Ravi Bopara

[Travyo]

I hope Mitchell Johnson breaks this cocky fuckwits head in half.

[Kingy]

He the poor dumb fuck the Poms are putting in at no 3 for The Ashes?

What's he done - been mouthing off a bit?

Hear Pietersen (the bitch) whinging the other day about how the crowds here and even some ex players (Border specifically, fucking gun that bloke is) were so mean to him last Ashes, he couldn't believe it?

[thegrach]

Fucking Pietersen, what a little bitch. Fucking mouths McGrath for being too old until be breaks a couple of his ribs, slags off Harmison while he is bowling and whinges and bitches about his coach when he is captain. There is a term for him you know: WEAK CUNT!

[Travyo]

2nd most punchable face in the world behind tom cruise

[Swamp]

Hear Pietersen (the bitch) whinging the other day about how the crowds here and even some ex players (Border specifically, fucking gun that bloke is) were so mean to him last Ashes, he couldn't believe it?

Yeah fuck that cunt. That was the thing with the 2005 ashes, we were too nice to them. We went from being the intimidating, all conquering australians to their mates. They go the pscological edge. It was fucked. One of the reasons i think we pumped them so hard when they got back over here was that all our players were directed to be cunts- it shocked them and they lost their shit.

[Kingy]

Fucking Pietersen, what a little bitch. Fucking mouths McGrath for being too old until be breaks a couple of his ribs, slags off Harmison while he is bowling and whinges and bitches about his coach when he is captain. There is a term for him you know: WEAK CUNT!

You don't know how much I fucking loved that.

Glenno was always my favourite (with Warney), I fucking loved that angry bastard... if you check the Cricket Board, I was one fo the few saying he'd go well at his last World Cup - not just well, I said repeatedly he'd dominate and be the leading wicket taker, and he was. So yea, I love him - and when that fuckwit Pietersen came out and said he was a hack, too old and too slow, I was pissed off.

So I was up in Brisvegas watching the game with my cousins, Pooftersen comes walking down the pitch, McGrath digs one in short - bang, that weak **** looked like he'd been shot!! And then the skirt got on the first plane home!! Can you imagine Alfy Langer or Punter doing that?

I revelled in that for days.

Trav - he sounds like a cockhead, but the good news is, the Aussies wont appreciate that kind of faggotry, which means we hopefully wont be friendly with them this time, and we'll just go out there to destroy them.

Mitchy will go after him - and after seeing Siddle try and kill Steyn and then actual enjoy Steyn trying to return the favour, I've got no doubt he'll be trying to hurt some Pommy wankers as well.

[Travyo]

Yeh Siddle is a mean ****, it's awesome.

Seriously the poms aren't looking flash, windies still rebuilding and have them 7/270odd

[Hugh Jorgen]

Yeah Pietersen's an A grade fuckwit, even his own teammates can't stand him.

Apparently he stayed in seperate hotels to the rest of the England team during their last tour. He said it was for his own privacy but, more than likely, it was because the rest of the team got the shits with him and told him to fuck off.

Don't rate Bopara much either, reckon he will get found out come Ashes time.

[thegrach]

Yeah Pietersen's an A grade fuckwit, even his own teammates can't stand him.

Apparently he stayed in seperate hotels to the rest of the England team during their last tour. He said it was for his own privacy but, more than likely, it was because the rest of the team got the shits with him and told him to fuck off.

Don't rate Bopara much either, reckon he will get found out come Ashes time.
Are you serious? What a fucking twat.

Haven't seen much of the Bopara, but I hope he gets hit in the head and nuts multiple times, might bring him down a peg or two.

[crackers57]

This should be pinned up in the Aussies rooms......

http://nimg.sulekha.com/Others/original700/ravi-bopara-samit-patel-2008-11-18-6-5-40.jpg

[Travyo]

^^^^^^^ He even did it after scoring a ton, I was actually stunned, Sarwan did it for a fellow country-man, why the fuck does Bopara get to do it after scoring a century against them? seriously the guy is a cockhead.

[Whacker]

Guys we cant forget about big bad brett lee storming in bowling his 125 km straight ones :rolleyes:

He will tear them to shreds

[Kingy]

Guys we cant forget about big bad brett lee storming in bowling his 125 km straight ones :rolleyes:

He will tear them to shreds

Johnson
Siddle
Clark
Hilfenhaus


That fucking better be our bowling attack; Binger has lost it, and he's always been shit in England.

Pup/North to do most of the spin bowling, Kato to do a bit as his back allows.

[Whacker]

Kingy please. You just know he will take the new pill. And Symonds will get called upon to to do the part time spin bowling cos he will get a spot in front of North. Until he gets sent home for another alcohol related incident. Hopefully smashing a glass over that Pieterson fuckwits head

[Curtis Stone]

Pietersen only recently had a cry about being away too long on tour and how next time he was bringing his wife if he was going to be away for so many weeks as he missed her too much.

How could you have this fucking weak cock sucking nancy boy faggot leading your side (not any more mind you)? So much fail. :thumbsd:

Read and shake your head in disgust. He is going to cop a verbal barrage and it is going to be great. :thumbsu:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/kevinpietersen/5059339/Kevin-Pietersen-ready-to-do-a-Robinho-and-return-home-after-England-failures.html

[Roddy Woomble]

Obviosuly Strauss doesn't want to skipper the side for the Ashes so he opens the bowling with a spinner when it is swing bowling conditions.

It lasted 2 overs....

Windies 1/66 off 11 overs. In Twenty20 mode.

[bigburger]

I hope Mitchell Johnson breaks this cocky fuckwits head in half.


Best OP ever.

[rumblah]

Hate to say it guys but England will win these coming ashes in a canter.

The selectors are fucking idiots and I would expect Symonds and Lee to be in all 5 tests, regardless of performance.

Theres no doubt we have the better talent, but the selectors can't see shit.

[Kingy]

Hate to say it guys but England will win these coming ashes in a canter.

The selectors are fucking idiots and I would expect Symonds and Lee to be in all 5 tests, regardless of performance.

Theres no doubt we have the better talent, but the selectors can't see shit.

Not a chance mate - the Saffers only just beat us in spite of the Selectors doing their best to get us flogged; and they're miles in front of the Poms.

I agree with you totally about the Selectors though, they're fucking spastics these days.

As I said above, if our bowling attack isn't Johnson, Siddle, Clark & Hilfenhaus, then they aren't picking a side to suit the conditions and dominate; they're picking based on reputation.

Although Lee has always sucked over there.

Regardless, we will still win.

[rumblah]

Not a chance mate - the Saffers only just beat us in spite of the Selectors doing their best to get us flogged; and they're miles in front of the Poms.

I agree with you totally about the Selectors though, they're fucking spastics these days.

As I said above, if our bowling attack isn't Johnson, Siddle, Clark & Hilfenhaus, then they aren't picking a side to suit the conditions and dominate; they're picking based on reputation.

Although Lee has always sucked over there.

Regardless, we will still win.

Our attack will be Lee, Johno, Hauritz and Clark. Bookmark that.

[Curtis Stone]

Our attack will be Lee, Johno, Hauritz and Clark. Bookmark that.

No chance whatsoever.

Hauritz won't get a game. Pete Siddile will own the new ball with Johnson. Lee won't get a start.

[rumblah]

No chance whatsoever.

Hauritz won't get a game. Pete Siddile will own the new ball with Johnson. Lee won't get a start.
You forget the obsession the Aussie selectors have with Lee. Also they constantly pick a spinner, who can't even turn the fucking ball.

[Curtis Stone]

You forget the obsession the Aussie selectors have with Lee. Also they constantly pick a spinner, who can't even turn the fucking ball.

Lee is an outside chance. I would be very very surprised if Hauritz plays regardless of the selectors fuckheadedness.

[rumblah]

Lee is an outside chance. I would be very very surprised if Hauritz plays regardless of the selectors fuckheadedness.
Hoff, why are you never in IRC?

[Curtis Stone]

Hoff, why are you never in IRC?

Cos I don't have it or don't even know what it is really.

It's like MSN isn't it? Just chat program?

[rumblah]

Cos I don't have it or don't even know what it is really.

It's like MSN isn't it? Just chat program?
Yep!

[Curtis Stone]

I will have to suss it out.

Shleeps beckon now.

*sleeps*

[Swamp]

Cos I don't have it or don't even know what it is really.

It's like MSN isn't it? Just chat program?

Hoffy. Right now. Do this.


Go to www.mibbit.com/chat (http://www.mibbit.com/chat)

click 'server'

type 'hooked.austnet.org' in that box

type your name in 'name'

type '#limboclub' in other box

click go


DO IT

[Curtis Stone]

Hoffy. Right now. Do this.


Go to www.mibbit.com/chat (http://www.mibbit.com/chat)

click 'server'

type 'hooked.austnet.org' in that box

type your name in 'name'

type '#limboclub' in other box

click go


DO IT

I was asleep.

I am awake now.

Will get onto it tonight. :thumbsu:

[Kingy]

Hoffy. Right now. Do this.


Go to www.mibbit.com/chat (http://www.mibbit.com/chat)

click 'server'

type 'hooked.austnet.org' in that box

type your name in 'name'

type '#limboclub' in other box

click go


DO IT


Nah, download http://www.mirc.com/get.php

Swampy, that browser version is why you get auto-kick/banned from #teens and #sex mate - people use it for ban evasions and shit, so they just blacklist it.

mIRC is free and fucking tiny anyways; get on it.


And Rumb, no fucking way will that be our attack. If it is, they need to kick the Selectors out and just get AB & Hohns to do it.

[Bob.]

Graham Onions, Graeme Swann...who?

Those little ***** wont know what has hit them when Katto and Hughes come out to bat on that first morning.

[thegrach]

Don't just stand there Bopara. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/105600/105657.jpg

At what point did he think this wasn't out, soft prick.

[Kingy]

HOWS YOUR THROAT FAGGOT?!

[peternorth]

yeah hows your throat faggot/poof?

more of that in the second innings fag

[thegrach]

Kingy please. You just know he will take the new pill. And Symonds will get called upon to to do the part time spin bowling cos he will get a spot in front of North. Until he gets sent home for another alcohol related incident. Hopefully smashing a glass over that Pieterson fuckwits head
Wow, just wow. What are the tattslotto numbers this week Whacker?

[Power King]

mitchell looks indian in that photo.

i looked at it and initially wrote this post in a state of confusion thinking an indian was bowling against an indian.

only when i took a double-take did i realise that it's mitchell.

[thegrach]

8.2 overs- 0/44 and averaging 20.8 with the bat. Fuck, can you actually do anything right you useless hack.

[peternorth]

8.2 overs- 0/44 and averaging 20.8 with the bat. Fuck, can you actually do anything right you useless hack.

shh we want him in the team!

[Kingy]

8.2 overs- 0/44 and averaging 20.8 with the bat. Fuck, can you actually do anything right you useless hack.

I heard he called in the bomb threat yesterday as well.

[thegrach]

EPIC FAIL. They might just not bat him in the second innings.

[BuzzKillington]

lolpara strikes again

[Kingy]

I'm giving Travyo credit for Bopara being a total shitcunt; we all knew he was, but Ravi has clearly seen this thread, realised himself what a fuckwit he is, and has lost it.

Kudos Trav.

[peternorth]

failpara!!! hahah just saw his wicket, wtf does he stand there whenever he goes out? looks like a spaz when he looks at the pitch as if it had something to do with his downfall.

[BuzzKillington]

i just wish blokes like mcgrath, warne and haydos were still around, not for their playing ability this time, but for the sole purpose of mentally tormenting this cunt. i think this is the sadist in me coming out, but we've all heard warnie talk about how mentally fragile he was in county and i can just imagine mcgrath giving him all sorts of trouble with the ball while haydos and warne keep on chirping to him in slips. a whole series of that would scar him for his career i think :thumbsu: id love to see this spuds career go down the gurgler thanks to messrs warne, mcgrath and hayden. honestly what an unjustifiably arrogant hack

[Travyo]

^^^ Yes, I wish we had a real arrogant prick in the side, for when they got him out, they either did the Usain Bolt pose pointing to the pavilion, or wrote his name on a fucking imaginary scoreboard when they got him out, he fucking carried on like the biggest dickhead making tons against the west indies, should be getting massive mentally pwned.

Also the fuck is he looking at when he gets out? generally if you hang the bat out there with no authority at all, you are going to get out you arab english douchebag.

[Curtis Stone]

Really is a shit shit cunt.

Craves hard arab dick in his arab cross pom arse.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/5484/raviboparafirsttestcent.jpg

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/406/raviboparasamitpatel200.jpg

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/3346/83901.jpg

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5885/raviboparawideweb470x27.jpg

This is more like it. :thumbsu:

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2052/460270390076186951.jpg

He'd be used to balls around his throat, so probably enjoyed that one.

[George Oscar Bluth]

FIRST BALL! piss of ****, you're out. i hope he actually got the inside edge just to piss him off even more.

[pickman]

EPIC FAIL. They might just not bat him in the second innings.

THe umpire seemed to have agreed with you and gave him out first ball :thumbsu:

[Travyo]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I love how much this piece of shit fails

[BuzzKillington]

this guy is an absolute joke of a cricketer. would struggle to compete with a 17 year old for a game at noble park sub district 3rd XI from all he's shown this series

[Whacker]

lolpara

[Hugh Jorgen]

I know the Poms are pretty shit at developing their own cricketers but surely they must have someone, somewhere in their whole miserable rain sodden country with more batting ability than Ravi Failpara.

[Whacker]

Jonathon trott...oh wai

[peternorth]

Jonathon trott...oh wai

no you idiot, graeme hick!

oh wait.

[thegrach]

Alan Lamb is a good old Eng.......hang on.

[pickman]

Nasser Hussa... ummmmm

[peternorth]

so

strauss
trott
peitersen
hussain
hick
hollioake 1
hollioake 2
greig (fuckin sth african prick, scottish father so played for poms!)
g jones
tht blond bowler from WA
pattinson


coach: flower
bowling coach: some windies guy

[thegrach]

That bowling coach could be the blackest man on the planet.
http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/England+Nets+Session+uIbnWktyRBGl.jpg
He looks like a struck match.

[Whacker]

But the coach is english isnt he? And the last 2 bowling coaches????

[Legend]

Atleast the spin coach is English through and through

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Mushtaqahmed.jpg/230px-Mushtaqahmed.jpg

[thegrach]

Latest round of County matches:

Bopara 1
Bell 1
Cook 4

Going beautifully. I think Australia might have broken Bopara, and this thread has played no small part in that.

[Mancey]

And the current replacement in the squad, Trott..

IJL Trott c Voges b Shreck 15

Onions a none for as well.

[BuzzKillington]

Don't you fucking love it when yet another TLS thread has a major impact on sporting results. We ruined Bopara (as much as you can ruin a turd anyway) :thumbsu:

[peternorth]

And the current replacement in the squad, Trott..

IJL Trott c Voges b Shreck 15

Onions a none for as well.

good to see voges get some runs, and send trott away with a fine catch.

how would you feel going out to shreck

[thegrach]

"That'll do Ravi, that'll do"

[Mancey]

how would you feel going out to shreck

Not as bad as Cook and Bopara would feel getting out to Det. Murtagh

AN Cook (http://www.cricinfo.com/co****cricket2009/content/current/player/11728.html) lbw b Murtagh 4
RS Bopara (http://www.cricinfo.com/co****cricket2009/content/current/player/10582.html) c Kartik b Murtagh 1

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8456/lethalweapon4pg03.jpg

You've just been revoked

[thegrach]

Especially when he has been getting too old for that shit for a long time now!

[Mancey]

When he does that little neckroll at the end of his runup, you know you're fucked

[peternorth]

Not as bad as Cook and Bopara would feel getting out to Det. Murtagh

AN Cook (http://www.cricinfo.com/co****cricket2009/content/current/player/11728.html) lbw b Murtagh 4
RS Bopara (http://www.cricinfo.com/co****cricket2009/content/current/player/10582.html) c Kartik b Murtagh 1

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8456/lethalweapon4pg03.jpg

You've just been revoked

Especially when he has been getting too old for that shit for a long time now!

When he does that little neckroll at the end of his runup, you know you're fucked

5 STAR POSTS!!!!!!

[PowerKat]

:D lol - great stuff. This thread has reached new heights

[peternorth]

Zje1ny0F_js

murtagh, strauss, pietersen.

and last 10 seconds...
99v4CFjrjBxc

[Kingy]

Hahah, classic! YA DUMB SON OF A BITCH!!

Fucking Shrek & Murtogh, that's awesome, get those bastards in the team.

I'm going to credit the mental disintegration of Fagpara to two things - this thread, and Warney sledging the hell out of the **** in Co**** Cricket. Warney was talking about it during the second Test, apparently he gave Bopara shit non-stop, and he completely lost it.

[Curtis Stone]

I'll be shattered if they don't play Ravi ROFLMAOLOLPara in the last test.

Who will we have if he doesn't play? :(

[Kingy]

I'll be shattered if they don't play Ravi ROFLMAOLOLPara in the last test.

Who will we have if he doesn't play? :(

Trick question?

We'll still have;

Cook
Bell
Collingwood
Swann
Broad
Anderson

I'm being charitable by leaving Prior, Onions and Harmisfag out.

[Whacker]

Good to see lolpara continue his good form into the T20

[peternorth]

he took a catch, im sure he boasted about it in the rooms afterwards

[thegrach]

Hahaha, great read, even if we did get done by the soap-dodgers.:thumbsu:

[thegrach]

Good operator that Pietersen:


Kevin Pietersen has launched a foul-mouthed tirade on Twitter following his dumping from the England side less than three months before the first Ashes Test.
The impulsive superstar announced he had been axed from the Twenty20 and one-day sides for the upcoming series against Pakistan on the social networking site several hours before the squads were announced.
''Yep.. Done for rest of summer!!,'' he told followers on account kevinpp24.

''Man of the World Cup T20 and dropped from the T20 side too.. It's a fememem up!! Surrey have signed me for l ...(sic)'.''
Pietersen is understood to be a novice in the Twitter department and he showed his inexperience in his post being cut short by the character limit.

Jesus, even Ben can master twitter you fucking retard!

[_JC_]

Haha twitter fail

[Rondo]

fememem?

[Hugh Jorgen]

fememem?

a female eminem?