Ron's NSW (Australia) Fucking Hack Attack

[rumblah]

Lee, Bracken, Hauritz.

That doesn't strike fear into anyone. It's time they're all fucked off.

Lee 4 overs 2/39
Bracken 4 overs 0/33
Hauritz 4 overs 1/27

Watson (as much as I want the bloke to suceed and play a lot for Aus) got hit for 4 last night, and completely lost his shit. Bowling is not right atm, hes just jogging in and bowling, as one of the commentators said last night, he doesn't trust his body. 2 overs 0/24.

Lee - This **** continues to get tonked, and this time by A VERY MEDIOCRE SRI LANKAN batting line-up, bar Jayasuria and Sangakkara. He did make a nice 15 from 5 down the order, but hes there to TAKE FUCKING WICKETS

Bracken - What the fuck has happened to him? 18 months ago, this bloke was the best short-form bowler in the world. HAS SHOWN NOTHING THIS TOURNAMENT.

Hauritz - Fuck me, HES SHIT! Sure, he didn't get belted last night, only because the Sri Lankans didn't need to go after him.

Warner - Nice first ball duck, dickhead.

Clarke - Nice FAIL at T20, 11 from 17 deliveries.

Brad Haddin - 16 from 18. Got set, then failed when we needed someone to stand up and make 50, 60 +.

Notice a pattern there? ALL of those players (bar Watson, who may be in NSW colours soon) PLAY FOR NSW.

M. Hussey - cannot play T20 cricket, just doesn't move it along quick enough.

I would talk about Mitch's bowling too, but without his batting down the order we wouldn't have made 110.

[Mancey]

I love the man, and i know its only 20/20, but i reckon it's a real 50/50 call on whether Mr Cricket will be playing any cricket for Australia this summer.

Looks all at sea. Even dropping catches now

[dmc333]

http://www.sydneyuniversitycricket.com.au/player-profiles/2008_09/Individual-profiles/Greg%20Mathews.jpg

Can anyone challenge his claim to currently be the best spinner in Australia?

[peternorth]

unfortunately not dmc

[bigburger]

http://www.sydneyuniversitycricket.com.au/player-profiles/2008_09/Individual-profiles/Greg%20Mathews.jpg

Can anyone challenge his claim to currently be the best spinner in Australia?
One of my mates who will be playing WACA cricket this year seriously gets more tweek than any of the spin bowlers I have seen in Australia currently. Spinners are overrated in any case, as long as you get to the pitch of the ball you can smack them out of the fucken park.

[Mancey]

You can only get to the pitch when you are sure where the bastard is going to pitch. Side spin means fuck all really, Mendis is the best going around right now and he probably only turns it a ball width.

Good spinners get loop and drop. You don't know where the fucker is going to land.

[bigburger]

You can only get to the pitch when you are sure where the bastard is going to pitch. Side spin means fuck all really, Mendis is the best going around right now and he probably only turns it a ball width.

Good spinners get loop and drop. You don't know where the fucker is going to land.

True that. Someone once said length is 9 tenths of the law when your bowling. Its fucken true too Glenn McGrath and Stuey Clarke have made careers out of it.

[Mancey]

Yep. Big side spin isn't that hard to play because it gets predictable. The wiley old pricks in club cricket get wickets because they give you almost too much time to think about it.

They chuck the ball up above your eye height and its hard to judge the length, whether to go forward or back. So you end up playing a half forward half back shot and end up looking like some crab.

fuckin old cunts, hate em

[Curtis Stone]

I love the loopy spinners. Charge and cow corner slog every time. That said they always get you out when you top edge one of thier pies and you walk off with FFFFFFUUUUUU man face.

[peternorth]

I love the loopy spinners. Charge and cow corner slog every time. That said they always get you out when you top edge one of thier pies and you walk off with FFFFFFUUUUUU man face.


and then they do the chainsaw?

[Mancey]

and then they do the chainsaw?

