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peternorth
17th June 2009, 09:27
is totally ghey. why chucker botha sez "johan botha" right hand bat (or whatever he is), favourite player AB DeVilliers.

WTF?

Also also

Kumar Sangakkara, favourite shot cover drive.

ghey. totally ghey intros.

/rant
Mancey
17th June 2009, 10:19
Yeah they're pretty crap.

If i was an Aussie cricketer i'd pick someone really crap as my favourite player. Like Eddie Hemmings or Brendan Kangaroopoo
hong_kong_bond
17th June 2009, 13:31
Yeah they're pretty crap.

If i was an Aussie cricketer i'd pick someone really crap as my favourite player. Like Eddie Hemmings or Brendan Kangaroopoo
Richard Chee Quee FTW
LondonCalling
17th June 2009, 13:37
They did, they all said "Michael Clarke"
Swamp
17th June 2009, 13:40
Pfft, this thread is boring, lets all talk about posters that we hate
bigburger
17th June 2009, 15:28
What about Gibbs' intro. allow, Ma nam is Erchille Gibbs. My faverit shut is the cuva drive to mid wucket.
KayGee
17th June 2009, 18:47
Punter saying his favourite show is the Cover Drive was lolworthy.. EVERYONE knows its the pull square leg, Ponting!
Hugh Jorgen
17th June 2009, 19:11
I'd like to see the one they would have done for Symonds.

"Hi, my name's Andrew Symonds and my favourite shot is a B-52"
peternorth
17th June 2009, 21:51
I'd like to see the one they would have done for Symonds.

"Hi, my name's Andrew Symonds and my favourite shot is a B-52"

hi im andrew symmonds, my favourite shot was when i fucked bingle up the arse while she wailed like a banshee.
Mancey
17th June 2009, 21:54
hi im andrew symmonds, my favourite shot was when i fucked bingle up the arse while she wailed like a banshee.

I would have gone with "the money shot into lara's eye"

But to each his own
Kingy
17th June 2009, 21:57
What about Gibbs' intro. allow, Ma nam is Erchille Gibbs. My faverit shut is the cuva drive to mid wucket.

Or being paid to get out?

The intros are fucking shit - this is what you get when you have the dumb Indian ICC ***** in charge.
dmc333
18th June 2009, 00:43
Michael Clarke

Favourite shot?

"The one where I squint while tightening the muscles under my jaw."

*Silence*

"Oh shit sorry dudes, I thought you mean favourite marketing shot."
Penovic
18th June 2009, 10:47
David Warner, Fav. shot "swing and a miss"
peternorth
18th June 2009, 11:18
brett lee, favourite shot "smiling like a poofta, batting opponents on the arse or head after being smashed for 20/over, singing ghey songs with call centre girls and generally being a fucking poofta"
Penovic
18th June 2009, 11:28
In recent times.

M. Hussey fav. shot "the miss-timed block"
BuzzKillington
18th June 2009, 14:59
M. Kasprowicz favourite shot - "knocking the ball to slip off my glove and losing the Ashes"
Swamp
18th June 2009, 15:16
Shane Watson, "Favourite sho.... oooh, I've done my hammy. Time to go home."
Hugh Jorgen
18th June 2009, 15:34
"Hi, my name's Phil Spector and my favourite shot is...."
Kingy
18th June 2009, 18:00
M. Kasprowicz favourite shot - "knocking the ball to slip off my glove and losing the Ashes"

From memory, didn't it hit his forearm guard, not his glove?

Besides, we would've won already if Brett Lee* had made the runs - fucking Lee; PN is on the money

*Actually probably one of the few times Lee didn't fuck us up; shame he didn't bowl better.
peternorth
18th June 2009, 22:23
hi brett lee, imacunt.
CatCake
18th June 2009, 22:44
My name is Glen McGrath, favourite shot is....ah fuck it.
rossi
19th June 2009, 00:05
Shane Warne - Favourite shot is the one where my hair is brushed diffrently so it looks like it's grown back... Yeah yeah!
peternorth
19th June 2009, 10:51
Shane Warne - Favourite shot is the one where my hair is brushed diffrently so it looks like it's grown back... Yeah yeah!

shane warne, favourite shot is the one when i bang two skanky pommy birds and flop out an inflatable penis
Jather Fack
19th June 2009, 11:12
David Boon. Fuck off cunts, that's all you're getting out of me. Where's that beer you promised me?
LondonCalling
19th June 2009, 12:47
Hi, I'm Ben Hollioake, favourite shot? Out of a sports car at 160km off a cliff.
crackalackin'
19th June 2009, 13:15
"Hi, I'm Nathan Hauritz"
"No, seriously, I'm Nathan Hauritz"
"Yeah, I can't believe they picked me either"
Swamp
19th June 2009, 16:57
Hi, I'm Shoaib Akhtar, and i have genital warts.
bigburger
19th June 2009, 17:21
"Hi, I'm Nathan Hauritz"
"No, seriously, I'm Nathan Hauritz"
"Yeah, I can't believe they picked me either"


"Hi I'm Merv Hughes. I selected Hauritz for the Australian cricket team..................*this transmission has been ended*"