A man of Multi Talents Our very own

[Travyo]

CARBS!!!1!!ELEVEN!111!!!

Ok first, if you haven't already heard or seen this song, you probably have to watch it, Lil Wayne - Stuntin like my Daddy, yes painful, but bare with me.

If Embedding disabled click here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oziG_LUZj4I


oziG_LUZj4I


Ok and now our very own.




(Recorded with headphones lulz hence why so muffled) Lyrics also below to follow

HZjuSigi6Fs

And I Be Tardin Like Im Benny, Tardin Like Im Benny
Tardin Like Im Benny, I Be Tardin Like Im Benny
I'm The, Young journo, Tardin Like Im Benny
Tardin Like Im Benny, I Be Tardin Like Im Benny


Bitch im paid, thats all I gotta say
cant see you lil nigga, the mono in the way
and im, im sitting high, new skinnies are on
if you aint gonna be nice, Ill call you unprofessional
handin in my assignments, even though they late
It aint my birthday but i got my name on the cake
believe that, netballs what you should play
I dont fuck around, my brains scattered like suzis shit
pick em up, have coffee, dont lay
where im from we see tards everyday
thats sunbury, throw a clipboard at em
Make a song about me, thats not very nice of you
some dude on my pipe, and he like a crack addict
and he saw me wearin leggings, even I know thats gay
I grab my keys, hoe I gotta go
I got my multi coloured jacket off to uni you know?

New skinnies eleven-Hundred, assburgers gettin money, centrelink givin money, tlc hatin on me, I love you erin

(Chorus)

The names Sunny aka Benny
I must've swooned a thousand bitches and they girlfriends
white leather, givin some rims, tons of facebook friends and yes I know every one
Big Ben, Jill Singer got some mail man
What you know about internet relationships, I got fucked but now I got Erin and shes only half ****
Im in my zone, my form is so rare man
Mcgain cant bowl but I got a sick chinaman
Level 1 coach, show me my opponent......show me my opponent
Im still balling, a bullet gotta get me and ive never been a pussy cause my hood never let me
A made ****, got made tards with me
Im a **** boy, and im about to buy some more skinnies

New skinnies eleven-Hundred, assburgers gettin money, centrelink givin money, tlc hatin on me, I love you erin

(Chorus)

[FG]

Classic. Will go down in history.

[Legend]

Greatest thread eva :thumbsu:

[rumblah]

Most epic event in TLC/IRC HISTORY.

Trav - you are a fucking GOD!

[johnnie walker]

You sir, are a fucking LEGEND.

Please, have all of my REPS!

[Spanners Watson]

rofl rofl rofl.

Thread of the year, well today at the very least

Genuine lolz

[johnnie walker]

You should look into this talent of your own TRAV

[wallace]

Magnificent. Brilliant. And the video clip = genius!

[crackers57]

Fucking epic :D :D :D :D :D

[Spanners Watson]

Bring back the rep system. NOAW!!!

[FG]

There are not enough superlatives to describe just how good this truly is.

[pepe]

Top fucking shelf.:thumbsu:
Would buy the Album

[CatCake]

HUNDREDS

[BuzzKillington]

somebody nominate this man for australian of the year

[Power King]

approved.

[pepe]

Waiting for the RJ's seal of approval..:D

[Ricketts]

[/Forum] !

[Hugh Jorgen]

http://www.goknude.com/myspace/gold/Chief_CD_CoverNEW.jpg

[Maverick]

Gold, awesome, fucking brilliant, etc. do not describe just how good that is.

[Spanners Watson]

We may have to move again, the server could go into meltdown tonight

[pork_sword]

We may have to move again, the server could go into meltdown tonight
FUCKING JOIZUZ!!!!11!! YOU FUCKING CHAMPION TRAV!!!11!eleven!!1111

[crackers57]

There's a ringtone

[Curtis Stone]

Oh my dear lord.

So much rep. So much. :thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu:

[mudkipz (ded)]

12 BILLIONS FOR TRAVIS

[Mancey]

Holy shit. and last pic in the video....gold

[Fapio]

:thumbsu: Trav wins at life

[Travyo]

Glad lulz could be had.

Wish we still had the rep system, I'd have THOUSANDS.

[Mike Oxlong]

fuck man that is just insane!!!!!

I think i only briefly laughed the first time i listened to it coz i was in shock at how fucking good that was. Second time, LMFAO from beginning to last tard :D :D :D :D :D

[Rave]

Nothing you or anyone you know could ever be as cool or as epic or as amazing as this. In fact I may even go as far as to say I hate you Trav because this may have ended the internet for me for all eternity.

It was so funny I broke my funny gland and will never laugh again.

[Travyo]

Ben Asslick make you laugh again?

http://f.imagehost.org/0599/TheThompsons.jpg (http://f.imagehost.org/view/0599/TheThompsons)

[LondonCalling]

I just pissed myself.

It's up on his girlfriend's wall now too

[CatCake]

I just pissed myself.

It's up on his girlfriend's wall now too

<@WallaceFennel> [22:58] <14@Travyo> <CatCake> <@cathcath> London calling posted the rap on erins wall!!

<@Travyo> FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[rumblah]

<@WallaceFennel> [22:58] <14@Travyo> <CatCake> <@cathcath> London calling posted the rap on erins wall!!

<@Travyo> FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Lawl. Shit just got r33l.

[Travyo]

Shit just got, very real, lol.

Ben was going to see it sooner or later, just didn't want it taken down or anything lol.

[LondonCalling]

Wasn't me - but I'll take the credit for it!

[Travyo]

Not like it is as bad as sending some email to Jill Singer, lol.

We might get a visit from Erin?

[RoosterLad]

Haha fucken top effort Trav.

[Mancey]

I voting for this in triple jjj's hottest 100 of all time

[dmc333]

Hahhaha this shit could go global

[Spanners Watson]

Shit is getting real, hopefully Benny comes back for one night to fight Trav.

Post screen shots of Erin's FB wall for lolz

[Cath]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1714/carbom.png

[CatCake]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/DelroyL/benny.jpg

[yssup_MasTr]

can i have your babies

[Maverick]

Charles D de Groot.

Watta name

[bigburger]

BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




So fucking great.

[Penovic]

can i have your babbies

fixt.

[_JC_]

http://www.memedepot.com/uploads/500/729_1242618977342.jpg

:thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[Spanners Watson]

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/42823/b7kqbt.gif

[Spanners Watson]

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/42823/b7kqbt.gif

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv317/Dementia23/smile.gif

[Spanners Watson]

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/42823/b7kqbt.gif

http://i695.photobucket.com/albums/vv317/Dementia23/smile.gif

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4818/ginacarano2.gif

[Penovic]

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/42823/b7kqbt.gif

Gina Carano ftw.

[Travyo]

She loves her UFC

She also loves cock

[wallace]

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4818/ginacarano2.gif

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/do-want.jpg

[Spanners Watson]

In all three gifs she was thinking about this thread, she approves it, lolz were had by her and Ken Shamrock

[Travyo]

Ken Shamrock never lulz, steroids have taught him no other way.

This thread keeps on giving, what does tomorrow bring?

