natlovesthesak

[johnnie walker]

You are fiesty.

I bet youre cute.



Im johnnie, i think we should do something.

[CatCake]

Id shove my carrot up her pumpkin :thumbsu:

[natlovesthesak]

your too kind boyz ;)

[johnnie walker]

How are you today?

[Kingy]

I'm a fan.

Doesn't dominate in the quality of her insults, but fucking hell, she's in there having a go!

[thegrach]

I'm a fan.

Doesn't dominate in the quality of her insults, but fucking hell, she's in there having a go!
Something to work with Kingy? Maybe you could be her Terry Wallace and absolutely ruin her for years to come.

[Kingy]

Something to work with Kingy? Maybe you could be her Terry Wallace and absolutely ruin her for years to come.

Ruin her in what sense?

[SnoopDOdoubleG]

Ruin her in what sense?

Bock style ya herd. Dem bitches need ta be kept in line

[crackalackin']

Something to work with Kingy? Maybe you could be her Terry Wallace and absolutely ruin her for years to come.

Fuck that, a 5 year plan sounds too much like marriage...

[Travyo]

Bock style ya herd. Dem bitches need ta be kept in line
Holy shit, Nathan Bock has rep with Snoop:eek:

[Admiral Afterworld]

Pics?

[SnoopDOdoubleG]

Holy shit, Nathan Bock has rep with Snoop:eek:

Any mother fucker who be slappin a bitch to get dat hoe in line gets props from da big dawg

[Travyo]

Troll alert :p

Not you Snoop, I don't want to be on your bad side G

[natlovesthesak]

Pics?

don't think my skinny, non curvy, non bootylicious bod would turn your on.

[SnoopDOdoubleG]

Troll alert :p

Not you Snoop, I don't want to be on your bad side G

You a smart man G.. last nigger who done crossed ended six feet under wit 12 rounds in his chest ya dig

[natlovesthesak]

You a smart man G.. last nigger who done crossed ended six feet under wit 12 rounds in his chest ya dig

Guns should be the last source to resolve problems, they merely create further problems, doesn't Columbine mean anythig to you :mad:

[SnoopDOdoubleG]

Jesus christ nigger. Do you sit on yo' fat ass just pressin' refresh page, refresh page, refresh page all fuckin day?

I can't even finsh typin n you gotta get all up in my shit..

Mother fucker I swear to god I will lay you down and rip yo' spine through your asshole.

[Kingy]

don't think my skinny, non curvy, non bootylicious bod would turn your on.

How skinny are we talking?

Surely we should get to be the judge of what turns us on, and what doesn't?

And I love columbines, they are delicious.

[natlovesthesak]

Jesus christ nigger. Do you sit on yo' fat ass just pressin' refresh page, refresh page, refresh page all fuckin day?

I can't even finsh typin n you gotta get all up in my shit..

Mother fucker I swear to god I will lay you down and rip yo' spine through your asshole.

go do a typing course then black bean :rolleyes: to keep up, slow typing meenz you've caught the aidz

[natlovesthesak]

How skinny are we talking?

Surely we should get to be the judge of what turns us on, and what doesn't?

And I love columbines, they are delicious.

not curvy, wasn't blessed with that, but it could be my diet as well not making me an obese meat eating oaf :D

[Kingy]

not curvy, wasn't blessed with that, but it could be my diet as well not making me an obese meat eating oaf :D

Why are you so angry at Columbines as well?

They're like little toffees, and they come in purple and blue alfoil wrappers, what's not to love?

The not curvy isn't helpful - I tell you what, I'll make an executive decision on behalf of TLC, because I'm a nice guy, how about you post n00dz that aren't actual n00dz.

That way, everybody wins a little bit, but not completely.

[johnnie walker]

Seriously nat.


PM me pictures. :)


johnnie

xx

[natlovesthesak]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2289/1649042748_484ccdaf9f.jpg

We'll be the judge of that.

ummmm definately not, my bones can't be see and my titties don't sag :o

[Travyo]

Lulz eat some fuckin food, or get some fat off CA

[natlovesthesak]

Lulz eat some fuckin food, or get some fat off CA

I eat, just not shit food, and I don't believe in harvesting fat from anyone else nor surgical enhancements

[natlovesthesak]

Here I am, no glamour to say the least but not a fatty either, the dark guy is a lovely Kenyan guy I met when I was there...

http://i44.tinypic.com/wb3qef.jpg

[Kingy]

For real?

Did that black guy steal anything from you?

Is it true that once you go black, you never go back?

What's the tattoo of?

When can we have sex?

[Travyo]

Here I am, no glamour to say the least but not a fatty either, the dark guy is a lovely Kenyan guy I met when I was there...

http://i44.tinypic.com/wb3qef.jpg
I knew you said you were skinny, but black and bald?

[natlovesthesak]

For real?

Did that black guy steal anything from you?

What's the tattoo of?

When can we have sex?

Fer real Kingy, he didn't steal anything from me, tatt's a private joke, well when I break up with my boyfriend I'll let you know about the sex thing :cool:

[natlovesthesak]

I knew you said you were skinny, but black and bald?

got a bad sunburn that day :p

[Kingy]

well when I break up with my boyfriend I'll let you know about the sex thing :cool:

I note you said 'when,' - not 'if,' - so fuck yea.

