Do you believe everything you read on TLC?

[FG]

I think we can all agree that we're a fairly, if not highly disfunctional, close-knit community here.

Normally in such a close knit community it's not uncommon for members to believe everything that comes out of their fellow members' mouths.

Over the years there have been some pretty outrageous stories to come out of various posters mouths, or in this case, keyboards - involving stripclubs, booze, chicks, drugs, and other forms of debauchery.

My question to the members of TLC is this - when you read these stories, do you believe them? Or do you think, "this poster is full of shit and is clearly extracting the urine!" ?

[johnnie walker]

Some I can tell are taking the piss, or lying, others, you can tell theyre FUCKING MAD *****.

[pickman]

Some I can tell are taking the piss, or lying, others, you can tell theyre FUCKING MAD *****.

What he said.

Believability depends on the post and the poster.

[Legend]

I read something the other day about somebody pissing all over a taxi driver. Forget who it was or where it was but they was clear shitting bulls.

All depends.

[crackers57]

Does it really matter?

Enter all and suspend your belief

[Spanners Watson]

I don't see why not, apart from Afterfood. But maybe some are living a double life.

I wouldn't be suprised if Jake was really a young 20-something high flyer living in a Melbourne penthouse, snorting cocaine off the ass cracks of young maylasian men each night of the week.

[pickman]

I don't see why not, apart from Afterfood. But maybe some are living a double life.

I wouldn't be suprised if Jake was really a young 20-something high flyer living in a Melbourne penthouse, snorting cocaine off the backs of young maylasian men each night of the week.

Where can i get a piece of that action? :D

[Curtis Stone]

Does it really matter?

Enter all and suspend your belief

I have full confidence wheelchair lady was real. :thumbsu:

[crackers57]

I have full confidence wheelchair lady was real. :thumbsu:


LOL No-one would bullshit about that.........not even Jake (if that's his real name)

[Curtis Stone]

My question to the members of TLC is this - when you read these stories, do you believe them? Or do you think, "this poster is full of shit and is clearly extracting the urine!" ?

As others have said, depends on the poster. Some are safe as houses...others not so.

I'd like to invite you to peruse the following (as I rest my case).

http://limboclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69849

[FG]

Ah, you sly dog Hoffy

[Curtis Stone]

Ah, you sly dog Hoffy

Did he crush your faith in humanity as he did mine with these bogus claims?

[crackers57]

Did he crush your faith in humanity as he did mine with these bogus claims?

Mate, you have quoted the dodgiest person on this forum to prove your point

[Curtis Stone]

Mate, you have quoted the dodgiest person on this forum to prove your point

You? :)

[crackers57]

You? :)

Oh come on, everyone trusts Uncle Cracky :cool:

[Spanners Watson]

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7720/img02121oe9.jpg

Funniest shit ever.

Your a fucking idiot rog

[jimmy35]

Truth is in the eye of the believer .

[Swamp]

I tend to beleive everyone at first, but begin to doubt their credibility when storiesin their threads they make directly contradict previos stories in previous threads. If you're going to make shit up, at least make it consistant.

[Mike Oxlong]

I try and believe everything posters say and give them the benefit of the doubt as i post some pretty "out there" stories and i hope people take me at my word as they are all true.

Sometimes people post stuff and they clearly are taking the piss but are happy to admit it.

[LondonCalling]

I read something the other day about somebody pissing all over a taxi driver. Forget who it was or where it was but they was clear shitting bulls.

All depends.

Ah damn, I've lost the 16 year old demographic.

All over for me. :(

[fellowcitizen]

I believe everything I read. I'm a very trusting person. Girls find that a turn on.

[Kingy]

I believe everything I read. I'm a very trusting person. Girls find that a turn on.

Who the fuck are you? I don't trust you.


I trust most of you blokes; but I know that exaggerating a story can make it rad^sick, instead of just rad, so you've gotta account for that.

[Penovic]

I believe all of it on one condition.

If it's degrading to anyone but myself, its true.
If it's degrading to me, or any other dictator, it's untrue.

[Ron]

Everything i say is bullshit, i am actually Jake's mum, here to spy on him and make sure he doesn't embarrass the family.

Please don't tell him ok, i don't want him to know i am on here spying on him.

[dmc333]

I'm not here for trust, just lulz.

[Charles Darwin]

I dont believe that the server is TOO busy at all.

[Kingy]

Everything i say is bullshit, i am actually Jake's mum, here to spy on him and make sure he doesn't embarrass the family.

Please don't tell him ok, i don't want him to know i am on here spying on him.

How's that working for you? ;)

[crackalackin']

I beleive some posters are legit, such as *Ella*, ILBM & natsuckonmysweatysak, but the rest of you fuckers are probably figments of Syd's imagination...

[Banana Republican]

I am an undercover Federal Police Officer/16 yearold girl with big bewbies.

[Catjizz Fake]

Hai Pork Stork how are you?

[Banana Republican]

very vigilant/horny

[Curtis Stone]

very vigilant/horny

http://www.stamfordplus.com/stm/information/nws1/uploads/1/hansen__chris_2005.jpg

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http://calvinlawson.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/pedobear.png

[Catjizz Fake]

very vigilant/horny


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell this morning i was reading your posts and my penis had a little misdemeanor... in my undies :o :o

[gangsta deluxe]

I take everything well salted.

Still, I believe most of what is said. The way I think of it is simple, there is no point going to the psychiatrist if you aren't at least going to try to tell the truth - and it would seem others hold to this too.

[Jack Frost]

I take everything well salted.




I stopped there and thought there has to be a better chocie of words matey :D

[gangsta deluxe]

I stand by them!!!!!!!

[crackalackin']

If they're too salted, you could chuck on some dog's horse to soften the tang...

[gangsta deluxe]

Maybe even the seed of a 14yo boy(98% salt reduced)

[crackalackin']

I'd stick to the dog's horse.

It's 100% pedo free

[gangsta deluxe]

But then I'd have to feel a penis to sate myself.

Dog's horse just doesn't do it for me.

[thegrach]

Geez, fair shake of the dogs horse bottle GD.

[gangsta deluxe]

How bout I give my dick a fair shake all over your face godamnit!!!

[thegrach]

Flattered GD, but not interested. Good luck with that though.

[Jack Frost]

Heard some dmc333 bloke might be up for it. Bring your own cup though :thumbsu:

[crackers57]

Heard some dmc333 bloke might be up for it. Bring your own cup though :thumbsu:

2boys1cup...........imagine the video

[Jack Frost]

Something was bound to cum up :p

[Curtis Stone]

sperme the details.

[CATS]

I believe everything I read here.

Kingy is a master swooner
Crackers loves the disabled as they cant escape quicke enough
Kerrby is a sexy male model
Jake is a loner that drinks goon to wallow in his sorrows
Cath and Rave - well I dont even wanna go there (too creepy and nightmares will ensue)
FG had a hot Deb partner that he didnt screw
Chirf really cant afford to fix the server as he is not getting as great a return in his chicken coop business as he thought
Reep is a well respected lawyer who looks like that cReep
Fred has red hair
Mike sits outside PK's window nightly in hopes of sight of any naked part
H2F is gods gift to women
Benny will be a better swooner than Kingy once he gets rid of the whale
Penovic really is Hitler (and I am his Eva)
Swamp is a bear that can fly and be an hero
Spanners is Ray Smoodiver's cousin
LC will be the next PM of Aus
Gangsta really does know everything there is to know about everything
Whacker doesnt have a real name but likes to suck dildos
Trav is the resident MC and loves Katy Perry
Geelong Sicko is awesome - purely because of his name
Mancey is a cockhead with a tummy shaped like a wiggling fish
Hoffy is Farva
DrAndy is a surgeon who posts on TLC mid-operations (he once removed a man's testicles when he was supposed to suture a head wound - True story)
Jather Fack hides in the background, only jumping out every now and then to remind us he is alive
Bushie and Cactus are bush hicks that farm sometimes
George, Ron and Peternorth are asian
Meg has a girlfriend
Fapio is the only TLCer that can use MS Paint to it's full potential
Pickman and Picko99 are the same person
Charles Darwin created the theory of evolution
CuntCake doesnt like to swear - True story



Ok that is all I can think of right now! Am I wrong in any of these or am I right to believe this?

[Jather Fack]

Looks like i better start making up better stories ... um, relating some of the more interesting and flattering parts of my life. I have cleaned up the empty beer bottles btw.

[Swamp]

Swamp is a bear that can fly and be an hero

I'm also a pedophile

[Curtis Stone]

I'm also a pedophile

Believe. :thumbsu:

[Spanners Watson]

Yeah like Cats, i believe that Gangsta is the most well-read and most knowledgeable person in the city of Melbourne

[Whacker]

Guise i dont want to alarm you all, but my name isnt really Whacker

[CATS]

Guise i dont want to alarm you all, but my name isnt really Whacker
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

My mind is blown - I dont know how I shall ever recover from this news.

I thought we were friends, Whacker! :( How could you do this to me? :(

[crackalackin']

I believe Penovic will post his missus boobies with post #1000

[Fapio]

Guise i dont want to alarm you all, but my name isnt really Whacker
No shit, Dazza

[thegrach]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

My mind is blown - I dont know how I shall ever recover from this news.

I thought we were friends, Whacker! :( How could you do this to me? :(
Is it weird now after you yelled out Whacker a few times at the top of your voice during teh seks?

