The Front Page

[Swamp]

You made an error re-implementing that sport board Chirf. After leaving us in the lurch for so long and popping back i with a bit of admin love you've left us hanging for more and with the belief that suggestions can get stuff done.
There's one particular thing thats been annoying me of late. It's the front page, limboclub.com, the one everyone sees when they happen apon this place while cavorting accross the interwebs.
Right now it shows a sample of threads in the 'Feature Presentations' board, which, while somewhat humorous, (and despite the addition of the kid eating the mandarin) is all very old content, from the 'previous generation' of TLC and in my opinion does not accuratley portray what lies within our asylum walls, which is something a front page really should do.
However this can easly be fixed, and I have a couple of suggestions to what could be done, if you reckon its worht it and can be stuffed.
You could simply tweak it so the front pauge shows the latest threads on the main board, ala that other site you run, BigFuty or whatever its called.
Or, you could just update the Feature Presentation board for what it was meant for in the first place: highlighting the best of our bullshit. Our Shower of Gold, if you will.
You could choose your won favourites chief, or get everyone to vote which ones should go up there. I can think of a few definates. As long as the front page shows a bit of what is currently going on in the site. Otherwise, people are going to come here, see shit from mid-2006 and go 'wtf?' or think its a dead site and just leave.

So, in summary, please:

Fix the front page
Do something about all these fucking server busy messages
Get that thing where you can see the first line of a thread by hovering the mouse over it
Fix the 'New posts' search so it shows all boards and not just the main one. This way more n00bs will find the other boards and post.
Bring back rep. I had HUNDREDS.
Ban Afterworld, he's fat
Have a dram of 18 year old Scotch
and for christ sake BRING OVER THE OLD THREADSkthnxbye

[CATS]

I vote Swampy for President! :thumbsu:

[Mancey]

I think the front page is quaint, and a reminder of times past.

[Power King]

^Don't ruin the moment!

[Ron]

Get rid of this shit


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It makes the page look unprofessional and makes you Chief look more like a chicken coop builder and less of a web page designer.

[BobsCousin]

I love the youtube vid and then mocaholics words of wisdom..how about that dude who says its his first post and he is already cooler than everyone else. Never get sick of reading the same shit.

Oh and i always LOLZER when i see the pic of the legomen..thats is without a doubt humour right there. Bricktestiment..bloody gold..let me repost it for those who havent seen it..

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_16a.jpg

I mean how could you get rid of such a welcoming homepage!!

[RoosterLad]

I didn't even realise there was a front page.

[Kingy]

It makes the page look unprofessional and makes you Chief look more like a chicken coop builder and less of a web page designer.

I hate to pull you up and make you look silly Ron, but the design, manufacture and sale of mobile chicken coops is Chief's primary source of income.

[Swamp]

No love for this idea cheif? Syd, is this in your limited powers?

[Syd]

No love for this idea cheif? Syd, is this in your limited powers?

Not even with Super Ted's powers dude. :(

[PowerKat]

We were actually promised most of this stuff when the BFTLC was shut down.

On seeing no action for a while, I was pretty much told to 'be patient'. I should have realised that meant 'It's never going to happen, but this'll shut you up for a while'.

Good luck SC :thumbsu:

[Machete KruZin]

So, in summary, please:

Fix the front page
Do something about all these fucking server busy messages
Get that thing where you can see the first line of a thread by hovering the mouse over it
Fix the 'New posts' search so it shows all boards and not just the main one. This way more n00bs will find the other boards and post.
Bring back rep. I had HUNDREDS.
Ban Afterworld, he's fat
and for christ sake BRING OVER THE OLD THREADSkthnxbye

+1 :o

[Machete KruZin]

Get rid of this shit


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It makes the page look unprofessional and makes you Chief look more like a chicken coop builder and less of a web page designer.

That's the best bit! Using it as part of the 'Classic FAIL' skin on my site ATM. :)

[jimmy35]

How's that working out for you .

[Legend]

That's the best bit! Using it as part of the 'Classic FAIL' skin on my site ATM. :)

you shoudl just permanenlty log off. i mean you are a fucking spastic.

[Mancey]

That's the best bit! Using it as part of the 'Classic FAIL' skin on my site ATM. :)

I've posted the pics on my site*

Yeah... nah, these look way too real to share. Not game enough to even post them on my own site.

It's in a private forum, so relax Jake. The way my site is going, it will take a member at least a year to clock up 50 posts required to view that particular forum. :o


Join my site Pete, her pics can be found there. :thumbsu:

I have a requests forum, if you want Boobie Aviators made..

Hey guys....could be wrong here, but i think kruz has his own site.

[Machete KruZin]

you shoudl just permanenlty log off. i mean you are a fucking spastic.

And you have a tiny penis. :)

[pickman]

Hey guys....could be wrong here, but i think kruz has his own site.


Are you sure Mancey, are you really sure?

[Swamp]

Chirf.

I ask you, please, as someone that genuinley appreciates what you give us the oppurtunity to do here on this site,

please,

as a 'balancer' for implementing ads, will you just pick one thing on the op list, just ONE, it can be the easiest one if you like, and do it?

Please?

Just for us, little ol' TLCers that do nothing except now make you money with their smut and filth?

Cmon Rog, you used to be cool.

[PowerKat]

[whispers]pssst - SC, you're begging - it looks a bit... pathetic [/whispering]

[Swamp]

Yeah fair enough PK, probably an accurate call there. Fuckit Cheif, you're a cunt.

[Jather Fack]

I have plenty of time on my hands atm, make me a superdupermod and I'll fix it for ya Chirfy, you won't have to do a thing*





*except clean up the mess afterwards (I don't know what I'm doing) and take calls from TT and ACA.

[Kingy]

I have plenty of time on my hands atm, make me a superdupermod and I'll fix it for ya Chirfy, you won't have to do a thing*





*except clean up the mess afterwards (I don't know what I'm doing) and take calls from TT and ACA.

What would happened if you told Centrelink you were working as a moderator for an online paintball discussion forum, at no charge, voluntarily... would that be viewed favourably?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Have a dram of 18 year old Scotch
How could anyone deny the will of the people?

[Swamp]

I have no idea what a dram is but I've seen some pretty hot 18 yr old scotch college chicks so go nuts chirf

[Jather Fack]

What would happened if you told Centrelink you were working as a moderator for an online paintball discussion forum, at no charge, voluntarily... would that be viewed favourably?

i wouldn't tell those pricks nuffing. pricks with their 'rules''.

[Swamp]

Hoo-fucking-ray.

[Maverick]

We should bring in some blogs for the front page.

On BigFooty, they're just so fucking awesome, and not the slightest bit annoying and fucking useless.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Should also get some of Yarden/Nedray's work on the front page.

Will be guaranteed to bring in the badass ruckas crew types.

[PowerKat]

We should bring in some blogs for the front page.

On BigFooty, they're just so fucking awesome, and not the slightest bit annoying and fucking useless.

I never go the front page on BF. My old bookmark was straight to TLC, now it's the Port Board. Sounds like I've been missing out

[Jather Fack]

good idea. i will change my bookmark to the Port board too.

[Kingy]

It's the Port Board. Sounds like I've been missing out

Fair chance.

[PowerKat]

good idea. i will change my bookmark to the Port board too.

Fair chance.

lol - I will change my bookmark to the front page then :thumbsu:

[Swamp]

So I'm noticing a few other things that have been fixed ie. new posts actually showing posts on all boards. Well done with that. Now do all the other shit. Now. And unban me off bigfooty. Now.

[Pol Pot]

So I'm noticing a few other things that have been fixed ie. new posts actually showing posts on all boards. Well done with that. Now do all the other shit. Now. And unban me off bigfooty. Now.
This.

[Hrtbrk Scorsese]

Accept your ban phaggorts. Stop snitchin' and bitchin'

[clarkson2scott]

If you know how to use Dreamweaver which is a website program try and work out some new changes for the site.

[thegrach]

Sage advice.

[Mancey]

If you know how to use Dreamweaver

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Good song tho