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Kingy
8th July 2009, 11:28
If it wasn't bad enough the WAGs are already over there preventing our team from bonding properly on the piss together, we've now got Mitchell's Mum having a crack;

Aussie fast bowler Mitchell Johnson's mother has launched an extraordinary attack on her son's "bitchy" fiancée, accusing her of "stealing" him.
One the eve of the Ashes series in England, Vikki Harber also slammed Cricket Australia for flying players' girlfriends to overseas games instead of parents.
Ms Harber told the Herald Sun she used to have a close relationship with her son before his karate champ fiancée Jessica Bratich started going out with him.
"Up until he met Jessica we were very close . . . but he hasn't spent a night under my roof since he met Jessica," the newspaper quoted Ms Harber as saying.
"I get a text on Mother's Day and a text on my birthday," she said.
"It has been like this since Jess came on the scene."
Ms Harber and Johnson's father Kevin Johnson separated when the cricketer was nine and he grew up living alternatively with each parent in Queensland.
But last year Johnson moved to Perth to be with Ms Bratich, who has become one of Australia's most popular WAGs and recently featured on the cover of Ralph magazine.
Ms Harbour said she was disappointed Cricket Australia paid for Ms Bratich to travel around the world with Johnson on tour while she was not given the same opportunity.
"For the wives and the children I think it is great that they support them and send them over there, but who are these girlfriends? They are just girlfriends," Ms Harber said.
"She [Ms Bratich] gets all these trips, she gets flown there, accommodation, food and all of that."
Johnson's manager Sam Halvosen told the Herald Sun the cricketer was aware of his mother's comments but did not want to discuss them.



What the fuck is wrong with these women?

Swamp
8th July 2009, 11:36
What the fuck is wrong with these women?

There's your answer right there.

thegrach
8th July 2009, 11:38
Didn't you know Kingy, apparently everyone owes you something when you are associated with someone famous.

Maybe Johnson hasn't spoken to her because she is a fuckwit. What would Boonies mum do?

Mancey
8th July 2009, 11:47
I wouldn't get on the bad side of a wog chick that knows karate tbh

Olivier Penis
8th July 2009, 11:50
Mitch should throw down a 150 km/h toe crusher at the bitch.

dmc333
8th July 2009, 11:55
I'm a bit worried about Johnson.

Sounds like he's gone from Mummy's boy to under the thumb.

Hugh Jorgen
8th July 2009, 12:26
Didn't you know Kingy, apparently everyone owes you something when you are associated with someone famous.

Maybe Johnson hasn't spoken to her because she is a fuckwit. What would Boonies mum do?

Boonie wouldn't even have a Mum, he was carved out of granite.

peternorth
8th July 2009, 12:57
god damn

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m222/berecruited/Jessica/bratich/JessicaBratichPicture.jpg

pickman
8th July 2009, 15:59
Boonie wouldn't even have a Mum, he was carved out of granite.

I thought he was born from an egg on a mountain top.

Mancey
8th July 2009, 16:04
^:D

I thought he was constructed from recycled beer kegs

Travyo
8th July 2009, 16:26
Maybe because Mitch can cop sweet blowjobs from his missus, the fuck are you going to give him mum?

The guy is a grown man also, why would he constantly be over a mummys anyway?

PowerKat
9th July 2009, 12:24
omfg - that's flabbergasting

Jack Frost
9th July 2009, 12:55
omfg - that's flabbergasting


They certainly were ;)

Admiral Afterworld
10th July 2009, 20:37
chic (shk)
adj. chic·er, chic·est
1. Conforming to the current fashion; stylish: chic clothes; a chic boutique.
2. Adopting or setting current fashions and styles; sophisticated: chic, well-dressed young executives. See Synonyms at fashionable.
n.
1. The quality or state of being stylish; fashionableness.
2. Sophistication in dress and manner; elegance.

Damn chics.

Travyo
10th July 2009, 20:46
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pickman
10th July 2009, 20:50
Trav wins :thumbsu:

Kingy
10th July 2009, 21:09
chic (shk)
adj. chic·er, chic·est
1. Conforming to the current fashion; stylish: chic clothes; a chic boutique.
2. Adopting or setting current fashions and styles; sophisticated: chic, well-dressed young executives. See Synonyms at fashionable.
n.
1. The quality or state of being stylish; fashionableness.
2. Sophistication in dress and manner; elegance.

Damn chics.

Seriously, what is the point of this post?

It's not funny, it isn't clever, it doesn't elaborate or build upon anything.... what the fuck is it meant to bring to the table?

Mike Oxlong
11th July 2009, 01:05
Seriously, what is the point of this post?

It's not funny, it isn't clever, it doesn't elaborate or build upon anything.... what the fuck is it meant to bring to the table?

Zinger burger and 15 piece bucket

PowerKat
15th July 2009, 09:25
chic (shk)
adj. chic·er, chic·est
1. Conforming to the current fashion; stylish: chic clothes; a chic boutique.
2. Adopting or setting current fashions and styles; sophisticated: chic, well-dressed young executives. See Synonyms at fashionable.
n.
1. The quality or state of being stylish; fashionableness.
2. Sophistication in dress and manner; elegance.

Damn chics.

wtf you stupid fat fuck - 'chic' does not equal 'chick'

Mike Oxlong
15th July 2009, 10:13
wtf you stupid fat fuck - 'chic' does not equal 'chick'

wow :eek:

That doesn't sound like deadwood one little bit ;)

Jack Frost
15th July 2009, 15:58
wow :eek:

That doesn't sound like deadwood one little bit ;)


I love when she talks dirty :D

dmc333
21st July 2009, 21:28
I heard Neil Mitchell blaming it all on the bitches this morning.

For once I agree with the cunt.