Bike for sale.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=389&ssid=409318&rurl=nid,218,ad,409318,lpid,18,cat,144
(Unfortunately they may have taken this ad down or it has expired and been removed - reproduced below)



Post Date:

Aug 7th, 2006

Expire Date:

Sep 6th, 2006

$10,000

06' Suzuki GSXR 1000

Farmington , UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006

2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292

[jimmy35]

Have you ever tried to ride a unicycle ?
I tried one a couple of weeks ago . Difficult would be an understatement .

Many years ago I had a go at a bike a bloke had out at the Pipeworks markets in Melbourne . The handlebars moved the front wheel the opposite way that you were used to . That was also difficult to master .

[Magnum27]

Have you ever tried to ride a unicycle ?
I tried one a couple of weeks ago . Difficult would be an understatement .

Many years ago I had a go at a bike a bloke had out at the Pipeworks markets in Melbourne . The handlebars moved the front wheel the opposite way that you were used to . That was also difficult to master .


What's this place like jimmy, i drive past it everyday on the way to work and keep saying i'm going there one day.

[jimmy35]

I haven't been there for years . It was like most markets , a lot like the Vic Markets I guess . Without the food and produce from memory . It was just something different and on our way out of town .

[Magnum27]

I haven't been there for years . It was like most markets , a lot like the Vic Markets I guess . Without the food and produce from memory . It was just something different and on our way out of town .


Cool, when i say to myself i'll go there, maybe next time i'll listen.

[jimmy35]

Now you're talking .

[Captain Sensible]

Many years ago I had a go at a bike a bloke had out at the Pipeworks markets in Melbourne . The handlebars moved the front wheel the opposite way that you were used to . That was also difficult to master .


Years ago I did work experience at the public records office in Laverton. They decided to show me how to operate the forklift-forklifts turn in the oppsosite direction to the wheel.


I knocked over a bunch of bookshelves while the guy was yelling "Right, turn it right-That's left!" They went down like dominoes. They never got around to teaching me to drive in the work car the way they promised too.

[jimmy35]

Ha ha . Dominoes . Double blank .

When I was doing my landscaping apprenticeship I was driving the bobcat around . This was an old skid steer and the more confident I got the more cocky I got . As I was ripping down the side of this ladys house I slid around the back corner and slid right into her pergola thingy . Smashed right through that fucker and sat hunched over in the cage of the bobbie as it rained timber about my ears .
It wasn't that funny at the time but my boss , who was a great bloke thought it was most humourous . The lady got a new pergola , the boys got a target for a few weeks , I got a valuable lesson and the boss ( and the rest of us ) got pissed that night .

[crackers57]

Have you ever tried to ride a unicycle ?
I tried one a couple of weeks ago . Difficult would be an understatement .

Gave up on the mime classes?

[jimmy35]

Yeah , kept getting the silent treatment .

How's it hangin' old fella?

[crackers57]

Yeah , kept getting the silent treatment .

How's it hangin' old fella?

Definitely long and loose and full of juice.............