[CATS]

Is it weird now after you yelled out Whacker a few times at the top of your voice during teh seks?
I thought you were too embarrassed to tell anyone that I was screaming out whacker's name when we sexed.

I couldnt help it - it just slipped out. Must have read one of his funny posts before we did it :o

[thegrach]

You mean the one while we were in my office?

[Whacker]

Im a bad bad person. Spank me cats

[Whacker]

No shit, Dazza
Indeed Danny

[thegrach]

I suppose you are also going to tell us that isn't you in your sig.

[Mike Oxlong]

I believe everything I read here.

Kingy is a master swooner
Crackers loves the disabled as they cant escape quicke enough
Kerrby is a sexy male model
Jake is a loner that drinks goon to wallow in his sorrows
Cath and Rave - well I dont even wanna go there (too creepy and nightmares will ensue)
FG had a hot Deb partner that he didnt screw
Chirf really cant afford to fix the server as he is not getting as great a return in his chicken coop business as he thought
Reep is a well respected lawyer who looks like that cReep
Fred has red hair
Mike sits outside PK's window nightly in hopes of sight of any naked part
H2F is gods gift to women
Benny will be a better swooner than Kingy once he gets rid of the whale
Penovic really is Hitler (and I am his Eva)
Swamp is a bear that can fly and be an hero
Spanners is Ray Smoodiver's cousin
LC will be the next PM of Aus
Gangsta really does know everything there is to know about everything

Ok that is all I can think of right now! Am I wrong in any of these or am I right to believe this?

LOL :thumbsu:

[Whacker]

And it isnt me in my av either

[Dr Andy]

I believe everything I read here.

Kingy is a master swooner
Crackers loves the disabled as they cant escape quicke enough
Kerrby is a sexy male model
Jake is a loner that drinks goon to wallow in his sorrows
Cath and Rave - well I dont even wanna go there (too creepy and nightmares will ensue)
FG had a hot Deb partner that he didnt screw
Chirf really cant afford to fix the server as he is not getting as great a return in his chicken coop business as he thought
Reep is a well respected lawyer who looks like that cReep
Fred has red hair
Mike sits outside PK's window nightly in hopes of sight of any naked part
H2F is gods gift to women
Benny will be a better swooner than Kingy once he gets rid of the whale
Penovic really is Hitler (and I am his Eva)
Swamp is a bear that can fly and be an hero
Spanners is Ray Smoodiver's cousin
LC will be the next PM of Aus
Gangsta really does know everything there is to know about everything

Ok that is all I can think of right now! Am I wrong in any of these or am I right to believe this?
you forgot me you WHORE


and gd is a mong who makes shit up, no offence gd

[thegrach]

And it isnt me in my av either
Hmmmmmm


*tucks penis back into pants*

[crackalackin']

you forgot me you WHORE


She's off my fucking Xmas card list as well, Doc

[Legend]

Guise i dont want to alarm you all, but my name isnt really Whacker

Guise i dont want to alarm you all, but I am really a Legend

[Whacker]

and an african herbsman

[Geelong_Sicko]

Guise i dont want to alarm you all, but I am really a Legend

and an african herbsman

One love, brudda!

[Jack Frost]

I believe everything I read here.

Kingy is a master swooner
Crackers loves the disabled as they cant escape quicke enough
Kerrby is a sexy male model
Jake is a loner that drinks goon to wallow in his sorrows
Cath and Rave - well I dont even wanna go there (too creepy and nightmares will ensue)
FG had a hot Deb partner that he didnt screw
Chirf really cant afford to fix the server as he is not getting as great a return in his chicken coop business as he thought
Reep is a well respected lawyer who looks like that cReep
Fred has red hair
Mike sits outside PK's window nightly in hopes of sight of any naked part
H2F is gods gift to women
Benny will be a better swooner than Kingy once he gets rid of the whale
Penovic really is Hitler (and I am his Eva)
Swamp is a bear that can fly and be an hero
Spanners is Ray Smoodiver's cousin
LC will be the next PM of Aus
Gangsta really does know everything there is to know about everything

Ok that is all I can think of right now! Am I wrong in any of these or am I right to believe this?






I believe..............................................
































doesn't matter anyway :D

[Spanners Watson]

One love, brudda!

A-alaker-salim ma brother!

[Travyo]

As if not even mention me cats you sperm holding facility.

[Whacker]

What he said. You cum guzzler. You to cats

[FG]

I believe everything I read here.

