The quest to make Fred show a sense of humor

[gangsta deluxe]

You guys should try too(some of these were donated to me by SC). I've only got one response to any of these so far, but I've yet to see a sense a humor. I want to find one...surely, surely we can make Fred show us he has some sense of humor. I'm yet to use SC's final, I'll do it while posting this. However, I know Roger has a sense of humor. I asked what my pm was out of ten. He gave me a yellow out of ten.




Here is the most recent....Hopefully he responds.

Dear Fred

Whats cracking baby?

I was thinking we would get married and have kids.

I can get you pregnant right?

Love,

Gangsta Deluxe



This one is SC's
Top job on the mod selection. I think your choices really just confirm your greatness and position as Worlds Greatest Admin of Anything at Any Time in the Whole World Ever. You can proudly give that plaque on the wall you made for yourself a good polish, you've earnt it buddy.
All the new mods are terrific characters. Well, except for that one guy. Yeah, one of them is a bit of a jerk. A spud. I don't really like that bloke. Can you guess who it is I don't like? If you get it right, you can have a slice of salami. My mum went to the supi yesterday and there's a whole roll in the fridge. It's the good stuff, not just that cheap woolworths shit. My mum isnt cheap you know.

As is this one

Dear Fred,

Do you talk in your sleep? I dont. My dad does, but it's often not so much as talking as it is just moaning, softly sobbing and repeating the name 'Grenda', which was the nickname he had for his prison bitch when he was on the inside. Dad often talks about him over dinner, commenting that his pale skin and lucious red locks provided such a contrast to the cold, harsh realities of the joint, and that he liked nothing better then to head back to his cell after a long, hard day of shiving spicks and peel back the dried scabs on Grenda's pudgy body and watch the thin mixture of blood and puss ooze slowly into his hands.
He once noted that he would almost regret strangling that priest if it was not for Grenda. But anyway, I'm off topic.
Do you talk in your sleep? Its ok if you do. I once read somewhere that Hitler talked in his sleep. Not that I'm comparing you to Hitler, but I mean, you both are such strong, controlling, rugged men... with whispy hair and slender, long fingers... and deep, deep green eyes with cute little pupils like a baby that has been dropped down an abandoned copper mine for laughs.
I'd be ok with you holding me Fred.

Love,

Gangsta Deluxe





This last one actually got a response...

Dear Fred,

Do you like to be serenaded with beautiful love songs?

I believe you deserve it. So thoroughly in fact that I intend to create an all time great, just for you. You are a true inspiration. In the future all great musicians will hail you as muse that sparked a new generation of symphonic joy.

Will you give me your blessing, dear Fred, so that I may make the world a better place with lyrics describing your transcendent beauty and prowess? You are the purest individual to walk the earth, as never before has such a being filled with arete achieved your level of eudemonia. I must have your blessing to fulfill this, most noble of tasks. I know asking is foolish, when I already know about your true character, but out of respect for you, I must ask.

Love,

Gangsta Deluxe

I'll get an interpreter and get back to you.

[Dr Andy]

fred has a sense of humour


he let sooz out of her cage then red carded all of us for calling her a fat mongo cunt

come on, that's fucking hilarious

[gangsta deluxe]

fred has a sense of humour


he let sooz out of her cage then red carded all of us for calling her a fat mongo cunt

come on, that's fucking hilarious

He didnt want to let her out. I remember that well, we just nagged him enough. He doesnt have a sense of humor that I've seen. It was just unbridled cruelty that caused the banz, and a hatred for certain derogatory words.

[Dr Andy]

yeah but the net result was lolworthy

[gangsta deluxe]

A utilitarian are you Andy?

He didnt intend it as a joke, that is what counts.

[Dr Andy]

I don't care if a motherfucker means to be funny, as long as they're funny


i'm just here to giggle

[Syd]

i'm just here to giggle

Couldn't agree more.

[Dr Andy]

Couldn't agree more.
you too huh? it must suck having to be the srs bizness man

[Kingy]

Those PMs are pretty funny Gangsta, but what the fuck is the fixation with Fred on here?

[Swamp]

You edited my deep eyes analogy. It should have read like a nigger baby dropped down a copper mine. It loses all context otherwise.

[Syd]

you too huh? it must suck having to be the srs bizness man

Any suckiness in having to be Mr Srs Bzns, is offset by knowing we are free from the dracconian moderating on other sites.

In all honesty, it's not that bad anyways.
Most of you lot need little to no moderating to begin with.

[Dr Andy]

Any suckiness in having to be Mr Srs Bzns, is offset by knowing we are free from the dracconian moderating on other sites.

In all honesty, it's not that bad anyways.
Most of you lot need little to no moderating to begin with.
i see, that's good to hear syd


say, you're being very deep this morning. some may say deep like a nigger baby being fired down a mineshaft?

[Kingy]

Any suckiness in having to be Mr Srs Bzns, is offset by knowing we are free from the dracconian moderating on other sites.

In all honesty, it's not that bad anyways.
Most of you lot need little to no moderating to begin with.

You do a good job Syd, two enthusiastic thumbs up.

Treading the line between moderating properly (even with the pretty loose atmos here) and still being a good contributor would take some effort - I'm surprised a club footed Canadian can do it.

[gangsta deluxe]

You edited my deep eyes analogy. It should have read like a nigger baby dropped down a copper mine. It loses all context otherwise.

I know, I know.

But I had to do it - I am testing the limits here but I already knew that that crossed them.

Were it a coal mine that would not have been necessary.

[Syd]

say, you're being very deep this morning. some may say deep like a nigger baby being fired down a mineshaft?

I know.
It's most unlike me to be deep too.
I'm normally as shallow as they come. :confused:



....I'm surprised a club footed Canadian can do it.

Guess where my club foot is heading. ;)

[gangsta deluxe]

He he I remember that one could press SoR's buttons by abusing the liberal party.

Good times, good times.

[Syd]

Leave.....


.............the Liberal's....


.................................ALONE! :mad:

[gangsta deluxe]

Why?

Do you think they will get more support if I make fun of them Kevin?

[Swamp]

POST THERD LETTA

It was the funniest imo and i like attention

[Curtis Stone]

Leave.....


.............the Liberal's....


.................................ALONE! :mad:

You know for a guy caught up in the thick of things in Bangkok, Chirf must be happy with your dedication to modding this place despite what's going on around you.

Priorities I guess. :thumbsu:

[Admiral Afterworld]

humor

humor

humor

humor

Learn to spell, seppo :rolleyes:

[Syd]

Learn to spell, seppo :rolleyes:

Seems to me he got it right. :cool:

[Swamp]

Go for a run you fat cunt

[Curtis Stone]

Go for a run you fat cunt

Syd?

[Syd]

An ill-timed reply to an earlier post I'd suspect.

But still, not without some merit :(

[gangsta deluxe]

Learn to spell, seppo :rolleyes:

Oh no I used the American spell check without thinking. What will I do?!?!?!!

Learn to lose some weight you hopeless fat prick.

[gangsta deluxe]

I've just asked him straight up.

I doubt he will even respond to that.

[Travyo]

I just got banned from the GD board and carded, for this post

Fapfapfapfapfapfap
Fishnets FTW

You are fucking kidding right? What a fucking dickhead, the guy seriously has problems.

[johnnie walker]

avatar

[Travyo]

Anna Faris

[johnnie walker]

Hmmm thanks :thumbsu:


Disn't recognise her...

[gangsta deluxe]

POST THERD LETTA

It was the funniest imo and i like attention

There you go sunshine.


