Right - who should be the new mod??

[gangsta deluxe]

Roger make a decision. This thread may give you some rational advice, it may not, but please get a move on.

I would suggest:

1. Pork Stork(easily the best choice)

2. Power Kat

3. Jake.

All of these three would moderate well, follow the rules, and wouldn't get too involved in spats with other posters(except for maybe PK).

What do you other TLCers think?

[Whacker]

This guy

grunesteravelta

[CatCake]

Godfrey Jones is the obvious choise.

[Penovic]

Me.

Clearly this club needs a new face to get the most out of our team.

[Ratto]

Ratto_Man, but seriously Ratto_Man will do it.

[LondonCalling]

Carbs

[Whacker]

ten_dollar_light_bulb
i_love_bigandY

[Kingy]

Me.

Clearly this club needs a new face to get the most out of our team.

This guy has a point - we're clearly becoming stale and complacement; he seems to have some fresh ideas which could motivate us all to lift our game.

If not him, probably Crackers I guess.

[FG]

flawed genius

[Kingy]

flawed genius

Pros/Cons?

[Cath]

I nominate PowerKat, she's a nice lady with a forearm that makes even me tingle :thumbsu:

[Kingy]

PK goes alright, but I don't think she's online enough..

[pickman]

Picko99

[Syd]

I already have my list of nominees ready for Rog.

I should like someone that I can mold into my own image. Kind of a legacy just in case I kick the (don't get excited Mike)... bucket.

[Swamp]

Jesus

[gangsta deluxe]

So its me then Syd!!!

lol:rolleyes:

[Kingy]

I already have my list of nominees ready for Rog.


Syd, you aren't qualified to make that call mate - what happened to separation of powers?!

Also, post your list.

[Syd]

Syd, you aren't qualified to make that call mate - what happened to separation of powers?!

ATM, I am Omnipotent!!!




Also, post your list.

"No".

[Curtis Stone]

It's Suzi isn't it?

She taught you everything you know, so I reckon she gets a mention here. :thumbsu:

[gangsta deluxe]

Don't make crackers mod!!!

I wont be able to bicker with him, and his attacks will have some substance.

[Curtis Stone]

New Mod will be announced any day now...in conjunction with the ol' threads coming across. :thumbsu:

[Fred]

ATM, I am Omnipotent!!!

Really?

[Swamp]

FUCKING LOL LOLLOLOLOLO that was a good one fred you are such a joker man you should bring the lulz all the time


gtfo of our tlc

[Mr Pinchy]

Pinchy!!!!!!

[Curtis Stone]

Pinchy!!!!!!

Would agree if not for you being over qualified.

[Kingy]

I reckon Hoffy would go alright, Mancey too.

[Curtis Stone]

Appreciate your endorsement Kingy, but not for me. I've seen what it does to folk. Plus Suzi's forum is my main priority these days, then life. :)

Mancey or Pork Stork FTW. :thumbsu:

You'd be a good choice too K-Dawg, but I reckon you're in the same boat as me.

My vote goes to he who guarantees us Tooozday. :thumbsu:

EDIT: All said and done, Roger couldn't give two fucks what any of us think anyway, so its a moot point really.

[Hobby Farmer]

I suggested Mancey a while back.

But I think he might be a little too tame for this place:D

[Syd]

Really?

How about this n00b Chirf.
Bet he'd go alright. :thumbsu:

[thegrach]

Yeah he would be awesome. An old ranga with a fucking attitude problem. :thumbsd:

[gangsta deluxe]

He doesnt find anything funny.

NOTHING!!!!!

The man is a stone!

[Curtis Stone]

Yeah he would be awesome. An old ranga with a fucking attitude problem. :thumbsd:

He doesnt find anything funny.

NOTHING!!!!!

The man is a stone!

Which makes him perfect Mod material no? :confused:

[thegrach]

You have got me on a technicality Hoffy, you crafty jew.

[PowerKat]

lol - only just read this thread

not for me, although I'm flattered* to rate a mention

Pork or Mance for mine






*no, really

[rest56]

did u say u wanted to pork mance, pk?

[Kingy]

Crackers would go alright.

I like that mature bastard, he'd be wheely good.

[johnnie walker]

Pork Stork, for me also.


And that Syd guy might do a good job as well...

[Geelong_Sicko]

ATM, I am Omnipotent!!!

They can fix your problem with them little swimmers these days, Syd. Advanced breakthroughs are advanced:thumbsu:

[Syd]

They can fix your problem with them little swimmers these days, Syd. Advanced breakthroughs are advanced:thumbsu:

Yeah, YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :cool:

[Mr Pinchy]

I'm the dark horse

[Curtis Stone]

I'm the dark horse

You're not a horse. :rolleyes:

Horses can't use 'puters or teh internetz. They don't have the required dexterity to operate a keyboard. :thumbsd:

[Swamp]

I'm the dark horse

I knew there was a reason I hated you.

[Mr Pinchy]

You're not a horse. :rolleyes:

Horses can't use 'puters or teh internetz. They don't have the required dexterity to operate a keyboard. :thumbsd:I had a "hoof-sized" keyboard especially made for me. It takes up most of the stable

[Maverick]

Fuck all your nominations.

Give it to SnoopDOdoubleG. He's clearly the top dawg around here.

[Geelong_Sicko]

I had a "hoof-sized" keyboard especially made for me. It takes up most of the stable

Bet you're no good at show-jumping.

*loads rifle*

Go on Mr Ed, prove me wrong!

[Mr Pinchy]

I've gone from "dark horse" to "definite smokey"

[Jack Frost]

I've gone from "dark horse" to "definite smokey"



Pole ?

[Syd]

Nice :thumbsu:

[Legend]

I'll do IT.

[Dr Andy]

why the fuck do we need a new mod?


syd seems to handle the shit pretty well, it's not like he's not around when need be


fuck a new mod, we only need one (syd). but for the love of hot dog jizz, give him more powers. rocket science this is not.

[Mr Pinchy]

Get a straw, Andy

[Dr Andy]

ok then, give me examples of times when we've needed another mod

[Curtis Stone]

ok then, give me examples of times when we've needed another mod

Maybe Syd has a life outside the forum and won't be able to monitor things all the time?

Actually, you pose a good question...

[Dr Andy]

Maybe Syd has a life outside the forum and won't be able to monitor things all the time?

Actually, you pose a good question...
syd hasn't complained about moderating once

if he had, or if shit had happened where syd wasn't able to fix it up in a timely manner, then yeah ok start talking about another mod. BUT syd does a fine job alone. it's not like TLC needs much moderating anyway. nobody has actually given a reason why they want a second mod. it seems like people are calling for another mod just for the sake of it.


my 2c

[Geelong_Sicko]

I agree with Dr Andy. Noise for the sake of noise, that's what this is. As long as everyone refrains from posting kiddie-fiddler pics we don't really need mods anyway.

[PowerKat]

fuck you all - let's get another mod just for the sake of it

as if we need a reasoned well thought out argument to support an action

[Mancey]

On the face of it i agree with you andy, works fine with just syd, and its not like there's many situations where there's a massive drama that needs taking care of immediately. The only one i can really think of is when aliases come on here and spam the boards with heaps of new threads, that really shits me to tears.

But like anyone, there will be times Syd is going to head off up the coast for a week or 2, and some people tend to notice that exposure and exploit it. Plus there's the fact that it sorta sucks at times being a mod because someone will usually whinge no matter what you do. If Syd is happy with that burden cool, but in the same position i'd probably prefer someone to share the load.

But yeah, given its pretty free for all on here there's not too many times where severe modding is required. If ever one guy could do it it'd be here.

[Geelong_Sicko]

fuck you all - let's get another mod just for the sake of it

as if we need a reasoned well thought out argument to support an action

Yeah nah. Nice try though:thumbsu:

[Curtis Stone]

syd hasn't complained about moderating once

if he had, or if shit had happened where syd wasn't able to fix it up in a timely manner, then yeah ok start talking about another mod. BUT syd does a fine job alone. it's not like TLC needs much moderating anyway. nobody has actually given a reason why they want a second mod. it seems like people are calling for another mod just for the sake of it.

Mate I agree.

After all, we ended up with Kevin Rudd (real Kevin, not twin Kevin) because of the change for a sake of change attitude. :thumbsd:

[Geelong_Sicko]

Mate I agree.

After all, we ended up with Kevin Rudd (real Kevin, not twin Kevin) because of the change for a sake of change attitude. :thumbsd:

I thought it was because John Howard was a knob, and a majority of Australian voters were sick of him and his party?

[Curtis Stone]

I thought it was because John Howard was a knob, and a majority of Australian voters were sick of him and his party?

Doesn't mean you need to vote a knob of equal or higher knobbage in though.

At least the country was flourishing under Howard whether you like the guy or not.

Just like footy, you don't need to change a winning team necessarily even if there might be someone good to come into the side.

[Geelong_Sicko]

I just can't disagree with you about Kev being a knob as well - because he is. It kinda became like that South Park episode where the school mascot choice was between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich. Whichever one wins, we lose.

On Australia flourishing there's a school of thought that reckons Howard kinda coasted on the way Keating had set up the economy before losing power. That and the mining boom helped.

But holy fuck, I'm talking too much politics in here. This should be neutral territory, so I'm gonna cast a few million little ballots over at 'the fap thread'

[Mancey]

Just like footy, you don't need to change a winning team necessarily even if there might be someone good to come into the side.

Shannon Byrnes was pretty good on the weekend. Make Ablett earn his spot through the VFL i reckon

[Syd]

Truth be told guys, for the most part I prefer to stand back and let posts\posters be.

As you rightly state, this place has looser rules than most and needs little moderating per se.

Mancey, for those occasions when I am away, simply hit the 'report post' button or PM me. All reported posts send me an email which vibrates my iPhone prompting a quick log in and check of the offending post.

I also log in frequently (even on holidays) so I'll see a PM relatively longer but problem will still be fixed.

PLUS, if I'm going to be away for a prolonged period I can always ask Fred to spend some more time here with you all.. ;)

[Curtis Stone]

Shannon Byrnes was pretty good on the weekend. Make Ablett earn his spot through the VFL i reckon

Absolutely.*

*Needed to say that to support my similie. May or not be true.

[Mancey]

Truth be told guys, for the most part I prefer to stand back and let posts\posters be.

As you rightly state, this place has looser rules than most and needs little moderating per se.

Mancey, for those occasions when I am away, simply hit the 'report post' button or PM me. All reported posts send me an email which vibrates my iPhone prompting a quick log in and check of the offending post.

I also log in frequently (even on holidays) so I'll see a PM relatively longer but problem will still be fixed.

PLUS, if I'm going to be away for a prolonged period I can always ask Fred to spend some more time here with you all.. ;)

Absolute power gets the nod from me then. Don't change a good* thing

[Dr Andy]

Truth be told guys, for the most part I prefer to stand back and let posts\posters be.

As you rightly state, this place has looser rules than most and needs little moderating per se.

Mancey, for those occasions when I am away, simply hit the 'report post' button or PM me. All reported posts send me an email which vibrates my iPhone prompting a quick log in and check of the offending post.

I also log in frequently (even on holidays) so I'll see a PM relatively longer but problem will still be fixed.

PLUS, if I'm going to be away for a prolonged period I can always ask Fred to spend some more time here with you all.. ;)
see told you guys

where's the problem with this

Fred
o there it is

[Maverick]

Give Mancey the job.

[Dr Andy]

fire fred the cuntload

[PowerKat]

Give Mancey the job.

agreed - his application is the strongest so far ;)

[bigburger]

Give Mancey the job.

fire fred the cuntload


Quality posts.

[Hobby Farmer]

Give Mancey the job.

Not enough hair.

[Maverick]

Somehow I can't see Chirf/Fred/Syd having a full head of hair.

[Swamp]

Somehow I can't see Chirf/Fred/Syd having a full head of hair.

Chirf: Full hair
Syd: No hair
Fred: No soul

[Syd]

I have golden tresses that should adorn Adonis fellas. ;)





Srsly, picture KRudds hair on a mod and thats pretty much spot on.

[Maverick]

Fred: No testicles

EFA.

[Curtis Stone]

So is this happening or what? Or the economic downturn mean Chirf can't afford to pay another hefty wage?

[Fred]

Somehow I can't see Chirf/Fred/Syd having a full head of hair.

You couldn't be more wrong in my case.:p Quite the opposite in fact.

[gangsta deluxe]

You got a bed head fred?

[Dr Andy]

You couldn't be more wrong in my case.:p Quite the opposite in fact.
that's not what i hear

[Curtis Stone]

But it's ginger right?

In that case, it's actually a bad thing having a full head o' hair.

[LondonCalling]

What colour are ya pubes?

[Maverick]

You couldn't be more wrong in my case.:p Quite the opposite in fact.

Post n00dz?

[Fred]

But it's ginger right?

In that case, it's actually a bad thing having a full head o' hair.

No it's not ginger and never was.

[Curtis Stone]

The rumours are false!

Dare I say it, you may actually have a soul after all...

[Dr Andy]

No it's not ginger and never was.
that's not what i hear freddles

[gangsta deluxe]

Hey Fred,

Make me the mod.

I'll be good, and I'll ban anyone who disrespects you!

Plus none of the posters will want me to be mod, this works in my favour surely?!

[thegrach]

No it's not ginger and never was.
"Strawberry Blonde"?

[rumblah]

You couldn't be more wrong in my case.:p Quite the opposite in fact.
Fuck off faggot.. You're not wanted here, or anywhere for that matter.

[LondonCalling]

Fuck off faggot.. You're not wanted here, or anywhere for that matter.

PERMABAN! PERMABAN!

[Ljp86]

Hey Fred,

Make me the mod.

I'll be good, and I'll ban anyone who disrespects you!

Plus none of the posters will want me to be mod, this works in my favour surely?!

Judging by the posts on here, there might not be many left if that happened.

[Maverick]

Who the fuck is the new mod?



Rave gets my vote.

Won't let black people post (especially Fijians) & will provide the lulz.

What more could you want in a mod?

[Rave]

Who the fuck is the new mod?



Rave gets my vote.

Won't let black people post (especially Fijians) & will provide the lulz.

What more could you want in a mod?

I have plenty of spare time too since i'm no longer allowed within 100 metres of that kindergarten down the road.

If I am given this power then I want meg as my deputy and he has to wear low cut dresses.

I also decree no more shooping mexicans who fuck fat chicks.

[Maverick]

See Chirf/Syd.

Rave is up at these hours patrolling the boards, making sure all is ok in the land of Limbo.

Fucking disgrace if he is not given the gig.

Plus I wanna wear a low cut dress.



lolwut..

[Rave]

See Chirf/Syd.

Rave is up at these hours patrolling the boards, making sure all is ok in the land of Limbo.

Fucking disgrace if he is not given the gig.

Plus I wanna wear a low cut dress.



lolwut..

/me faps vigorously

nowmykeysarestucktogetherwithjizzandihavenospacebar

[gangsta deluxe]

Fucking make me a mod syd.

Then I can justifiably rape children and we all win.

Rave you can toss my salad. Consolation prize, might be better too. Im incontinent.

[Syd]

All very valid points you make fellas, but you have missed the single most important ingredient to any application.....

The little brown envelope stuffed with cash. ;)

[pickman]

All very valid points you make fellas, but you have missed the single most important ingredient to any application.....

The little brown envelope stuffed with cash. ;)

OK, so it's not little or brown but will this suffice?


http://api.ning.com/files/0z5kBignHsXDVAc24xgw1mf5nrRlVN96W1M4D2ClwprUo2JKjsTS9PR73vwq fNgv3Pz00SvJ-sf83KM7sog0FQxRMZhDU950/iStock_000004415349XSmall.jpg

[Curtis Stone]

I've finished my apprenticeship over at the aflfooty2009 forums.

Just saying.

[Maverick]

All very valid points you make fellas, but you have missed the single most important ingredient to any application.....

The little brown envelope stuffed with cash. ;)

Syd. I have it on good authority that Rave is excellent at stimulating the penis orally*

Perhaps that could suffice?




*no homo

[gangsta deluxe]

Rave is busy taking care of Jeffy.

He will be away for many weeks.

[Syd]

Syd. I have it on good authority that Rave is excellent at stimulating the penis orally*

Perhaps that could suffice?




*no homo

Not quite the kind of stimulus package I'm famous for..

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

PERMABAN! PERMABAN!
A bit late on the response, but yeah. I agree. Done.

[LondonCalling]

I won't lie. I'm hard right now.

[Syd]

Don't lie on your stomache anyways. :eek:

[Maverick]

Haha Rumblah you homo.

[Syd]

Shall we play "Hangman" to decide the new mods name??

[Swamp]

Ok Syd I'l start

First Q

Then X

Then Z

Then 3

Then Blueberry

The Felafel

[Maverick]

Can't Chirf just get on his iPhone & give Patto_man a buzz. (He must have him on speed dial)

Or threaten to ban him on BF unless he becomes the new mod here.

Can you imagine how beautiful it'd be..




ahhhh.. we can only dream..

[Cath]

I would like to nominate Mancey or Crackers because they seem mature... well mature is going a bit far, but mature for people on TLC anyway :thumbsu: :)

[Syd]

I would like to nominate Mancey or Crackers because they seem mature... well mature is going a bit far, but mature for people on TLC anyway :thumbsu: :)

Firstly, I'd like to say 'thank you' for your resounding vote of confidence in how I got my modship Cath.....

[Curtis Stone]

Firstly, I'd like to say 'thank you' for your resounding vote of confidence in how I got my modship Cath.....

I'm told it was something to do with gag reflex or lack thereof.

[Cath]

Firstly, I'd like to say 'thank you' for your resounding vote of confidence in how I got my modship Cath.....

Oh shucks Syd you know you're the best Mod ever to have graced this fine forum! When I think back to the days where Reep was a mod I literally get shivers up my spine (and not the hot kind).

You know I adore you <3




Oh wait we don't have rep anymore, never mind, ignore that! :o

[Ljp86]

I'll do it.

[Kingy]

I'll do it.

I won't.

[Dr Andy]

if i get made a mod i'm going to ban every last one of you including cherf

[gangsta deluxe]

ANDY MOD NAO!!!!!!

[KayGee]

if i get made a mod i'm going to ban every last one of you including cherf
Congratulations. You are the newest Limbo Club Mod.

[Travyo]

I still can't believe Kevin Garnett is a member of the limbo club

[Kingy]

I still can't believe Kevin Garnett is a member of the limbo club

Because you can't believe a negro could use a computer?

[Jather Fack]

fuck me, how many times do I have to post the simple fact that I HAVE THE BLOODY TIME TO DO A GOOD JOB of being a mod????????

[Travyo]

97..

[Syd]

fuck me, how many times do I have to post the simple fact that I HAVE THE BLOODY TIME TO DO A GOOD JOB of being a mod????????


Convincingly??

At least once. ;)

[thegrach]

You're as cold as ice Syd.

[Jack Frost]

HE'S WILLING TO SACRIFICE OUR LOVE

[Geelong_Sicko]

You're as cold as ice Syd.

They called him 'Iceman' back when he was flying F-14s at that Big Gun (or whatever it was called) flight school back in the 1980s...

[gangsta deluxe]

Make me mod NAO or I will shit my daks and vomit on them.

[pickman]

Make me mod NAO or I will shit my daks and vomit on them.

pics or we wont believe you!

[Penovic]

Me...

[Jack Frost]

Me...


You live in Adelaide, won't happen

[Mr Pinchy]

How's my mod thingy going?

[Maverick]

Fuck up lobster

[pickman]

Fuck up lobster

+1 :thumbsu:

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Still waiting for Syd to nominate one of you *****.

[Maverick]

I nominate Jacko's corpse.

[Syd]

Still waiting for Syd to nominate one of you *****.

I have already made 'behind the scene's' approaches to two of the names nominated already, and both requested I not put their names forward for their own reasons.

I have yet to find another worthy of being my protege. :cool:

[Curtis Stone]

I'm flattered, but going to have to decline.

[Syd]

I'm flattered, but going to have to decline.

When I said "short list", I didn't mean people under 5'6" :cool:

[Curtis Stone]

When I said "short list", I didn't mean people under 5'6" :cool:

Thankfully I have that covered. I'm not Reep.

[gangsta deluxe]

When I said "short list", I didn't mean people under 5'6" :cool:

So you haven't nominated Crackers!?

[gangsta deluxe]

Thankfully I have that covered. I'm not Reep.

Hoffy.....17 posts until you make history.

Fucking hit it.

[Syd]

Thankfully I have that covered. I'm not Reep.

No, no you're not. :cool:

[gangsta deluxe]

Where's my offer you bastard?

[LondonCalling]

Yeah, and mine? I passed the moderator test!!!!!!

[gangsta deluxe]

Me and him passed the mother fucking moderator test!

With flying colours!!!

You owe us.

Furthermore I'd be a good mod, I was never funny in the first place.

[Dr Andy]

we don't need another mod

[gangsta deluxe]

You applying Andy?

You seem to have the capacity to speak for all of us.

[LondonCalling]

Me and him passed the mother fucking moderator test!

With flying colours!!!

You owe us.

Furthermore I'd be a good mod, I was never funny in the first place.

On March 3, 2006 the Big Group established an elite school for the top one percent of its moderators. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of the banzhammer and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best moderators lacking in humour in the world. They succeeded. Today, the Big Group calls it Fred 101. The mods call it: The Mod Lounge....

[Dr Andy]

You applying Andy?
only so i can put everyone but sooz on global ignore

you seem to have the capacity to speak for all of us.
yes it indeed seems that way

[Syd]

Where's my offer you bastard?

Offer????

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



Yeah, and mine? I passed the moderator test!!!!!!

Sez who?

I wrote and grade the test.

Your test = FAIL! :thumbsd:




Me and him passed the mother fucking moderator test!

With flying colours!!!

See " :rolleyes: " above.



Furthermore I'd be a good mod, I was never funny in the first place.

Your Admin username and password should arrive shortly. ;)

[gangsta deluxe]

Your Admin username and password should arrive shortly. ;)

Given that I lack any form of humor I choose to take this seriously. Thank you Syd.

[Curtis Stone]

Given that I lack any form of humor I choose to take this seriously. Thank you Syd.

You've inadvertently created some quality LULZ via your "dog's horse" and "feel a penis" efforts. :thumbsu:

Does that make you ineligible? Not sure.

[PowerKat]

You've inadvertently created some quality LULZ via your "dog's horse" and "feel a penis" efforts. :thumbsu:

Does that make you ineligible? Not sure.

I don't believe so - there's a difference between laughing at someone, and laughing with someone :p

[gangsta deluxe]

Indeed, the only reason people thought those things were funny was because I thought they were facts. I do not think I would be able to provide humour intentionally, I have no sense of humour. I would be a perfect mod.

[Syd]

Indeed, the only reason people thought those things were funny was because I thought they were facts. I do not think I would be able to provide humour intentionally, I have no sense of humour. I would be a perfect mod.

I said ADMIN dumbshit! Yeesh!!!! :rolleyes:

That's it!!! I'm giving your Admin gong to Suzi now. :cool:

[Jather Fack]

I have the time, the patience, and the short attention span to be a mod. hurry up Syd, or i will burn your kebab shop down.

[Syd]

[quote=Jather Fack;252623]I have the time, the patience, and the short attention span to be a ....quote]

Sorry, I didn't make it past there. :o

[Jather Fack]

[quote=Jather Fack;252623]I have the time, the patience, and the short attention span to be a ....quote]

Sorry, I didn't make it past there. :o

fucking mod can't even quote properly. I think i see the problem i'm going to have.

[Jack Frost]

You give me twenty I give you plenty

[gangsta deluxe]

I said ADMIN dumbshit! Yeesh!!!! :rolleyes:

That's it!!! I'm giving your Admin gong to Suzi now. :cool:

Sorry Syd, but I know you never had the power to give an admin position.

I thought you merely misspoke and I came up with the most plausible conclusion.

[Hobby Farmer]

Syd

Whatever those 2 halfwits are offering to pay to be mods I'll double it for you just lead them.













..........Um, may not have been my best business transaction.

I'm not a fucking accuntant

[Kingy]

I have the time, the patience, and the short attention span to be a mod. hurry up Syd, or i will burn your kebab shop down.

Promote that man!

[Hobby Farmer]

Syd

Whatever those 2 halfwits are offering to pay to be mods I'll double it for you just lead them.













..........Um, may not have been my best business transaction.

I'm not a fucking accuntant

Fuck, I better be careful. That post makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

Serves me right for posting after trying to read a diatribe from gangsta deluxe.

FML

[Dr Andy]

Fuck, I better be careful. That post makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

Serves me right for posting after trying to read a diatribe from gangsta deluxe.

FML
i'm glad it didn't even make sense to you cactus

[gangsta deluxe]

Better be careful or the diatribe will turn into a vituperation.

[LondonCalling]

Fuck I hope the bank forecloses on your farm. That'd be absolutely HI-LAR-IO-US.

I also like my odds on the increased likelyhood of suicide of males who work on the land too. That'd be a downright pisser.

[Hobby Farmer]

i'm glad it didn't even make sense to you cactus

Jumping between here and guesshermuff does that to me sometimes.

LC
Thanks
I'm embarrassed to say I don't dwell on what I think/hope/care about you at all, so I can't offer the same sincere words of encouragement. Sorry.

[Dr Andy]

Jumping between here and guesshermuff does that to me sometimes.
hahahahahahaha, I thought that was some nazi german news site or something, but google tells me it is yet another wonderful use of the technology that is the internet

bless you cactus

[Hobby Farmer]

I'd love to claim the Rep but alas I must decline and point out that it was peternorth that posted this indeed very interesting site in Kate's Trousers.

[Hobby Farmer]

Reckon you probably need to speed up the selection process Syd.

I'd have suggested Hoffy, but he is here less than you.

:)

[Syd]

Reckon you probably need to speed up the selection process Syd.

I'd have suggested Hoffy, but he is here less than you.

:)


I'm thinking KruZ might like the job about now. :thumbsu:

And already sent to Chirf.

[thegrach]

Pffft, yep. Makes sense I suppose, his Mrs is a judges associate, whatever the fuck that is.

[Syd]

Pffft, yep. Makes sense I suppose, his Mrs is a judges associate, whatever the fuck that is.

The two were mutually exclusive comments.

Meaning,

1. in relation to the idiots last night\this morning

and

2. I'd already sent chirf my list.

I thought you spoke English here?? :confused:

[thegrach]

Ahh, ok.




PS #3. Online Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (a.k.a. The Grammar Nazi)

[Syd]

Ahh, ok.




PS


It's not 'grammatical' context of which I speak, its 'comprehension' dumbass. :rolleyes:















:p

[thegrach]

2 beers and you turn into a fucking angry drunk.I'll bet you got back into the office and started betling into Suzi, didn't you?

[Syd]

2 beers and you turn into a fucking angry drunk.I'll bet you got back into the office and started betling into Suzi, didn't you?

being married for 7+ years, + new babby = no sex : being angry

[Dr Andy]

wow syd youre really mean

[Syd]

wow syd youre really mean

" You're " :cool:

[gangsta deluxe]

You're getting it your highness.

You are doing what you're supposed to do to qualify for the syndrome. We are two of a kind. Were you always like this syd?

I dont know where I got it from.

[Hobby Farmer]

being married for 7+ years, + new babby = no sex : being angry

Soft!

[Geelong_Sicko]

being married for 7+ years, + new babby = no sex : being angry

This thread will help sort you out, Syd. It's aint safe for work though, matey. Might have to reserve yourself some 'Syd Time' before you hock a loogie on your palm and work away at it.:thumbsu:

http://limboclub.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=193356

[Dr Andy]

You're getting it your highness.

You are doing what you're supposed to do to qualify for the syndrome. We are two of a kind. Were you always like this syd?

I dont know where I got it from.
*Your Highness

*You're getting the hang of it

*You are doing what you need to do

*The Syndrome

*Syd

*don't



since we're all being dickheads

[Cuntis Maximus]

Just give me the job. You know that I am the right man for the job.

I would sort this joint out in a heartbeat.

And the luvy duvy shit between me and Rog in the mod lounge would be rivetting.

[gangsta deluxe]

Win Andy WIN!!!

except you don't capitalise "the".

We are being dickheads it is true.

[thegrach]

Just give me the job. You know that I am the right man for the job.

I would sort this joint out in a heartbeat.

And the luvy duvy shit between me and Rog in the mod lounge would be rivetting.
So, when does this bushie fellow start modding Syd?

[Jack Frost]

So, when does this bushie fellow start modding Syd?


When he pulls his dick out of an orangutan

[Syd]

So, when does this bushie fellow start modding Syd?

See thats why you delete your old posts right thur! :p

[Lach72]

2 beers and you turn into a fucking angry drunk.I'll bet you got back into the office and started betling into Suzi, didn't you?


Oh fuck :(

By the way, I think I passed the main test, ie banning for the lulz.

We'll chat :thumbsu:

[Lach72]

Just give me the job. You know that I am the right man for the job.

I would sort this joint out in a heartbeat.

And the luvy duvy shit between me and Rog in the mod lounge would be rivetting.


Bushi, come on back, you homo

[Magnum27]

I'll do it, it will give me something to do other than playing texas hold em all day at work :D

[Syd]

I'll do it, it will give me something to do other than playing texas hold em all day at work :D

Be careful what you wish for...... ;)

[Jather Fack]

I'll do it, it will give me something to do other than playing texas hold em all day at work :D

Fuck off, I'm the one with all the fucking free time, so piss off out of it.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Syd says you're all shit and he wants to keep all of the banner ad money to himself.

[gangsta deluxe]

How dare he!!!

[Syd]

Syd says you're all shit and he wants to keep all of the banner ad money to himself.

I thought what was said in the Mods Lounge, stayed in the Mods Lounge!!! :mad:

[Dr Andy]

he only said that so you would send him noodz

[Jather Fack]

since when has being shit been a bar to being a mod?

[Magnum27]

since when has being shit been a bar to being a mod?

You've just blown your chance pal, the mods on this board should be admired for the thankless job they do, not ridiculed.

[Syd]

Keep the admiration, send cash instead thanks. :thumbsu:

[Magnum27]

Keep the admiration, send cash instead thanks. :thumbsu:

It's in the mail ;)

[Syd]

It's in the mail ;)

While I'm waiting for the cheque to arrive, you wouldn't mind clicking on the advertising banner a few dozen times or so wouldya?

Thanks. :thumbsu:

[Jather Fack]

Yes, click away, you can't have too many trojans, can you?

[Syd]

Yes, click away, you can't have too many trojans, can you?

Indeed not. :thumbsu:

http://www.information-condom-source.com/Images/Trojan-Condoms.gif

http://www.information-condom-source.com/Images/Trojan-Condoms.gif

http://www.information-condom-source.com/Images/Trojan-Condoms.gif

http://www.information-condom-source.com/Images/Trojan-Condoms.gif

http://www.information-condom-source.com/Images/Trojan-Condoms.gif

[Jack Frost]

You're sexual chocolate Syd :thumbsu:

[PowerKat]

Indeed not. :thumbsu:



http://www.information-condom-source.com/Images/Trojan-Condoms.gif

http://www.information-condom-source.com/Images/Trojan-Condoms.gif

http://www.information-condom-source.com/Images/Trojan-Condoms.gif

http://www.information-condom-source.com/Images/Trojan-Condoms.gif

especially after you've had 3 marriages and multiple offspring covering generations :cool:

[Syd]

especially after you've had 3 marriages and multiple offspring covering generations :cool:

I wouldn't get married so often if women stop asking me. :o

[Geelong_Sicko]

I wouldn't get married so often if women stop asking me. :o

That's your absolute power corrupting them, Syd! Making them like jelly!! Switch it off, man!!!!