[mudkipz (ded)]

Hopefully Ben.

[Spanners Watson]

Hopefully Ben.

We can only hope, and i hope that fat cunt doesn't come back

[rossi]

Dat was epic

[Jather Fack]

wut?

[CatCake]

wut?

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/DelroyL/1244650306515.jpg

[Jather Fack]

whut?

[Ljp86]

Holy fucking shit, Trav you are a superstar mate. :D :D :thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[Kingy]

Any acknowledgement from the great man himself?

[FG]

Apparently not in here, unless he's learnt to post under an alias. Which I highly doubt.

If someone sent this to Jill Singer, then shit would get real. Realer than real.

[Kingy]

Apparently not in here, unless he's learnt to post under an alias. Which I highly doubt.

If someone sent this to Jill Singer, then shit would get real. Realer than real.

Yea, I'm thinking more over Facebook, or one of the lucky souls whose got him on MSN.

You on holidays young Jawdie?

And if shit gets real, then realer than real, then really real; what's next?

[FG]

Yea, I'm thinking more over Facebook, or one of the lucky souls whose got him on MSN.

You on holidays young Jawdie?

And if shit gets real, then realer than real, then really real; what's next?

Nah Kingy, I have my last exam today - the 3 hour borefest that is the General Achievement/Aptitude Test. Otherwise known as the GAT.

Starts at 10. Goes till 1. Then I'm done for 4 or so days, then I have two weeks of school, then holidays. Fun.

[Kingy]

GAT? More like GAY, amirite?

How'd you go on the rest of them?

[FG]

Probably passed everything except NT Methods & Chemistry

PE was shiteasy, French wasn't too hard, Literature was pretty good, T methods was okay, but yeah NT Methods was insanely difficult and Chemistry well fuck Chemistry.

Year 12 Psych yesterday was actually nearly fun because it seemed so easy.. and the GAT today doesn't really matter.

I'm confident.

[yssup_MasTr]

How did Lil Wayne make this song about me?

[johnnie walker]

Probably passed everything except NT Methods & Chemistry

PE was shiteasy, French wasn't too hard, Literature was pretty good, T methods was okay, but yeah NT Methods was insanely difficult and Chemistry well fuck Chemistry.

Year 12 Psych yesterday was actually nearly fun because it seemed so easy.. and the GAT today doesn't really matter.

I'm confident.
I have been informed that everyone will be working George Clooney into their answers. Make of it what you will.

Could be Year 12s bullshitting, but the ones on fb made it seem so.

[Catjizz Fake]

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

:eek:

I burst out laughing 4 times during that, fucking genius :thumbsu:, the whole thing... just genius

Mad skillz :thumbsu:

[Dr Andy]

TARDIN LIKE I'M BENNY
TARDIN LIKE I'M BENNY

[Curtis Stone]

It was ringing through my head all night. Mainly just the opening music before the lyrics start looping over. I was just boppin' around the unit getting weird looks from my flatmate for most the night whilst mumbling ever so softly "tardin' like I'm Benny". :D

[peternorth]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOLD!!!!!!!

miyonS OF REPS 4 U!!!!

[gangsta deluxe]

LOL mate, well done.:)

[Suspense]

So fucking brilliant... :D

[crackers57]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4115/snoopdoggrockstar.jpg

[PowerKat]

LMAO Trav - that. is. fucking. awesome. :D :thumbsu:

[crackalackin']

As someone who was lucky/unlucky enough to miss out on ol' Assburgers, is this a genuine reflection of his taardness?



Top notch stuff there Trav, you're wasting your skills being on here...

[dmc333]

Fuck imagine if Singer got hold of it. Chaser has simmered down, Ramsay is running out of steam. The country needs a new scapegoat next week.

News Ltd exposes internet bullies harassing the handicapped.

Chirf would give us up to save his arse, Fred would totally rat us out. Handing over IP's so News Ltd minions could hunt us down 1 by 1.

Rudd would call us lower than Gordon Ramsay and the Chaser.

We'd have to apologise, saying our mums gave us a good dressing down and we'll each do 100 hours of work with spastics so we can understand the trauma we've caused.

Every six months News ltd will hunt us down, exposing what jobs we are now doing- suggesting it's a disgrace that the 'disabled bullies' were now working for financial service companies or serving food to the public. Continually disgraced until we've been ostracised from every job, while the Hun gives Carbs a weekly column.

We'd be randomly bashed by strangers who misunderstood the reports and thought we sexually abused down syndromes.

All so the media has a new outrage for the week.

[peternorth]

Fuck imagine if Singer got hold of it. Chaser has simmered down, Ramsay is running out of steam. The country needs a new scapegoat next week.

News Ltd exposes internet bullies harassing the handicapped.

Chirf would give us up to save his arse, Fred would totally rat us out. Handing over IP's so News Ltd minions could hunt us down 1 by 1.

Rudd would call us lower than Gordon Ramsay and the Chaser.

We'd have to apologise, saying our mums gave us a good dressing down and we'll each do 100 hours of work with spastics so we can understand the trauma we've caused.

Every six months News ltd will hunt us down, exposing what jobs we are now doing- suggesting it's a disgrace that the 'disabled bullies' were now working for financial service companies or serving food to the public. Continually disgraced until we've been ostracised from every job, while the Hun gives Carbs a weekly column.

We'd be randomly bashed by strangers who misunderstood the reports and thought we sexually abused down syndromes.

All so the media has a new outrage for the week.

wait hang on, dont you have teh ghey?

[dmc333]

wait hang on, dont you have teh ghey?

The tests are still at the lab.

[LondonCalling]

Probably passed everything except NT Methods & Chemistry

PE was shiteasy, French wasn't too hard, Literature was pretty good, T methods was okay, but yeah NT Methods was insanely difficult and Chemistry well fuck Chemistry.

Year 12 Psych yesterday was actually nearly fun because it seemed so easy.. and the GAT today doesn't really matter.

I'm confident.

Take the GAT seriously, I learnt that the hard way.

I fucked around with it, started writing shit in the "Now write a story about the increase in chocolate lovers in Australia", and instead wrote a story about ninjas killing Muslims in their homes because they could.

Got disqualified from the GAT, and was given a 0.

When assessing your final marks, they're compared to not only the class average, but also your GAT marks. So, 3 A+'s on the SACs for English, and a 0 in the GAT, also compared with a classroom average of a C for the SACs (I did my year 12 at a place that had the lowest enter scores in the state), my elusive 50 went down to something like a 38.

Not worth it.

[crackers57]

The tests are still at the lab.

They're back..............

http://www.mutr.co.uk/images/rainbow_tube.jpg

[dmc333]

They're back..............

http://www.mutr.co.uk/images/rainbow_tube.jpg

Dylan Howard got my records too?

[Travyo]

Fuck imagine if Singer got hold of it. Chaser has simmered down, Ramsay is running out of steam. The country needs a new scapegoat next week.

News Ltd exposes internet bullies harassing the handicapped.

Chirf would give us up to save his arse, Fred would totally rat us out. Handing over IP's so News Ltd minions could hunt us down 1 by 1.

Rudd would call us lower than Gordon Ramsay and the Chaser.

