Maybe could've just said it was a "groin injury"?

[Curtis Stone]

Poor lad.

Fancy having this as public knowledge around the world. Much LOLage though. :D :thumbsu:

PAKISTAN pulled fast bowler Shoaib Akhtar out of next month's World Twenty20 tournament in England due to him suffering from genital warts, the Pakistan Cricket Board said.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25520395-11088,00.html

[Travyo]

Hahahaha, those pakis

[Hugh Jorgen]

Reckon that might fuck up Shoaib's reputation as a ladies man. No chick will go near him now.:D

[HBK619]

Deserves it the filthy Paki, fucken prick(lol, punny) got off after taking performance enhancers, now he suffers the consequence, FUCKEN GOOD!:thumbsu:

[dmc333]

Must have fucked Sasha Grey.

[Swamp]

What a soft cunt. You can play cricket with genital warts.

[thegrach]

Is that right Swampy?

[dmc333]

What a soft cunt. You can play cricket with genital warts.

Just don't lend your box.

[Swamp]

Just don't lend your box.

Phwoar, who would lend their box anyway? That crosses even my meek standards of hygene, no one wants their penis rocking buoyant in a mixed concoction of multiple ball sweat.
I remeber a kid that never had his own gear and used to use the kit box in the under 13's. Poor cunt probably got some STD from the silent film era.

[Olivier Penis]

LOL @ the people who didn't wear 2 pairs of jocks and slip the box in between...

[Kingy]

LOL @ the people who didn't wear 2 pairs of jocks and slip the box in between...

Possibly one of your best posts yet; I did that sometimes, but I also had a couple of pairs of those jocks with the little pouch built into the front for your box action. It was too fucking uncomfortable not having it in there snuggly.

[Curtis Stone]

They only ever invented the box to protect the ball from David Boon's groin.

[Swamp]

Nah I disagree with the two jocks idea; way too uncomfortable. I could imagine the horror of picking the double wedgie after a run. If its your box and only yours it doesnt matter how many times it touches your dick.
Has anyone else rocked up and realised they were wearing boxers, and with the aid of a bit of tape banged themselves up some kind of makeshift jocks?

[valleyman]

I knew they fucked around a fair bit the pakis but fuck...... that's ordinary...

must have been playing with more than just the balls.

[Olivier Penis]

Has anyone else rocked up and realised they were wearing boxers, and with the aid of a bit of tape banged themselves up some kind of makeshift jocks?
I used to play with a guy who only wore boxers, even to training and match day.

He developed a whole new batting style to protect his nads that consisted of him backing away to avoid the line and crouching down a bit to avoid the bounce. It looked like he was taking a shit on the pitch, but it proved to be very effective over many seasons.

IMO, the pouch jocks crossed the line between 'i'm here to have fun' and 'i'm going to play for the mighty Bushrangers'.

[thegrach]

I think this is a timely bump:

A SECRET attempt to lose weight through liposuction will keep Pakistani paceman Shoaib Akhtar out of the tour to Australia this summer.

[CATS]

Not having much luck with keeping his personal health in check.

Suck shit, paki!!! :D

[PowerKat]

I think this is a timely bump:


haha - some 'secret'

[rick James]

I knew they fucked around a fair bit the pakis but fuck...... that's ordinary...

must have been playing with more than just the balls.

Funny thing is, most Paki's and Afghani's actually prefer young boys to women (can't blame them, their chicks are atrociously hideous) so the odds are pretty high (considering he's from Rawalpindi) he got it from a young child.

[Histrionics]

What a douche.

[clarkson2scott]

laughing at the puns in here.:D

Maybe he had this happen to him

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