Lleyton Hewitt

[Penovic]

Is this guy shit or what? Honestly.

Just ask rest56. He thinks Hewitt is ridiculously shit.

Don't SFN me! This guy is shit enough to deserve several threads about his fail.

[Maverick]

Anyone from Adelaide is shit

[Fapio]

yeah shitcunt

[BuzzKillington]

he truly is hewitt's biggest critic.

and rightly so, may i add

[Penovic]

Anyone from Adelaide is shit

We are so old school, we will lynch you if you say that over here.

[The Land Before Thyme]

Keep talking like that and you'll end up in a barrel.

[Penovic]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/22/hewitt_wideweb__470x314,0.jpg

Some sort of, kneeling chainsaw fist pump of fail.

[thegrach]

I believe this is Lleyton trying to suck his own dick. Does he fail at everything he does?

[Curtis Stone]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2572/hewittwideweb470x3140.jpg

[peternorth]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/22/hewitt_wideweb__470x314,0.jpg

Some sort of, kneeling chainsaw fist pump of fail.

i tried to find this sort of pic yesterday to pair one of brett lees. but i failed.

lol yesterday sen were frothing over him, now they'll discard him

[thegrach]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2572/hewittwideweb470x3140.jpg
Is the right nut smiling at me? And the left nut seems to be of asian decent.

[Curtis Stone]

Is the right nut smiling at me? And the left nut seems to be of asian decent.

Yeah, mixed nuts. :thumbsu:

[peternorth]

He sent down a ripping forehand to draw level again at 5-5 after trailing 1-3 and cheers of "let's go Lleyton, let's go" could be heard from the hill beyond the walls of Court No.1.

[# 28]

I dislike Lleyton Hewitt

[ab_boe_majik]

Pictorial of Hewitt's latest effort

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p-jokes/toilet/cat-crap-big.jpg

[BuzzKillington]

That's a very liberal use of the term 'effort'

[Stickman]

I get the impression we need to start a "What Lleyton Hewitt Just Ate" thread

[ab_boe_majik]

Penis & pooh ??

[thegrach]

I get the impression we need to start a "What Lleyton Hewitt Just Ate" thread
Fuck Stickman, you are all over this. Are you Stephen Kernahan?

[# 28]

Fuck Stickman, you are all over this. Are you Stephen Kernahan?

I dunno, have secs with him, then say he forced you and see if Uncle Jack gives you five grand!

[thegrach]

True, or he could sing Stand By Your Man. That sorts the men from the boys.

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[T-Bone]

The Blues and Lleyton have one thing in common. They can't make a final.

[peternorth]

The Blues and Lleyton have one thing in common. They can't make a final.

i thought they cover up rayps

[# 28]

i thought they cover up rayps
Wat, who did Lley Lley do the raypz on?
Do you honestly think Bec's kids are his??

[T-Bone]

i thought they cover up rayps


That too Mr. North.

[peternorth]

That too Mr. North.

rapeton hewitt
failton hewitt

[BuzzKillington]

failton rapeitt?

[thefalcon]

Hewitt Represents everything South Australian, get to the finals but crack under the pressure

[thegrach]

Fuckin SNAP!

[crackalackin']

Hewitt Represents everything South Australian, get to the finals but crack under the pressure

Much better than your first post :thumbsu:

Now, fuck off, cunt

[Swamp]

Nah bullshit. Bigfooty cricket board syndrome creeping in here a little bit. You blokes would be lining up to lick his scrotum if he had won the thing, but as soon as he is out you sink the boots in deeper than Tess' fist in her own arse.
Good little Aussie battler.

[Curtis Stone]

Nah bullshit. Bigfooty cricket board syndrome creeping in here a little bit. You blokes would be lining up to lick his scrotum if he had qon the thing, but as soon as he is out you sink the boots in deeper than Tess' fist in her own arse.
Good little Aussie battler.

I think you're overlooking the fact that he is just a complete wanker (battler or not) of the Chad Cornes/Warren Treadrea variety and as a result actually do want to see him FAIL.

[crackalackin']

I think you're overlooking the fact that he is just a complete wanker (battler or not) of the Chad Cornes/Warren Treadrea variety and as a result actually do want to see him FAIL.

Yep, this.

Cunt of the highest order.

[Swamp]

Lets agree to disagree Hoffy, hold hands and skip off to buy ice cream

[PowerKat]

I think you're overlooking the fact that he is just a complete wanker (battler or not) of the Chad Cornes/Warren Treadrea variety and as a result actually do want to see him FAIL.

ffs Tredders might be a bit of a dork - but he's not a wanker like Chad or Hewitt :rolleyes:

[thegrach]

Really?

http://halfbackflanker.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/tredrea.jpghttp://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5668220,00.jpg

[PowerKat]

two dorky incidents in his whole career

he's a lovely family bloke

[thegrach]

Sorry Kat, I can only base my opinion on these two incidents, as I don't know him. I'm sure he is a nice guy, but you don't see too many other AFL footballers douche it up like this twice in their careers.

Nathan Brown might be the exception, but I do know him personally and he is a genuine douche.

[# 28]

You blokes would be lining up to lick his scrotum if he had won the thing, but as soon as he is out you sink the boots in deeper than Tess' fist in her own arse.
Good little Aussie battler.

Sorry to burst your "stereo typical Aussie Tall Poppy Syndrome" bubble big fella, but I have never been on the Lley Lley bandwagon even when he was doing well, even when he saved our Davis Cup hopes.
I've always thought he was a douche of epic proportions.
Even when he tagged Bec, I didn't even send him Kudos.
Having said that I haven't sunk the boots in, I've just said that I have a dislike for him. Wouldn't waste the oxygen it takes to summon the power to lay said boots into said douche.
Cheers
Have a good weekend

[Kingy]

ffs Tredders might be a bit of a dork - but he's not a wanker like Chad or Hewitt :rolleyes:

He used to be a wanker PK, but he definitely seems to have chilled out a bit in the last couple of years.

[Swamp]

Sorry to burst your "stereo typical Aussie Tall Poppy Syndrome" bubble big fella, but I have never been on the Lley Lley bandwagon even when he was doing well, even when he saved our Davis Cup hopes.
I've always thought he was a douche of epic proportions.
Even when he tagged Bec, I didn't even send him Kudos.
Having said that I haven't sunk the boots in, I've just said that I have a dislike for him. Wouldn't waste the oxygen it takes to summon the power to lay said boots into said douche.
Cheers
Have a good weekend

Geez buddy, no need to take it so personally. Maybe you would care to partake in some 'agree to disagree' ice cream with Hoffy and myself? I'm having cookie dough.

[# 28]

Geez buddy, no need to take it so personally. Maybe you would care to partake in some 'agree to disagree' ice cream with Hoffy and myself? I'm having cookie dough.

I had the shits up cause you took Hoffy for Ice-Cream and I WANTED TO COME.
Now I am happy :p
Thanks - I'd like Peppermint Choc Chip in a Waffle cone :thumbsu:

[thegrach]

Geez buddy, no need to take it so personally. Maybe you would care to partake in some 'agree to disagree' ice cream with Hoffy and myself? I'm having cookie dough.
It'sn no butterscotch Swampy.

[# 28]

It'sn no butterscotch Swampy.
Butterscotch soothes a sore throat.

[thegrach]

Isn't that buttermenthol?

[Swamp]

I thought that was nutbutter.

[PowerKat]

He used to be a wanker PK, but he definitely seems to have chilled out a bit in the last couple of years.

Disagree - never been anywhere near Chad :cool: