Players you want out!

[CATS]

What three players would you want to see GAWN from your team? Please list and give reasons for your choices. Injured players should not be included as that is pretty much too easy a choice and unfair on the players that are crying already in pain.

My three and reasons:

Shannon Byrnes - Complete and utter spastic. Enough said
James Kelly - I feel he has lost his spark and isnt really up to the standard he once was. Fair enough he gets a few touches, but that is generally right place, right time imo
Stevie Johnson (this is a tough one) - I feel his ego may be getting in the way too much and would rather miss a shot then to pass it on to someone with a better chance of kicking the goal. Maybe it might just be his arrogance that I dont like either. Plus I couldnt think of anyone else that I was more disappointed in that is on the field right now.Your turn! :)

[Spanners Watson]

Jamie Bennell

[CATS]

Jamie Bennell

Spanner, dont be such a fucking tool and read the OP properly.

I want THREE (3) names and reasons.

kthx

[gangsta deluxe]

I am so angry right now...............

Tiller - shot 50 times.

Harbrow - the amount of fucking clangers is disgraceful.

[jimmy35]

I've got a very limited attention span so bear with me ,

Toovey - cause he's fucked

[Mancey]

Jamie Bennell

Kicked a decent goal today

Easy for me

1. Ashley Hansen- Can't mark, can't kick, can't get the footy, ranga, spud in general. Was required as a link man when we were handball happy. These days it just gets kicked over his head by Lynchy and Hurn

2. Chad Fletcher- Played his one decent game in the 06 grand final and hasn't done a thing since. Mind boggles how he got an all australian spot.

3. MArk Seaby- Hard to find a 3rd that i truly despise, but yeah, he's pretty shit. Not Illija Grgic shit, but still pretty ordinary

[pickman]

1. Ryan Houlihan. Oh but he has silky smooth skills pickman is what they all say. I just see a soft dud who can't hit a target.

2. Fevola - one minute I feel like this and then 2 minutes later I want to carry his babbys. Welcome to the frustrating world of a Carlton supporter.

3. Kade Simpson - can you hit a target son?

[Curtis Stone]

Maric was horrible for Melbourne today. Almost Leigh Brown horrible.

From the Cats, just Byrnes for me. Great endeavour, but no good when you're shit and fuck up all the time. Can't really justify any more outs with the way things are going ATM.

[crackalackin']

1. Ricky Dyson - Anzac Day was the exception, not the rule. Pretty self-explanitory this one.

2. Jason Laycock - doesn't get it through his thick fucking skull that, in order to be an effective AFL player, you need to exert some fucking effort.

3. Kepler Bradly - still fucking haunts me to this day...

[Whacker]

I've got a very limited attention span so bear with me ,

Toovey - cause he's fucked
+1 ..

[hong_kong_bond]

What three players would you want to see GAWN from your team? Please list and give reasons for your choices. Injured players should not be included as that is pretty much too easy a choice and unfair on the players that are crying already in pain.

My three and reasons:

Shannon Byrnes - Complete and utter spastic. Enough said
James Kelly - I feel he has lost his spark and isnt really up to the standard he once was. Fair enough he gets a few touches, but that is generally right place, right time imo
Stevie Johnson (this is a tough one) - I feel his ego may be getting in the way too much and would rather miss a shot then to pass it on to someone with a better chance of kicking the goal. Maybe it might just be his arrogance that I dont like either. Plus I couldnt think of anyone else that I was more disappointed in that is on the field right now.Your turn! :)
Happy to take Stevie J off your hands anytime...

But for me:

1 - Jordan Russell. A disgrace to the famous number 2 jumper. Poorly skilled, no pace, as good defensively as the French military. Just looks clueless out there.

2 - Brad Fisher. Great hands but can't kick over a jam-tin.

3 - Bret Thornton. Should have traded him to Hawthorn when we had the chance (twice). Too often zones off his opponent looking for cheap stats. Roughead destroyed him on Saturday.

[thegrach]

I thought Danny Jacobs already was out?

[Penovic]

Toby Thurstans - Hack
Michael Pettigrew - Hack
Jacob Surjan - Hospital passing hack

[CATS]

1. Ricky Dyson

Is it bad that my one claim to near fame was him hitting on me at Windy Hill. Was getting sigs for my dad before I moved back.

Dad is a bit disappointed I didnt go for it. The reason - so I could be a Trophy Girlfriend at the Brownlows. I told dad that Dyson is too much of a hack to even be invited! lol

[Curtis Stone]

Is it bad that my one claim to near fame was him hitting on me at Windy Hill. Was getting sigs for my dad before I moved back.

Sport the irish sunnies for a few weeks after?

[crackalackin']

Is it bad that my one claim to near fame was him hitting on me at Windy Hill. Was getting sigs for my dad before I moved back.

Dad is a bit disappointed I didnt go for it. The reason - so I could be a Trophy Girlfriend at the Brownlows. I told dad that Dyson is too much of a hack to even be invited! lol

Yeah, probably wouldn't spread that one around too much.

My sole claim to fame was to be asked for my autograph at a Bombers function once. I went to school with Dean Solomon, and as I was catching up with him, this young kid asked Solly for his autograph, & then asked for mine!

Sadly, had to point out I was a hack of the highest order...

[Travyo]

X -Clarke, I was happy he went out with a hammy, apparently playing well in the VFL, but he is a hack of the highest order once he plays AFL. The sad thing is, saints fans are annoyed he got injured? seriously if he played it'd be our first loss of the season, he is a curse and a piece of shit, delist nao.

[Deledinho]

1. Ryan Houlihan. Oh but he has silky smooth skills pickman is what they all say. I just see a soft dud who can't hit a target

I see your Ryan Houlihan and raise you a Jordan McMoustache.

[Penovic]

I see your Ryan Houlihan and raise you a Jordan McMoustache.

I see your Jordan Mcmahon and raise you a Nathan Lonie.

[dmc333]

Tim Notting - The new Robert Copeland, can't get it, still hanging around on Premiership glory. Just waiting for the break up with Jodie Henry so he can take a dump in her garage as revenge.

Travis Johnstone - Fuck off to the TAB and concentrate on the punt. Too fucking lazy, massive flat track bully, can't break a tag.

Jason Roe - Pea heart effort against Collingwood on the wing a few weeks back made me want to stab him in the arse with his own cock.

[gangsta deluxe]

I see your Ryan Houlihan and raise you a Jordan McMoustache.

Enjoy that:thumbsu:

Thanks for pick 19.

[thegrach]

Tim Notting - The new Robert Copeland, can't get it, still hanging around on Premiership glory. Just waiting for the break up with Jodie Henry so he can take a dump in her garage as revenge.

Travis Johnstone - Fuck off to the TAB and concentrate on the punt. Too fucking lazy, massive flat track bully, can't break a tag.

Jason Roe - Pea heart effort against Collingwood on the wing a few weeks back made me want to stab him in the arse with his own cock.

I always though Copeland looked like Catweazle:

http://www.reproducts.de/museum/2005/0104_catweazle/catweazle.jpg

[Hugh Jorgen]

Now that the Saints have finally gotten rid of that useless softcock Aaron Fiora, can't really think of anyone else I want out.

I probably would have said Raph Clarke this time last year but he actually played some decent footy towards the end of last season. Would be nice if one of the Clarke bros could actually get on the park sometime this year though.

[gangsta deluxe]

You'll want Farren Ray gone soon enough

[Hugh Jorgen]

You'll want Farren Ray gone soon enough

He's been pretty good for us so far. Then again a lot of players that switch clubs go OK to start with, so I'll reserve my judgement for another year or two.

I think his main problem at the Dogs was that there was too many other similar types of players to him and he found it hard to nail down a spot.

[gangsta deluxe]

Selfish, blazes away, and gives poor delivery.

That being said he has pace, and racks up possessions.

What I should say crucially, is that he wont be part of a premiership midfield. You'll see him go missing when you play Geelong.

You can do better, he isn't the same kind of player that Birss was, but he has the same value.

[Mancey]

Tim Notting - The new Robert Copeland, can't get it, still hanging around on Premiership glory. Just waiting for the break up with Jodie Henry so he can take a dump in her garage as revenge.

Travis Johnstone - Fuck off to the TAB and concentrate on the punt. Too fucking lazy, massive flat track bully, can't break a tag.

Jason Roe - Pea heart effort against Collingwood on the wing a few weeks back made me want to stab him in the arse with his own cock.

Thoughts on Ashley McGrath? His turnover rate has been Chad Fletcher like this year

[Penovic]

Thoughts on Ashley McGrath? His turnover rate has been Chad Fletcher like this year

Always wondered why he keeps his spot, I think he is terrible. Though i've never seen him play live, is there something i'm missing?

[dmc333]

Thoughts on Ashley McGrath? His turnover rate has been Chad Fletcher like this year

Never rated the ****. There was big talk about him returning to WA a couple of years back to play with Freo, dunno how Freo escaped this one. But fuckers were carrying on like it's news if McGrath leaves, I would have just delisted the fucker. Useless forward, spud of a back, where else can we try him, QAFL?

Now he's an 'established senior player' I'm not too disheartened. I just hope it means he plays 22, starts thinking he's got some value and decides it's time to head back to WA. Spuds like Ash McGrath are Freo's stock and trade, so I'm sure we'll get something good.

[Mancey]

Never rated the ****. There was big talk about him returning to WA a couple of years back to play with Freo, dunno how Freo escaped this one. But fuckers were carrying on like it's news if McGrath leaves, I would have just delisted the fucker. Useless forward, spud of a back, where else can we try him, QAFL?

Now he's an 'established senior player' I'm not too disheartened. I just hope it means he plays 22, starts thinking he's got some value and decides it's time to head back to WA. Spuds like Ash McGrath are Freo's stock and trade, so I'm sure we'll get something good.

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2008/06/14/FREPav_Harvey_gallery__470x337.jpg

Pack your bags....you're off to Brisbane Pav

[dmc333]

http://www.realfooty.com.au/ffximage/2008/06/14/FREPav_Harvey_gallery__470x337.jpg

Pack your bags....you're off to Brisbane Pav

:D:thumbsu: brilliant.

[bigburger]

Kicked a decent goal today

Easy for me

1. Ashley Hansen- Can't mark, can't kick, can't get the footy, ranga, spud in general. Was required as a link man when we were handball happy. These days it just gets kicked over his head by Lynchy and Hurn

2. Chad Fletcher- Played his one decent game in the 06 grand final and hasn't done a thing since. Mind boggles how he got an all australian spot.

3. MArk Seaby- Hard to find a 3rd that i truly despise, but yeah, he's pretty shit. Not Illija Grgic shit, but still pretty ordinary


None of them are in the team anymore :thumbsu:.

We are gonna start winning games now YIPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!:D:thumbsu:

[tribey]

toby thurstans - was holding back troy chaplin's development and now look at the big fucking unit. creamed roughead a few weeks ago and blanketed scott stevens like he was on fire

brett ebert - kpp trapped in a dwarf's body who doesnt kick enough goals or apply enough pressure for a small fwd. the excellent youngster robbie gray is only making him look even worse

tom logan - i dont really mind tommy but nick lower shits all over him and has been frozen out, so

[Magnum27]

1. Chad Fletcher- More turnovers than Mcdonalds, too slow for AFL ( mentally and physically)

2. Brent Staker - 5 years wasted on this crab, send him to the GC.

3.Mark Seaby - The dinosaur ruckmen are finished in the AFL thanks to big Cox.

[thegrach]

toby thurstans - was holding back troy chaplin's development and now look at the big fucking unit. creamed roughead a few weeks ago and blanketed scott stevens like he was on fire

Also enjoyed a bit of the old Columbian Marching Powder, is the word on the street.

[dmc333]

Also enjoyed a bit of the old Columbian Marching Powder, is the word on the street.

Speaking of the street. I heard Polak had a bit of trouble with a Melbourne dealer called 'The Tram'.

[thegrach]

He did. A pretty unfortunate event, especially when the things are ON TRACKS FOR FUCK SAKE!!! It is not like you don't know where they are going.

[rumblah]

Cameron 'fake nigga' Stokes. Shittest cunt ever.

Benny Mac. The little guy is quick, but fuck sake, I have better skills.

I wanted Jarryd Morton dropped, and got my wish.

[boof]

probably andrew mcqualter because he looks a little bit ******** and has a shit haircut. and is taking up valuable Goose space.

he's not that bad at footy these days though.

[Hugh Jorgen]

probably andrew mcqualter because he looks a little bit ******** and has a shit haircut. and is taking up valuable Goose space.

he's not that bad at footy these days though.

I'd rather see Eddy out before McQualter. Apart from tackling I don't see what else he brings to the table, his disposal skills are shithouse. Lyon seems to love him for some reason though.

Looking forward to seeing Goose return, can't be too far away now.

[Penovic]

Yeah I heard Thurtstans loves to have a bit of the choof choof behind the shed.

[FG]

Sam Power - fuck off. Just, fuck off.

Lindsay Thomas - dives for free kicks far too often, bit of a softcock

Brady Rawlings - either be a tagger or go home.

[Curtis Stone]

Stevie Johnson (this is a tough one) - I feel his ego may be getting in the way too much and would rather miss a shot then to pass it on to someone with a better chance of kicking the goal. Maybe it might just be his arrogance that I dont like either. Plus I couldnt think of anyone else that I was more disappointed in that is on the field right now.

Yeah, terrible. Drop him.

[Geelong_Sicko]

Don't you see, Hoffy? Kelly & Johnson merely responded today to that little rocket from Cats in that original post of hers. Shannon Byrnes was amongst it as well with 20 possies and a goal.

ONYA CATS!:thumbsu:

[Curtis Stone]

Don't you see, Hoffy? Kelly & Johnson merely responded today to that little rocket from Cats in that original post of hers. Shannon Byrnes was amongst it as well with 20 possies and a goal.

ONYA CATS!:thumbsu:

The power of the TLC. :thumbsu:

Is it too late to mention Kent Kingsley and Brett Spinks? :(

[Penovic]

Please please, Peter Burgoyne get your ass in to gear!

Turn back the clock, screw another chick in the parklands. I don't care, just fucking do it.

[Whacker]

Nick Fucking Maxwell!!!


Im so tough and stuff but when the oppurtunity comes to put my head over the ball I get shit scared and squib it.

Oh and also learn to kick you fuckwit!

[Maverick]

Rosa- You're a shit c*nt.. Hurry up realise it. Some supporters rate you, Worsfold seems to, fuck knows why, your a dipshit and I hate you.. No idea why, I just do.

Fletcher- Seriously c*nt.. Just die already.. Fuck.

Hansen- Thank fuck he got dropped. Kennedy owns you ya fucking peice of shit.

Seaby- You are nothing you tall for fuck all sped. Being compared to cox is harsh, but you're still shit. Fuck off.


Thats my quota of curse words for the year. Good day

[Whacker]

I rate Rosa :o

[LondonCalling]

Nick Stevens.

Fuck off and die.

[CATS]

Don't you see, Hoffy? Kelly & Johnson merely responded today to that little rocket from Cats in that original post of hers. Shannon Byrnes was amongst it as well with 20 possies and a goal.

ONYA CATS!:thumbsu:

Perhaps I should take a role as Assistant Coach and help Bomber pick the ones that need a bit of talking to. Or I could just promise the top 5 players a grab of the b00bs after the game.

Which ever works I guess...Good thing Jimmy will be up there everytime he plays (and I will also allow him to go for the grab when he doesnt play). Howzat for a team player?? :D

But seriously..OMG that the 3 that I 'picked on' rose to the occasion (so to speak) after my rant. I should do this more often. Might get more people to start working properly. BTW - no help will be given to rival teams :p

[crackalackin']

Fletcher- Seriously c*nt.. Just die already.. Fuck.


I thought he died already

[Maverick]

Nah. He came back from the dead. Some crazy witch doctor nigger 'fixed' him.

I'm thinking about murdering him.

[thegrach]

Chad Fletcher=Jesus?

[bigburger]

I rate Rosa :o


Hes been a lot better this year. Last year he was terrible.

[Penovic]

he's so fucking skinny. Only an abbo could be that skinny and be good.

[_JC_]

You'll want Farren Ray gone soon enough

But ah.........no.

I can not think of one guy really. Everyone is either a young guy who has still to prove themselves or offers something to the team. All the spuds got dropped last year and the year before.

[Geelong_Sicko]

You'll want Farren Ray gone soon enough

Oh I just LOVE that name... Farren. Say it again, it's DELICIOUS!

[_JC_]

Bruce McAvaney, what a mad cunt

[Whacker]

Can i just mention Toovey again. Thanks

[Machete KruZin]

Nick Stevens.

Fuck off and die.

I was watching the footy on TV the other week and Mrs Kruz goes, "umm...why is Straughnie playing for Carlton?" when she saw Stevens with the ball. :D

[CatCake]

I was watching the footy on TV the other week and Mrs Kruz goes, "umm...why is Straughnie playing for Carlton?" when she saw Stevens with the ball. :D

Can you ask her to come onto tlc, and sort out bushpig?

[T-Bone]

What three players would you want to see GAWN from your team? Please list and give reasons for your choices. Injured players should not be included as that is pretty much too easy a choice and unfair on the players that are crying already in pain.

My three and reasons:

Shannon Byrnes - Complete and utter spastic. Enough said
James Kelly - I feel he has lost his spark and isnt really up to the standard he once was. Fair enough he gets a few touches, but that is generally right place, right time imo
Stevie Johnson (this is a tough one) - I feel his ego may be getting in the way too much and would rather miss a shot then to pass it on to someone with a better chance of kicking the goal. Maybe it might just be his arrogance that I dont like either. Plus I couldnt think of anyone else that I was more disappointed in that is on the field right now.Your turn! :)


Are you sure ?.

[thegrach]

I believe that is what the germans refer to as Uber-fail.

[T-Bone]

I believe that is what the germans refer to as Uber-fail.


Why women don't think logically.:) .

[Tommy Lasorda]

No wonder she left :o