[pickman]

Here I am, no glamour to say the least but not a fatty either, the dark guy is a lovely Kenyan guy I met when I was there...

http://i44.tinypic.com/wb3qef.jpg

You're not too bad, you'd be even be even better if you ate a steak or two :p

[natlovesthesak]

You're not too bad, you'd be even be even better if you ate a steak or two :p

my next life maybe but not now nor never ;)

[pickman]

my next life maybe but not now nor never ;)

Would you if we made said steaks taste like tofu?

[natlovesthesak]

Would you if we made said steaks taste like tofu?

Are you using "tofu" as a euphanism for jizz, still would have to be no to stakes that taste like "tofu" even with your guys special sauce.

[johnnie walker]

cute, nat.

[Kingy]

So why don't you eat meat?

Taste, or principle?

What about eggs/milk etc?

[pickman]

Are you using "tofu" as a euphanism for jizz, still would have to be no to stakes that taste like "tofu" even with your guys special sauce.

well I was actually thinking tofu, not jizz but now you've taken the conversation down this path are there any foods that you eat that would taste better with the addition of a "special sauce"? :D

[Curtis Stone]

You appear to have clothing on in that picture.

Breach of the GTFO policy from my understanding.

[Curtis Stone]

my next life maybe but not now nor never ;)

But you have a boyfriend, so you don't abstain from all meats right?

[Kingy]

You appear to have clothing on in that picture.

Breach of the GTFO policy from my understanding.

I gave her a special dispensation mate.

I know it's not cool; but I figured part of something was better than all of nothing.

[Curtis Stone]

So long as we're clear this is a one off exemption.

We can be a very kind charitable lot here at times. :thumbsu:

[pickman]

Are you using "tofu" as a euphanism for jizz, still would have to be no to stakes that taste like "tofu" even with your guys special sauce.

well I was actually thinking tofu, not jizz but now you've taken the conversation down this path are there any foods that you eat that would taste better with the addition of a "special sauce"? :D

[tribey]

Here I am, no glamour to say the least but not a fatty either, the dark guy is a lovely Kenyan guy I met when I was there...

http://i44.tinypic.com/wb3qef.jpg

if thats rly u i'll gargle your diarrhoea and highfive an aids victim's botbot

[Cath]

I think she's being a cheeky lying prankster. I mean, the choccy-face behind her looks to be clutching money.... impossible, clearly a fake!:mad:

[Banana Republican]

next "he" will tell us the Massi Warriors are Vegan too

[Cletus Van Damme]

Nice traps brah. How much you deadlift?
Delts need some work. Try laterals and cable crossovers to failure.

What supps you use?
You on dat dere Celltech?

[Travyo]

NOXplode Niggah, my pump is outrageous.

[Curtis Stone]

But you pussys can't kick-box like me and mah brahs, so STFU. :thumbsd:

[Cletus Van Damme]

YEEEEEAAAAHHH BUUDDYYYYYY!!!!!

LIGHT WEIGHT!!!!!

[Swamp]

Here I am, no glamour to say the least but not a fatty either, the dark guy is a lovely Kenyan guy I met when I was there...

http://i44.tinypic.com/wb3qef.jpg

Yes No

[wallace]

Here I am, no glamour to say the least but not a fatty either, the dark guy is a lovely Kenyan guy I met when I was there...

http://i44.tinypic.com/wb3qef.jpg
Nice traps brah. How much you deadlift?
Delts need some work. Try laterals and cable crossovers to failure.

What supps you use?
You on dat dere Celltech?
NOXplode Niggah, my pump is outrageous.


elbows too pointy. do not want

[natlovesthesak]

I think she's being a cheeky lying prankster. I mean, the choccy-face behind her looks to be clutching money.... impossible, clearly a fake!:mad:

oh for fucks sakees here, here's another one

http://i40.tinypic.com/2r2vvqa.jpg

hows about you put your face up Cath, or you ugly :(

[Banana Republican]

oh sorry
"he" must be girl "he" posted 2 pictures of a girl on the internet.

[Curtis Stone]

New photo, more clothing. I'm not sure your schooled in our policies nat.

[natlovesthesak]

New photo, more clothing. I'm not sure your schooled in our policies nat.

I don't have the less is more policy sorry to say.

[Banana Republican]

not even a mangina

[natlovesthesak]

not even a mangina

nope gots to have a dick to do that I I don't have one of those.

[Curtis Stone]

I don't have the less is more policy sorry to say.

It's a forum policy. I don't necessarily agree with all of them, but I respect them.*

*May or may not be true

[PowerFat]

Hi Nat ...

You got facebook?

[Hobby Farmer]

See.

If you actually ate meat you wouldn't be so fucking cold.

[thegrach]

Hi Nat ...

You got facebook?
She doesn't PF, but apparently she did whore herself around in London. Perfect target for you and you gangbanging ways I reckon.

[Curtis Stone]

Oh Fat, your timing is always impeccable. :thumbsu:

[Curtis Stone]

She doesn't PF, but apparently she did whore herself around in London. Perfect target for you and you gangbanging ways I reckon.

She may not be able to handle his significant Calabrian girth.

[natlovesthesak]

It's a forum policy. I don't necessarily agree with all of them, but I respect them.*

*May or may not be true

You show me yours first then I'll show you mine, because it is forum policy, so N00dz or GTFO :D

[thegrach]

They have a Calbria in India now??

[PowerFat]

She doesn't PF, but apparently she did whore herself around in London. Perfect target for you and you gangbanging ways I reckon.


Shes got a head like a traffic light, but if it really is her she might be worth throwing into the mix as a Luda ...

Luda = Girl who licks and touches all the parts you can't when banging a girl (the balss, the arse, the clit etc).

[Curtis Stone]

They have a Calbria in India now??

Globalisation. :thumbsu:

[PowerFat]

Oh Fat, your timing is always impeccable. :thumbsu:

Hey Hoffy, is it really her bro?

[Curtis Stone]

You show me yours first then I'll show you mine, because it is forum policy, so N00dz or GTFO :D

My inititation is amongst the old threads. :thumbsu:

[PowerFat]

They have a Calbria in India now??

Lol - I am not fucking Ndian.

Just a spray tanned wog.

[thegrach]

Lol - I am not fucking Ndian.

Just a spray tanned wog.
All jokes PF! Whats going on with the Hawkers mate?

[natlovesthesak]

Hi Nat ...

You got facebook?

Going to sign up today actually, thanks for asking, see what all the broo ha ha is about, Twitter can go fuck itself.

[PowerFat]

All jokes PF! Whats going on with the Hawkers mate?

We're fucked bro... I think we all partied till the eve of Round one and are feeling fat and over it.:D

[natlovesthesak]

See.

If you actually ate meat you wouldn't be so fucking cold.

I'm never cold, eat enough to keep me warm and cosy.

[Curtis Stone]

Hey Hoffy, is it really her bro?

No idea. I'm inclined to lean towards yes, but anyone can post a random picture on here and claim it is them or someone else.

It's as hard to prove as it is to disprove.

This is me. :thumbsu: :cool: ;)

http://www.hairstyletwist.com/blog/uploads/Image/IMG_2932.JPG

[natlovesthesak]

No idea. I'm inclined to lean towards yes, but anyone can post a random picture on here and claim it is them or someone else.

It's as hard to prove as it is to disprove.

This is me. :thumbsu: :cool: ;)

http://www.hairstyletwist.com/blog/uploads/Image/IMG_2932.JPG

If you eat less meat you won't have those pimples on your face.

[thegrach]

No idea. I'm inclined to lean towards yes, but anyone can post a random picture on here and claim it is them or someone else.

It's as hard to prove as it is to disprove.

This is me. :thumbsu: :cool: ;)

http://www.hairstyletwist.com/blog/uploads/Image/IMG_2932.JPG
Hang on a minute, so the pic of you on the christmas card isn't really you?

http://www.freewebs.com/mister_a/Brian%20Peppers%20Christmas!.jpg

[PowerFat]

bwahahaha we need more Reep in our threads !!!

[thegrach]

We're fucked bro... I think we all partied till the eve of Round one and are feeling fat and over it.:D
Ah well, at least you have won one in the last 25 years!!

[Curtis Stone]

That's an old photo. The one I posted is more recent. I look different after having shaved. :thumbsu:

[Ant_]

Is this your blog Hoffy? http://hairstyletwist.com/blog/ ;)

[Curtis Stone]

If you eat less meat you won't have those pimples on your face.

The stresses of moderating promote these outbreaks.

[PowerFat]

Hey seriously if it is Nat she is a bit fucking ugly for mine ...

[Curtis Stone]

Is this your blog Hoffy? http://hairstyletwist.com/blog/ ;)

I try to keep a low profile Ant. After all, I have a reputation for my modesty.

But alas, that is my blog, yes. :thumbsu: :)

[natlovesthesak]

Hey seriously if it is Nat she is a bit fucking ugly for mine ...

Thank fuck I'm not here to be judged by you, I don't give a flying fuck what you think of me, I bet your no prize catch either, least I'd be more polite about it.

[PowerFat]

Thank fuck I'm not here to be judged by you, I don't give a flying fuck what you think of me, I bet your no prize catch either, least I'd be more polite about it.

Hey if you are gonna come into the Den wanting cock, you better have a good lure.

You are fishing with a piece of spam on your hook.

[valleyman]

YOu sound hot nat. shall we shag now, or shag later :)

[natlovesthesak]

Hey if you are gonna come into the Den wanting cock, you better have a good lure.

You are fishing with a piece of spam on your hook.

Sorry you don't have the cock I need in life, limpdick. Again I don't give a flying fuck what you think.

[PowerFat]

Sorry you don't have the cock I need in life, limpdick. Again I don't give a flying fuck what you think.

There is nothing worse than an ugly woman who doesn't at least kneel before the men above her.

Get on your knees and be subservient in here at least, or tell us the pic was from your ugly friend or something.

[natlovesthesak]

YOu sound hot nat. shall we shag now, or shag later :)

When you get released from Club Ugly, then we'll talk.

[thegrach]

When you get released from Club Ugly, then we'll talk.
Now you are throwing around a lot of crazy accusations about people being ugly and meaty farts, and it leads me to believe that you maybe Suzi. Suzi Thursday, what an unexpected twist.

[PowerFat]

When you get released from Club Ugly, then we'll talk.

I loved the picture with your chirp chirp Gandhi friends there. Thats what ugly girls do. Because they can't get attention from guys like me they hang around groups of loser guys who'll chase them and make them feel good.

i.e Gandhi chirp chirp Coke bottle mother fuckers.

[natlovesthesak]

There is nothing worse than an ugly woman who doesn't at least kneel before the men above her.

Get on your knees and be subservient in here at least, or tell us the pic was from your ugly friend or something.

Had you, per chance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.

[thegrach]

Had you, per chance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.
Viable braincell? Fuck, I understand you don't like meat, but your hatred of the English language has gone too far.

[natlovesthesak]

I loved the picture with your chirp chirp Gandhi friends there. Thats what ugly girls do. Because they can't get attention from guys like me they hang around groups of loser guys who'll chase them and make them feel good.

i.e Gandhi chirp chirp Coke bottle mother fuckers.

Do us all a favor, and please shut that gaping, tartar-encrusted penis receptacle that you call amouth; you are a puss-filled cyst inthe colon of society.

[Hobby Farmer]

PF.

You should write a book mate. Seriously you are the master of the feminine way.:thumbsu:

[natlovesthesak]

Viable braincell? Fuck, I understand you don't like meat, but your hatred of the English language has gone too far.


Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.

[PowerFat]

PF.

You should write a book mate. Seriously you are the master of the feminine way.:thumbsu:


thanks bro ... the funny thing is I have allowed a few girls as ugly as Nat give me head in toilets of clubs and things over time and they do have their place.

It just involves choking on cocks and not chatting in forums.

[thegrach]

Things seem to be going well nat, keep up the good work! :thumbsu:

[crackers57]

Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.

Sending it out to get some panel beating done on it?

[thegrach]

Would have plenty of dints I rekon, crackers.

[gangsta deluxe]

Poor Nat.

She went over to Africa to make her tits look better by comparison!

[crackers57]

Would have plenty of dints I rekon, crackers.

Like the skin of an orange, I reckon

[natlovesthesak]

Like the skin of an orange, I reckon

Yuck that visual could actually turn me off eating oranges :(

[Banana Republican]

nope gots to have a dick to do that I I don't have one of those.
oh sorry I forgot you posted the minimum 2 shots of a girl on the internet therefore proving beyond a doubt you are in fact a girl.

[Dr Andy]

wtf is this shit

[SnoopDOdoubleG]

Yo ma niggah PF. You one funny ass cracker.

Natyasackofshit, is yo' ass tired'a bein pwnt yet?

[natlovesthesak]

Natyasackofshit, is yo' ass tired'a bein pwnt yet?

You tired of being a white hillybilly tryin' to be all black n shit :rolleyes:

[Banana Republican]

some get tired of being white some get tired of being boys
go figure

[SnoopDOdoubleG]

You tired of being a white hillybilly tryin' to be all black n shit :rolleyes:

Not at all. I actually find it to be quite enjoyable. Thanks for asking kind sir

[natlovesthesak]

Not at all. I actually find it to be quite enjoyable. Thanks for asking kind sir

That would be Miss actually

[gangsta deluxe]

Not Ms?

Get with the times you fucking dinosaur cunt

[PowerFat]

That would be Miss actually

Who cares?

[natlovesthesak]

Not Ms?

Get with the times you fucking dinosaur cunt

No I prefer Miss, Ms makes you sound old, and I'm not a Mrs YET!!!

[gangsta deluxe]

Be proud and dont stick with dated, sexist titles.

Maybe you like being denigrated. You want to be dominated on a few levels, and its pretty obvious.

[Fapio]

Miss Lovesthesak, you have won me over with your admiration of Prince. Marry me?

[Fapio]

I'll put up with your sobriety and lack of meat

[natlovesthesak]

Be proud and dont stick with dated, sexist titles.

Maybe you like being denigrated. You want to be dominated on a few levels, and its pretty obvious.

Have you heard of Saks on 5th Avenue in New York? If so then you'll understand my username, is just those with smutty minds think is denigrating.

[gangsta deluxe]

Have you heard of Saks on 5th Avenue in New York? If so then you'll understand my username, is just those with smutty minds think is denigrating.

It isn't about your username, it is about you preferring miss over ms.

[natlovesthesak]

Miss Lovesthesak, you have won me over with your admiration of Prince. Marry me?

I'll have to get back to you, got my boyfriend in line first to propose, but its always great to have a back up :thumbsu:

[natlovesthesak]

It isn't about your username, it is about you preferring miss over ms.

any woman prefers miss it makes you feel younger, ms has middle aged attached to it, it 30 onwards :thumbsd:

[PowerFat]

I'll have to get back to you, got my boyfriend in line first to propose, but its always great to have a back up :thumbsu:

WHat a softcock loser he must be.

I can't imagine having my GF on here talking like a depraved slut like you are and being able to not kill myself.

Does he have an inverted penis?

[Fapio]

I'll have to get back to you, got my boyfriend in line first to propose, but its always great to have a back up :thumbsu:
I can treat you better and satisfy you more then he ever could. I'll treat you to a romantic dinner at my house, we'll smoke some weed, inject some H and then we'll fuck while listening to Prince until we pass out from dehydration.

EVERY NIGHT!

I'm glad you feel the same way

[PowerFat]

I can treat you better and satisfy you more then he ever could. I'll treat you to a romantic dinner at my house, we'll smoke some weed, inject some H and then we'll fuck while listening to Prince until we pass out from dehydration.

EVERY NIGHT!

I'm glad you feel the same way

I have a better plan.

I'd organise to meet her somewhere and then send one of my other mates instead of me.

[gangsta deluxe]

Make sure he has a venereal disease.

[Cath]

Nat you cheeky little attention-whorebag,

You seem to be suffering from Captain Afterworld-syndrome... that is, posting continuous drivel on a forum where everyone hates you and has no respect for you.

Are you really that desperate? Surely by now you've figured out that we'd all prefer to develop a giant pulsating new hemmy than read one of your angry, un-intellegent migraine-inducing posts.

When will you fuck off?

Sincerely,
Suzi's third inverted itchy decaying nip xoxox :)

[PowerFat]

Nat you cheeky little attention-whorebag,

You seem to be suffering from Captain Afterworld-syndrome... that is, posting continuous drivel on a forum where everyone hates you and has no respect for you.

Are you really that desperate? Surely by now you've figured out that we'd all prefer to develop a giant pulsating new hemmy than read one of your angry, un-intellegent migraine-inducing posts.

When will you fuck off?

Sincerely,
Suzi's third inverted itchy decaying nip xoxox :)

Cath you are just about the perfect woman, but I am not allowed to speak to you because you are Raves girl and I am a man of honour.

[natlovesthesak]

Nat you cheeky little attention-whorebag,

You seem to be suffering from Captain Afterworld-syndrome... that is, posting continuous drivel on a forum where everyone hates you and has no respect for you.

Are you really that desperate? Surely by now you've figured out that we'd all prefer to develop a giant pulsating new hemmy than read one of your angry, un-intellegent migraine-inducing posts.

When will you fuck off?

Sincerely,
Suzi's third inverted itchy decaying nip xoxox :)

100 million sperm and you were the fucking quickest?

[Cath]

100 million sperm and you were the fucking quickest?

...Oh dear, I'm embarrassed for you...!

[gangsta deluxe]

100 million sperm and you were the fucking quickest?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/12/iron-saddle.jpg

[PowerFat]

100 million sperm and you were the fucking quickest?

You should idolise her.

You are a ******.

I am the king.

:D

[Cath]

Cath you are just about the perfect woman, but I am not allowed to speak to you because you are Raves girl and I am a man of honour.

Plus, I'm nowhere near subservient enough for you :)

[PowerFat]

Plus, I'm nowhere near subservient enough for you :)

Alright last thing I'll say ...

Subservient is a misunderstood term.

It is the timing that matters. :thumbsu:

[Cath]

Have you heard of Saks on 5th Avenue in New York? If so then you'll understand my username, is just those with smutty minds think is denigrating.

Every real girl drools over (or already owns) things from Saks 5th Avenue http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/

However, you apparently love 'thesak' which is this ******** hippie-loving "let's celebrate earth day" bag company http://www.thesak.com/

Now go wash out your dreadlocked pubeball and snip snip snip away at those armpit short n curlies you angry little hippie! :)

[CATS]

Nat you cheeky little attention-whorebag,

You seem to be suffering from Captain Afterworld-syndrome... that is, posting continuous drivel on a forum where everyone hates you and has no respect for you.

Are you really that desperate? Surely by now you've figured out that we'd all prefer to develop a giant pulsating new hemmy than read one of your angry, un-intellegent migraine-inducing posts.

When will you fuck off?

Sincerely,
Suzi's third inverted itchy decaying nip xoxox :)
I know we may have had our differences in the past...but I think I love you Cath! :o

Sad as the situation is, (worse than a funeral of a close loved on imo) I hope we can rise abouve this abomination against women. May the force be with you nat, to either stop dribbling shit or GTFO.

[randomman]

Nat has small saggy flapjack tits, you can tell from the shades of light and curvature.

[CATS]

Nat has small saggy flapjack tits, you can tell from the shades of light and curvature.
Are you saying small tits are bad? :(

Hang on...define small (cup size would be appreciate). I dont want to look for said photos as I imagine her to be a hairy wog, considering her lack of love towards males.

[Dr Andy]

100 million sperm and you were the fucking quickest?
you fail at this


the correct response to cath's post would've been:

[SnoopDOdoubleG]

Who cares?

Yo, well said dawg :thumbsu:

[Ljp86]

Mantis Junior.

[randomman]

Are you saying small tits are bad? :(

Nope, my ex only had C's, I wouldn't mind B's. But no way in hell I'd settle with A's, that'd be awkward because my pecks would be bigger than A's...

Below D's is 'small', doesn't mean it's bad though, as long as they're not A's shape is more important to me.

[CATS]

Nope, my ex only had C's, I wouldn't mind B's. But no way in hell I'd settle with A's, that'd be awkward because my pecks would be bigger than A's...

Below D's is 'small', doesn't mean it's bad though, as long as they're not A's shape is more important to me.
TBH - i fully agree with you there.

I think D's are the perfect size and anything smaller is maybe a bit too small. But when chicks have A's I get confused whether I am talking to their back or not sometimes...plus I feel really bad for them. Must suck to be born with a vagina and no boobs to make it obvious you are female! :(

LOL at 'only Cs' hahah

[Dr Andy]

what size are your tits cats

[CATS]

what size are your tits cats
Me to know and you to never find out! :p

But definitely not one of the lower end of the scale ones! ;)

[Dr Andy]

you BITCH

[CATS]

you BITCH
You know you love the mystery though! :p

[randomman]

I'll post my tits if you post yours?

Worth a shot...

[CATS]

I'll post my tits if you post yours?

Worth a shot...
PM me n00dz and we'll see! ;)

[gangsta deluxe]

I'll post my tits if you post yours?

Worth a shot...

Hahahaahahaha

;)

[randomman]

Don't laugh, they're bigger and firmer than some of the chicks I know. Hahaha. No seriously, they are. In the interests of tits on this forum I would have posted my topless self with indicated text. But alas, I cannot share my scarred penis with the world, that is too much.

[CATS]

Don't laugh, they're bigger and firmer than some of the chicks I know. Hahaha. No seriously, they are. In the interests of tits on this forum I would have posted my topless self with indicated text. But alas, I cannot share my scarred penis with the world, that is too much.
PM me said n00dz of tits and I will confirm for myself! :p

Hang on - does this mean you as big as CA?? :eek:
DO NOT WANT!!!

[gangsta deluxe]

Cats I think you'll need one of these so you can back up what you said

http://i.fosfor.se/w/w060529_2.jpg

[CATS]

Yes please! :)

I have always wanted a De Lorean!

[gangsta deluxe]

It's a pretty sick car I'll warrant.

Remember the speed you need, else it will be worthless.

[Kingy]

It's a pretty sick car I'll warrant.

Remember the speed you need, else it will be worthless.

Tends to top out at 88 miles per hour though.

[randomman]

It's a pretty sick car I'll warrant.
With the real engine... oh God no, not if you got the American version, OH SHIT THE YANKS WANT A CAT, here we'll just whack this solid block of platinum on and she'll be right.

30kW drop later and an extra 2 seconds 0-100.

[Hobby Farmer]

Has the vegan dipshit quit yet?

[johnnie walker]

Probably.

[Kingy]

Nah, I reckon she's made of sterner stuff, I'm backing her to still be here.

[Banana Republican]

Mantis Junior.
Mantis aint fascist

[natlovesthesak]

Every real girl drools over (or already owns) things from Saks 5th Avenue http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/

However, you apparently love 'thesak' which is this ******** hippie-loving "let's celebrate earth day" bag company http://www.thesak.com/

Now go wash out your dreadlocked pubeball and snip snip snip away at those armpit short n curlies you angry little hippie! :)

Slut I WORKED AT SAKS 5TH AVENUE IN NEW YORK....the other link is for hillbilly's, why is it always fat fucks who try to be funny. Keep buying your clothes at K-Mart love their range moves to super size next week

[Cath]

Slut I WORKED AT SAKS 5TH AVENUE IN NEW YORK....the other link is for hillbilly's, why is it always fat fucks who try to be funny. Keep buying your clothes at K-Mart love their range moves to super size next week

With the way you speak, the only way you could have possibly worked at Saks 5th Avenue is as scrubbing the floors like the filthy skank you are :)

[jaxxon]

Maybe she was the Mexican cleaner / janitor.

[natlovesthesak]

With the way you speak, the only way you could have possibly worked at Saks 5th Avenue is as scrubbing the floors like the filthy skank you are :)

Sweetie you'll be coming to me to make YOU look good. Cause I've heard you've been eating one too many Krispy Kremes, but hey the Biggest Loser contestant call out will be resuming soon, heres a tip, SIGN UP....

[pickman]

Am I the only who thinks nat and Cath should hook up for a show on Cam4.

Would certainly settle nat's status ;)

[Cath]

Sweetie you'll be coming to me to make YOU look good. Cause I've heard you've been eating one too many Krispy Kremes, but hey the Biggest Loser contestant call out will be resuming soon, heres a tip, SIGN UP....

LOL have you been rummaging in my sloppy butt-patties again? Naughty naughty! :mad:

You are angrier than my dad when i told him his jizz tasted worse than grandpa's musty doodlejuice, spooky!

[natlovesthesak]

Am I the only who thinks nat and Cath should hook up for a show on Cam4.

Would certainly settle nat's status ;)

can 100% say I've got a better bod, oh waits I've already posted that, won't post noodz so don't ask, but have, as of today taken a pic on my bod with TLC written on it, will only release that to the mods only, will be to THEIR discression to post it on the board.

[jaxxon]

I'm a mod.

[pickman]

can 100% say I've got a better bod, oh waits I've already posted that, won't post noodz so don't ask, but have, as of today taken a pic on my bod with TLC written on it, will only release that to the mods only, will be to THEIR discression to post it on the board.

Just post it ;)

[natlovesthesak]

I'm a mod.

I'm someone already on this board posting under an alias :rolleyes:, you won't get my picture, unless your a legit mod, cause we've done a quick movie about it, so as soon as I post it here, I'm pretty sure it'll be on You Tube in 30 seconds or less :thumbsd:

[CATS]

I'm someone already on this board posting under an alias :rolleyes:, you won't get my picture, unless your a legit mod, cause we've done a quick movie about it, so as soon as I post it here, I'm pretty sure it'll be on You Tube in 30 seconds or less :thumbsd:

WTF...and you had the one drink?? :confused:

[natlovesthesak]

WTF...and you had the one drink?? :confused:

It's going to be better than come fuck me boots thats fer sure :thumbsu:

[Banana Republican]

I'm someone already on this board posting under an alias :rolleyes:, you won't get my picture, unless your a legit mod, cause we've done a quick movie about it, so as soon as I post it here, I'm pretty sure it'll be on You Tube in 30 seconds or less :thumbsd:
Only if you eat a mandarin

[natlovesthesak]

Only if you eat a mandarin


amature, didn't even come back to post nor receive a shirt.

[Banana Republican]

or did he?:cool:

[Dr Andy]

Tends to top out at 88 miles per hour though.
Not forever :D (http://blog.cardomain.com/2008/07/07/a-look-inside-d/)

[PowerFat]

It's going to be better than come fuck me boots thats fer sure :thumbsu:


What are you hoping to get from TLC Nat?

A boyfriend that actually has a cock?

Or verification that your head ain't that scary? You should chat to a guy called Kruzin if you want some cock to suck, as most of us wouldn't even consider a stupid and butt ugly bitch like you.

[randomman]

Oh... I thought a mod renamed her to natlovesthesak as an insult, ya know, the scrotum.

[Syd]

can 100% say I've got a better bod, oh waits I've already posted that, won't post noodz so don't ask, but have, as of today taken a pic on my bod with TLC written on it, will only release that to the mods only, will be to THEIR discression to post it on the board.

Hmmmm, seems the only reasonable thing to do is hold my hand up. :thumbsu:

[natlovesthesak]

Hmmmm, seems the only reasonable thing to do is hold my hand up. :thumbsu:

your a moderator, yes? So can I post it on the main board, or should I put it down in the NSFW section?

[Syd]

your a moderator, yes? So can I post it on the main board, or should I put it down in the NSFW section?

Yes, yes I am.

And with clothes on, Main Board.
No clothes = NSFW Board.

But once its in the public domain, its there for all to see.

[natlovesthesak]

Yes, yes I am.

And with clothes on, Main Board.
No clothes = NSFW Board.

But once its in the public domain, its there for all to see.

thanks, I guess once that bell is rung, you can't un-ring it.

Will post it up where appropriate.

[Syd]

thanks, I guess once that bell is rung, you can't un-ring it.

Will post it up where appropriate.

Just PM me the link thanks. ;)

[Kingy]

Will post it up where appropriate.

Posted it yet Nat? :)

[Banana Republican]

lots of sizzle but no steak:confused:

[sunnyTEE]

I'd rather fuck CA's belly buttom whilst he digitally rapes me.

[pickman]

I'd rather fuck CA's belly buttom whilst he digitally rapes me.

Harsh call there Sunny

Syd, if you have photo please post and let's get this over and done with ;)

[Rave]

Disgrace not even real.

Fail troll is a fail

[Banana Republican]

Harsh call there Sunny

Syd, if you have photo please post and let's get this over and done with ;)
All he got was Goatse

[pickman]

All he got was Goatse

And has been fapping to it ever since ;)

[LondonCalling]

SHOW US YA SNATCH

[randomman]

Nah please don't, I'd prefer not to see some yeast infected vegan ****.

[Machete KruZin]

LOLZA @ some of you guys for trying to score with bushpig!! Seriously, go have a bath in pinoclean before you catch swine flu FFS :D

http://209.85.48.9/829/169/upload/p5101250.jpg

[Kingy]

For realz Kruz?

Touche` bushpig, this was easily your best attempt to date.

What I don't get though, is Kruz was gone, so why the fuck did you stay here?

You spastic.

[Machete KruZin]

For realz Kruz?

Touche` bushpig, this was easily your best attempt to date.

What I don't get though, is Kruz was gone, so why the fuck did you stay here?

You spastic.

Indeed 100% sure.

I'm kind of glad that she kept up an alias for a whole month and 400 odd posts. Apart from pretending to be skinny and a vegetarian, she was pretty much being her self. Good to see that most of you eventually saw her for the spastic she truelly is.

[pepe]

I wasn't sure who it was, obviously an alias, but knew it was a cunt of a thing

Now that Krooz is back, Buspig protected mode : ON

[Dr Andy]

Indeed 100% sure.

I'm kind of glad that she kept up an alias for a whole month and 400 odd posts. Apart from pretending to be skinny and a vegetarian, she was pretty much being her self. Good to see that most of you eventually saw her for the spastic she truelly is.
hold the fucken bus sunshine


how do you know it's bushpig?

[Machete KruZin]

hold the fucken bus sunshine


how do you know it's bushpig?

I always know. :cool:

[pepe]

I always know. :cool:


Can't get the taste out of your mouth ?..:D

[CATS]

Indeed 100% sure.

I'm kind of glad that she kept up an alias for a whole month and 400 odd posts. Apart from pretending to be skinny and a vegetarian, she was pretty much being her self. Good to see that most of you eventually saw her for the spastic she truelly is.
Hey, if you look closely...I called it from day one! :)

[Lach72]

Can't get the taste out of your mouth ?..:D


Swine flu?

[natlovesthesak]

hold the fucken bus sunshine
how do you know it's bushpig?

He doesn't know shit actually. :thumbsd:

Go ahead big man note yourself until you run off again wimpering in a corner.

[pepe]

Swine flu?



Kosher that !

[Swamp]

He doesn't know shit actually. :thumbsd:

Go ahead big man note yourself until you run off again wimpering in a corner.

So you are saying you are not bushpig? Prove that you are not bushpig then; post a pic of the girl we 'know; as you with TLC written on her somewhere.

You fat ugly slut.

[pepe]

He doesn't know shit actually. :thumbsd:

Go ahead big man note yourself until you run off again wimpering in a corner.



Busted pigsy, after trying so hard

[Machete KruZin]

He doesn't know shit actually. :thumbsd:

Go ahead big man note yourself until you run off again wimpering in a corner.

I'm only going to speak to it once. :)


Fuck off Bushpig!

[Dr Andy]

I'm only going to speak to it once. :)


Fuck off Bushpig!
is that cath's tit in your avatar?

seems to be wearing the same bra

[Machete KruZin]

is that cath's tit in your avatar?

seems to be wearing the same bra

I think they're hers, not 100% sure. They're pretty nice though. :):thumbsu:

Had to change the johnny walker avatar, he looks really angry. I think he was frightening people. :o His eyebrows are fuckin carbs big.. only scarier.

[natlovesthesak]

I'm only going to speak to it once. :)


Fuck off Bushpig!

oi or in your case oink Tex Mex, we have never in this lifetime swapped fluids, so you can take your finger pointing and jam it else where.

I'm afraid I'm just not your species type, stick to the barnyard big boy you'll do fine there.

and you can bang on about me being your bushpig yadda yadda, but as far as I can see your only here to do a cull for your own site to get members there. Hope it all works out for you elpresidente :rolleyes:

[natlovesthesak]

Hey, if you look closely...I called it from day one! :)

hey if you look closely I'll still be calling you a whorebag slut who is going to gobby all the boys here with Kruzin at the top of your pile, you must be his next bushpig in the making. :thumbsu:

[Banana Republican]

do you do cables?

[Curtis Stone]

Shit got real.

[ILBM]

It's like a whole board vs you nat.

[natlovesthesak]

It's like a whole board vs you nat.

Like I give a shit, I like it here and I'm going to stay :D I know who I am, pity some foolz are just fucking idiots.

So vegan pea pie anyone :cool:

[Dr Andy]

hey if you look closely I'll still be calling you a whorebag slut who is going to gobby all the boys here with Kruzin at the top of your pile, you must be his next bushpig in the making. :thumbsu:
guess again slut

[CATS]

guess again slut
You just earnt yourself top spot on my 'list'

:thumbsu:

[thegrach]

Like I give a shit, I like it here and I'm going to stay :D I know who I am, pity some foolz are just fucking idiots.

So vegan pea pie anyone :cool:
Ah, no and if you even offer me vegan food again I will cut off my little finger and shove it down your fucking throat.

[ILBM]

While I don't mind vegan food I'd be dead without meat.

Sorry nat :)

[natlovesthesak]

While I don't mind vegan food I'd be dead without meat.

Sorry nat :)

we all have our vices in life I guess ILBM :D

[natlovesthesak]

guess again slut

Bend over you'll be KruZin's bitch next if your not careful :D

[Curtis Stone]

Like I give a shit, I like it here and I'm going to stay :D I know who I am, pity some foolz are just fucking idiots.

So vegan pea pie anyone :cool:

Hit a nerve have we KruZ?

[Banana Republican]

Bend over you'll be KruZin's bitch next if your not careful :D
You first where you?

[Banana Republican]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1452/thiconpopcorn.gif (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thiconpopcorn.gif)
I think popcorn is a great vegan snack

[natlovesthesak]

You first where you?

never have swapped fluids with KruZin actually, won't in the future or my next life when I'm reincarnated. So no I wasn't the first, I pity those who have like Cats2000 :thumbsd: she'll be infected for life no doubt, but in her defense she'll only pass it onto the rest of you boys here.

[Banana Republican]

he did say he wasnt the father

[natlovesthesak]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1452/thiconpopcorn.gif (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thiconpopcorn.gif)
I think popcorn is a great vegan snack

get the good stuff into you

http://www.cobspopcorn.com.au/images/organic-popcorn.jpg

[natlovesthesak]

he did say he wasnt the father

I have said I haven't fornicated with the dude.

[Banana Republican]

we know

[natlovesthesak]

we know

polish your eyes and clean out your ears when you've been told something instead of asking the same question over again like a nagging slut.

[thegrach]

Polish you eyes? WTF are you on you meat craving bitch?

[Banana Republican]

and i was agreeing with you and you go all feral on me

[Dr Andy]

You just earnt yourself top spot on my 'list'

:thumbsu:
i thought i was already there

Bend over you'll be KruZin's bitch next if your not careful :D

fuck my dog you really are an idiot

[CATS]

i thought i was already there


I was just confirming so there was no confusion! :thumbsu:

[Dr Andy]

ok great

[gangsta deluxe]

You have no concept of what PS was doing do you Nat?

He got exactly the response he was looking for.

Also, do you know what a question is?

He only asked one question.

[LondonCalling]

While I don't mind vegan food I'd be dead without meat.

Sorry nat :)

Show us ya snatch, slanty.

[Ricketts]

nat > kruz

[natlovesthesak]

nat > kruz

Ricketts > kruz :rolleyes:

[Power King]

The way that nat has reacted in this thread says a lot.

[Ricketts]

Ricketts > kruz :rolleyes:

:thumbsu:



:rolleyes:

[johnnie walker]

im not kruz

[natlovesthesak]

I'm not bushpig

[Maverick]

I'm not bushpig

http://yeabitz.com/hosting/o_rry.jpg

[natlovesthesak]

http://yeabitz.com/hosting/o_rry.jpg

http://www.forumspile.com/STFU-Dog_on_puppy.jpg

[Dr Andy]

so you're a big hairy dog?



i knew it

[Ant_]

^^ Fuck you're annoying

[Curtis Stone]

^^ Fuck you're annoying

If you didn't look at the avatar/user, you'd swear it was Afterwold.

Syd, please ban her, she PM'd me and said you were soft.

[thegrach]

I got the same PM about you Hoffy.

[Curtis Stone]

That's it. I'm leaving and starting my own forum. Fuck this shit. :thumbsd: