AFL SuperCunt 2009

[pickman]

I got this email in my Facebook from a group I'm a member of called "The Fuckwit Basket", now this idea seems very TLC :thumbsu:


Information for members and their guests,
Never mind the 'Supercoach' craze, here is an AFL contest with a twist. We dont want to hear a thing about who you think can play football, who gets the most hardball gets, or clangers. We dont even want to hear about which players you like.

Welcome to 'AFL SuperCunt' 2009.

We want to fill out a complete AFL team with the biggest pricks of our great game. Everyone has a few candidates for most punchable AFL head (Eg: Adam McPhee, Tarkyn Lockyer, Lewis Roberts Thompson to name but a few) Why leave them out in the cold, get em onto the magnet board now!

To round out this prestigious competition, we are also looking for administrators, commentators, umpires, coaches and even a board and club president... I have a few springing to mind right now actually. Evening Mr McGuire, Scot McLaren, Ricky Nixon and Hutchy...In fact I think we might even wheel Trevor Marmalaide back for this...To nominate simply throw your cockhead in question into the regular fuckwit basket, and all other nominations automatically will also qualify. Final team will be named at a gala evening towards the end of September, possibly including some token red carpet moles for good measure as well... Get your nominations in now....

AFL SUPERC*NT 2009 - The only thing missing is U!


Here's a link to the group if any of you care http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=7898507823

Now my question is.... why didn't we think of this ourselves :eek:

[Spanners Watson]

I'd try hard to get Ross Funke out of retirement

[Mancey]

That really is pretty awesome. But fuck facebook...we'll do it here

Here's my all-australian Fuckhead backline

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Thoughts?

Lol...just realised. 3 collingwood, 1.5 freo and a port player....says a lot

[Kingy]

I didn't even bother reading any of the thread, I just wanted to say what a fucking good thread title Picko99 has come up with.

Kudos my friend.

[pickman]

That really is pretty awesome. But fuck facebook...we'll do it here

Here's my all-australian Fuckhead backline

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2714/anzacday07heathshawmedax.jpg http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/470/2008keplerbradleymed.jpg http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5422/2008joshcarrmed.jpg

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Thoughts?

Lol...just realised. 3 collingwood, 1.5 freo and a port player....says a lot

I agree Mancey, I think it's our duty as TLCers to do this, for starters we get to go around calling AFL players cunts!

And I agree with the early noms of Shaw, Cornes and Carr.

I didn't even bother reading any of the thread, I just wanted to say what a fucking good thread title Picko99 has come up with.

Kudos my friend.

On behalf of of Picko99 all I can say is thanks.

[Mancey]

I agree Mancey, I think it's our duty as TLCers to do this, for starters we get to go around calling AFL players cunts!

And I agree with the early noms of Shaw, Cornes and Carr.
Kepler was for his mong head...i'm sure he's probably a nice bloke.

Leigh Brown gets a nom for being a spud

Maxwell...well yeah.

Alternatives before we move onto the midfield? Scarlett has a bit of a punchable head? Ranga Merrett?

I'd nominate Hunter at CHB, but he's a Bunbury boy and loyalty compels me to give him a pass.

Kyle Reimers for Leigh Brown maybe too now i think of it...are us Bunbury people all fuckheads? Whats Neville Jetta like as a bloke Demons fans

[pickman]

Kepler was for his mong head...i'm sure he's probably a nice bloke.

Leigh Brown gets a nom for being a spud

Maxwell...well yeah.

Alternatives before we move onto the midfield?

What about Setanta? Man will kick you in the jatz if your not careful.

Jordan McMahon - useless spud with no skills and a bad panto villian mo.

[Mancey]

Ah, yep. Ok, we can save reimers and Hunts for the forward line.

McMahon and Setanta in. Better slot in as full back anyways

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[Mancey]

Probably should have got Goddard in there somewhere.

Centerline suggestions?

Stevens in the guts. Harvey on the wing?

[pickman]

Cousins

You could place Dean Solomon on any line.

Some will say Aker but I don't mind him, it appears his great crime is to be someone with an independent thought. Still has massive tickets on himself so worthy of a nom

[Mancey]

Aker and Solly are simply must haves. They locked into each HFF i reckon.

As for Cuz...you wound me picko99:(

[Ratto]

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[CATS]

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LOL
+1 rep for the coach choice! :thumbsu:

Why no Cousins in there...disgrace! I would have thought he would be captain!

[Tarvold]

lol, Stanton? Am I missing something?

I propose the following changes:

OUT: Goddard, Stanton, Wells

IN: Didak, Thomas, Yarran

[Banana Republican]

I think Tredders would be disappointed

[Mancey]

lol, Stanton? Am I missing something?

I propose the following changes:

OUT: Goddard, Stanton, Wells

IN: Didak, Thomas, Yarran

Aker, Tredders (VC) and Brent Harvey definitely need to be in there. And maybe Will Minson on the bench. I love Brogan as ruck tho.

And the coach is genius:D

IN Tredders, Harvey, Aker
OUT Stanton, Tarrant (he's just shit, more than being a fuckhead), Judd(don't make god angry)

[pickman]

Didak has to be in the team, his "crimes" are far worse than anything Judd could do and Tredrea, well he would do a bow and phone home once he got the word that he was in the team :thumbsu:

[thegrach]

Aker, Tredders (VC) and Brent Harvey definitely need to be in there. And maybe Will Minson on the bench. I love Brogan as ruck tho.

And the coach is genius:D

IN Tredders, Harvey, Aker
OUT Stanton, Tarrant (he's just shit, more than being a fuckhead), Judd(don't make god angry)
I agree mance, Brogan has the most punchable head in the AFL for mine.

[pickman]

Andrew Lovett has to be a nominee, even fellow AFL players think he's a cunt

[pepe]

Steven Baker is a must, and Mancey, Hunntaa is the biggest cunt alive. Would be a travesty if not selected.

Agree with J Carr, and likewise Tarrant is just a **** of a kick

[Hugh Jorgen]

I'll give you Baker & Milne, but I think Riewoldt & Goddard are a bit stiff.

Surely Tredrea, Didak, Harvey & Fevola all deserve consideration.

[Penovic]

Captain Afterworld is an avid member of the fuckwit basket

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[Mancey]

Steven Baker is a must, and Mancey, Hunntaa is the biggest cunt alive. Would be a travesty if not selected.

Agree with J Carr, and likewise Tarrant is just a **** of a kick

Josh Carr can't even make the port side...lol Josh, sucked in.

And yeah, pretty hard to see Hunts missing out on this team. Could possibly be in the leadership group

[Curtis Stone]

Steven Baker is a must, and Mancey, Hunntaa is the biggest cunt alive. Would be a travesty if not selected.

Agree with J Carr, and likewise Tarrant is just a **** of a kick

Agree.

[Mancey]

Yeah fuck that cunt

[_JC_]

Fev? Hall? Also agree with Aker, Tredders and Didak

[tribey]

I think Tredders would be disappointed

tredders is the male equivalent of dorothy mantooth. fact.

[Mancey]

DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!