is in your little internet bully gang want to thorw down

me and my ruckas crew are waiting. Time,date,place and we will be there

I dont think you know who your messing with

I wish I lived in Victoria :(

[thegrach]

"ruckas crew"? Is this cunt developing some kind of new language using random words?

[Kingy]

"ruckas crew"? Is this cunt developing some kind of new language using random words?

He's got fucking Sandilands, Ryder, Hille, Cox, Fraser and the like in his crew?

Well, fuck that then.

[thegrach]

Is he getting crew mixed up with Supercoach team?

[gangsta deluxe]

Apparently the punk lives in QLD...

lol some fine comebacks here..



your ****ing so stupid

you wouldnt even know how to land a punch on me when you have 2 broken arms mate

[Hugh Jorgen]

I've managed to get my hands on a pic of Yarden's ruckas crew.


http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1247552271-802080-390x411-1247552241logos_nerd_rave.jpg

Pretty scary stuff, I'd be going into hiding if I were you Maverick.

[thegrach]

Bow tie shirt=awesome!

[Swamp]

Lol, Syd can you change my name to Sawmpy? That's way better then what it is now

[sunnyTEE]

he is in my bigfooty dream team league.

http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo75/sunnyTEE_man/yarden.jpg

his team features names like will young

[Dr Andy]

hahahahahahahahaha i posted this on gravy's wall

hi larden ok i'm sorry i dont want you to beat me up can we be friends


and he replied:

so you should be

and Im glad you have conceded because realisticly you couldnt stand a chance. I can usually beat up 4-5 guys at a time so if it was just you I would have to run from the police because it would be murder

so I hope theres no hard feeling and we can have a meaningfull friendship



meaningful relationship huh


i wonder if that involves spooning

[gangsta deluxe]

lol A pm convo we had.


try it mother ****er and if you get through me you will have my dad waiting for you

anyway this obviously is a whole big joke and you cant be serious so meh

I love how you act brutally tough on the internet

its funny:thumbsu::D

So do you pork chop, so don't lay your double standards on me.

Sad thing is that I am a psychopath and I will be in Queensland soon. I will rape your father, make no mistake.

OK.... mate what ever you reakon

go **** yourself you peice of shit

your all talk

and I would have to be a ****** to believe you I dont know who your trying to fool

[thegrach]

What kind of adult mentions thier dad when talking about fighting. My asburger sense is running off the chart at the moment.

[Pol Pot]

I think its fair to say the yarden is clearly your mate GD.

[Maverick]

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v237/157/104/702846986/n702846986_853114_2914.jpg


Quoted for lulz I'd forgotten we're here.

[gangsta deluxe]

I dont make friends with people who literally look like pigs Tex, lol.

[Pol Pot]

I dont make friends with people who literally look like pigs Tex, lol.
Maybe he's bushie's mate then?

[gangsta deluxe]

If by mate you mean thing that gets shot while spotlighting, then yes.

[thegrach]

If by mate you mean thing that gets shot while spotlighting, then yes.
Separated at birth?

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v237/157/104/702846986/n702846986_853114_2914.jpghttp://fistedaway.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pigsy.jpg

[Dr Andy]

GRAVEY YOU FAT TWONG THE ONLY THING I'M SCARED OF YOU DOING IS EATING MAH LIMBS

[BuzzKillington]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fKux43-_yfs/SCixcqyp-WI/AAAAAAAABJk/oWl9nC4ZZXs/s320/pig_snout_350.jpg

[Dr Andy]

the similarities are astounding buzz

[BuzzKillington]

the pig seems to have clearer skin than our friend gravy

[Pol Pot]

New one from tarden
thanks tex see I knew we could get past the confrontation stage and move on to bigger and better things

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=15367263#post15367263

[thegrach]

I think he is trying to seduce you.

[Pol Pot]

I think he is trying to seduce you.
I hope so-though, I may have to fight off carbs once he sees tarden is nearly as fat as erin.

[Maverick]

Found a more recent pic of Yarden.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/files/2008/04/cane-toad.jpg


I like what he's done with his hair.

[Dr Andy]

red-x fail you sexy whore

[Maverick]

Fuck. It was working before.. I shall fix

Wtf. Still fail :(

Anyway, if you cant see it, it's a picture of a cane toad.

[Hobby Farmer]

Try explaining all the shit in this thread to someone in the real world. They would roll ther eyes and walk away.

Un-fucken-believable:rolleyes:

[LondonCalling]

One of these things is not like the other.....even though they don't exactly look perfectly normal either...

[crackers57]

What kind of adult mentions thier dad when talking about fighting. My asburger sense is running off the chart at the moment.

