Worst things you've done drunk or on drugs? [Archive]

Dry Rot

24th August 2006, 07:52

Given this:

You are not allowed to push the boundaries, i got a warning for calling Bombers a snapperhead in jest.

So no you can't post anything you like.

Perhaps it's best if this thread is deleted.

mocaholic

24th August 2006, 08:21

Given this:

Perhaps it's best if this thread is deleted.
Yeah, ya fuckin snapperhead.

[D'oh!!]

Magnum27

24th August 2006, 08:31

Yeah, ya fuckin snapperhead.

[D'oh!!]

Yeh maybe i should have said fuckin :D

PowerKat

24th August 2006, 08:33

Yeh maybe i should have said fuckin :D

not so bad if that's the worst thing you've done

hang on....

Roger the Cabin Boy

24th August 2006, 09:23

Given this:

Perhaps it's best if this thread is deleted.See the other thread - I was heading off a feud that threatened to mess up a few threads all at once (two stupid people following each other around sniping at everything) and everyone in range got a warning.

mr smooth

24th August 2006, 09:27

See the other thread - I was heading off a feud that threatened to mess up a few threads all at once (two stupid people following each other around sniping at everything) and everyone in range got a warning.
between a certain bomber and a certain rooster??

Roger the Cabin Boy

24th August 2006, 09:45

Let's just let the dust settle ok? Thanks.

crackers57

24th August 2006, 10:24

between a certain bomber and a certain rooster??

cock fight

Captain Sensible

24th August 2006, 12:04

cock fight

You've had a cock fight when you've been on drugs? Impressive.

jimmy35

24th August 2006, 12:18

You've had a cock fight when you've been on drugs? Impressive

Yeah knackers is a broad minded guy.

crackers57

24th August 2006, 12:35

You've had a cock fight when you've been on drugs? Impressive.

It gives me a far greater reach than using my fists......:D

Captain Sensible

24th August 2006, 15:28

It gives me a far greater reach than using my fists......:D

Short arms?

Borgsta

25th August 2006, 02:13

Not the worst but the stupidist thing Ive done whilst drugged up would be a close tie between playing golf and going to the zoo. Both were after a night out on the town so to speak and after dancing for about 7 hours I decided it'd be good to do something on "this beautiful Sunday morning". Fuck me, what a stupid thing to do. Golf was fucking awful and I got complained at by every man and his dog for being sooooo slow. The zoo just completely did my head in, especially the butterfly area. Being stuck in such a hot place and coming down are not a good mix.

nicky

26th August 2006, 02:11

Who hasn't been a Hunter S Thompson at least once in their life?

My best friend and i broke into her neighbours apartment and stole things from them. Then we went out to the balcony and her neighbours were smoking joints so we climbed onto their balcony and spent the day smoking joints with them.

Before anyone abuses me "yes i felt guilty". i didn't even realise what i had done until i saw all the stuff in the boot of my car...:eek: and i WAS on drugs.

i've rung people up before and crapped on not realising I'm not speaking to the person i think i am.

Oh, one night this guy was harassing me so i got a meter of toilet paper and stuck it in the back of his trousers so he looked like a sloppy toilet person. The funniest was watching him actually getting somewhere with this girl until she saw the toilet paper........ :o

nicky

26th August 2006, 23:36

There a certain pills you can take and they make everything seem like it's alive; ie. furniture.

I was in my room and a picture my friend painted for me fell behind my chest of drawers. When I tried to get it I thought the drawers were hiding it, so i asked the television to help me? nope the television was in on it, infact all the furniture in my room was. So i told my bedroom that if they didn't give me the picture back I would get someone to get if back for me. Nothing happened so i went downstairs and told my brother what had happened so he came up, moved the drawers and handed me the picture.... :o

My friend had taken the same pills and she was trying to sleep and she thought her clothers were up to mischeif. She would lay in her bed and quickly turn around hoping to catch them at it. Eventually she was so fed up she picked out the main "trouble making" clothes and put them in her lounge. Only then was she able to get to sleep.:D

Roger the Cabin Boy

26th August 2006, 23:46

I wake up with this sort of thing every night. Mrs Chief is sick of it I can tell you.

Funky's alias

26th August 2006, 23:49

A few times Ive fallen asleep with my dick in my hand.

A few times Ive fallen asleep with Fred's dick in my hand.

financialpanther

26th August 2006, 23:55

could be worse - you could have fallen asleep with it between your lips.

Funky's alias

26th August 2006, 23:59

could be worse - you could have fallen asleep with it between your lips.

No need to get personal, FP.

financialpanther

27th August 2006, 00:02

Don't make me flop it out for you Funky - i have taken many an eye out with this one.

Macca19

27th August 2006, 07:50

Not the worst but the stupidist thing Ive done whilst drugged up would be a close tie between playing golf

Ive played competition golf under the same circumstances. I lost 15-2.

AK-47

27th August 2006, 11:42

http://www.petertat2.com/edgexhnd.jpeg

emanuel

27th August 2006, 17:45

http://www.petertat2.com/edgexhnd.jpeg
You must be joking you straight edge little faggot

AK-47

27th August 2006, 18:02

You must be joking you straight edge little faggot
I drink slabs of VB at the drop of a coin, motherfucker.

emanuel

27th August 2006, 18:07

I drink slabs of VB at the drop of a coin, motherfucker.

EDGEBREAK!!

mr smooth

27th August 2006, 19:03

I drink slabs of VB at the drop of a coin, motherfucker.
thats nothing to be real proud of... :D

emanuel

27th August 2006, 21:04

Signed up to limboclub

Roger the Cabin Boy

27th August 2006, 22:19

... and posted 26 times.

This is going to turn into one of those long, convoluted explanations that ends with you in the hospital having a beer bottle removed from your arse, isn't it emanuel?

"I was drinking a beer in the shower, and put it down so I could shampoo my hair. The shampoo made the shower tiles all slippery and ... well you can see for yourself."

AK-47

27th August 2006, 22:36

Man, I love the Chief. He don't give a fuck, just bans ***** when he sees fit.

enspenol

27th August 2006, 22:37

Man, I love the Chief. He don't give a fuck, just bans ***** when he sees fit.
in my country we would say your stupid
i give you 2 weeks

Roger the Cabin Boy

27th August 2006, 22:40

Man, I love the Chief. He don't give a fuck, just bans ***** when he sees fit.You said *****.

Bombers 2003

28th August 2006, 09:45

A few times Ive fallen asleep with Fred's dick in my hand.
Why would any sane person want to fall asleep with Fred's dick in their hand?
OOOOOOOHHHHH wait a minute
I was thinking of a sane person

Lenny*

28th August 2006, 09:46

nicky

Bombers 2003

28th August 2006, 09:47

nicky
Beat me to it,did you?

Lenny*

28th August 2006, 09:48

Beat me to it,did you?
leave me alone

Funky's alias

28th August 2006, 09:49

Why would any sane person want to fall asleep with Fred's dick in their hand?
OOOOOOOHHHHH wait a minute
I was thinking of a sane person

Great retort Kenny.

Bombers 2003

28th August 2006, 09:53

Great retort Kenny.
My name IS NOT kenny.

Jazzy O

28th August 2006, 12:15

Bombers2003.

AK-47

28th August 2006, 13:36

You said *****.
No, I said *****.

BrunoMuscatelli

28th August 2006, 14:57

Once when Bruno take a panadol he go next door and sleeping in the shed. Bruno waking up very sore colo.

:D

AK-47

28th August 2006, 19:41

I must admit. I'm a fan of this Bruno gimmick.

Scratcher Gillespie

30th August 2006, 15:48

At a conference where we were inducting a new member into our companies 'hall of fame' (which I think is a complete load of wank), I abused the shit out of the new member and the company, in front of his wife and kids. Luckily I am self employed (within the company, franchise sort of system) so can't face any further reprisal than everyone here hating me.

Kenny 2003

30th August 2006, 15:55

Sing karoke at the St. Arnou beer hall.

Roger the Cabin Boy

30th August 2006, 18:15

I abused the shit out of the new member and the company, in front of his wife and kids.Did it make you feel big?

23rd December 2008, 22:15

Top thread, would read again. Had it all.

johnnie walker

23rd December 2008, 22:20

Jumped off balcony, into pool.

Got $50 bucks for it :thumbsu:

Banana Republican

23rd December 2008, 22:23

Cliff dived in Acapulco got cut up legs from the rocks and the bums rush from my girlfriend

Fapio

23rd December 2008, 22:24

Tried to go on a killing spree.

23rd December 2008, 22:24

Yeah, Fabio .. could you elaborate on just how bad this trip was?

gangsta deluxe

23rd December 2008, 22:26

Fuck there are a fair few....

Decided to take a slash in front of around 40k people at fed square during the Australia vs Italy world cup match(very small space in crowd, many were horrified, I was oblivious).

I sculled too much Johhnie.

Was absolutely blind...

Also there was a time when I vomited on my ex during an attempt(and a shit one) at sex while on pills and lots of booze. She was not happy.....:(

Fapio

23rd December 2008, 22:26

I thought I was Heath Ledger's Joker for a few days:eek:

johnnie walker

23rd December 2008, 22:27

Hey, I am not to blame here. :mad:

23rd December 2008, 22:27

You are not welcome in this thread

gangsta deluxe

23rd December 2008, 22:28

You have caused me and FG much public shame and embarrassment. Shame on you Johnnie Walker!!!

johnnie walker

23rd December 2008, 22:29

I'll leave now. :(

Optimax

23rd December 2008, 22:46

Cause if drinking to much of the above poster i rooted a mate girl friend last week.

well actually i dont particular like him, and well i dont regret rooting her, and id probably do it again this time id have a camera cause well that would make sense.

hmm possibly shouldnt be in this thread

Curtis Stone

23rd December 2008, 22:47

Posted my balls on teh internet...

johnnie walker

23rd December 2008, 22:49

Optimax

23rd December 2008, 22:51

No no, lookign forward to next time.

The NSFW section is always open :thumbsu:
lol she's called twice both times i was busy "working" at target (moving onto other prospects)

but yes i will have a camera next time johnnie, ill just have to make a next time

Ben Carbonaro

23rd December 2008, 23:08

Optimax

23rd December 2008, 23:08

Did you get arrested for urinating in public?
Thats juts a fine these days ben a big fine but a fine

Fapio

23rd December 2008, 23:09

Apparently I pissed on a cop car at schoolies, good times

Charles Darwin

23rd December 2008, 23:26

Bought a BigFooty subscription when I came home pissed. Although I've spent more money on useless shit on ebay under the influence.

Could be worse, could have been after the dollar fucked itself.

Ben Carbonaro

23rd December 2008, 23:26

I never went on schoolies, so no good times.

gangsta deluxe

23rd December 2008, 23:40

Did you get arrested for urinating in public?

No Ben.

My friends saved my arse.

I was very lucky, and grateful.

Ben Carbonaro

23rd December 2008, 23:43

Bought a BigFooty subscription when I came home pissed. Although I've spent more money on useless shit on ebay under the influence.

Could be worse, could have been after the dollar fucked itself.

Nothing wrong with that, Big Footy still has some good things on there. :thumbsu:

Ben Carbonaro

23rd December 2008, 23:43

No Ben.

My friends saved my arse.

I was very lucky, and grateful.

You have a good bunch of friends. :thumbsu:

dmc333

24th December 2008, 08:16

Stole a Frequency banner (yes that's banner) from inside a cinema.

http://www.jesusfreakhideout.com/movies/pics/frequency.jpg

And I've still never seen the flick. :cool: