Jack Watts to debut [Archive]

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 12:29

I'm sure if your a Melbourne member you would know this by know, but the great man is debuting against the Pies in the Queens Birthday game.

He is a ghod and i don't think a 5+ goal debut is that far out of the question.

http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr306/coutta16/jackwatts.jpg

"Buddy who?"

jaxxon

3rd June 2009, 12:31

NicNat > Watts

(I hope. Fuck I'm worried about him. He could be anything, but hopefully not Tambling-like in his promise. His kicking style worries me the most, I think)

crackalackin'

3rd June 2009, 12:33

Meh..

Wiggins>>>NikNat>>>>Watts

Penovic

3rd June 2009, 12:33

Will struggle. Doesn't matter if hes #1 on the draft table. Melbournes forward 50 entries are average at best, plus big men serially take longer to develop.

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 12:33

Will struggle. Doesn't matter if hes #1 on the draft table. Melbournes forward 50 entries are average at best, plus big men serially take longer to develop.

Don't be suprised if he lines up in the midfield

crackalackin'

3rd June 2009, 12:34

Don't be suprised if he lines up in the midfield

Has he put on any weight?

He was Christian Bock like in the u/18 champs last year.

Penovic

3rd June 2009, 12:35

Don't be suprised if he lines up in the midfield

I'm not expecting much in his first game, but i'm still excited to see him play.

Swamp

3rd June 2009, 12:37

Syd will have a fucking aneurysm when he ses this isnt on the sports board.

Penovic

3rd June 2009, 12:38

Syd will have a fucking aneurysm when he ses this isnt on the sports board.

It's much too important to languish in that place.

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 12:40

Syd will have a fucking aneurysm when he ses this isnt on the sports board.

There's no need for a sports board, and this is a very important matter for the general public

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 12:42

Has he put on any weight?

He was Christian Bock like in the u/18 champs last year.

C'mon, Christian Bock is actually anorexic

Banana Republican

3rd June 2009, 12:43

whos Melbourne?

Hugh Jorgen

3rd June 2009, 12:43

Shouldn't this be on the Melbourne board Spanners?

Anyway I hope he kicks 10 against the Pies and the Dees get up.

Mancey

3rd June 2009, 13:05

Jolly good Number 4. Rah rah rah. Go dees

Whacker

3rd June 2009, 13:17

Hardly making an impact in the vfl yet will debut this week. Melbourne really are flying at the moment

Banana Republican

3rd June 2009, 13:17

Jack Watts< the beginning of the snow season

crafty Jews in the Melbourne marketing department

Ron

3rd June 2009, 13:22

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 13:23

Jack Watts< the beginning of the snow season

crafty Jews in the Melbourne marketing department

there's shit all snow now, so there's going to be hundreds upon hundreds of demon's members rushing towards the MCG now

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 13:26

He is going to get smashed by the mighty Pies.

The fucker will wish he stayed home and studied instead of getting messed up by the superior Collingwood team.

He will finish with 3 kicks and one mark and a realisation that the team he plays for is a joke and wont even exist in another five years.

The same way Darren Millane got smashed by a truck :confused:

Jack Watts performance > Leon 'abo' Davis' doughnut grand final

Mancey

3rd June 2009, 13:26

Nick Maxwell will probably pick a fight with him. Tough cunt that he is

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 13:27

Nick Maxwell will probably pick a fight with him. Tough cunt that he is

I hope the cunt cries about not getting a handshake again

crackalackin'

3rd June 2009, 13:27

Nick Maxwell will probably pick a fight with him. Tough cunt that he is

Nah, Watts is over 5 foot 10.

Ron

3rd June 2009, 13:29

The same way Darren Millane got smashed by a truck :confused:

Jack Watts performance > Leon 'abo' Davis' doughnut grand final

Yeah similar to the way that wave smashed into that red headed fuck Broadbridge.

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 13:30

Nah, Watts is over 5 foot 10.
and isn't an umpire

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 13:31

Yeah similar to the way that wave smashed into that red headed fuck Broadbridge.

He was really swept out to sea and drowned, but i get your point

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 13:32

plus he died a hero, saving his missus, rather then being remember as a drink driving, aidz suffering Collingwood player

crackalackin'

3rd June 2009, 13:33

Good to see the Troy Broadbridge jokes make a comeback in recent days, especially seeing as Troy won't be making a comeback of his own.

Unless the ranga's middle name is Jesus or Lazarus...

Mancey

3rd June 2009, 13:35

Zombie Broadbridge.

Still better than John Meesen

crackalackin'

3rd June 2009, 13:37

Zombie Broadbridge.

Still better than John Meesen

Lulz. +1 zombie rep.:thumbsu:

3 people just asked me what was so funny...

Can just imagine Zombie roaming as the loose backman...

"Brains..."

Jack Frost

3rd June 2009, 13:39

Good to see his old man putting money in Bailey's pocket :thumbsu:

Ron

3rd June 2009, 13:41

plus he died a hero, saving his missus, rather then being remember as a drink driving, aidz suffering Collingwood player

Maybe if Troy had learned how to swim like normal people the fanta pants would still be alive.

LEARN TO SWIM TROY

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8896/95479109.jpg

Penovic

3rd June 2009, 13:42

Broadbridge would be an expert at the 'flooding' tactic.

OHH HOHOHO!

3rd June 2009, 14:02

Ziebell > Watts

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 14:13

I spose that one positive to come from his death was that the red hair race will die even faster now

Jather Fack

3rd June 2009, 14:13

Broadbridge would be an expert at the 'flooding' tactic.

OHH HOHOHO!

You ripped that joke off me fuhrer, just like you ripped off the 'world domination' thing from Napoleon. Go and do something original for a change.

CATS

3rd June 2009, 14:50

I spose that one positive to come from his death was that the red hair race will die even faster now
Well his slut did move on pretty quickly, so maybe it also saved him the heartache of a divorce within the year she had found someone new.

Hugh Jorgen

3rd June 2009, 14:56

I spose that one positive to come from his death was that the red hair race will die even faster now

You've still got that other ranga Matthew Bate though.

Maybe the Dees can send him on an end of season trip to Brazil flying Air France. That should put paid to him.

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 15:01

You've still got that other ranga Matthew Bate though.

Maybe the Dees can send him on an end of season trip to Brazil flying Air France. That should put paid to him.

I remember he dyed it black for a while, and that was when he had the best form of his career. Rednuts are just selfish

Penovic

3rd June 2009, 20:07

Bate has been such a let down. Could be way better than he is.

Spanners Watson

3rd June 2009, 20:09

Get cancer Syd :p

bigburger

3rd June 2009, 20:21

Broadbridge would be an expert at the 'flooding' tactic.

OHH HOHOHO!

Chortle.

NicNat to debut this weekend NOW THATS A STORY.

Maverick

3rd June 2009, 20:28

I expect NicNat to have 60 HO's, 45 touches, 15 contenders for MOTY & 10 goals... At least.. He should also get the Eagles over the line by about 55 points.

I'm sure Jack might kick a goal or two as well..

bigburger

3rd June 2009, 20:40

I'll give you all 3 to 1 for NicNat to take mark of the year in his first game. EXTREMELY generous if you ask me.

Jack Frost

4th June 2009, 09:21

Well his slut did move on pretty quickly, so maybe it also saved him the heartache of a divorce within the year she had found someone new.

She just likes Regurgitator and she is still nowhere

peternorth

4th June 2009, 12:37

is watts the next coming of josh fraser?

Jack Frost

4th June 2009, 12:41

is watts the next coming of josh fraser?

Swine flu hasn't cut down that dud yet