Demote Captain Afterworld!

[Kingy]

Hello.

I think Captain Afterworld should be demoted to 'Seaman Afterworld.'

What has he done to earn the rank of Admiral?

Please vote on this important matter TLC, I expect the results will be binding.


What the fuck, where the fuck is my godamned Poll?

Alright, fuckit, just say whether you think he should be;

Seaman Afterworld.

Captain Afterworld.

Admiral Afterworld.

[FG]

How about Dead Afterworld

[bigburger]

How about Admiral Fat Cunt

[pickman]

What about "Ballast seadog afterworld"?

[burny]

Heh heh... Semen.

I'm all for demoting him to Cumface Afterworld.

[pickman]

Heh heh... Semen.

I'm all for demoting him to Cumface Afterworld.

That would be an insult to cum

[Suspense]

Captain Afterbirth :thumbsu:

[_JC_]

Midshipman Afterworld

[Hugh Jorgen]

We need a TLC mutiny to overthrow the Admiral.

Not sure if there is a plank strong enough for him to walk though. Maybe we can just turn him into an anchor instead.

[dmc333]

Should have been a Rear Admiral before coming an Admiral.

[pickman]

We need a TLC mutiny to overthrow the Admiral.

Not sure if there is a plank strong enough for him to walk though. Maybe we can just turn him into an anchor instead.

Anchor Afterworld

/Thread we have a winner. Syd please change CA's name now.

Pretty accurate description too, his lameness drags us all down!

[Curtis Stone]

What about changing it to Suzi?

Too far?

[Hugh Jorgen]

Anchor Afterworld

/Thread we have a winner. Syd please change CA's name now.

Pretty accurate description too, his lameness drags us all down!

The anchor also has a connection with Freo, which given how shit they are at the moment, also ties in well with Afterworld's shitness as a poster.

[Ratto]

I still think Admiral_Flog is the right way to go.

Or even Seaman_Flog

[Optimax]

either able seaman fat shit

or rear admiral of the ghey

either would suffice with this fat toss rat

[crackers57]

Should have been a Rear Admiral before coming an Admiral.

More rear than admiral

[Penovic]

No idea who Captain Afterworld is, but yeah why not.

Demote the fucker.

[Kingy]

No idea who Captain Afterworld is, but yeah why not.

Demote the fucker.

You'll do well here.

[Optimax]

No idea who Captain Afterworld is, but yeah why not.

Demote the fucker.
good to see you get into the spirit of this place quickly, rocking out hitler

[Runk]

I still think Admiral_Flog is the right way to go.

Or even Seaman_Flog

That Avatar and no mention of Mr.........Snrub? Yes yes that should do it.

Disgrace! Not even trying.

[Guy Incognito]

Captain Szubanski

[Geelong_Sicko]

Seaman Stains?

[Turtles]

Seaman Stains?

I think he'd prefer Admiral Seaman Stains really.

[Fapio]

Demote him to "Fat"

[Ljp86]

Captain Three-piece-feed.

[gangsta deluxe]

Cumface afterbirth.

No need to change his name to fat Fabio, that is obvious already.

[Catjizz Fake]

Captain Three-piece-feed.

lol

colonel afterworld?

[LondonCalling]

will "IrrelevantFatFuckVirginWhoShouldHaveBeenBannedAgesAgoForCont ributingNothingButFuckingHorrendousPostsAndShitfulBodyOdour" fit?

[Mancey]

Cabinboy Afterworld.

Arsebandit Afterworld

[Curtis Stone]

Fred Afterworld.

[Mancey]

patto_world

Would make even that fat fuck cool

[likka]

Captain Szubanski

Poor Magda... she doesn't deserve to be associated with that obese waste of oxygen.

People are getting too creative, I prefer a more literal and accurate approach.

Useless Fat Fuck is concise, to the point and about as accurate a description you could find.

Along similar lines this could make a suitable avatar pic...

http://4pack.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/obese-man.jpg

or

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2006-05/manuel-uribe-heaviest-man-world.jpg

[Syd]

What the fuck, where the fuck is my godamned Poll?

You are most welcome Kingy.

I was tempted to spell "Seaman" differently. ;)

[PowerKat]

Where's the "fuck it - put the fat fuck on global ignore" option??

[Admiral Afterworld]

Go fuck your dad, whore.