[Ljp86]

After three marriages? Third one not work out Syd?

[Ljp86]

After three marriages? Third one not work out Syd?

Well?

[Syd]

I've just given her a 1-year contract extension. :thumbsu:

[Ljp86]

Nice work Syd. :thumbsu:

[Mancey]

Yep, 5 year plan. She deserves a chance to develop the young kids

[Syd]

5 year plan my ass.

A 1-year extension policy only here, plus no hefty annual contracts - payment based solely on performance bonuses. :o

[Mancey]

She needs to spend more time on her power point presentation by the sounds of things

[thegrach]

5 year plan my ass.

A 1-year extension policy only here, plus no hefty annual contracts - payment based solely on performance bonuses. :o
At least you didn't promise her a "Director of Coaching" role at the end of that.

[peternorth]

maybe after moving on syd she'll tell all that there was one love making session where after squealing like a banshee, squirting and sucking the life outta sud, she sat back and let it unfold. what was a match winning performance turned into a forgettable 2 minutes.

[Syd]

Been there Pete.

Been there.

[peternorth]

Been there Pete.

Been there.

bring back pete :(

[Syd]

Would if I could.

Vale Pete.

[peternorth]

Would if I could.

Vale Pete.

who can i lobby for the restoration of northy?

[Dr Andy]

who can i lobby for the restoration of northy?
the dirty ranga cuntload

[Hobby Farmer]

Pardon?

[Dr Andy]

the other dirty ranga cuntload

[Syd]

who can i lobby for the restoration of northy?

Can only be done by an "Admin", so that leaves you in the culpable hands of Fred or Chirf.

I am sorry for your lots. :(

[peternorth]

Can only be done by an "Admin", so that leaves you in the culpable hands of Fred or Chirf.

I am sorry for your lots. :(

come on fred/chirf, get it done!

[gangsta deluxe]

Can only be done by an "Admin", so that leaves you in the culpable hands of Fred or Chirf.

I am sorry for your lots. :(

Thats not what your threatening PM's said to me!!!!:mad:

[Syd]

Thats not what your threatening PM's said to me!!!!:mad:

You I've taken a more 'personal interest' in. :cool:

[Dr Andy]

I VOTE SYD

[Hobby Farmer]

I vote we send this Fred fellow a PM and ask him to come over more often. He sounds like a rather agreeable chap and many speak so highly of him.

Good idea, what?

[Whacker]

SonOfReep

[Ratto]

Ratto_Man

[wallace]

pikaman

[T-Bone]

Ron.

[gangsta deluxe]

Jake's Balls.

[Maverick]

Bruce Lee's corpse

[Syd]

Goose. :thumbsu:

[pickman]

Goose. :thumbsu:

Yeah, he'd sort this rabble out

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/pickman_2008/Goose-mad-max-528321_627_438.jpg

[Banana Republican]

what
saw him on east of everything he has a cunning plan

[Maverick]

So.. Am I the new mod yet?

[Mancey]

Fuck yeah goose. Good shit picko99. A true aussie legend

[Syd]

So.. Am I the new mod yet?

Nah, I'm saving the gig for Spanners*.

[Curtis Stone]

Nah, I'm saving the gig for Spanners*.

The handover will be held in conjunction with the old threads coming across I hear.

Can't wait. :thumbsu:

[Geelong_Sicko]

That asterisk makes me worry for poor old Spanners. It's like the interwebz equivalent of an evil laugh, isn't it? What are you gonna DO to him, Syd?

[thegrach]

I thought Yarden was slotting straight in as mod. Thats exactly what this joint needs, that cunt and his Isreal rukas krew to straighten a few people out.

[Pol Pot]

I will be the new mod, in conjunction with my Collingwood board modding duties. I will promptly ban any Collingwood supporters from either post.

[Geelong_Sicko]

I will be the new mod, in conjunction with my Collingwood board modding duties. I will promptly ban any Collingwood supporters from either post.

Unban them for Saturday night/Sunday. I want to hear from their legions of 'Right in front of me!!' nuffies when* the Pies go down.


*Hopefully I'll not be swallowing my hubris whole over this. Fuck it, the die has been cast...

[PowerKat]

^lol - never in doubt GS :D

so, anyhoo, I reckon Lach72 is making a late run for this vacancy

[Lach72]

^lol - never in doubt GS :D

so, anyhoo, I reckon Lach72 is making a late run for this vacancy

Don't you start...

[Syd]

[quote=PowerKat;281049....so, anyhoo, I reckon Lach72 is making a late run for this vacancy[/quote]

It's never too late for n00dz to sway the judges votes. ;)