5AA commentary (probably mostly for adelaide people)

[Catjizz Fake]

fucking hell!

the only thing more 1 eyed than these ***** is my penis

srsly the combined masturbation force between me and PIHL directed at Jason Porplyzia has nothing on these fags... from what i can gatehr he's had 2 regulation set shots on goal, but according to 5AA they were not just 'beautiful' but 'genius'! christ tone it down a bit please, that whole 'YOUUUUUUUUUUUU little BEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeuty!' thing doesn't work when you are taking a set shot 20m out directly in front

'Bone' or whatever he is called is a massive tosser, jerking off to the crows at every opportunity. tbh i have never heard of him, i am guessing he was some shit sanfl player who never got a chance to play for the crows and lives vicariously through porps

[Catjizz Fake]

okay i will admit i am on a barred up right now but i am less excited than The Bone.

but you could hear his cock deflate when he missed his 4th shot

[Catjizz Fake]

okay my cock is like makeing the Transformer noise as it transforms from flaccid to HARDP

edit PS - Jesse White :thumbsu:

PSS christ they are condescending - GOOD try sydney! nice consolation goal! lol it was more emotional than when they kicked the goals to put them a long way in front!

[Hugh Jorgen]

That 5AA commentary is fucking atrocious. They're so hysterically biased towards the Crows its ridiculous. It's like they dragged 3 or 4 of the most rabid Crows fans out of the outer and stuck them in the commentary box.

I thought Glen Jakovich and some of the 6PR guys in Perth could be biased towards the Eagles at times but they've got nothing on the 5AA guys. At least the 6PR guys make some attempt to appear impartial and don't actually cheer or high five when the Eagles score a goal, like the 5AA guys do when the Crowbots score a goal.

[pickman]

LOL three more posts of Jake gold


And yes 5AA are a joke of broadcasting

[Jather Fack]

someone on BF linked us all up to the 5AA feed after the 2006 PF. some of the most amusing radio i have ever heard.

[Mancey]

Haha, yep. That was comedy gold. People just losing their shit

[Fapio]

5AA has shit footy coverage, but Leon Byner is pretty awesome on that station

[PowerKat]

fucking hell!

the only thing more 1 eyed than these ***** is my penis

srsly the combined masturbation force between me and PIHL directed at Jason Porplyzia has nothing on these fags... from what i can gatehr he's had 2 regulation set shots on goal, but according to 5AA they were not just 'beautiful' but 'genius'! christ tone it down a bit please, that whole 'YOUUUUUUUUUUUU little BEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeuty!' thing doesn't work when you are taking a set shot 20m out directly in front

'Bone' or whatever he is called is a massive tosser, jerking off to the crows at every opportunity. tbh i have never heard of him, i am guessing he was some shit sanfl player who never got a chance to play for the crows and lives vicariously through porps

lol - Chris 'Bone' 'throw my head back to get a free' McDermott :D

[crackalackin']

lol - Chris 'Bone' 'throw my head back to get a free' McDermott :D

I dunno PK, you only get a head like that from having it kicked several thousand times. Still an atrociously shit footballer though.

I used to like the hands on the hips routine after a belting, none more evident than after the '93 Prelim. That & Cornsey wondering how they managed to fuck that game up are number 2 & 3 in my highlights of 1993 (the first being Bomber lifting the Cup).

Fuck the footy media is shit here: Cornes, McDermott, Rucci, Rowe, KG; A-Grade fuckwits the lot of 'em...

[Admiral Afterworld]

ABC > the rest