We'd have to apologise, saying our mums gave us a good dressing down and we'll each do 100 hours of work with spastics so we can understand the trauma we've caused.

Every six months News ltd will hunt us down, exposing what jobs we are now doing- suggesting it's a disgrace that the 'disabled bullies' were now working for financial service companies or serving food to the public. Continually disgraced until we've been ostracised from every job, while the Hun gives Carbs a weekly column.

We'd be randomly bashed by strangers who misunderstood the reports and thought we sexually abused down syndromes.

All so the media has a new outrage for the week.
Already have done that:thumbsu:

[crackers57]

Dylan Howard got my records too?

Worse....Dr Andy :eek:

[Haddo]

That's fucking magic Trav , thousands of rep

[Jather Fack]

that's even funnier now i'm sober, last night i thought it was a song about dr who, and why is my avatar a sad cereal face? Red wine eh?

[Travyo]

Don't know why but I lol'd at your avatar, or maybe even fapped to it because some hot emo girl may be eating that cerial.

[rumblah]

Fuck imagine if Singer got hold of it. Chaser has simmered down, Ramsay is running out of steam. The country needs a new scapegoat next week.

News Ltd exposes internet bullies harassing the handicapped.

Chirf would give us up to save his arse, Fred would totally rat us out. Handing over IP's so News Ltd minions could hunt us down 1 by 1.

Rudd would call us lower than Gordon Ramsay and the Chaser.

We'd have to apologise, saying our mums gave us a good dressing down and we'll each do 100 hours of work with spastics so we can understand the trauma we've caused.

Every six months News ltd will hunt us down, exposing what jobs we are now doing- suggesting it's a disgrace that the 'disabled bullies' were now working for financial service companies or serving food to the public. Continually disgraced until we've been ostracised from every job, while the Hun gives Carbs a weekly column.

We'd be randomly bashed by strangers who misunderstood the reports and thought we sexually abused down syndromes.

All so the media has a new outrage for the week.

Being on ACA would be win though. We could all take turns at bricking Tracy Grimshaw's face.

[Swamp]

That is so good that even if it was made in a world where everything awesome was shit, it would still be awesome as it is that good.

[Penovic]

Being on ACA would pull hefty bitches.

[thegrach]

Speaking of which, are we going to see your Mrs tittays or not?

[Suspense]

Being on ACA would pull hefty bitches.
Love you Erin

[Penovic]

Speaking of which, are we going to see your Mrs tittays or not?

Shes letting me down, at first she was like ok. Now shes all like Post some random chicks tits and say they are mine.

[crackers57]

Being on ACA would pull hefty bitches.

Might be able to hook up with Miss Chk Chk Boom :thumbsu:

[Cath]

Well just checked my facebook and I now have 6 requests of people who are friends with Benny haha ruh roh.

[Travyo]

LMAO, I probably wouldn't accept them :p

They might be Limbo Club people????

[CatCake]

Well just checked my facebook and I now have 6 requests of people who are friends with Benny haha ruh roh.

HAHA

have the replied to your post on his wall?

[CATS]

Charles D de Groot.

Watta name
You know that is Bombers2003, dont you? lol


That is absolutely brilliant, Trav. Puts the Assburgers rap to shame.

I think we should send it to Sony or BMG and get them to record it for reals. Chart topper for weeks!

[CATS]

BTW - you should upload a downloadable edition for us TLCers. Just incase Benny cries and youtube takes it down!

But I literally have tears in my eyes from that shit. Best thing since sliced bread! hahah

[Cath]

HAHA

have the replied to your post on his wall?

Nope, it's still at the top of his wall, uncommented on. Makes you think that his 1500 dear friends don't even give a crap about him? :(

But anyway I'm too spooked to accept his friends' requests, I mean some of them are netball players for gods sakes, and I don't want any trouble with those tough types!

Hahaha I bet some of his 1500 are "media" people too, I sure hope they write an article about how much Ben is appreciated on the interwebz :p

[pepe]

I bet 1450 odd are figments of his fucking imagination

[Catjizz Fake]

I bet 1450 odd are figments of his fucking imagination

you ignorant pig :rolleyes:

people with aspergers don't have imaginations.

[Jather Fack]

one of those salads you get from Woolies, it was marked down. not bad. i often buy them and put them in the fridge and forget about them, and find them a few weeks later.

[LondonCalling]

SHUT UP DICKHEAD

[thegrach]

you ignorant pig :rolleyes:

people with aspergers don't have imaginations.
Or souls.

[Whacker]

Mcgain cant bowl but I got a sick chinaman


Fuck i loled at this bit. Millions trav

[jaxxon]

DrAndy, what is your professional opinion of this track? Will it make it?

[Dr Andy]

my professional opinion is that for an amateur jobby, it's actually very good. i feel with a bit of strategic marketing and perhaps a better qual rerecord, it could be a decent net lulz track

the only problem is that it's popularity will be limited to those who know benny c and his mongness.

[Travyo]

Would be a good start if I actually recorded it with a microphone and not a pair of headphones in the mic jack :p lol

[Dr Andy]

hahaha o i see


when you said you recorded it with headphones i thought you meant you used a set of headphones with a cheap shitty mic attached or something, not that you used the actual headphones as the microphone lulz

[Legend]

how the fuck does that actually work?

you can record things with headphones????

[sunnyTEE]

OH NOES

[Dr Andy]

how the fuck does that actually work?

you can record things with headphones????
obviously

[PowerKat]

you ignorant pig :rolleyes:

people with aspergers don't have imaginations.

fucking lol :D

[Legend]

obviously

stfu. so earphones that like plug into an ipod can also record?

I call bullshit on these shenanigans

[Travyo]

Well I didn't use pissy little earphones, I used like Gangsta looking ones.

[Hugh Jorgen]

stfu. so earphones that like plug into an ipod can also record?

I call bullshit on these shenanigans

I've recorded stuff using headphones before, back on my old stereo tape deck. Works the same as a mic.

Not sure if ipod headphones would work though.

[thegrach]

Well I didn't use pissy little earphones, I used like Gangsta looking ones.
Straight up gangsta?

[Dr Andy]

stfu. so earphones that like plug into an ipod can also record?
obviously

[Travyo]

Straight up gangsta?
Yeeee Nigz.

Honestly hadn't done anything remotely rap wise for about 3 years before yesterday lol, hate most rap these days, it's the best music style to give people shit with though

[Cath]

Well somebody on his facebook appreciates the link but I'm guessing it's just one of you cheeky scoundrels!

[Ricketts]

New skinnies eleven-Hundred, assburgers gettin money, centrelink givin money, tlc hatin on me, I love you erin

this line is brilliant. :p

[pickman]

Fuckin' brilliant Trav :thumbsu:

[Cath]

Ben has seen the rap!!!

His response on my facebook wall:

There's no way it's going to make it to the number one.

Geez there's some creative individuals on the interwebz.

I think he's impressed :p

[Mike Oxlong]

well it seems it is quickly becoming a well versed saying.

I used it for the first time in a BF thread

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=14768731&postcount=3

and also when i was talking to a mate about one of our stupid friends I dropped "well he's tardin like he's benny" Got a WTF look but kept talking and he got passed it.

[Travyo]

idn't know you could rap dude, nice effort.

Funny as stuff with the rap about me dude.....

Least he took it well :p

[Travyo]

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Yeah of course, love the picture of the skinnies.

I actually have three pairs of Cheap Mondays and one pair like the ones you put into the clip dude.

Uses the word dude alot now it seems :p

[Whacker]

He is a pretty cool cat

[PowerFat]

HAHAHA Trav I love you so much ...

WHAT A FUCKING PISSER.

Looks like I'll have to have that on repeat while I do some quotes tomorrow.

[Mike Oxlong]

The only thing that track lacked was a decent introduction.

nco-dBmlqwQ

Edit: Updated due to You Tube request from suzi **** not to have her pic displayed.

I've covered her grotesque head with a danger sign until i find out WTF you-tube are crapping on about.

[Spanners Watson]

That is top shelf mike

[Travyo]

Hahahahaha gold

[peternorth]

does anyone watch Attack of the Show? aside from the hot bird who hosts it (below) they feature lols from the interweb. last night keyboard cat got a run.
id like to think Tardin like a Benny could be the next big thing


http://xbradtc.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/omspecial1.jpg

[pepe]

you ignorant pig :rolleyes:

people with aspergers don't have imaginations.




I feel the love jake..:D :thumbsu:

[Cath]

Fantastic Mike, loved it!!! :) :thumbsu:

[Jather Fack]

i don't get it.

[yssup_MasTr]

can we somehow add picko99/pickman's clip of ben carbs to it

[Hugh Jorgen]

The only thing that track lacked was a decent introduction.

bLd0XxVfEvM

Hahaha, that's awesome. The Rap and Fap show.:D

[_JC_]

Never thought Tardin like im benny could get any funnier. But when it featured on the Rap n Fap show today my dreams came true.

[Mancey]

Whingin like i'm kerrby remix please

[Mike Oxlong]

Whingin like i'm kerrby remix please

And I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby
I'm The, Young virgin, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby

never been laid, thats all I gotta say
so horny i'd do a nigga, or an aidz packin gay
and im, im sitting here, watching lots of porn
been jammin my ass, with a fresh cob of corn
it's been 20 seconds, I'm about to blow my seed
gonna drop it in a cup like that mother fucker dmc

believe me, I'm the king of fapping
Could get a massive load off watching Cameron Ling crapping
pick em up, that's what TLC say to do
but i'm havin no luck and my balls are turning blue
So i whinge online and i'm headin for a cardin
Just like benny C I'm mother fucking tardin
My only skillz is i'm the 2nd best shooper
stick my cock in a pie and imagine caths pooper
I gotta date, better shave my hairy ass
30 fucking cuts later and i'm gonna have to pass?

sniffin mums knickers, fapping to all the bitches, shooping so time ill pass, shavin hairs off my ass, I love you dreamgirl

(Chorus)

The names Kerrby aka pussy zero
wanna learn to swoon glams from Powerfat my hero
Just need a new pair of shoes, and a $400 shirt
gotta leave my ass alone coz it still fucking hurts
In this comp, with my man FG
neither one of us, ever seen real pussy
but now I got a shot and shes only half tard
Im in my zone, pm her before i get a card
They gangen up, trying to have me fucking barred
Hiddin in the bushes, show me some cunt......show me some cunt
Im still balling, a bitch i gotta get me, never touched a pussy cause my mum never let me
A made virgin, my cherry fucking haunts me
Im a virgin boy, all of TLC taunts me

sniffin mums knickers, fapping to all the bitches, shooping so time ill pass, shavin hairs off my ass, I love you dreamgirl

And I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby
I'm The, Young virgin, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby

[Mancey]

It's the thread that keeps on giving.:D

[Curtis Stone]

LOLS!!! Rep added.

"Could get a massive load off watching Cameron Ling crapping".

Win. :thumbsu:

[Mancey]

At getting butthurt, i'm the leader of this whole nation
If this was call of duty i'd pwn you on my playstation

[Dr Andy]

fuck mike


fuck



sheer brilliance


tears welling up

[Maverick]

Ohhhh lawwwwwwwwwwdy.. Aye yo Syd, can we get a sticky up in this bitch?

[Mike Oxlong]

verse 2

The names Kerrby aka pussy zero
wanna learn to swoon glams from Powerfat my hero
Just need, new pair of shoes, and $400 shirt
gotta leave my ass alone coz it still fucking hurts
In this comp, with my man FG
neither one of us, ever seen real pussy
but now I got a shot and shes only half tard
Im in my zone, pm her before i get a card
They gangen up, trying to have me fucking barred
Hiddin in the bushes, show me some cunt......show me some cunt
Im still balling, a bitch i gotta get me, never touched a pussy cause my mum never let me
A made virgin, my cherry fucking haunts me
Im a virgin boy, all of TLC taunts me

sniffin mums knickers, fapping to all the bitches, shooping so time ill pass, shavin hairs off my ass, I love you dreamgirl

And I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby
I'm The, Young virgin, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby

[Curtis Stone]

Magic. :thumbsu:

Meltdown pending.

[Travyo]

That needs to be rapped

[Mike Oxlong]

you da man

[yssup_MasTr]

could be just as epic as the first vid

[Whacker]

I just weed a little. Fuck this thread is all win.

New rule: Everyone has to put a link to this thread in there bigfooty sig

[Travyo]

I agree with this rule

[Roddy Woomble]

We need to get this on Rage!

[PowerKat]

:D :D

Thread of the year

[Picko99]

Well, if this shit is gonna go global, we need a professional looking music video...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009061212182761

[Mike Oxlong]

LOL, that was hilarious.

i had the same thought when i was doing rap and fap but i hadn't got around to seeing if it would work.

top stuff

[CatCake]

^LOL

[Jather Fack]

I'm the young journo.

Tarding.

someone do the kerrbs one now. not me. too lazy. i'm still working on the TLS board meeting one with chirf, reep and the candian.

[CatCake]

Ben sent me a message....

Tell That Trav Guy his time his limited
He's going to wish hospital cover was unlimited
Beaten by Benny, the tard with a penny
The dollars chase me, a proffesional journo
But Trav is just a trainer with questionable flow
He rapped about me to get some 'tention
At school he would've been sent to detention
It was unoriginal, worse than Aboriginal
Left me laughing, even gasping

Ben will attack, like Erin at the buffet
Meggings on my legs, cappings in your head
Trav watch out, soon you wish you dead

Trav you thought you could take my Helen of Troy
By puttin Carbanaro into an utter dissaray
But all you did was ensure your destroy
My meggings are skinny like Farren Ray
But the power they give me; akin to Sampson hair
One chance I will give you
To make things fair
A fight in one week, at federation square
Fisticuffs; you better there

Ben will attack, like Erin at the buffet
Meggings on my legs, cappings in your head
Trav watch out, soon you wish you dead

:eek:

[rumblah]

And I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby
I'm The, Young virgin, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby

never been laid, thats all I gotta say
so horny i'd do a nigga, or an aidz packin gay
and im, im sitting here, watching lots of porn
been jammin my ass, with a fresh cob of corn
it's been 20 seconds, I'm about to blow my seed
gonna drop it in a cup like that mother fucker dmc

believe me, I'm the king of fapping
Could get a massive load off watching Cameron Ling crapping
pick em up, that's what TLC say to do
but i'm havin no luck and my balls are turning blue
So i whinge online and i'm headin for a cardin
Just like benny C I'm mother fucking tardin
My only skillz is i'm the 2nd best shooper
stick my cock in a pie and imagine caths pooper
I gotta date, better shave my hairy ass
30 fucking cuts later and i'm gonna have to pass?

sniffin mums knickers, fapping to all the bitches, shooping so time ill pass, shavin hairs off my ass, I love you dreamgirl

(Chorus)

The names Kerrby aka pussy zero
wanna learn to swoon glams from Powerfat my hero
Just need a new pair of shoes, and a $400 shirt
gotta leave my ass alone coz it still fucking hurts
In this comp, with my man FG
neither one of us, ever seen real pussy
but now I got a shot and shes only half tard
Im in my zone, pm her before i get a card
They gangen up, trying to have me fucking barred
Hiddin in the bushes, show me some cunt......show me some cunt
Im still balling, a bitch i gotta get me, never touched a pussy cause my mum never let me
A made virgin, my cherry fucking haunts me
Im a virgin boy, all of TLC taunts me

sniffin mums knickers, fapping to all the bitches, shooping so time ill pass, shavin hairs off my ass, I love you dreamgirl

And I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby
I'm The, Young virgin, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby

FUCKING LULZ!!!!!! :D:D:D

[Mike Oxlong]

Stalking Like I'm Jakey

And I Be stalking like I’m Jakey, stalking like I’m Jakey
stalking like I’m Jakey, I Be stalking like I’m Jakey
I'm The, Catfish, stalking like I’m Jakey
stalking like I’m Jakey, I Be stalking like I’m Jakey

Bitch I’m paid, found a dollar today
see you on the hidden cam, get that towel out the way
and I’m, I’m sitting pretty, down here on the isle
got the Hawks 4 times, and our own fucking style
I get smashed every night, on fanta and Goon
My balls are more famous than Ricky or Boon
believe that, but it doesn’t make me gay
I sit around, and watch my flatmates fuckin all day
pick em up, interweb is where I play
I’m like an online mother fucking Bombay Ray
some people think, that online I’m lying
In real life, I’m more like Martyn Bryant
Cos play for the win, I’m a Hentai porn addict
got a 100 gig of shit, but I still go at it
Asian bitches, school girls, Tentacle rape
that’s how you fucking role when ya catfish Jake?

Japanese soiled panties, on the internet I’m funny, centrelink givin money, stalking bitches in the dunnies, I love you Mariekie

(Chorus)

The name is Jake aka catfizz
I aint working at the moment so stalking is my Biz
whites or Asians, as long as their trim, a little fucking quirky and I’ll grab my cum bin
I’ve got no cash, I’m never getting paid
but I got sick rhymes, milk milk lemonade
I’m in my zone, I’m positively freaky
Making head way, with a vixen called Marieke
Give it to me, The Reasons You Will Hate Me.... Reasons You Will Hate Me
I’m still trawling, the restraining order gotta get me, I’d roll to the mainland if the authorities ever let me
A made stalker, I’m so famous everywhere
I’m the stalker prince, like a grown up pedobear

Japanese soiled panties, on the internet I’m funny, centrelink givin money, stalking bitches in the dunnies, I love you Marieke

(Chorus)

LKN5nEaknrg

[Spanners Watson]

Lame and unoriginal mike.



;) Jokes mate, its actually top shelf. So thats what Jake looks like in real life ay...

[Maverick]

Hahaha.

Fucking love his dance moves

[Picko99]

Haha, nice work Mike. I tried to put some of those dance moves in Carbs' vid, but he kept stopping the rap to finish his move. Must have had the pauses in the wrong spot.

[_JC_]

Haha, nice work Mike. I tried to put some of those dance moves in Carbs' vid, but he kept stopping the rap to finish his move. Must have had the pauses in the wrong spot.

Carbs just can't cut the rug as well as Jakey:D

[Catjizz Fake]

Stalking Like I'm Jakey

And I Be stalking like I’m Jakey, stalking like I’m Jakey
stalking like I’m Jakey, I Be stalking like I’m Jakey
I'm The, Catfish, stalking like I’m Jakey
stalking like I’m Jakey, I Be stalking like I’m Jakey

Bitch I’m paid, found a dollar today
see you on the hidden cam, get that towel out the way
and I’m, I’m sitting pretty, down here on the isle
got the Hawks 4 times, and our own fucking style
I get smashed every night, on fanta and Goon
My balls are more famous than Ricky or Boon
believe that, but it doesn’t make me gay
I sit around, and watch my flatmates fuckin all day
pick em up, interweb is where I play
I’m like an online mother fucking Bombay Ray
some people think, that online I’m lying
In real life, I’m more like Martyn Bryant
Cos play for the win, I’m a Hentai porn addict
got a 100 gig of shit, but I still go at it
Asian bitches, school girls, Tentacle rape
that’s how you fucking role when ya catfish Jake?

Japanese soiled panties, on the internet I’m funny, centrelink givin money, stalking bitches in the dunnies, I love you Mariekie

(Chorus)

The name is Jake aka catfizz
I aint working at the moment so stalking is my Biz
whites or Asians, as long as their trim, a little fucking quirky and I’ll grab my cum bin
I’ve got no cash, I’m never getting paid
but I got sick rhymes, milk milk lemonade
I’m in my zone, I’m positively freaky
Making head way, with a vixen called Marieke
Give it to me, The Reasons You Will Hate Me.... Reasons You Will Hate Me
I’m still trawling, the restraining order gotta get me, I’d roll to the mainland if the authorities ever let me
A made stalker, I’m so famous everywhere
I’m the stalker prince, like a grown up pedobear

Japanese soiled panties, on the internet I’m funny, centrelink givin money, stalking bitches in the dunnies, I love you Marieke

(Chorus)

LKN5nEaknrg


I am truly honoured Michael :thumbsu:

In the words of the great man, working beautifully there pal.

[Mike Oxlong]

Glad you approve Mr Fizz :thumbsu:

The jake story is always enjoyable to tell either in song, mock ebay ad, ACA dramatisation etc etc.

Fucking Suzi has lodged a complaint with you-tube about my content. It is to do with Trav's video I tapped onto the end of the Intro. I'm sure Trav has got the same thing.

This is to notify you that we have received a privacy complaint from an
individual regarding your content:

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The information reported as violating privacy is at 1:49
-------------------------------------------------------------

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that it no longer violates the privacy of the individuals involved. Please
edit or remove the material reported by the individual within 48 hours of
today's date. If no action is taken, the video will then come in for
review by the YouTube staff and be prohibited from being uploaded again.

Protecting a person's privacy is protecting their personal safety. When
uploading videos in the future, please remember not to post someone else's
image or personal information without their consent. Personal information
includes things such as names, phone numbers and email addresses. For more
information, please review our Community Guidelines at
http://www.youtube.com/t/community_guidelines and our Safety Centre at
http://www.yotuube.com/t/safety
Regards,
The YouTube Team


My question though is if you put that image into the public domain yourself and post it elsewhere, surely you waive the rights to decide where and when it can be used?

Copyright i believe is waived if you agree to have your photo taken but I'm guessing she took it herself with a cam. Regardless, she shouldn't have posted the pic if she didn't want it used.

If someone can give me an idea if this is accurate or not, I'll take that stupid fucking bitch, and you-tube on. :mad:

Surely if it was that easy to get ya pic off the net there would be a lot less lulz out there? :confused:

Or are you-tube just fucking soft?

[Travyo]

Lol fucking soft Suzi

[_JC_]

Glad you approve Mr Fizz :thumbsu:

The jake story is always enjoyable to tell either in song, mock ebay ad, ACA dramatisation etc etc.

Fucking Suzi has lodged a complaint with you-tube about my content. It is to do with Trav's video I tapped onto the end of the Intro. I'm sure Trav has got the same thing.



My question though is if you put that image into the public domain yourself and post it elsewhere, surely you waive the rights to decide where and when it can be used?

Copyright i believe is waived if you agree to have your photo taken but I'm guessing she took it herself with a cam. Regardless, she shouldn't have posted the pic if she didn't want it used.

If someone can give me an idea if this is accurate or not, I'll take that stupid fucking bitch, and you-tube on. :mad:

Surely if it was that easy to get ya pic off the net there would be a lot less lulz out there? :confused:

Or are you-tube just fucking soft?


I'm pretty sure if it's in the public domain then it's fair game. Where did you get the pic from?

[Spanners Watson]

I'm pretty sure if it's in the public domain then it's fair game. Where did you get the pic from?

Until you have kids _JC_, you will never understand

[_JC_]

Until you have kids _JC_, you will never understand

Won't understand what?

[Mike Oxlong]

I'm pretty sure if it's in the public domain then it's fair game. Where did you get the pic from?

the pic was in travs part of the video so i'm not sure but it is one of many of suzi that's been floating around the net for years. Almost positive she's posted it up in various places. It's a head shot so not like it's a sneaky pic at a party or similar. Fucking thing is so ugly she's doing everyone who views the vid a favour but it's the principal of it.

[pickman]

maybe video could be altered so that the word "Mong" is plastered over Sooz's face.

That and a raid/destruction of Sooz's forum is in order!

[Hugh Jorgen]

I'm not sure what Suzi is so pissed about. That's probably one of the better photos of her, if such a thing exists.

It's not as if everyone doesn't know what a butt ugly mong she is anyway. It's hardly a secret.

[Fapio]

Surely she would've killed herself by now. I don't think it was her

[Jather Fack]

Complaining like I'm soozi, I be 'plaining like I'm soozi
'plaining like I'm soozi, I be complaining like I'm soozi,
Ventilate me, with a muthafukkin Uzi
Shit aint cruizy, when i be 'plaining like i'm soozi

and so on.

[Spanners Watson]

Won't understand what?

Don't worry, it was a lame and unoriginal attempt at lulz

[Spanners Watson]

Glad you approve Mr Fizz :thumbsu:

The jake story is always enjoyable to tell either in song, mock ebay ad, ACA dramatisation etc etc.

Fucking Suzi has lodged a complaint with you-tube about my content. It is to do with Trav's video I tapped onto the end of the Intro. I'm sure Trav has got the same thing.



My question though is if you put that image into the public domain yourself and post it elsewhere, surely you waive the rights to decide where and when it can be used?

Copyright i believe is waived if you agree to have your photo taken but I'm guessing she took it herself with a cam. Regardless, she shouldn't have posted the pic if she didn't want it used.

If someone can give me an idea if this is accurate or not, I'll take that stupid fucking bitch, and you-tube on. :mad:

Surely if it was that easy to get ya pic off the net there would be a lot less lulz out there? :confused:

Or are you-tube just fucking soft?

Bigfooty injunction time, you'll be hearing from the big boy lawyers soon

[Travyo]

I got the pic from here FFS haha, she should be happy she was semi-famous for a second, fuckin ugly mong.

[Spanners Watson]

I got the pic from here FFS haha, she should be happy she was semi-famous for a second, fuckin ugly mong.

She's starting to sound like that Kiwi slut who loved the Cronulla gangbang

[Travyo]

Lol I find it funny Ben lol'd at it, but Suzi is kicking up a massive shit because her photo was on there for 2 seconds, everyone has seen that photo anyway (poor souls)

[Spanners Watson]

http://media.fukung.net/images/16346/1243258845-gaduman_Urinal_pooping.gif

>>>>>>>


Suzi's face

[pepe]

>>>>>>>>>> Corin's leg

[LondonCalling]

I think that you should leave Ben alone and leave me alone as well.

Thread locked because of fucking idiots poking fun at other people who are slightly better than them.

Only slightly....

[Travyo]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

FUCKIN MONG

[Swamp]

Only slightly....

Linkage?

[LondonCalling]

http://www.aflfooty2009.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=564

[pickman]

Suzi proves once again that at the great table of the world's retards, she is the chief mong.

[Jather Fack]

i pity those poor people who now can't add to that thread. all one of them.

[Hugh Jorgen]

That thread looks like the only activity on that forum in months.

You'd think Suzi would be trying to encourage it rather than stamp it out.

[Mike Oxlong]

Yea well she should have shut the fuck up. We need to rap this and put a video clip to it. There's so much material out there it wouldn't be hard. Then she'll really be fucked off and a little pic will be the least of her problems.



Farting like I’m Suzi

And I Be farting like I’m Suzi, farting like I’m Suzi
farting like I’m Suzi, I Be farting like I’m Suzi
I'm a, foul thing, farting like I’m Suzi
farting like I’m Suzi, I Be farting like I’m Suzi

Get the glade, that's all I gotta say
Be farting in my unit, all fucking day
and I'm, I'm sitting here, just my soiled panties on
spend my whole fucking day, rate their length and pong
the foul stench, it’s worse than tackle bait
But it gets me so hot, I gotta masturbate

believe me, aint abnormal game to play
IQ of 37, studied ugly got an A
brew em up, spread my ass, let another one rip
fuck not again, now I’m really In the shit
that’s nothin new, I always cop a ban
from online forums, think I look like a man
So I start my own, AFL footy 2 thousand & nine
got fuck all members, I ban anyone unkind
I’ve started every thread, only replies are from me
but soon enough, we’ll be larger than bigfooty

posting on forums red card, dumbest person not legally tard, Ballarat level 3, shower with my cousin let him pee on me…….

(Chorus)

The names Suzi aka 'where’s the free'
I shower with my cousin and he pee’s on me
Waving white flags, saving water, Ballarat is where I roll
put me on global ignore, keep posting, fucking lol
I’m a caged up freak, in an ugly lezbo looking way
Wanna here my advice, wait for Suzi Tuesday
I’m world famous, as the dumbest fucktard online
Chris and Brad Scott are cousins of mine
How you want it, smell my farts…..smell my farts
I’m still posting, even if ya can’t see me and I’ve never been fucked stray dogs lick my pussy
A massive fail, is how God described me
I'm a fail tard, please urinate on me

posting on forums red card, dumbest person not legally tard, Ballarat level 3, shower with my cousin let him pee on me…….

