Whinging Poms v Aussies, 1st Test in Wales Thread

[Maverick]

Bad Haddin ton.

I still hate him

[RoosterLad]

Bad Haddin ton.

I still hate him

Bam 6.

[pickman]

Rad, another century :thumbsu:

And with the 100 up Haddin's going the tonk :thumbsu: :thumbsu:

[pickman]

LOL at the Barmy Army chant of "MIGHTY, MIGHTY ENGLAND"

Timing is the key to comedy gents :D

[Maverick]

Ponting declares.

Look at that scorecard.. Doesn't it just get you hard (bar Huss)

[BuzzKillington]

FUCK OFF ***** YOURE OUT!!! TRY MAKING SOME RUNS BEFORE BEING SUCH A FUCKWIT BOPARA YOU INDIAN PRICK

[Maverick]

Fuck off Cook & Bapara!

[Shiny McShine]

Pretty ordinary decision. Almost hit him in the nuts, that ball.

Still, we'll take it :thumbsu:

[BuzzKillington]

now wait for that **** roebuck to start absolutely howling about how that umpire deserves to be shot and he's cost england the ashes

[Travyo]

Bopara deserves shit decisions for the rest of his life, after carrying on like a fuckwit after making tons against the AWESOME west indies attack

[Swamp]

The bloke very dissapointed in himself right now would be Clarke - pissed away a chance at a hundred

[peternorth]

The bloke very dissapointed in himself right now would be Clarke - pissed away a chance at a hundred

he's a poof with a gold digging woman. and he's our next captain :eek: anyway congrats to marcus north, another great victorian.

[Tenacity]

Fuck i hate the whinging Poms and hope we bowl them out tonight and take a 1-0 lead. The only hope the Poms have is their bullshit crap weather which may come and save them. :cool:

Poms are a bunch of useless Hacks. :thumbsu:

[Kingy]

Needs more love for North.

[Ron]

Just 30 more minutes till the domination of the poms begins.

98 overs today to get 8 wickets.

Going to run to the shops now to get my cricketing supplies, some chips, some coopers pale ale, and some chicken nuggets :thumbsu:

[Kingy]

FANCY SAUCE!

In the warm up just then, KP hit a ball at Mitchell who kicked it away, apparently KP came over and had a go at Mitchy, and Mitchy fired up big time, got in his face, and told him to fuck off.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/1690/martos.jpg

Nice.

[peternorth]

FANCY SAUCE!

In the warm up just then, KP hit a ball at Mitchell who kicked it away, apparently KP came over and had a go at Mitchy, and Mitchy fired up big time, got in his face, and told him to fuck off.



Nice.

that's more like it. no more smiling shit (thats you lee). get some mongrel back into the team. no room for mr nice guys

[yssup_MasTr]

70-5 This will be over soon, Hauritz looking like a decent spinner

[Hugh Jorgen]

Fuck me, how shit are the Poms? Even Hauritz is ripping through them.

Bangladesh would show more fight than this.

[peternorth]

re: hauritz its reverse psychology. they realise they're not gonna win this test so they get out to him....so he can play in the next one.

[pickman]

I would call England's failure today epic b ut this is England we are talking about is if anything it's a tad predictable.

[yssup_MasTr]

Flintoff out for 26 just reaching Ponting at 2nd slip bowled by Johnson

[Hugh Jorgen]

Just another reason to hate Collingwood.

We should still win this, but the England tail aren't the pushovers they used to be. Broad's actually a pretty decent batsman, no doubt he got a few tips from his old man.

[bigburger]

You've got to bring pace on surely. Hauritz doesn't do enough with it when batsmen aren't playing shots. Atleast with pace Collingwood and that choking dickhead Broad will be forced to play at the ball.

[Jather Fack]

More edges than a broken pisspot (with apologies to Fred Truman)

[yssup_MasTr]

You've got to bring pace on surely. Hauritz doesn't do enough with it when batsmen aren't playing shots. Atleast with pace Collingwood and that choking dickhead Broad will be forced to play at the ball.


Id like you to eat your own words in a big burger

[bigburger]

Broad gone for 14 off about 600 balls.

[bigburger]

Id like you to eat your own words in a big burger

Well I actually meant more directed at Collingwood but if you get the other cuntload out its just as good.

[yssup_MasTr]

Dont think Collingwood will go out, only chance is getting the tail around him out

[bigburger]

That is the worst process of thought to get into. I sometimes think that when playing but it never works as simply.

P.S The physio for England is a fucken massive unit.

[bigburger]

I guarentee Siddle would have just said something along the lines of.

"Why don't you fucking get the fucking physio out you weak cunt pom"

[Kingy]

I guarentee Siddle would have just said something along the lines of.

"Why don't you fucking get the fucking physio out you weak cunt pom"


How fucking good was it?!

[bigburger]

How fucking good was it?!
It was fucking awesome.

[BuzzKillington]

THATS why i love the great man so much

[Mancey]

If the last wicket is a gloving down the leg side with only a couple of runs needed it'd be rather sweet.

But fuck...get these ***** out ffs

[Jather Fack]

I don't think Mitch is seeing the same set of stumps that i am.

[BuzzKillington]

mj the proud western aussie must think the games already won

[Jather Fack]

I'm also not happy with the lack of bias being shown by Michael Holding the proud Tasmanian, he should be showing far more man-love to the Hilf.

[Mancey]

THE HAUS!

[Hugh Jorgen]

Finally get a fucking wicket and SBS shits itself.

Maybe they crossed to MacGill and just pretended to have a technical problem instead.

[Mancey]

Sids you gun.

Surely...surely we can get monty quickly

[bigburger]

OOOOOOOO how close was that one over the stumps first up.

[Hugh Jorgen]

On yer bike Collingwood.

Almost game over now.

[bigburger]

Bullox. That was out.

[bigburger]

Fuck me I hate Geoffry Boycott.

[Mancey]

I reckon they might have survived this one the carnts...fuck

[Jather Fack]

need a wicket NAO

[Hugh Jorgen]

Yeah it's back to about 50/50 now that England have a lead.

Need a wicket in the next over or two.

[Mancey]

Fuck....fucking epic sport fail weekend

[Hugh Jorgen]

Who said this isn't like 2005?

Fucking edge of your seat stuff again.

[Jather Fack]

These poms are cheating bastards, aren't they, and they don't even need to do it.

[bigburger]

Fucking Ponting. Bringing on North. What a fucking tool!!!! Worst move in the history of Ashes cricket. Worst captain in Australias history (slightly makes up for it with the fact hes probably our second best batsmen in history).

[LondonCalling]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


THAT IS FUCKING METTLE, *****! 9TH WICKET PARTNERSHIP OF PURE TESTICLES.

GREATEST MORAL VICTORY THIS COUNTRY HAS HAD SINCE THE HAND OF GOD INCIDENT.

JIMMY ANDERSON I SALUTE YOUUUUUU

[Hugh Jorgen]

Fucking Ponting. Bringing on North. What a fucking tool!!!! Worst move in the history of Ashes cricket. Worst captain in Australias history (slightly makes up for it with the fact hes probably our second best batsmen in history).

Agree. Anyone with any clue knows that Panesar struggles against fast bowling and Punter brings on the spinners so he can keep up with the fucking over rate.

Captaincy Fail.

[bigburger]

FUCK YOU RICKY PONTING YOU ARROGANT PIECE OF SHIT.

[LondonCalling]

That's a series turner, piss poor from Ponting.. 2-1 again anyone?

And anyone who says it was a weak effort to hang on, I refer you to McGrath's efforts in 2005.

[Ron]

Out - Johnson, fucking useless bowler. Ponting, fucking useless captain

In - Clark and some moron off the street who could captain better.

[Hugh Jorgen]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


THAT IS FUCKING METTLE, *****! 9TH WICKET PARTNERSHIP OF PURE TESTICLES.

GREATEST MORAL VICTORY THIS COUNTRY HAS HAD SINCE THE HAND OF GOD INCIDENT.

JIMMY ANDERSON I SALUTE YOUUUUUU

Gotta give some credit to the English tail. They used to fold like a pack of cards but they toughed it out well today.

Punter generously bowling the spinners no doubt helped them.

[Ron]

HEY MITCH

I bet your mum could bowl at the stumps you useless piece of shit.

Fuck off you useless ****, learn to bowl straight or don't come back.

FUCK

[bigburger]

Leave MJ alone. Hes a PROUDDDDDDDD West Australian and will come back strongly in the next test.

[Hugh Jorgen]

I still blame that NSW spinner/spudder Hauritz.

Don't care how many gimme wickets he got in this test, he's still shit.

Bring back Warney.

[bigburger]

Can you imagine North when Punter goes up to him and says your bowling. He'd be like WTF?

Hauritz. Can't get the job done.

[Kingy]

I still blame that NSW spinner/spudder Hauritz.

Don't care how many gimme wickets he got in this test, he's still shit.

Bring back Warney.

How do you judge his game?

Took a couple of good wickets, but then failed to deliver when we needed him to; and at the stage of the game where a spinner should.

Fucking Pommy *****.

[Travyo]

How can you not clean up Monty Panesar? know englands tail wags these days but monty? he can't throw a ball, certaintly can't hold a bat, pathetic.

Lol at bringing North on, great work punter.

[Haddo]

Panesar's a rolled gold bunny, why the fuck Ponting bowled Hauritz to him and didn't give him some chin music from both ends has got me utterly fucked.


A lament for Hansie, he'd have enjoyed Punters work in the last 30 minutes

[Travyo]

Yeh but Hansie at least didn't make it so obvious :p

Hansie faked his death, is living it up on some island from his bookie money

[KayGee]

Out - Johnson, fucking useless bowler. Ponting, fucking useless captain

In - Clark and some moron off the street who could captain better.
And that fucking superstar spinner Hauritz can't even break Panesar down, bowling 6 fucking straight overs to finish the match.

Typical New South Welsh effort, I guess.

[KayGee]

Panesar's a rolled gold bunny, why the fuck Ponting bowled Hauritz to him and didn't give him some chin music from both ends has got me utterly fucked.


A lament for Hansie, he'd have enjoyed Punters work in the last 30 minutes
Ball couldn't get up around a midget's chin on day 5 on that pitch.

[Haddo]

Ball couldn't get up around a midget's chin on day 5 on that pitch.

who says the ball has got to bounce before it gets to him...eh..eh..eh :D

[peternorth]

who says the ball has got to bounce before it gets to him...eh..eh..eh :D

fully agree. 1 beamer is all it takes

[KayGee]

who says the ball has got to bounce before it gets to him...eh..eh..eh :D

Touche, good sir. :D

[Spanners Watson]

Why is it that all the biggest flogs on bigfarty reside in the cricket forum.

England, as usual are the biggest mother fucking girls in cricket, worse than Englands female team.

Celebrating a draw, what fags, the next test will be utter domination, Aussies will finish the test in 4 days