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Ghost Who Walks
24th August 2006, 09:16
Tongue made from buttocks

A Polish man who had his tongue removed has had a new one made using tissue taken from his buttocks.

Jarislav Ernst, 23, from Gliwice, now has a functioning tongue made from his backside after surgery at the Oncology Clinic in Gliwice's General Hospital.

Head doctor Stanislaw Poltorek said: "The new tongue is alive and well-supplied with blood, and the patient is doing well."

Mr Ernst's tongue was removed after it was diagnosed with cancer.

Dr Poltorek added: "We removed the tumour-filled tongue, checking that there were no remaining cancerous cells around the patient's mouth, then collected skin, fat and nerve tissue from the man's buttocks and modelled that into a new tongue, which we sewed into his mouth."

mr smooth
24th August 2006, 09:26
thats....just...wrong...:eek:

Dry Rot
24th August 2006, 09:55
Jarislav Ernst just talks shit these days.

Gunk Between ODN's Toes
24th August 2006, 20:40
So if he folds his tongue in half, he's effectively tonguing his own ass. Legend!

Jeremias
24th August 2006, 20:51
hope things don't taste too shitty...

sorry, it HAD to be said :p

choo-choo
24th August 2006, 22:45
So if he folds his tongue in half, he's effectively tonguing his own ass. Legend!

Lol. Just like every chick (bloke) he kisses from now on has just kissed his ass. He probably has a lot of people kissing his ass and they probably use tongue aswell :eek:

Bombers 2003
25th August 2006, 10:17
Jarislav Ernst is a shit licker.

mocaholic
25th August 2006, 11:09
Are there taste buds on your arse?

Probably not. I'd know by now.

Jazzy O
28th August 2006, 12:25
bcoz ur ghey!!1! LOLz!!1!11

Bullet Proof
28th August 2006, 12:29
Cool

Jazzy O
28th August 2006, 12:30
Sxc.

MC_Bomba
16th March 2009, 19:52
ask ben

Godfrey Jones
16th March 2009, 21:53
so when he kisses a chick... its ass to mouth









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http://i44.tinypic.com/2rps468.jpg

wallace
17th March 2009, 17:24
so when he kisses a chick... its ass to mouth









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http://i44.tinypic.com/2rps468.jpg



LOL...

MrStormfront
17th March 2009, 17:26
so when he kisses a chick... its ass to mouth









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http://i44.tinypic.com/2rps468.jpg

i rekon everytime a one liner gets thrown around on tlc it should be followed by that pic. :thumbsu::D