Bombers & Terrorists United v Ausfailure @ Camel Country

[Curtis Stone]

We are so many levels of FAIL right about now. :(

[Curtis Stone]

We've just lost 5-15.

Fucking hell. :thumbsd:

[peternorth]

wow we rock

[Hugh Jorgen]

I heard Shaun Marsh did his hammy again.

Looks like he could be the new Shane Watson.

[peternorth]

hahahahahahahaha

[Travyo]

Lulz, maybe we were scared people were going to bomb us if we beat them?

[peternorth]

another afridi wicket.

some paki fan in the crowd holds up this sign - BOOM BOOM afridi

[Travyo]

Australia have been bamboozled by the spinners here. They'll need to spend much more time at the nets facing Hauritz before they walk out to bat in the next game

LMAO like that is going to help them cricinfo, facing pie chucker? ok then, go AUS!!!

[Runk]

fucking pakis.

[Ron]

Hopes to make a quick fire century and Hilfenhaus to not suck with the bat and the Aussies to make 280

[Hugh Jorgen]

Well Hopes & Hilf didn't get us to 280 but at least they showed a bit of fight, which is more than the rest of those weak cuntloads.

No doubt our secret spin weapon Hauritz will rip through the Pakis now to lead us to a miraculous win.

[rumblah]

Good to see Roy have a fucking impact. :rolleyes:

Weak fucking cuntload boong piece of fucking nigger shit.

[Travyo]

Lulz Boong

Lol at this name Nasir Jamshed

[peternorth]

did we win?

[Hugh Jorgen]

did we win?

We didn't win the cricket but we didn't get shot or blown up either. So it was a victory of sorts.

[dmc333]

http://www.sydneyuniversitycricket.com.au/player-profiles/2008_09/Individual-profiles/Greg%20Mathews.jpg

Mo is available.

[Kingy]

We didn't win the cricket but we didn't get shot or blown up either. So it was a victory of sorts.

Always look on the bright side.

Really, what a fucking pathetic effort. Pup needs to grow some balls and tear shreds off of the batsmen, they were all pissweak and threw there wickets away to nothing shots.

Wankers.

Salman BUTT goes alright though.

Lol, butt!

[Whacker]

If the batsman actually played a shot against the spinners instead of trying to run them down to third fucking man every fucking ball or trying to push a motherfucking short single straight to fuckin cover every other fucking ball we may not act like we are fucking england and we will show some fucking balls!

[Curtis Stone]

How can Afridi be the chief destroyer though? He's a part timer like Dave Hussey.

We failed to make contact with every second ball faced. Deplorable. :thumbsd:

[peternorth]

i blame m clarke

[Kingy]

If the batsman actually played a shot against the spinners instead of trying to run them down to third fucking man every fucking ball or trying to push a motherfucking short single straight to fuckin cover every other fucking ball we may not act like we are fucking england and we will show some fucking balls!

Pretty fucking much.

Footwork was non-existent or fucking shit.

They never got to the pitch of the ball, and consequently, didn't play any attacking shots against them.

Fucking wankers - even Fergie was shit, but that's not his fault.

[Curtis Stone]

Pretty fucking much.

Footwork was non-existent or fucking shit.

They never got to the pitch of the ball, and consequently, didn't play any attacking shots against them.

Fucking wankers - even Fergie was shit, but that's not his fault.

Agree. You can't help where you're born and bred.

[pickman]

Ok watching the second game atm, christ we've dropped some real gimme's in the field :thumbsd:

[Roddy Woomble]

BAD HADDIN has pulled of some great catches in this series! :eek:

[pickman]

BAD HADDIN has pulled of some great catches in this series! :eek:

He has and then makes a complete dogs breakfast of an easy run out :o

[Curtis Stone]

Disheartening to see WA's own Umar Gul pulling on the Paki colours. :thumbsd:

[Mancey]

Hey shit, we won

[Curtis Stone]

We survived. That's the main thing. :thumbsu:

[Hugh Jorgen]

Need to get Gilly back out of retirement. He's killing it in the IPL at the moment.

[peternorth]

We survived. That's the main thing. :thumbsu:

yes, somethings are more important than cricket.

[Kingy]

198 we made.

Haydos & Gilly carving up the IPL, lets get those two fucking legends and national treasures back in the side.

I like Mark Waugh's special comments - talking about the 05 Ashes;

"I felt sick watching that... it was bul....it was sickening... why were we friends with them while the games were on?! Better not see that again this time round."

Calls it like he sees it, I rate him.

[bigburger]

Fair dinkum where the fuck is Mitchel Johnson? He gets half the teams wickets and half the teams runs. Best cricketer in the world at the moment.

[Curtis Stone]

198 we made.

Haydos & Gilly carving up the IPL, lets get those two fucking legends and national treasures back in the side.

I like Mark Waugh's special comments - talking about the 05 Ashes;

"I felt sick watching that... it was bul....it was sickening... why were we friends with them while the games were on?! Better not see that again this time round."

Calls it like he sees it, I rate him.

He's got that 'don't give a fuck' attitute.

I mean, look at his missus...

[Mancey]

Hey shit, we won

Hey shit, we won again.

Feel the wrath of our sub 200 scores, and fizzing spitting Nathan Hauritz hand grenades Pakis

Fair dinkum where the fuck is Mitchel Johnson? He gets half the teams wickets and half the teams runs. Best cricketer in the world at the moment.

Hopefully somewhere where his feet are up, and his cock is being sucked by some hottie. Bigger things waiting for him in a couple of months, last thing we need is him getting a back stress fracture or some shit

[Curtis Stone]

Hopefully somewhere where his feet are up, and his cock is being sucked by some hottie. Bigger things waiting for him in a couple of months, last thing we need is him getting a back stress fracture or some shit

Or gunned down by a terrorist.

[Hugh Jorgen]

This series would have to be the biggest "who gives a fuck" series since we last played the Bangas in Darwin. We're only playing it to make it up to the Pakis for pulling out of touring there, don't even think the players give a fuck about it.

It's just a case of killing time now until the Ashes comes round.