In my old league, they'd just grab the Terry Toweling hat off the ump, go back to the slips and light another Peter Jackson

[Ljp86]

www.bigcricket.com for cricket discussion. :thumbsu:


Top order needs a bit of work, Watson is not much of a Twenty20 player, Mike Hussey is well and truly out of form and we don't seem to have a pace bowler who can concede less than eight runs per over. Can't believe David Hussey wasn't given a bowl when the spinners were ones keeping Australia in the game.

Twenty20 side needs a total overhaul, time to start bringing in some specialist players rather than using players who excel at 50-over cricket. Our lack of a big hitter at the top of the order is a big concern.

[Curtis Stone]

In my old league, they'd just grab the Terry Toweling hat off the ump, go back to the slips and light another Peter Jackson

Couple of seasons back I ordered a box of Terry's for our team. We made it compulsory to wear.

One young lad refused to wear one. Said they were ghey. Safe to say he never played a game that season. :thumbsd:

How fucking made for cricket is the Terry hat though? Sun protection. Check. Ball shiner (lol). Check. Sweat absorber. Check.

[Mancey]

Made for life in general mate.

If you think a white terry towelling and matching zinc on the nose looks gay then you can gtfo

Old man had a khaki one with the little air vents on the side. Badass

[Whacker]

Give me one example where a terry wouldnt work. Yeah thats right NONE!!!!

[Hugh Jorgen]

You can only get to the pitch when you are sure where the bastard is going to pitch. Side spin means fuck all really, Mendis is the best going around right now and he probably only turns it a ball width.

Good spinners get loop and drop. You don't know where the fucker is going to land.

Vettori's a very good ODI & T20 bowler for those reasons too. Doesn't spin it much but uses a lot of flight and changes of pace, which makes him hard to get hold of. You very rarely see him get belted.

Most of that stuff isn't obvious to the average armchair expert watching on TV though, they look at them bowl and go "hey that blokes not even spinning it, why the fuck aren't you useless cunts smashing him?".

[hong_kong_bond]

Give me one example where a terry wouldnt work.
Richmond

[Curtis Stone]

Richmond

Oh God, win. :thumbsu:

[Ron]

For 100+ years NSW has been propping Australian cricket up, it's true. We would have won about 80 shield titles if we weren't constantly missing players due to national commitments.

Now it is hardly our fault the selectors are morons, if they picked a team designed for 20/20 cricket then we would be right.

Hopefully the next world cup the selectors actually pick a 20/20 team.

Oh and NSW > everyone, just remember if it wasn't for the Blues Australian cricket would be comparable to Kenyan cricket.

[BuzzKillington]

T20 cricket is really starting to shit me (though that's probably only because we keep sucking at it). All of a sudden it's gone from an exhibition, with players in retro 70s gear and wigs to something which is being taken seriously with an annual world cup? Next thing you know they're gonna decide that we only need a 50 over world cup every 6 years and 1 or 2 test match series a year in order to make room for more T20 matches. Too much exposure to T20 is gonna be detrimental to our players in the long run who are being chosen for all forms of the game as well as detrimental to the longer forms of the game.

/rant

[rumblah]

Richmond

Oh lawdy. You win the internetz.

[Whacker]

RUMBLAH!!!!!!!!!!!

I got FM today

[rumblah]

RUMBLAH!!!!!!!!!!!

I got FM today
ORLY!!!!

pwning cunts?

[pickman]

T20 cricket is really starting to shit me (though that's probably only because we keep sucking at it). All of a sudden it's gone from an exhibition, with players in retro 70s gear and wigs to something which is being taken seriously with an annual world cup? Next thing you know they're gonna decide that we only need a 50 over world cup every 6 years and 1 or 2 test match series a year in order to make room for more T20 matches. Too much exposure to T20 is gonna be detrimental to our players in the long run who are being chosen for all forms of the game as well as detrimental to the longer forms of the game.

/rant

Agree +1 :thumbsu:

T20 is good in limited doses

4,4,6,6,Nb,4,4,6,4,W,4,4,4,6 can get a tad tedious at times.

[Whacker]

ORLY!!!!

pwning cunts?
Trying :( cant score many goals

[rumblah]

Trying :( cant score many goals
Lol. I'm taking a very average Nottingham Forest side in new ground apparently.. just broke a previous record of 5 games without a loss.