Looking at that pic I think his dad might be Richard Clapton

[Karl Hungus]

Looking at that pic I think his dad might be Richard Clapton
I thought Claptons kid died?

[thegrach]

Showing his l33t hacksawing skills:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gTTkmD27evk&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gTTkmD27evk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Maverick]

Do you reckon he knows just how much he sucks?

[Whacker]

He is right up there with the Ben Carbonaros and Suzi Olsens as biggest mongs on the internet.

Look at his history: He used full name as his login.
He has posted his photo.
Fail after fail posts.
Trying to fight everyone.
Getting his dad involved in his arguments

[thegrach]

His dad is going to fuck you up for that Whacker.

[Dr Andy]

i'll fuck his dad

[gangsta deluxe]

Hey I've got dibs on him Andy.

[Dr Andy]

no u don't

SHOTGUN ANUS



ha

[Kingy]

He is right up there with the Ben Carbonaros and Suzi Olsens as biggest mongs on the internet.

Look at his history: He used full name as his login.
He has posted his photo.
Fail after fail posts.
Trying to fight everyone.
Getting his dad involved in his arguments

Wait.. Yarden Lavy is his actual name?

[Dr Andy]

Wait.. Yarden Lavy is his actual name?
wjut (http://www.facebook.com/YardDOGlavy?ref=search&sid=524731749.416361454..1)

[gangsta deluxe]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAA.

He looks like someone has just jammed a dick in his arse.

[Mancey]

Yarden? That's not a fuckin name

[thegrach]

I thought it was how you would be if you were touring yards.

Armani Sunglasses Wearer 1:"What would you like to do today dude?"
Armani Sunglasses Wearer 2:"I want to go yarden."

[Ant_]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15292947&postcount=112

[Dr Andy]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15292947&postcount=112
what the FUCK

[Ant_]

what the FUCK


no u don't

SHOTGUN ANUS



ha

You might get your chance now? ;)

[thegrach]

It's all starting to make sense.

[Dr Andy]

I wonder if gravy really is a pufe


that would be bliss

[thegrach]

Maybe his dad has shown him the way from an early age.

[Maverick]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15292947&postcount=112

Haha. That is so ghey.

Yet, I'm not surprised.

[thegrach]

And you're slightly aroused?

[Maverick]

More than slightly

[Pol Pot]

That is probably the most homosexual thing I have seen since fryingpan last posted. Fucking Faggot muncher-cheers for the heads up Ant.

[Ant_]

Look at his history: He used full name as his login.


Not his first account

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505871&page=3

[Pol Pot]

Not this first account

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505871&page=3
Interestingly, what is the record number of different accounts for one person?

[Ant_]

Interestingly, what is the record number of different accounts for one person?

That would be that motv8 sociopath

[RoosterLad]

Not his first account

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505871&page=3

Haha fuck I remember that. What a dumb cunt.

[Maverick]

The most recent Yarden failure

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=621042

[BYOB]

Fuck that cunt is so many levels of fail...

[Pol Pot]

Can someone who is not currently red carded on BF grab tarden's fail post in the Hawthorn board thread about Buddy's lawyer?

[Spongeworthy]

Can someone who is not currently red carded on BF grab tarden's fail post in the Hawthorn board thread about Buddy's lawyer?
This one?

Clearly I would best suit

I would mind boggle the MRP with my punctuation error's and style

and If they dont budge just simply pull out the gun's

[Pol Pot]

THat's the one. THose guns are scary shit.

[Suspense]

Not his first account

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505871&page=3
That is brilliant. :D

[Kingy]

Clearly I would best suit

I would mind boggle the MRP with my punctuation error's and style

and If they dont budge just simply pull out the gun's

I like it - you can clearly tell he doesn't play by the rules; if Yarden feels that apostrophes are underused in the correct manner, then by god, he'll use them indiscriminately; and you better fucking get on board.

[_JC_]

Some funny shit in here. My particular fave was "ruckas crew". Also plenty of gold on his profile page messages.

[Swamp]

The guy actually posted something extremely funny in this thread
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15494552

post 32

he gets a bit carried away at the end but

[Hugh Jorgen]

Yet another fail thread from the great man.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=625831

Hawthorn really are blessed to have the talents of both Yarden & Suzi at their disposal.

[Spanners Watson]

Scary talent

[BuzzKillington]

yarden being put in his place by vonn



i envy him

[Hugh Jorgen]

Looks like Yarden's thread has now been moved to the 'War on Failed Threads' thread.

The place where Yarden's threads all go to die.

