FA (Fuck All) Cup

[Hugh Jorgen]

Anyone else watching this?

I'm probably the only one here barracking for Chelsea.

Yeah Ok, before you shoot me down and accuse me of being a bandwagoner, I've been barracking for Chelsea for around 10 years when I used to live in the Chelsea borough, alright it was Acton Town to be exact. Close enough though.

I was there in 2000 though, when the Mighty Chelsea Blues won their first FA Cup in fuck knows how many years. That was back in the Chelsea Wog days of Gianlucca Vialli coaching, with Gianfranco Zola & Torey Andre Flo (OK Flo was more Norwegian than Italian).

Anyway fuck all you Everton underdog supporters. C'mon Chelsea, Lampard, Anelka and the Drogdog FTW!!!

[Ron]

I'm going to watch it, not because i enjoy Soccer, quite the opposite infact, but i think Chelsea will win this and the odds of $1.73 are too good to ignore.

Chucked a few hundred on them, so lets hope they have an easy win.

[dmc333]

The FIA Cup
See the state of tension mount
The FIA Cup
Every ball has gotta count
The FIA Cup
They're fighting to be number 1
The FIA Cup
It's the game they hit and run

Sorry, I've just been waiting to use that for a while.


I see Kevin Muscat's in tonight. I wonder who out of Les, John or Fozzie will get a two foot, studs out tackle in the half time analysis.

I'm just watching, don't give a fuck who wins. David Moyes has crazy eyes though.

You forgot Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He was pretty deadly in those days.

[Maverick]

I'll be watching. For the lulz (if Chelsea fuck up)

[Hugh Jorgen]

The FIA Cup
See the state of tension mount
The FIA Cup
Every ball has gotta count
The FIA Cup
They're fighting to be number 1
The FIA Cup
It's the game they hit and run

Sorry, I've just been waiting to use that for a while.


I see Kevin Muscat's in tonight. I wonder who out of Les, John or Fozzie will get a two foot, studs out tackle in the half time analysis.

I'm just watching, don't give a fuck who wins. David Moyes has crazy eyes though.

You forgot Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He was pretty deadly in those days.

Yeah, you're right. Forgot to mention the old Chelsea strikeforce of Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink and Eidur Gudjohnson. They were an unlikely but deadly duo back then. A black as the ace of spades Dutchman and a whiter than white Icelander.

They were as exciting as fuck back in the day though. Brilliant combination.

[bigburger]

COME ON THE TOFFEES!!!!!!!!!!!

BRING HOME THE BACON BABY!!!

[Hugh Jorgen]

NAH, FUCK THE TOFFEES

C'MON CHELSEA!!!

[Roddy Woomble]

Chelsea behind after 26 seconds....

[Hugh Jorgen]

WTF!?

[Hugh Jorgen]

DROGBA!!!

[Maverick]

Godamn it. Thought I'd come on here and bag Chelsea about being behind after about 25 seconds. Brilliant finish by Saha too.

Fucking computer taking 534 hours to turn the fuck on.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU Drogba

[Rave]

If Everton lose then Hibbert should never play again. Being made to look like a Championship right back. Chelsea are playing balls in without even looking knowing that Hibbert doesn't have the strength or pace to go with any of the players pushing deep (Cole, Malouda). Everton look dangerous when they have managed to push forward but Cahill has been completely blanketed.

Still think Chelski will win unfortunately but I hope it goes to penalties and they fuck it.

[Rave]

Godamn it. Thought I'd come on here and bag Chelsea about being behind after about 25 seconds. Brilliant finish by Saha too.

Fucking computer taking 534 hours to turn the fuck on.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU Drogba

Get on IRC you sexy cunt

FWIW I am clearly premiership manager material. Hibbert subbed at half time. My hours of football manager clearly not a waste :D

[Maverick]

Cahill has been completely blanketed.

That's how he rolls. He cbf doing shit unless he needs to.. He'll score with a few minutes to go.

[Hugh Jorgen]

STILL 1-1.

NERVY FUCK TIME.

ONE GOAL NOW. YA DEAD.

[Hugh Jorgen]

FRANKIE LAMPARD!!!

[Maverick]

Fucking Lampard. Brilliant finish

[Rave]

FUCK YOU CHELSKI

[Hugh Jorgen]

Fucking Lampard. Brilliant finish

Hey, none of this Fucking Lampard.

Lamps is a gun, the new King of Chelsea.:D :thumbsu:

I'm calling it early its "CHELSEA'S FA CUP".

[bigburger]

Shattered.

[Ron]

I'm going to watch it, not because i enjoy Soccer, quite the opposite infact, but i think Chelsea will win this and the odds of $1.73 are too good to ignore.

Chucked a few hundred on them, so lets hope they have an easy win.

BLING BLING

[Maverick]

Pffft. AFL NAB cup >>> FA cup.

[Hugh Jorgen]

CHELSEA!!!!!

LAMPARD!!!!

GOD!!!!

[Hugh Jorgen]

GUUS HIDDINK FTW.

Guus Loves Chelsea.

[Admiral Afterworld]

Boo Chelsea :thumbsd:

[Hugh Jorgen]

SHUT UP YOU FAT ****.

[bigburger]

SHUT UP YOU FAT ****.


Fuck you, you dogg bandwagoning CUNT

[HBK619]

Pffft. AFL NAB cup >>> FA cup.Pffft. 2 girls 1 cup >>> AFL NAB cup >>> FA cup.

[FG]

:(:(

[Legend]

Hibbert should never play again. Being made to look like a Championship right back.

The bloke is a Championship back.

[CatCake]

FA cups don't come cheaply these days... haha

[_JC_]

Fuck yeah, we got a win. I shit myself when Everton got that first goal though.