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peternorth
22nd July 2009, 09:07
this man will be the next captain of our great sporting side. im not sure i can handle it. he's soft, has a slut for a fiancee (may not be a bad thing), did that ghey bonds ad and just generally shits me.

what i want in a skipper is someone like AB. someone who gets shitty with the world and tells those pommy prix they're all cunts. we dont need a pretty boy in charge.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,25808041-5009880,00.html

the gushing coming from foxsports is disgusting.

if he was so fuckin good why didnt he hog the strike and win the game?

spend more time developing some mongrel and less time in fuckin poofta mags.
dmc333
22nd July 2009, 10:27
Seen his Gillette ad?

Fucking pathetic, as if you'd have that cunt with Woods and Federer.

And it's so badly done it's plainly obvious he's never been near either of them before.




plus being the vain cunt he is, they've stretched him out to be nearly the same height as the other two.
thegrach
22nd July 2009, 10:30
The problem is, who else is going to captain Australia. I don't like it any more than you boys, but he has been in the box seat for a while now.
Mancey
22nd July 2009, 10:36
Give Katto the job. But only if he brings back the moustache he was sporting about 3 seasons ago.

Either that or a Michael Tuck esque beard.

Clarke couldn't be skipper surely. Shirt buttoned up to his chin collar poppin' fag
peternorth
22nd July 2009, 10:41
Give Katto the job. But only if he brings back the moustache he was sporting about 3 seasons ago.

Either that or a Michael Tuck esque beard.

Clarke couldn't be skipper surely. Shirt buttoned up to his chin collar poppin' fag


the collar thing shits me too.
RoosterLad
22nd July 2009, 10:46
Most new age sportsmen are like Clarke though... but he is a magnificent player.

Who else could you pick as captain???
Maverick
22nd July 2009, 10:55
Seen his Gillette ad?

I have, and quite frankly, I don't think he'd have the ability to even grow facial hair.
peternorth
22nd July 2009, 11:12
a simple google img search of michael clark (note minus the e) brings up this

http://www.ballet.co.uk/images/clark/satie_studs_odd_lift_01_500.jpg
jonesy86
22nd July 2009, 13:12
He's a bit of a tossa but that innings he played the other day won me over a little, but then getting out first thing the next day to a full toss from a genuine tossa put him back down a rung IMO.
peternorth
22nd July 2009, 13:51
He's a bit of a tossa but that innings he played the other day won me over a little, but then getting out first thing the next day to a full toss from a genuine tossa put him back down a rung IMO.

he was built up like haddin the nchopped down just as quickly
Roddy Woomble
22nd July 2009, 14:53
Give BAD HADDIN the job!!!1
PowerKat
22nd July 2009, 18:28
Clarke is a girly boy who does nothing for me
Power King
22nd July 2009, 20:34
^90% of females that say such things about any famous man would still spread their pussy for said man when it comes to the crunch.

Make of that what you will PkV1.0...
pickman
22nd July 2009, 20:39
Give Katto the job.

Sounds good to me :thumbsu:
Ratto
22nd July 2009, 22:32
brad haddin, more like bad haddin

*beep..beep...beep...beeep*
Hugh Jorgen
22nd July 2009, 22:35
Bring back Warney to captain.

Means we could get rid of Hauritz too, so it would kill two birds with one stone.
Ron
23rd July 2009, 06:21
It's about time we had a NSW player captain again, it's been far too long.
PowerKat
23rd July 2009, 12:47
^90% of females that say such things about any famous man would still spread their pussy for said man when it comes to the crunch.

Make of that what you will PkV1.0...

I'm obviously in the other 10% :cool:

Anyhoo, it's a stretch even calling him a 'man' imo
thegrach
23rd July 2009, 13:11
Can I just say ":thumbsu: PK, your alright in my book!"
peternorth
23rd July 2009, 14:19
I'm obviously in the other 10% :cool:

Anyhoo, it's a stretch even calling him a 'man' imo

Can I just say ":thumbsu: PK, your alright in my book!"

i concur and respect your point of view PK
PowerKat
23rd July 2009, 14:47
shucks :o










no, don't bother asking for noodz (again) :p
peternorth
23rd July 2009, 14:56
shucks :o









no, don't bother asking for noodz (again) :p


ok, how about tits?
thegrach
23rd July 2009, 15:12
shucks :o










no, don't bother asking for noodz (again) :phttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-_7X7DxoU-Q/SRj7A9fj9KI/AAAAAAAAADM/kBw1qxxKtzU/s320/fuuu-.png
PowerKat
23rd July 2009, 15:27
lol..