[BYOB]

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/curves/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=15575237#post15575237)
Definition of a failed thread :

1) A thread started by yardenlavy
2) Any thread considered alright by yardenlavy.

Hope that helpshttp://www.bigfooty.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif

Damn right.

[sunnyTEE]

the bloke is growing on me

[Pol Pot]

the bloke is growing on me

Champagne work here from the great man.

I just usually tear my finger nails to shreads during the game and if its a loss just sit in my room for the rest of the night wondering what could have been

although might have shed a tear yesterday :o

Emotions run high during puberty. It's normal Yarden.

yeah I know tampon's are expensive:eek:

from http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=624945

[Dr Andy]

I think it's pertinent to remind everybody that yarden is, in 100% seriousness, a homo. he likes men.

[crackers57]

Alright boys im finally joined up to the limbo club

ask me anything

Hmmmmmmmmm You will need to prove you are who you say you are

[Dr Andy]

Alright boys im finally joined up to the limbo club

ask me anything
are you really a pufe

[Maverick]

Oooo.. Yarden's here.

May the lulz begin

[Hugh Jorgen]

Hmmmmmmmmm You will need to prove you are who you say you are

He needs to post a pic of his guns/ruckas crew to prove he is the real yarden.

There's a lot of yarden imitators out there, we can't be too careful.

[crackers57]

He needs to post a pic of his guns/ruckas crew to prove he is the real yarden.

There's a lot of yarden imitators out there, we can't be too careful.

.......and his dad, don't forget his dad

[Swamp]

Post n00dz of your mum

[Dr Andy]

WIZZ JIZZ

[LondonCalling]

ISSUE 1093
WED, 19 AUG 2009

MY FUNNIEST FUCK: THE FRENCH ERECTION

IT’S A proven scientific fact that chicks dig French blokes, so I decided to use this knowledge to help me pull a badly-needed root. After plonking a beret on my head and drawing a thin little moustache on my face, I headed down the local rubbity to try my luck.
It wasn’t until halfway through my second beer that I realised the flaw in my brilliant plan – I couldn’t speak a word of French. I was gunna pack it all in until I realised that the girls wouldn’t be able to speak French either, so they wouldn’t know what the fuck I was saying!
“Au revoir, croissant, Tour de France,” I whispered to a red-headed sheila with big tits, and she nearly buckled at the knees.
“Oh, I’ve always wanted to fuck a sexy Frenchman,” she giggled, then grabbed me by the dick and led me back to her place.
I fingered her twat as she wanked me off, but just as I was about to blow she stopped and begged me to talk French to her. I just shrugged my shoulders and said, “Eiffel Tower, baguette, Chris Benoit,” until I shot a load all over her lounge.
We had a bit of a break then I lay the sex-crazed stunna back on the bed, licked her fanny and rode her like a Melbourne Cup winner. All the time I was shouting out words like chardonnay and Gérard Depardieu, until I plastered her face with my rancid cock yoghurt.
The bird woke me up the next morning, saying she had someone she wanted me to meet – her brother who had just moved back to Australia after four years in Paris. I just looked at the prick, gave him a wink and said, “How’s it hangin’, ya fucken drongo?” and swaggered out the front door.
B.P., MELBOURNE, VIC

[Dr Andy]

reps :D

[Spanners Watson]

WIZZ JIZZ

Hey now

[LondonCalling]

MY WEIRDEST FUCK: FINGER-LICKIN’ GOOD

I’M A slightly larger women and I don’t pull many blokes at the pub, so I’m always trying to hook up with guys on the internet. Most of them are complete knobs – but then I met Kelvin.
He was a handsome Asian fella, and he told me straight up that he didn’t care if I was carrying a couple of extra kilos. He asked me out for dinner and the next night he picked me up in his Porsche.
I was so excited to be going out with a great fella like Kelvin, but I was shocked when he pulled into the KFC drive-through and ordered the biggest bucket of chicken on the menu. Then he drove off to a quiet corner of the car park, where he asked me to eat the chicken while he wanked himself off.
I thought the whole thing was bloody ridiculous but I was really, really hungry, so I tucked into the delicious chicken while Kelvin tugged at his doodle.
After I finished off the whole bucket, Kelvin told me to step outside, bend over the bonnet and prepare for the thrashing of my life. I had nothing better to do so I followed his instructions, but I nearly pissed myself when he followed me out of the car – he was wearing the chicken bucket on his head with two eyeholes cut out!
By this time we had a decent audience watching us, and I pretended to enjoy Kelvin’s “thrashing” even though his tiny todger didn’t touch the sides. He slapped away at me like a ******** badger for a minute or two, then spoofed on my arse, jumped back in his car and drove off without me.
Still, I got a free feed out of it, so I can’t really complain.
D.P., DUBBO, NSW

[BuzzKillington]

warracefenner = kelvin?