(Chorus)

[Picko99]

Pure unadulterated fucking genius yet again Mike...roll on the rap vid!

[Travyo]

Dude, I am so onto that, I'll rap the song, you can make the vid mike.

[Mancey]

Studied ugly...got an A

:D

[pickman]

I can see that going straight to No.1 on the Ballarat Top 40 charts :thumbsu:

[CatCake]

THIS DOTH NOT BELONGTH IN LOVE BOAT

[Roddy Woomble]

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs096.snc1/4969_90445185677_625880677_2009273_6019120_n.jpg

This must have been the lovely couple at the MTV Music Awards.

I reckon she would destroy Ben in the sack.

[pickman]

I reckon she would destroy Ben in the sack.

And I reckon Ben would love every second of it too :thumbsu:

[Mike Oxlong]

THIS DOTH NOT BELONGTH IN LOVE BOAT

agree, it will die down here. The love boat is the equivalent of Fritlz's basement. Once you are sent down below, nothing is gonna be seen again for at least 20 years.

[Travyo]

Yeh can this be moved back ton main board?

[Curtis Stone]

Agree. The Love Boat if I remember correctly was for threads started about other posters on here.

I ask you the question Syd. Is Ben a poster on here?

[Mike Oxlong]

Agree. The Love Boat if I remember correctly was for threads started about other posters on here.

I ask you the question Syd. Is Ben a poster on here?

agree, if we used that train of thought, every thread mentioning anyone would be down here on the love boat being infected with swine flu and quarantined :(

[Roddy Woomble]

Interesting development at the Carbonara house. Ben is going bed shopping with his mum this weekend.

So either Erin has broken his bed or he has finally decided to go for the racecar bed after all these years.

[LondonCalling]

Or the neutral option of "Mum, I'm 24, I need a bed bigger than a single, I don't think Erin will fit"

[BuzzKillington]

How old is the disgusting thing anyway? she looks about 35 to me in this here picture :(

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs096.snc1/4969_90445185677_625880677_2009273_6019120_n.jpg

[Ljp86]

The only thing that track lacked was a decent introduction.

nco-dBmlqwQ

Edit: Updated due to You Tube request from suzi **** not to have her pic displayed.

I've covered her grotesque head with a danger sign until i find out WTF you-tube are crapping on about.

And I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby
I'm The, Young virgin, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby

never been laid, thats all I gotta say
so horny i'd do a nigga, or an aidz packin gay
and im, im sitting here, watching lots of porn
been jammin my ass, with a fresh cob of corn
it's been 20 seconds, I'm about to blow my seed
gonna drop it in a cup like that mother fucker dmc

believe me, I'm the king of fapping
Could get a massive load off watching Cameron Ling crapping
pick em up, that's what TLC say to do
but i'm havin no luck and my balls are turning blue
So i whinge online and i'm headin for a cardin
Just like benny C I'm mother fucking tardin
My only skillz is i'm the 2nd best shooper
stick my cock in a pie and imagine caths pooper
I gotta date, better shave my hairy ass
30 fucking cuts later and i'm gonna have to pass?

sniffin mums knickers, fapping to all the bitches, shooping so time ill pass, shavin hairs off my ass, I love you dreamgirl

(Chorus)

The names Kerrby aka pussy zero
wanna learn to swoon glams from Powerfat my hero
Just need a new pair of shoes, and a $400 shirt
gotta leave my ass alone coz it still fucking hurts
In this comp, with my man FG
neither one of us, ever seen real pussy
but now I got a shot and shes only half tard
Im in my zone, pm her before i get a card
They gangen up, trying to have me fucking barred
Hiddin in the bushes, show me some cunt......show me some cunt
Im still balling, a bitch i gotta get me, never touched a pussy cause my mum never let me
A made virgin, my cherry fucking haunts me
Im a virgin boy, all of TLC taunts me

sniffin mums knickers, fapping to all the bitches, shooping so time ill pass, shavin hairs off my ass, I love you dreamgirl

And I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby
I'm The, Young virgin, Whingin like i'm kerrby
Whingin like i'm kerrby, I Be Whingin like i'm kerrby

Stalking Like I'm Jakey

And I Be stalking like I’m Jakey, stalking like I’m Jakey
stalking like I’m Jakey, I Be stalking like I’m Jakey
I'm The, Catfish, stalking like I’m Jakey
stalking like I’m Jakey, I Be stalking like I’m Jakey

Bitch I’m paid, found a dollar today
see you on the hidden cam, get that towel out the way
and I’m, I’m sitting pretty, down here on the isle
got the Hawks 4 times, and our own fucking style
I get smashed every night, on fanta and Goon
My balls are more famous than Ricky or Boon
believe that, but it doesn’t make me gay
I sit around, and watch my flatmates fuckin all day
pick em up, interweb is where I play
I’m like an online mother fucking Bombay Ray
some people think, that online I’m lying
In real life, I’m more like Martyn Bryant
Cos play for the win, I’m a Hentai porn addict
got a 100 gig of shit, but I still go at it
Asian bitches, school girls, Tentacle rape
that’s how you fucking role when ya catfish Jake?

Japanese soiled panties, on the internet I’m funny, centrelink givin money, stalking bitches in the dunnies, I love you Mariekie

(Chorus)

The name is Jake aka catfizz
I aint working at the moment so stalking is my Biz
whites or Asians, as long as their trim, a little fucking quirky and I’ll grab my cum bin
I’ve got no cash, I’m never getting paid
but I got sick rhymes, milk milk lemonade
I’m in my zone, I’m positively freaky
Making head way, with a vixen called Marieke
Give it to me, The Reasons You Will Hate Me.... Reasons You Will Hate Me
I’m still trawling, the restraining order gotta get me, I’d roll to the mainland if the authorities ever let me
A made stalker, I’m so famous everywhere
I’m the stalker prince, like a grown up pedobear

Japanese soiled panties, on the internet I’m funny, centrelink givin money, stalking bitches in the dunnies, I love you Marieke

(Chorus)

LKN5nEaknrg

Holy fucking shit. Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I have never laughed so much in my life. Fuck me dead. That Kerrby one is absolute gold as is the Catfish Jake one as well as the one about Suzi.

Trav, you have some serious recording to do matey. We could have the first TLC album in the works here!!!

Super work guys. :thumbsu:

[peternorth]

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs096.snc1/4969_90445185677_625880677_2009273_6019120_n.jpg

This must have been the lovely couple at the MTV Music Awards.

I reckon she would destroy Ben in the sack.

the moar i think about it the moar i think its a setup or trap. surely this cant be real.

[gangsta deluxe]

MOAE!!!

YOU WANT SOME MOAE!!?!?!

[Roddy Woomble]

the moar i think about it the moar i think its a setup or trap. surely this cant be real.

Do you reckon she has a real deep husky voice as well? Like her dads?

[Travyo]

Do you guys think I should give her some personal training and try and whip her into shape? so then benny is hitting something with a decent body?

[Ljp86]

the moar i think about it the moar i think its a setup or trap. surely this cant be real.

The more I see Benny, the more he starts to look like Garry Lyon.

[Whacker]

Bump for lulz

[Ratto]

holy fuck epic. wasn't here when this happened.

now i know where the tardin' like im benny thing came from!

[Mike Oxlong]

epic thread. Trav did an amazing job with that recording and video.

:thumbsu:

[Travyo]

Lulza

[CATS]

Bump for lulz
Bumped again due to being in pit of Love Boat and not stickied.

Lulz were had all over again! :thumbsu:

[Mike Oxlong]

glad this thread was an inaugural member of the new shower of gold :thumbsu:

[wallace]

indeed

let's celebrate!

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs096.snc1/4969_90445185677_625880677_2009273_6019120_n.jpg

[Mike Oxlong]

indeed

let's celebrate!

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs096.snc1/4969_90445185677_625880677_2009273_6019120_n.jpg
http://i28.tinypic.com/sl0i8i.jpg

[wallace]

http://i28.tinypic.com/sl0i8i.jpg

http://a369.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_0451f5baf98bc4040693c291fb5a2230.jpg

[mudkipz (ded)]

Doug Bollinger hairstyle FTW

[Tommy Lasorda]

http://a369.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_0451f5baf98bc4040693c291fb5a2230.jpg

Their expressions - he knows he's gonna get raped, and she's gonna feed on his carcass when she's done

[pickman]

Doug Bollinger hairstyle FTW

Actually that could be Doug Bollinger in a sumo suit :eek:

[mudkipz (ded)]

Actually that could be Doug Bollinger in a sumo suit :eek:

Taking home the middle stump

[Mike Oxlong]

bump!!!!!

Trav's gotta rap this album out and become a massive fucking star so we can end the pathetic careers of things like Justin Bieber who don't deserve the admiration of a gay hamster!

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/scottlin/tweenssydneyriot.jpg

Don't worry my pretties, forget that pubescent cuunt concealing Canadian and rock your itty bitty tities out to this mother fucking bad boy!!!!

nco-dBmlqwQ

Now there's a lyrical genius to get wet to bitches!!!!!!!!!

[bogan4life(retired)]

snorting like a bogan plz

[half_back_flank]

bump!!!!!

Trav's gotta rap this album out and become a massive fucking star so we can end the pathetic careers of things like Justin Bieber who don't deserve the admiration of a gay hamster!

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h160/scottlin/tweenssydneyriot.jpg

Don't worry my pretties, forget that pubescent cuunt concealing Canadian and rock your itty bitty tities out to this mother fucking bad boy!!!!

nco-dBmlqwQ

Now there's a lyrical genius to get wet to bitches!!!!!!!!!

I was aurally and visually stimulated, but where is my fap advice?

[pickman]

I was aurally and visually stimulated, but where is my fap advice?

fap advice, blow into cup on your desk, swallow load at later time :thumbsu:

[Picko99]

bump!!!!!

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd11/picko99/tweenssydneyriot2.jpg

LOL at the asian dude who has obviously agreed to come along with a girl he likes and is now getting completely ignored.

Think I recognise someone there too...

[Curtis Stone]

LOL at the asian dude who has obviously agreed to come along with a girl he likes and is now getting completely ignored.

Think I recognise someone there too...

Yeah, young wally can't take a trick it seems, bless him.

Oh and hai Steve.

[peternorth]

where's mr kelly?

http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2010/04/24/1225857/714557-dtevent-bieber-girls-major-event-650x366-.jpg

[Dr Andy]

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

[BiL]

Very, very funny thread.:thumbsu:
Everything makes much more sense now.

[Syd]

Everything makes much more sense now.

Indeed it does. ;)

[wallace]

Yeah, young wally can't take a trick it seems, bless him.

Oh and hai Steve.
I went by my own accord thank you very much

[Mike Oxlong]

snorting like a bogan plz

And I Be snorting like a bogan, snorting like a bogan
snorting like a bogan, I Be snorting like a bogan
I'm The, Young addict, snorting like a bogan
snorting like a bogan, I Be snorting like a bogan

Man I’m blazed, snort an 8 ball today
forgot that the bullies traded my main man Farren Ray
and I’m, I’m sitting pretty, down at doggies training first isle
rack another line, rocket gives me a smile
Did I just see that right, I’m higher than the moon
don’t need to work no more, never up before noon
believe that, Got more cash than mother fucker Bombay Ray
just dig up Carl’s flippers for an instant payday
pick em up, internet Poker is where I hit
Took all Fev’s cash, landed him in the shit
some people think, that my brains all fried
Got a hot young bitch, I swear I haven’t lied
crack pipes for the win, might be a meth addict
spent some time in rehab, but I still go at it
just drop it in my drink, coz I’ve been in a bit of strife
but never fucking forget I’m Bogan4life!

racking up wizza, posting all Ben’s pictures, getting fatter as time goes past, no I’m sure I’m not smoking grass, I love you jailbait!

[wallace]

And I Be snorting like a bogan, snorting like a bogan
snorting like a bogan, I Be snorting like a bogan
I'm The, Young addict, snorting like a bogan
snorting like a bogan, I Be snorting like a bogan

Man I’m blazed, snort an 8 ball today
forgot that the bullies traded my main man Farren Ray
and I’m, I’m sitting pretty, down at doggies training first isle
rack another line, rocket gives me a smile
Did I just see that right, I’m higher than the moon
don’t need to work no more, never up before noon
believe that, Got more cash than mother fucker Bombay Ray
just dig up Carl’s flippers for an instant payday
pick em up, internet Poker is where I hit
Took all Fev’s cash, landed him in the shit
some people think, that my brains all fried
Got a hot young bitch, I swear I haven’t lied
crack pipes for the win, might be a meth addict
spent some time in rehab, but I still go at it
just drop it in my drink, coz I’ve been in a bit of strife
but never fucking forget I’m Bogan4life!

racking up wizza, posting all Ben’s pictures, getting fatter as time goes past, no I’m sure I’m not smoking grass, I love you jailbait!

wow you're a natural at this mr oxlong, it seems like you can just do these effortlessly. repped

[Mike Oxlong]

haha, cheers mate.

yea i think i might be wasting my talents.

maybe i could be the Bernie Taupin of the rap industry?????

[Syd]

No one holds a candle in the wind to you.

[T-Bone]

No one holds a candle in the wind to you.


It would only burn your arse hair.

[Ljp86]

Haha, ah Mike you're a champ. :thumbsu:

[bogan4life(retired)]

I love it, but fuck me Barren Frame :(

I be snorting like a bogan lul We need to get these ones all song benny c style, do it for the luls people

[Mike Oxlong]

he rhymed and he fitted in with the story ;)

[bogan4life(retired)]

It was the good!!! Id love to get Fevs online poker name that would be the biggest cash cow of all time.

[Uleh]

Fucking great work guys! Epic rap at the begining then Mike the master

So much winrar.

[pickman]

yea i think i might be wasting my talents.

I think most of here are :thumbsu: