UFC 100

[Cletus Van Damme]

Foxtel's showing this delayed by 24 hours on Monday because "Aussie" boxer Vic Darchinyan is fighting on Sunday which means I'll have to avoid all intarweb from Sunday morning until I watch the the thing on Monday.

Anyway the fights I give a shit about are:

Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir - I got Mir by KO. He won't even need BJJ this time. Brock is a beast but Mir's stand up was *Joe Rogan screaming* "PHENOMENAL" against Nogueira and it looks like he'll be even better this time. No one has tested Brock's chin yet and I reckon Mir will put him to sleep. Brock will then go home and plough the shit out of Sable.

Georges St Pierre vs Thiago Alves - GSP by TKO. Alves is the real deal but GSP is on another level. Alves has had enough trouble making weight in the past and on top of that, no welterweight has the cardio to keep up with GSP. Alves's only hope is landing a clean power shot but I don't think GSP will let him.

Dan Henderson vs Michael Bisping - Bisping by TKO or submission. I love Hendo but Bisping is getting better with every fight and not many guys work harder than him. He'll be too quick and won't stop moving. Hendo needs to land the big KO but he hasn't done that in 5 years. If it goes to the ground, Bisping will just get up or submit him but I think Bisping's gonna pick him apart like he did to Leben. I think it's ridiculous how most American's don't rate Bisping. It's similar to how they didn't rate GSO because he's not American or Brazillian. If I can find him paying more than $3 I'm gonna jump on it.

Jon Fitch vs Paul Thiago - Fitch by TKO or decision. This guy's got tremendous heart and and will either get a decision or punish Thiago in the later rounds.

Yoshihiro Akiyama vs Alan Belcher - Akiyama by KO. Belcher won't be able to handle the sexyness of Sexyama and will most likely blow his load when they touch gloves.

Stephan Bonnar vs Mark Coleman - Bonnar to put Coleman into a retirement home via TKO or submission.

The only other fights I'm interested in are seeing how Jon Jones goes and if Mac Danzig can get his career back on track.

Got a multi bet going with Bonnar, Bisping, Sexyama, GSP and Mir paying $17.10.

Also managed to get Mir by KO on Betfair paying $10 and trying to get GSP by KO/TKO at $5.

[Swamp]

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[Catjizz Fake]

Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir - I got Mir by KO. He won't even need BJJ this time.


lol wat, he has a special move called the BJJ? (sorry if I'm missing something here, I know nothing about fighting and am a little drunk etc) what does this move entail? He must be pretty shit at oral sex becuase I would be gutted if someone submitted while i was going down on them

PS where's Gracie?

[Cletus Van Damme]

lol wat, he has a special move called the BJJ? (sorry if I'm missing something here, I know nothing about fighting and am a little drunk etc) what does this move entail? He must be pretty shit at oral sex becuase I would be gutted if someone submitted while i was going down on them

PS where's Gracie?

BJJ = Brazillian Jiu Jitsu. As in the knee bar that Mir submitted Lesnar with in the first match.

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Your Gracie comment made me lol.

[Travyo]

WAR MIR

I don't mind Lesnar but I was a massive Mir fan before his accident and still am, he worked Big Nog bad last fight.

Will post other pridictions later.

[Travyo]

Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir - Mir by Sub again, Brokc has probably improved his ground game but Mir is too smart, also mirs stand up has improved a hell of alot and really haven't seen Brock actually knock somebody out, he wont be able to lay and pray against Mir, if Mir gets through first round, he'll win.

Georges St Pierre vs Thiago Alves - GSP by TKO cliche but GSP is my favourite fighter, Alves has got some serious game, but can't see him taking the belt off GSP, I still can't get over Matt Serra actually having this belt :/

Dan Henderson vs Michael Bisping - Bisping by TKO, honestly think Hendo is past it, at the elite stage anyway. Bisping is hungry and a fucking animal, won't let up, probably a pretty vicious KO

Jon Fitch vs Paul Thiago - Fitch by decision. Fitch can take some serious punishment and also give it, should win.

Yoshihiro Akiyama vs Alan Belcher - Akiyama by KO. Belcher won't be able to handle the sexyness of Sexyama and will most likely blow his load when they touch gloves <------------this

Stephan Bonnar vs Mark Coleman - Bonnar to possible kill Coleman, how this guy got a medical clearance is beyond me, I am seriously worrying about his safety haha

Also hoping to see the Jon Jones fight, exciting type, looks the goods.

[Travyo]

Dan Henderson vs Michael Bisping - Bisping by TKO, honestly think Hendo is past it, at the elite stage anyway. Bisping is hungry and a fucking animal, won't let up, probably a pretty vicious KO



Hahaha shut up idiot.

[Travyo]

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[Lung Cookie]

PWNT!!!
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[Travyo]

Poms have been going nuts all day about the 2nd hit, they do realise so many times a fighter has been gone for a second then just came back and continued on.

Bisping got his fuckin mouth shit :)

[Cletus Van Damme]

From the start of Bisping vs Hendo you could see Hendo was just waiting for that big right hand. And what the fuck was Bisping doing just walking into it? His own corner was onto it and went ape shit at him and obviously Hendo knew what Bisping was doing. Even Mike Goldberg could see Bisping was gonna walk right into it. Love Hendo though. He's a funny bloke.

Sexyama was lucky. I thought it could've gone 29-28 either way but the judge who scored it 30-27 was obviously blinded by the sexyness and too busy fingering herself under the table throughout the fight.

Disappointed to read that Bonnar got beaten by Coleman. Bonnar's future in the UFC could be in trouble. Love that Lawlor made CB Dollaway tap. Can't stand that fuckhead.

I don't hate Brock as a person. I think he's a pretty humble guy and if the crowd boos you and you win, you've got every right to give it back. But fuck he's the most boring fighter ever. The bloke has no skills and just wins by being bigger and stronger than the other guy. I don't know what's next for him. If Nogueira beats Randy convincingly I'd like to see him get a shot at Brock. Nogueira loves being on his back and that's where Brock'll put him. Carwin might get a KO one day but he's still a while off and will most likely get taken down and squashed anyway. Lesnar still hasn't had his chin tested.

Fuck me, I want to see Fedor fight Brock so badly.

[Travyo]

Yep clearly that judge had sexyama syndrome. I had 29-28 sexyama, fight of the night that was by the way, though it looked like one of the prelims was a blood bath? judging by the mat.

Brock is boring as hell, Carwin won't beat Brock, same thing will happen. Nog maybe, and yeh Fedor is the obvious matchup everyone wants so badly. Honestly Fedor has to go to the UFC, he has done everything else.

[Cletus Van Damme]

Yep clearly that judge had sexyama syndrome. I had 29-28 sexyama, fight of the night that was by the way, though it looked like one of the prelims was a blood bath? judging by the mat.


Bonnar got cut up a bit.

http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/20090712093354_Stephan_Bonnar_vs__Mark_Coleman_27b.JPG

But Danzig looks like he got fucked up.

http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/_images/pictures/20090712092550_Jim_Miller_vs__Mac_Danzig_29b.JPG

[RoosterLad]

Fuck that sport is a laugh, no blood rule at all.

I was watching a fight on fox a week or two ago and the winner said he loves it when his opponent drips blood all over him, he then went on to thank God.