[Dr Andy]

holy fuck where are you getting these LC

[Dr Andy]

hovering in the shadows of a waterpark eh


fat fucken pedo

[Kingy]

nedray spelt the right way actually spells yarden boy's and here is an unseen pick for you guys to show your girlfriends or should I say wifes with armpit hair


Cheers for the spelling lesson mate - can you teach us a bit about grammar as well please, mainly why you decided to throw an apostrophe into 'boy's' ?

[Spanners Watson]

dat ass

[Cuntis Maximus]

Cheers for the spelling lesson mate - can you teach us a bit about grammar as well please, mainly why you decided to throw an apostrophe into 'boy's' ?

Cos he's too busy throwing his dick into them??

[crackers57]

nedray spelt the right way actually spells yarden boy's and here is an unseen pick for you guys to show your girlfriends or should I say wifes with armpit hair



Shit, that's fucking brilliant.

[Pol Pot]

This fucking close to calling the ruckas crew mate

we can trace every fucking ***** IP adrress in this thread

prepare to have a pile of shit and ash for a house after we c4 that shit
Are the ruckas crew by any chance a bunch of ex-soviet arm mad arse mutha-fuckers with connections to the RAF (Red Army Faction)? Coz you look like a leader of men.

[Dr Andy]

This fucking close to calling the ruckas crew mate

we can trace every fucking ***** IP adrress in this thread

prepare to have a pile of shit and ash for a house after we c4 that shit
fuck you you fat cocksucking piece of smeg

i look forward to your visit you fucking worthless cunt



if you're a dupe: fuck you for not being real

[Pol Pot]

nah just a bunch of ***** carrying trolley poles and knifes

we like to start fires to
Bricks have been shat.

[Dr Andy]

nah just a bunch of ***** carrying trolley poles and knifes
normal dildos up the ass no longer interesting huh?


pufe

[Cuntis Maximus]

nah just a bunch of ***** carrying trolley poles and knifes

we like to start fires to


No, no, no.

We like to start fires as well.

:thumbsu:

[Maverick]

Oh yes, oh yes, the lulz are begining.

Yarden, post pics of said ruckas crew, please.

[Dr Andy]

the story goes that I was looking for a username to not be to obvious that I am yarden so I just spelt my name backwards
and then what do you do you go and tell us it's you in your first post you fat fucken hobbygobble mong

[Cuntis Maximus]

my nigga:thumbsu:

http://www.mascotcoalition.org/education/movies/training_day_images/denzel_intro.jpg



Is not Yarden:(

[Banana Republican]

who are you?

[Cuntis Maximus]

Well I'm scared now.

[CATS]

I am yarden *****

someone add me on facebook and ill accept you for proof

and dont put your name as armani cause no I didnt fall for that shit
Gimme link and I will

[Dr Andy]

what a bunch of dick rubbing poo punching fags

[crackers57]

yeah pretty cool hey

the story goes that I was looking for a username to not be to obvious that I am yarden so I just spelt my name backwards

and what do you know fucking best name cover up ever

just let me know if you want a new username for yourself and Ill think one up:thumbsu:

Could you do that for me?

That'd be just swell but make sure it's not too hard to remember cos I must just forget it's me that's posting and I might end up flaming myself and threatening to get some imaginary krew around and burn my own house down.

That wouldn't be too good, would it?

[Cuntis Maximus]

So the fag with twigs for arms shat himself?

[Pol Pot]

fucking more of the crew at our toga party

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/73/l_7c0310a2e24b4a11af67d227f8c51d55.jpg

Look out fat boy is going to devour some sausage tonight!

[CATS]

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LOL Yarden!

[Cuntis Maximus]

bit of dirt I would say :thumbsu:


Or a bit of blood from your bleeding anus more like.

[Maverick]

Ha. Your friends are ugly as fuck.. Probably fight as good as they look

[Dr Andy]

fucking more of the crew at our toga party

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/73/l_7c0310a2e24b4a11af67d227f8c51d55.jpg
THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN


how come you're wearing a t-shirt under your toga


is it because you don't want the world to see your big flubbery titties

[CATS]

LOL Yarden!
Awaiting confirmation...

[Maverick]

who cares mate they get heaps of chicks so im sure they are doing ok:thumbsu:

plus its a bit rich for you to call other males ugly when your hiding behind a computer screen and to much of a pussy to post a legit picture of yourself
I have put my pic for TLC-ers to see in IRC.

I'm incredibly handsome :thumbsu:

[crackers57]

THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN


how come you're wearing a t-shirt under your toga


is it because you don't want the world to see your big flubbery titties

....and a freckly fucking ranga.

[Banana Republican]

Could you do that for me?

That'd be just swell but make sure it's not too hard to remember cos I must just forget it's me that's posting and I might end up flaming myself and threatening to get some imaginary krew around and burn my own house down.

That wouldn't be too good, would it?
Me 2 i am sick of this one

[Dr Andy]

....and a freckly fucking ranga.
those are acne i believe


gravy pls confirm?

[Maverick]

OM NOM NOM YAARDEEN HUNGRYYY

[Cuntis Maximus]

I'm even more scared now.

[Dr Andy]

hahah wow if you guys said that to those guys faces (if you even would you pussy *****) im sure you would be in intensive care
fuck you


bring them to brisbane then you worthless fuck

[Dr Andy]

proof of what


that you're a fat ugly troll

[crackers57]

who cares mate they get heaps of chicks so im sure they are doing ok:thumbsu:

plus its a bit rich for you to call other males ugly when your hiding behind a computer screen and to much of a pussy to post a legit picture of yourself

Fuck they can't be too fucking fussy....do they have teh AIDZ?

[Maverick]

there proof has benn made through CATS
Is English your second language?

[CATS]

there proof has benn made through CATS
You may have added me, but I still cant see your profile to verify anything!

:D

[Dr Andy]

where abouts in brissy faggot im going there tommorow
fuck you cunt you don't know what you're getting yourself into

[Maverick]

Yarden, go visit TheOldDarkNavys. He lives in Brissy and he said you're a pussy and he'd fuck your shit up.. I dare you to fight him.

[Pol Pot]

fuck you cunt you don't know what you're getting yourself into
Pics are demanded Dr.

[crackers57]

hahah wow if you guys said that to those guys faces (if you even would you pussy *****) im sure you would be in intensive care

The guy on the left must be able to fight so he can protect that fucking hooter.....he looks like a fucking aardvark

[Whacker]

What about pics of your dad?

[Pol Pot]

fuk that shit not posting pics of my family ****

and that dad shit was just a joke because you know when you were 5

how if you ever got into a fight all the kids would say they would get their dads
Fuck you're a weird cunt

[crackers57]

fuk that shit not posting pics of my family ****

and that dad shit was just a joke because you know when you were 5

how if you ever got into a fight all the kids would say they would get their dads

Do you want the ones I have of your mum?

[Dr Andy]

come on, where bitch
grassy section in the middle of airport drive east in Hendra

3pm tomorrow thursday 10th september

right here http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Hendra+-+Airport+Drive+(East),+brisbane&sll=-33.917153,151.342163&sspn=0.682634,1.231842&ie=UTF8&ll=-27.412245,153.078313&spn=0.000357,0.000601&t=h&z=21



i'm sick of you talking shit you little faggot

[Whacker]

Do you want the ones I have of your mum?
This one?

[crackers57]

grassy section in the middle of airport drive east in Hendra

3pm tomorrow thursday 10th september

right here http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Hendra+-+Airport+Drive+(East),+brisbane&sll=-33.917153,151.342163&sspn=0.682634,1.231842&ie=UTF8&ll=-27.412245,153.078313&spn=0.000357,0.000601&t=h&z=21 (http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Hendra+-+Airport+Drive+%28East%29,+brisbane&sll=-33.917153,151.342163&sspn=0.682634,1.231842&ie=UTF8&ll=-27.412245,153.078313&spn=0.000357,0.000601&t=h&z=21)



i'm sick of you talking shit you little faggot

....and you'd better be there because all of us that don't live in Qld will have Google earth turned on and will be watching

[Dr Andy]

sweet after i put you in intensive care ill go to the DFO and buy more armani t shirts faggot

so exicted shopping spree and putting a faggot in hsi grave all in the same day
hope to christ you have good reflexes because imma push you in front of a fucking bus as soon as I see you


worthless faggot bring your dad so i can kick his lilly white ass too

[Whacker]

Oh its on!!!

[Dr Andy]

my dads not white mate he has olive skin
WHAT THE FUCK EVER FAGGOT


bring your half cast dad like i give a fuck

[Dr Andy]

why in that patch of grass why dont we meet somewhere more accessable by foot
fine pull out chickenshit see if i care


be there or forever be branded a fucking softcock

[Dr Andy]

buuuukk bukk bukkkkk


BUKK BUKK