Kingy is a master swooner
Crackers loves the disabled as they cant escape quicke enough
Kerrby is a sexy male model
Jake is a loner that drinks goon to wallow in his sorrows
Cath and Rave - well I dont even wanna go there (too creepy and nightmares will ensue)
FG had a hot Deb partner that he didnt screw
Chirf really cant afford to fix the server as he is not getting as great a return in his chicken coop business as he thought
Reep is a well respected lawyer who looks like that cReep
Fred has red hair
Mike sits outside PK's window nightly in hopes of sight of any naked part
H2F is gods gift to women
Benny will be a better swooner than Kingy once he gets rid of the whale
Penovic really is Hitler (and I am his Eva)
Swamp is a bear that can fly and be an hero
Spanners is Ray Smoodiver's cousin
LC will be the next PM of Aus
Gangsta really does know everything there is to know about everything

Ok that is all I can think of right now! Am I wrong in any of these or am I right to believe this?

Wrong, mine is a work in progress

Although I like the "swamp is a bear that can fly and be a hero"

[gangsta deluxe]

you forgot me you WHORE


and gd is a mong who makes shit up, no offence gd

Like what Andy?

I will admit that I never crapped in a bidet. That was indeed a barearsed lie.

[CATS]

I have updated the list to accomodate for some of the criers out there.

As mentioned in the edit note, if/when I actually have a brainwave I will add some more, if those ppl are worth mentioning! :p

[Jack Frost]

There's a list ?

[PowerKat]

There's a list ?

I don't believe you

[Jack Frost]

I usually hear that the next morning :D

[Mancey]

It's true, i am indeed a cockhead. I've seen the pics

[Dr Andy]

Like what Andy?

I will admit that I never crapped in a bidet. That was indeed a barearsed lie.
FEEL A PENIS LOL

[gangsta deluxe]

That wasn't a lie, more a failure. I thought that what I was saying was correct.

[Dr Andy]

i didn't say you lie, i said you made shit up

and i'm pretty sure you never heard anyone say "FEEL A PENIS" so you clearly made it up

[Jather Fack]

i post quite often. i've got HUNDREDS of posts, thousands even. i call bullshit cats, you clearly don't pay attention at all.

[CATS]

i post quite often. i've got HUNDREDS of posts, thousands even. i call bullshit cats, you clearly don't pay attention at all.

WOW - you're back!! Havent seen you post in a while. Did you go on a sabbatical or something.

I have missed your posting :(

[CatCake]

i post quite often. i've got HUNDREDS of posts, thousands even. i call bullshit cats, you clearly don't pay attention at all.

ONE thousand and HUNDREDS.

[Jather Fack]

WOW - you're back!! Havent seen you post in a while. Did you go on a sabbatical or something.

I have missed your posting :(

well, i was the first one to whinge about not being on the first list. i also very recently made a post in the gourmet thread about my tomatoes on toast with garlic salt.

[Blitzer]

well, i was the first one to whinge about not being on the first list. i also very recently made a post in the gourmet thread about my tomatoes on toast with garlic salt.

Add some cracked pepper to that and i'm sorted! :thumbsu:

[Jather Fack]

i have a cracked pepper and rock salt mill, all in one, is very good for the very lazy like me :thumbsu:

[Ron]

George, Ron and Peternorth are asian


wtf which fucker called me Asian? I'll fuck their shit up.

Can't believe one of you bastards called me a gook. Not happy Jan.

[Geelong_Sicko]

wtf which fucker called me Asian? I'll fuck their shit up.

Can't believe one of you bastards called me a gook. Not happy Jan.

I'm told it's because you changed your avatar from that tasty-looking bitch to that ghey NRL one. Don't shoot the messenger though, oaky-doaky?:thumbsu:

[CATS]

I'm told it's because you changed your avatar from that tasty-looking bitch to that ghey NRL one. Don't shoot the messenger though, oaky-doaky?:thumbsu:

I like him.

He says Okie-dokie! :D

[peternorth]

Shes letting me down, at first she was like ok. Now shes all like Post some random chicks tits and say they are mine.

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4029/motivatorb81a8fcb584a2b.jpg

[thegrach]

De ja vu

[Swamp]

Fuck PeterNorth, it's not thursday any more

[gangsta deluxe]

i didn't say you lie, i said you made shit up

and i'm pretty sure you never heard anyone say "FEEL A PENIS" so you clearly made it up

Unfortunately I was stupid enough to believe a housemate on this one. More a case of trusting unreliable sources of information.

It made sense to me. My penis is so large that it does not make anything close to a fap sound when I masturbate.

[Fapio]

It made sense to me. My penis is so large that it does not make anything close to a fap sound when I masturbate.
Mine makes a sound like a shotgun cocking. Then I spray blood on the walls

[thegrach]

I think your doing it wrong.

[Geelong_Sicko]

Mine makes a sound like a shotgun cocking. Then I spray blood on the walls

I think your doing it wrong.

Yeah. I don't think you should be using a cheese grater that way either, dude...