Dear Fred,

I'm having an argument with my brother. Ever since we got Foxtel installed (its great you know, cheap as, plus think of the money we save by not going out. Also, we are now all so horribly socially ******** from lack of human contact that our friends have all abandoned us, so we're not wasting cash on birthday presents or anyhting) we've been watching FOX8 during the day, which just happens to be both of our favourite channells, because it has both of our favourite shows on around Lunch.
The two of us are massive fans of Gossip Girl and According to Jim, which, if you ask me, was unlucky not to win John Candy the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his sublime performance last year.
But here's where our problem starts, fred.
The good men (I assume they are men, I mean really, its not like a woman could provide that level of quality entertainment. Unless you are entertained by cooking or ironing.) at FOX8 programing have put Gossip Girl on at 1pm EST, and then follow that up with According to Jim at 2.
Now this is all well and good for me, I'm happy to sit there in my brown trackies and bowl of dorritoes and cottage cheese and enjoy the offering, so short yet so satisfying in many ways, kind of like a brief sexual encounter with a midget in an aeroplane bathroom.
But it's my brother, Fred. See, as part of his comunity service after he put a toddler in hospital after an accidental hit and run while doped up on Mum's bowel medication, (it was mostly her fault anyway. What was she doing on that swing when there was obviously a car coming?) he coaches the local kids squash doubles teams down at the YMCA. A great place that, except for those old men that play hard to get by claiming that I am 'innapropriatley suggestive' and getting AVO's. (More like GAY-V-O's. LOL. Get it Fred?)
Anyway, this prevents him from being here when our show is on.
But there's a kicker in this, Fred. See, the good men at FOX 8 are such geniuses, such god amongst us blokes that they have TWO channels. One normal channel, and then another whole channel, with exactly the sam programing, except it runs two hours later! It's called FOX 8+2 Fred. Isnt that clever?
So when my brother comes home from his work at 3pm EST, tired, sweaty and smelling like seamen, he plonks himself right on the couch next to me and changers it to FOX 8+2 to see the start of Gossip Girl.
And I've had enough Fred. I have had enough. I am sick of watching these brilliant shows twice a day. I cannot handle such television excellence int that manner in such a short period of time, overloading my pleasure senses in such a profound way.
There's only so many times I can look at Dan Ackroyd's sculpted physique and marvel and his timing, poise and pronounciations.
Do you see Fred? Do you see my problem? What should I do? Should I move out? Talk to him quietly? Drown my brother in the batch andthen bury him in the backyard with Grandma and Mittens?
I need your help Fred. Desperatley. I will pay you back, I promise. Anything you want. You can even have two slices of salami.

Love,

Gangsta Deluxe

That may have been the straw that broke the Fred's back.

[Curtis Stone]

Fred won't read it. He just randomly banz people. That's his gig.

[Dr Andy]

i read it


was quite entertaining


congrats GD, for once your words didn't suck todger.

[gangsta deluxe]

i read it


was quite entertaining


congrats GD, for once your words didn't suck todger.

Lol mate.

SC wrote the most recent one. SC would just get banned if he sent it. So you can still think my words universally suck together.The only ones I've done were the first and last in the OP.

[YOTC]

He's 64 years old, leave him aone! :mad:

[thegrach]

And he only has one day till retirement?

[Dr Andy]

Lol mate.

SC wrote the most recent one. SC would just get banned if he sent it. So you can still think my words universally suck together.The only ones I've done were the first and last in the OP.
hahaha ok then


swampy you write beautifully

[BuzzKillington]

And he only has one day till retirement?
And then, all of a sudden, TRAGEDY BEFALLS HIM as he is gunned down by a local gang on his way to his last day of work.

Now, his rage-filled partner Detective Grach takes on a vendetta to find the cold-hearted monsters who did this to his partner and best friend. It just got personal.

Payback IV. Coming to a theatre near you.

[thegrach]

"I'm gettin too old for this shit"

[crackalackin']

...cue sax solo

[Swamp]

Every time GD gets credit for something I wrote I die a little inside

[Dr Andy]

Every time GD gets credit for something I wrote I die a little inside
HUNDREDS OF IMAGINARY REP FOR THE FOXTEL ONE :thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[gangsta deluxe]

Every time GD gets credit for something I wrote I die a little inside

It's happened more than once?

Even so, good work Swampy. You came through with the goods,

Like I said, your sense of humour is fundamentally different to mine, and I needed a wide range to try on Fred.:thumbsu: