Mark Webber had a podium finish [Archive]

Ray Smoodiver

20th April 2009, 17:28

The Muddy Number Three

20th April 2009, 17:28

I'm calling bullshit.

Travyo

20th April 2009, 17:34

No bullshit, is real, the even weirder thing is his team-mate finished first, meaning both cars actually didn't fail, like usual.

Guy Incognito

20th April 2009, 17:36

and the race was run during a monsoon and webber STILL managed to finish

Shiny McShine

20th April 2009, 17:37

And Melbourne won a game!

Crazy times.

Legend

20th April 2009, 17:38

But doesn't he have to finish to get on the podium?

Sif that fucking happened.

Ron

20th April 2009, 17:38

Jesus fucking christ, i wasn't going insane on IRC for no fucking reason, apart from the emergence of Eric Mackenzie.

Anyone who gave this brave Victorian battler shit in the past can suck a homeless blackmans cock

Cause he came second?

I guess that is the Vic way, never good enough to win, only good enough to come second.

pickman

20th April 2009, 17:46

Formula one died for me when Alex Yoong left the sport.

Malaysian sporting prowess at it's finest!

RoosterLad

20th April 2009, 18:04

I'm taking a day off tomorrow to celebrate.

Runk

20th April 2009, 18:10

Guy Incognito

20th April 2009, 18:12

Formula one died

My condolences

YOTC

20th April 2009, 18:31

I made $780 on Mark Webber at the Aussie Grand Prix this year as I had a bet with two mates that he'd not make the first lap. Sure enough out he went on the first corner. Good on you Mark you fucking crash machine. But don't keep it up ****.
Liar. He finished the fucking race. Hekki pushed Barrichello into Webber.

You know fuck all about f1. He's a car breaker, not a crasher.

Runk

20th April 2009, 18:42

Liar. He finished the fucking race. Hekki pushed Barrichello into Webber.

You know fuck all about f1. He's a car breaker, not a crasher.

Liar? I? No sir! You sir are in denial! I call Car Crasher!

YOTC

20th April 2009, 19:38

Liar? I? No sir! You sir are in denial! I call Car Crasher!
Just like SoR, you story isn't straight.

The Muddy Number Three

20th April 2009, 20:27

My condolences
your avatar is fap inducing...

Tristagi

20th April 2009, 21:27

next you know Brad Haddin will make a test ton...

pickman

20th April 2009, 22:01

next you know Brad Haddin will make a test ton...

And the Fremantle midfield will learn how to kick to a teammate!

yssup_MasTr

20th April 2009, 23:20

next you know Brad Haddin will make a test ton...

already happened n00b

rumblah

21st April 2009, 11:04

already happened n00b
PWNT.

Tristagi

21st April 2009, 13:19

already happened n00b
bullshit, next you'll tell me clinton grybas is dead!

Ray Smoodiver

21st April 2009, 13:55

bullshit, next you'll tell me clinton grybas is dead!

No Dick Pratt is

CATS

21st April 2009, 13:59

No Dick Pratt is
Well to be fair, he was a bit of a dick!

Bob.

21st April 2009, 14:51

next you know Brad Haddin will make a test ton...

Brad Haddin? More like Bad Haddin.

Kingy

21st April 2009, 14:53

Well to be fair, he was a bit of a dick!

Bit of a Pratt too.

Also, Brad Haddin, more like RAD Haddin, amirite?

rumblah

23rd April 2009, 10:10

Bit of a Pratt too.

Also, Brad Haddin, more like RAD Haddin, amirite?
No, so much fail Kingy.

You made my penis sad. :(

Shiny McShine

10th May 2009, 23:04

Fuck me, Webber's on the podium again!

Kingy

10th May 2009, 23:08

Fuck me, Webber's on the podium again!

All it really does it demonstrate that the cars are about 95% of the equation, and the drivers are a minor factor.

Penovic

10th May 2009, 23:14

Raikkonen =[

Travyo

10th May 2009, 23:17

Pretty true with the kingy comment, it's all about the cars in F1, hence why it's shit.

Jather Fack

11th May 2009, 08:18

They should have races where the drivers have to pedal the cars like those ones that you used to get when i was a kid before they started sticking electric motors in them like softcocks. That'd sort them out.

Legend

11th May 2009, 08:21

Can't believe he got past Vettell.

Spanners Watson

11th May 2009, 10:58

What a fucking champion

Penovic

11th May 2009, 18:54

Three things are certain in life, death, taxes and mark webber crashing.

Jack Frost

11th May 2009, 19:02

I wonder these puppies will finish

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/26/article-1062375-02CFE95800000578-71_468x641.jpg

Penovic

11th May 2009, 19:06

Is that a fucking wax statue?

CATS

11th May 2009, 19:07

Is that a fucking wax statue?

Check out the man hands/arms.

Thats hawt! :D

Legend

11th May 2009, 19:09

Three things are certain in life, death, taxes and mark webber crashing.

Webber doesnt crash, he just fucks cars up that bad they stop working.

BobsCousin

11th May 2009, 19:10

Holy fucking shit!!11!1!!111!!!!:eek:

you're a funny crunt arnt ya!

Olivier Penis

11th May 2009, 21:31

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/mustang-lounge/7167d1112847844-great-photo-mark-webber-f1-driver-mw.jpg

Is this my best contribution yet?

tribey

11th May 2009, 21:32

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/mustang-lounge/7167d1112847844-great-photo-mark-webber-f1-driver-mw.jpg

Is this my best contribution yet?

^Alain Prostitute?

I'll get me coat...

pickman

11th May 2009, 21:34

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/mustang-lounge/7167d1112847844-great-photo-mark-webber-f1-driver-mw.jpg

Is this my best contribution yet?

Yes it is.

CATS

11th May 2009, 21:39

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/mustang-lounge/7167d1112847844-great-photo-mark-webber-f1-driver-mw.jpg

Is this my best contribution yet?

Best.First.Post.Ever!

Welcome to TLC :thumbsu:

Oh shit...wat? Who the fuck are you and how do you have 105 posts?

Olivier Penis

11th May 2009, 21:44

I'm the world famous F1 driver, Olivier Panis.

I can't believe you've never heard of me. I've even got more wins than Australia's Mark Webber.

tribey

11th May 2009, 21:46

I'm the world famous F1 driver, Olivier Panis.

I can't believe you've never heard of me. I've even got more wins than Australia's Mark Webber.

you won in monaco the year that only five or so cars finished, non?

pickman

11th May 2009, 21:55

you won in monaco the year that only five or so cars finished, non?

a win's a win like a root's a root hey tribey

tribey

11th May 2009, 21:58

a win's a win like a root's a root hey tribey

fair point m8. chicanery reigns

Kingy

11th May 2009, 22:01

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/mustang-lounge/7167d1112847844-great-photo-mark-webber-f1-driver-mw.jpg

Is this my best contribution yet?

It is, but that's not really saying a lot.

Olivier Penis

11th May 2009, 22:12

It is, but that's not really saying a lot.
Awww....

Did I pull a heart string? :(

Travyo

11th May 2009, 22:16

Least Mark Webber past the ghey test

Olivier Penis

7th June 2009, 22:35

And another....:thumbsu:

Legend

7th June 2009, 23:05

Was lucky to get 2nd, RBR fucked up Vettel's strategy though. WTF were the thinking.

Mancey

7th June 2009, 23:08

Sad indictment on the quality of current F1 drivers

ps quality tits there

dmc333

8th June 2009, 06:12

Ha that's brilliant.

No wonder Webber was having a look, he's in a Mark Waugh relationship.

Swamp

8th June 2009, 12:40

Not a bad effort for a bloke everyone writes off to be shit to be second in the drivers championship.

Legend

8th June 2009, 12:48

The only people that write him off as shit are people who have NFI about F1 and just see the news.

dmc333

8th June 2009, 13:06

It's amazing what you can do when you're not driving an unreliable piece of shit.

I'm sure Button will vouch for that too.

Legend

8th June 2009, 13:09

The Red Bulls have still had their fair share of car problems luckly for them so far they have all come during the practice sessions (touch wood).

Button is starting to bore me. Either starts at the front or gets there very quickly and then never looks like losing it. Snore fest.

pepe

8th June 2009, 13:18

Legend

8th June 2009, 13:30

Your gay.

pepe

8th June 2009, 13:35

Don't tell the wife she may get jealous,

watching grass grow = F1

Lach72

8th June 2009, 21:48

Don't tell the wife she may get jealous,

watching grass grow = F1

Harsh on grass.

They need to combine it with NFL.

Either try and squeeze those fat 'athletes' into a car or just send Webber through a couple of 'offensive tackles'...what a fucked sport...come off every five seconds for a fucking burger and a pint of gatorade just in case you've lost a kilo of lard in the 2 minutes you were on the field between the Miller ads...

jimmy35

8th June 2009, 21:54

Must resist ... must resist ...

Lach72

8th June 2009, 21:55

Must resist ... must resist ...

...and Travis Cloke...fucking useless spadger...

jimmy35

8th June 2009, 22:00

Heave ho

Olivier Penis

21st June 2009, 22:38

BUMP. :thumbsu:

Travyo

21st June 2009, 22:55

Lol I have no idea what kimi was doing, maybe drinking some vodka I dont know

Legend

22nd June 2009, 17:44

Both the Red Bulls were absolutley on fire. Even in practice which I don't usually pay much attention to you could tell they were going to kill. Didn't even seen to be running them that hard and were killing them all.

Rubens did well to get 2nd of the grid, but it was never going to last. Those cars were so much better than anybody else it wasn't even funny.

Bob.

22nd June 2009, 19:14

Webber and Tambling are very a like, both starting to come good.

Penovic

22nd June 2009, 19:15

Lol I have no idea what kimi was doing, maybe drinking some vodka I dont know

Kimi <3

likka

22nd June 2009, 20:41

Lol I have no idea what kimi was doing, maybe drinking some vodka I dont know

Nah, he must have been having a shit...

4HHUkHbgAtM

Kingy

23rd June 2009, 08:55

F1 is fucked anyways.

Pretty funny.

thegrach

23rd June 2009, 09:17

Yeah, it will be interesting to see what the result is of this break away group. I think it might just be a way to force Ecclestone to drop the "Salary Cap" he wants to bring in.

bigburger

12th July 2009, 22:44

OMFG he just fucking won!!!!!

World is going to explode in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

yssup_MasTr

12th July 2009, 23:00

"YOU ****ING BEAUTY"

Travyo

13th July 2009, 09:23

This thread is the reason why he won.

Syd

13th July 2009, 09:29

If Webber can win an F1 race, then maybe the Pom's can win the Ashes series!!! :eek:

thegrach

13th July 2009, 09:31

I see your fellow French-Canadian, Jacques Villeneuve is looking to get back into F1 Syd. Does he have your backing?

Syd

13th July 2009, 09:35

I see your fellow French-Canadian, Jacques Villeneuve is looking to get back into F1 Syd. Does he have your backing?

If Gilles Villeneuve comes back I'll be more impressed. :thumbsu:

Mark does seem to be enjoying the post race celebrations a bit too much!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/bilbo_aussie/0671697900.jpg

Red Bukkake Racing??

thegrach

13th July 2009, 09:37

He might tow his corpse around in the boot. I'm sure Jacques and Danni Minogue munted him at some stage.

peternorth

13th July 2009, 12:46

now media are suddenly bestest mates with webber.

dmc333

14th July 2009, 07:51

now media are suddenly bestest mates with webber.

Don't you love that. The Wilson's were blathering on about him this morning.

Fuck, what a cunt of a family.

peternorth

14th July 2009, 10:37

Don't you love that. The Wilson's were blathering on about him this morning.

Fuck, what a cunt of a family.

who are teh wilsons?

hong_kong_bond

14th July 2009, 11:06

who are teh wilsons?
Caro and her overgrown brother, Big Jim

dmc333

15th July 2009, 09:10

Caro and her overgrown brother, Big Jim

Even worse.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/05/26/wilson_wideweb__430x303.jpg

Total cunter.