[Dr Andy]

why is it a private poll kingy


i want to see who the other pufe was who voted for captain/admiral

[PowerKat]

Go fuck your dad, whore.

oooh, that stings!


:rolleyes:

[Syd]

Where's the "fuck it - put the fat fuck on global ignore" option??

Here: http://www.aflfooty2009.com

[Dr Andy]

band aid solution syd


poor form

[Admiral Afterworld]

This topic is very disrespectful to the fighting men and woman of the Royal Australian Navy who are currently putting their lives on the line to bring freedom, justice and the Australian way to the peoples of the Middle East and Asia-Pacific region.

[burny]

This topic is very disrespectful to the fighting men and woman of the Royal Australian Navy who are currently putting their lives on the line to bring freedom, justice and the Australian way to the peoples of the Middle East and Asia-Pacific region.
SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT :thumbsu:

[CATS]

Demote him to "Fat"
That would surely be a mass demotion from obese.

I dont think he could handle that much of a downfall! :eek:

[Dr Andy]

This topic is very disrespectful to the fighting men and woman of the Royal Australian Navy who are currently putting their lives on the line to bring freedom, justice and the Australian way to the peoples of the Middle East and Asia-Pacific region.
your fat face is disrespectful to roadkill

[Kingy]

why is it a private poll kingy


i want to see who the other pufe was who voted for captain/admiral

I fucked it up and didn't even post a poll mate; so Syd fixed it for me.

Syd, can we change his name based on this?

What if myself & BigAndy also put ourselves at the mercy of TLC and had name changes based on poll results?

Maybe for a period of a month?

[Dr Andy]

yeah go for broke


anything for the lulz

[CATS]

I fucked it up and didn't even post a poll mate; so Syd fixed it for me.

Syd, can we change his name based on this?

What if myself & BigAndy also put ourselves at the mercy of TLC and had name changes based on poll results?

Maybe for a period of a month?
What would the name changes be?

SmallandY??

The Queen??

[Dr Andy]

nothing that implies my penis is anything but it's enormous size thx

[CATS]

nothing that implies my penis is anything but it's enormous size thx
You know what is coming....









N00dz or GTFO!! :p

[Geelong_Sicko]

^^ DO NOT WANT

[CATS]

^^ DO NOT WANT
Speak for yourself!! :mad:

I am conducting my own personal test as to where nationalities stand on the size scale. Any help in this experiment will be gladly appreciated! :p

[Kingy]

Speak for yourself!! :mad:

I am conducting my own personal test as to where nationalities stand on the size scale. Any help in this experiment will be gladly appreciated! :p

What's the scale of measurement here?

Distance from the tonsils?

[CATS]

What's the scale of measurement here?

Distance from the tonsils?
Distance from the top of the womb. :p

[PowerKat]

yeah go for broke


anything for the lulz

thanks Ben

[pickman]

This topic is very disrespectful to the fighting men and woman of the Royal Australian Navy who are currently putting their lives on the line to bring freedom, justice and the Australian way to the peoples of the Middle East and Asia-Pacific region.

How is it disrespectful you bucketload of lard, how?

If anything you hanging off their coat-tails is being disrespectful :cool:

[Syd]

I fucked it up and didn't even post a poll mate; so Syd fixed it for me.

Syd, can we change his name based on this?

Maybe. ;)





What if myself & BigAndy also put ourselves at the mercy of TLC ...

You already are!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!





Maybe for a period of a month?

Are you new here?

How about, "two weeks, tops"

[Kingy]

Are you new here?

How about, "two weeks, tops"

I have shamed myself.

[pickman]

I have shamed myself.

but not as much as CA does with every post he makes :thumbsu:

[burny]

Distance from the top of the womb. :p
Shit, I'd go terrible, I always hit bottom. :(

[Geelong_Sicko]

Shit, I'd go terrible, I always hit bottom. :(

Not much womb for error, is there?

[Curtis Stone]

Isn't there a Pr0no called 'Womb Raider'. Purdy sure there is. :thumbsu:

Not that I'd know.

[burny]

Not much womb for error, is there?
Love it.

I gotta find a way to break into the womb. Uncharted territory.

[LondonCalling]

I'm hoping that the admins of the site are holding off on a decision till ANZAC Day, in a lovely bit of symbolism, and tribute to our troops, when this fat fuck is removed from all duties and demoted to "Fat Fuck"