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dmc333
21st April 2009, 06:51
ATHLETICS queen Jana Rawlinson's life is in turmoil after the reigning world champion split from her husband and moved back in with her parents.

Rawlinson is living with her parents in Sydney while husband and coach Chris has stayed at the couple's Canberra home.

Their two-year-old son Cornelis is with his father.

The couple is planning to sell their family home, which is located near the Australian Institute of Sport, where Rawlinson trains.

The marital crisis comes as Rawlinson's hopes of defending her 400m hurdles world title ebb away because of injury.

Despite the break-up, the two-time world champion has also been talking to friends of her desire to have a second baby - possibly in lieu of competing this year.

The couple met in the Athletes Village at the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens, where she reached the 400m hurdles final just weeks after knee surgery in London.

As the Commonwealth champion and world No.5 before Athens, Chris Rawlinson was Britain's top hope in the men's 400m hurdles.

Both were disappointed with their Olympic results but fell in to each other's arms in a fairytale romance.

They moved back to Australia and married in March 2006 following her successful defence of the Commonwealth title in Melbourne under Chris's coaching.

On December 14 that same year she gave birth to Cornelis, having gone for a 20 minute run that morning as she planned the successful defence of her world title in Osaka, Japan, eight months later.

But, perhaps as a consequence of her non-stop training, Rawlinson suffered various foot injuries which, despite toe surgery late in 2007, forced her out of last year's Olympics.

She is now looking for a new hurdles coach in Sydney.

The world athletics championships will be held in Berlin on August 15, and Rawlinson has suggested to friends she may scrap her season, give her injuries time to hopefully fully heal - and provide little Cornelis with a sibling.

A remarkably driven and talented athlete, Rawlinson planned her first pregnancy straight after winning her second Commonwealth Games hurdles crown in Melbourne in 2006.

But she still managed to come back in time to win her second world title in Osaka in August 2007.

However, the toe surgery she needed to have never fully resolved her problems which have involved the calf muscle, tendons and joints of the same foot.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,25362595-5013560,00.html

She wants another kid, who's up for it?

There's a pretty good Today Tonight story on this one - Single mums on AIS benefits.

Banana Republican
21st April 2009, 06:58
I would prefer to smack her in the mouth

peternorth
21st April 2009, 07:41
feel for her, feel for anyone who goes through a marriage breakdown or sorts.

anyway, does she have a direct phone connection to the media outlets or something? everytime she does anything its in the papers!!

dmc333
21st April 2009, 07:52
feel for her, feel for anyone who goes through a marriage breakdown or sorts.

anyway, does she have a direct phone connection to the media outlets or something? everytime she does anything its in the papers!!

No direct quotes. Some one from the AIS has probably made the call.


I agree with you to a point, but having the big mouth she does, she actually admitted they were like a powder keg together. In those circumstances only a plonker would get married AND have a kid. Common sense suggests this was coming sooner or later.

jaxxon
21st April 2009, 09:28
Cornelis is a shit name for a kid. She shouldn't be allowed to have any more if she is going to call them things like that.

Curtis Stone
21st April 2009, 09:33
I have a mate who just called his daughter Storm.

jaxxon
21st April 2009, 09:34
I have a mate who just called his daughter Storm.

I'm sorry for Storm's lots. My condolences to the family.

dmc333
21st April 2009, 09:35
I have a mate who just called his daughter Storm.

Mate's cousin is called Storm, strangely she's in her 20's.

jaxxon
21st April 2009, 09:45
Mate's cousin is called Storm, strangely she's in her 20's.

Is she a stripper?

peternorth
21st April 2009, 09:52
4 yeses?

http://www.geocities.com/geetee/pix/02_4X4_1.jpg

peternorth
21st April 2009, 09:53
I have a mate who just called his daughter Storm.

I'm sorry for Storm's lots. My condolences to the family.

Mate's cousin is called Storm, strangely she's in her 20's.

Is she a stripper?

http://www.gladiatorszone.co.uk/_global/images/international/australia/female/image-storm.jpg

jimmy35
21st April 2009, 09:58
I'd fuck her .

And Pete , that's a yes , yes , yes and no for me .

thegrach
21st April 2009, 10:00
Not up for a bit of gin action Jimmy?

Curtis Stone
21st April 2009, 10:01
Stuff Jana, I'm looking forward to Roger's thread being created right now.

Hopefully an update on the coop. :thumbsu:

Curtis Stone
21st April 2009, 10:06
Stuff Jana, I'm looking forward to Roger's thread being created right now.

Hopefully an update on the coop. :thumbsu:

Maybe not.

Anyone have a key to the Mod lounge?

jimmy35
21st April 2009, 10:06
Not up for a bit of gin action Jimmy?


It's not the aboriginality grach , it's the fucking ugliness .

Curtis Stone
21st April 2009, 10:06
It's not the aboriginality grach , it's the fucking ugliness .

She's no Nova Perris-Kneebone.

Travyo
21st April 2009, 10:14
I have a mate who just called his daughter Storm.
A mates brothers name is Storm:confused:

Curtis Stone
21st April 2009, 10:15
A mates brothers name is Storm:confused:

I think Storm is probably a girls name if any.

Don't know.

dmc333
21st April 2009, 10:21
Is she a stripper?

Not sure, just looked on facebook, but can't access her page.

Looks hawt, but not stripperish.

Travyo
21st April 2009, 10:21
I just don't think it's a name.

Hugh Jorgen
21st April 2009, 10:23
I think Storm is probably a girls name if any.

Don't know.

I thought Storm was the name for a Rugby League team.

What's their other daughter called, Titans?

Curtis Stone
21st April 2009, 10:26
I just don't think it's a name.

Me either. I mean, it's already been taken. :confused:

I thought Storm was the name for a Rugby League team.

What's their other daughter called, Titans?

I would imagine if they have another kid it would be something equally as strage and look at me.

Travyo
21st April 2009, 10:29
The weird thing is, all my mates other brothers and sister have normal names, but they called one kid storm?

Hugh Jorgen
21st April 2009, 10:44
I imagine being called Storm would put a lot of pressure on you to be something wild & crazy, like a Gladiator, WWE Wrestler or a Porn Star.

It wouldn't be right being called Storm and then having a nerdy occupation like a Chartered Accountant or a Librarian.

peternorth
21st April 2009, 10:54
stormy daniels sez hey guyth

http://www.terrorhotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/stormy.jpg

rumblah
21st April 2009, 10:59
Cornelis is a shit name for a kid. She shouldn't be allowed to have any more if she is going to call them things like that.
Was going to post something similar. WTF were they thinking???

peternorth
21st April 2009, 11:01
Was going to post something similar. WTF were they thinking???

ill go back further. WTF WAS HE THINKING MARRYING HER?

rumblah
21st April 2009, 11:12
ill go back further. WTF WAS HE THINKING MARRYING IT?
EFA. ;):rolleyes:

thegrach
21st April 2009, 11:25
It's not the aboriginality grach , it's the fucking ugliness .
But imagine the conversations after sex Jimmy:

Cathy: "Um, er that was really good and stuff"
Jimmy: "Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch"
Cathy: "Er, um OK, er, then"

Mancey
21st April 2009, 13:18
Is she a stripper?

Or at least a gladiator

(shit been done)

Joel Cornelius is the exemption to your Cornelius rule Jax....last name tho, so reduced gayness

Curtis Stone
21st April 2009, 13:28
If I have a child, his name will be Quentin.

Mancey
21st April 2009, 13:32
Big shoes to fill.

He'll either be the best footballer that ever lived or a freaky little midget in a wheelchair

Admiral Afterworld
21st April 2009, 13:51
Bah Mancey stole my joke :(

natlovesthesak
21st April 2009, 13:59
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,25362595-5013560,00.html

She wants another kid, who's up for it?

There's a pretty good Today Tonight story on this one - Single mums on AIS benefits.

drama, drama, drama :rolleyes:

Curtis Stone
21st April 2009, 14:03
Bah Mancey stole my joke :(

I find it hard to imagine Mancey and yourself would be both thinking on the same wavelength.

Curtis Stone
21st April 2009, 14:04
Big shoes to fill.

He'll either be the best footballer that ever lived or a freaky little midget in a wheelchair

Not sure I like the sound of the Reep option. :(

Diverbelow
21st April 2009, 16:05
Or at least a gladiator

(shit been done)

Joel Cornelius is the exemption to your Cornelius rule Jax....last name tho, so reduced gayness

Nah Jeronimus Cornelisz


Now there is a name for ya. Just don't go digging holes on the Abrolhos

BuzzKillington
21st April 2009, 16:11
I think Soda's a nice name.

Or maybe Skeletor Motorbike

Mancey
21st April 2009, 16:38
I think Soda's a nice name.

Or maybe Skeletor Motorbike

Saw a kid in the local rag recently called "Blade". Seriously

jimmy35
21st April 2009, 16:46
Hilton ?

crackers57
21st April 2009, 16:55
It's not the aboriginality grach , it's the fucking ugliness .

I'm sure I've seen her recently picking up cheap stats playing across half back for the Dees

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/04/10/11s_separatedatbirth,0.jpg

Hugh Jorgen
21st April 2009, 17:38
Bah Mancey stole my joke :(

You mean he posted this picture? :confused:


http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/23/wendt24806_narrowweb__300x369,0.jpg

George Oscar Bluth
21st April 2009, 17:42
If I have a child, his name will be Quentin.
It is spelt Quinten and the big Q gets angry easily. You better watch your back or he will drop punt you 80 metres

thegrach
21st April 2009, 18:34
I'm sure I've seen her recently picking up cheap stats playing across half back for the Dees

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/04/10/11s_separatedatbirth,0.jpg
Sweet fuckin Jesus, that can't be right.

natlovesthesak
22nd April 2009, 10:21
apparently Jana and hubby are in re-conciliation talks. Only to break up again with bub #2 is born, she just wants a sperm doner.

Curtis Stone
22nd April 2009, 10:23
It is spelt Quinten and the big Q gets angry easily. You better watch your back or he will drop punt you 80 metres

I'm disgusted I got the spelling wrong. Unacceptable. I hope I haven't offended the big man. He seems like a true gentlemen.

thegrach
22nd April 2009, 10:45
Yeah, you better backpedal hoffy. The Q-train is coming to fuck your shit up. Tooowoooot.

rumblah
22nd April 2009, 11:33
I'm sure I've seen her recently picking up cheap stats playing across half back for the Dees

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/04/10/11s_separatedatbirth,0.jpg
Gawd that's freaky.

crackalackin'
22nd April 2009, 12:21
I'm sure I've seen her recently picking up cheap stats playing across half back for the Dees

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/04/10/11s_separatedatbirth,0.jpg

Not sure what you enlightened bretheren call it, but when myself or one of my mates tee off with a worm-burner that has a hang time of 0.2 seconds but keeps on a-rollin', we call it a 'Cathy Freeman'

Ugly as fuck, but it keeps on runnin'

Travyo
22nd April 2009, 12:36
Hahahaha nice

thegrach
22nd April 2009, 12:37
Not sure what you enlightened bretheren call it, but when myself or one of my mates tee off with a worm-burner that has a hang time of 0.2 seconds but keeps on a-rollin', we call it a 'Cathy Freeman'

Ugly as fuck, but it keeps on runnin'
Does it steal the TV from the clubhouse on the way through?

crackalackin'
22nd April 2009, 13:26
Does it steal the TV from the clubhouse on the way through?

Nah, it normally asks for a smoke on the 11th tee...

peternorth
22nd April 2009, 13:43
Nah, it normally asks for a smoke on the 11th tee...

and a beer?