Mitch's Mum: I'm not to blame

[thegrach]

Ms Harber denies suggesting her boy had been taken from her by Bratich, but confirmed the relationship between the trio had soured three years ago when she (Harber) tried to commit suicide.
"But to suggest I'm responsible for Australia losing the Ashes series, that's just ridiculous," she fired. "I mean, yes, Mitchell is a sensitive individual. And it's hard to say what impact this has had on him.
"But to say I'm somehow responsible for his form, I can't believe that. Because Mitchell has known how I've felt about all this for three years. It's only all come out now because somebody phoned me to ask about it and I wasn't going to lie."


http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,8659,25822897-5009880,00.html


Seriously, just shut the fuck up. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

[peternorth]

losing the ashes? we haven't lost them you fuckin mong!!!!>!!!!?>!>>!!!

fucking shut up!

[RoosterLad]

Typical woman though.

She thinks losing that test meant we lost the whole series to those filthy poms.

MJ needs to toughen up and start bowling properly.

Listening to Warnie speak about it the other day, geez he went through A LOT worse and still bowled like a fucking champion. I mean he had that 3 some with those two blonde birds and played cricket just hours later and took 8 wickets or something crazy.

[bigburger]

Fucking hell. What a cunt of a women. Imagine having a Mum like that. One that tries to kill herself when her son starts dating someone.

[PowerKat]

she must be the world's oldest ASW emo

[Hugh Jorgen]

This woman's more of a drama queen than Jana Pittman.

No wonder MJ is struggling with a fucking headcase like that for a Mum.

[thegrach]

Maybe we should pad her up and see how she handles a bit of chin music?

[peternorth]

Maybe we should pad her up and see how she handles a bit of chin music?

balls to her chin?

[Mancey]

Send Boonie up to Qld to sort the bitch out Kanannook style

[CATS]

Maybe if this 'woman' had succeeded in killing herself off, the world would be a better place?

We wouldnt have this cattiness about how she doesnt like his gf, or how she is a spastic and making his life hell etc.

Some people should not have their suicide missions intervened :(

[pickman]

Dear Mitch's Mum

You madam are a mong. There was once a time in the history in of great nation when retards like you were not given a voice and in your case I would like those days to return.

Please shut the fuck up and never make a public comment again.

Kindest no-regards

Pickman

[Travyo]

Wow, just wow

[Whacker]

At what stage did she think abusing mitchs girl would make him talk to her again??? Stupid slut

[Mancey]

Bitch has to have been paid off by the pommie tabloids.

Hate to say it, but it'd be a massive call to select Mitch over Clark or Watson right now. Massive form fail

[Kingy]

Bitch has to have been paid off by the pommie tabloids.

Hate to say it, but it'd be a massive call to select Mitch over Clark or Watson right now. Massive form fail

Prior to the current Tour match, I thought Mitchy was safe for the Third Test.

Now, I don't think he should be.

He got fucking carted, by a second rate Co**** side.

In - Clark, Watson
Out - Johnson, North

Harsh call on North, he hasn't done much wrong, but I'd drop him anyway, we need another bowling option.

Watson bats 4, Hussey moves to 6.

[Mancey]

I hope Hilditch thinks the same Kingy because i 100% agree.

North has done nothing wrong as you say, but part of the reason he's in the side is his bowling, and with Hauritz playing he's sorta not needed. I like having Watson in there, brings pretty good balance to the side.

[peternorth]

Prior to the current Tour match, I thought Mitchy was safe for the Third Test.

Now, I don't think he should be.

He got fucking carted, by a second rate Co**** side.

In - Clark, Watson
Out - Johnson, North

Harsh call on North, he hasn't done much wrong, but I'd drop him anyway, we need another bowling option.

Watson bats 4, Hussey moves to 6.

if that happens the lineup will be:

katich
hughes
ponting
watson
clarke
hussey
haddin
hauritz
siddle
clark
hilffy

7 from nsw!

[Whacker]

Fuck watson bring back andy mac

[Kingy]

Fuck watson bring back andy mac

He's a ranga.

[Whacker]

And watson likes penis. Your point?

[Haddo]

Fuck watson bring back andy mac

He's a ranga.

And watson likes penis. Your point?


Whacker wins , it's time to unleash the Ranga

[pickman]

At least the ranga can bowl stump to stump unlike Mitch atm who seems to only able to bowl stump to second slip!

[PetWussy]

Occassionally he'll shoot one down to leg slip as well. Just to keep the batsman on his toes.

[PowerKat]

Sorry "Mitch's Mum", but yes, yes you are :o

My mum caused Ashes anguish, says Mitchell Johnson (http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,26391143-12428,00.html)


MITCHELL Johnson says he was living in denial during the Ashes and admits the torment of his public split with his mum undermined his England tour.

Johnson has now revealed the emotional toll of having mum Vikki Harber claim that the fast bowler had been "stolen" from her by his fiancee Jessica Bratich.

The left-arm quick battled a terrible Ashes form slump. but at the time put on a brave face and insisted that personal problems were not to blame.
Now Johnson admits he was only fooling himself, but insists he has emerged a tougher person mentally.

"I guess it (poor form) started off with the personal side of things - that really probably did get to me," Johnson said. "I was probably denying it as well at the time. The personal things that came out, it was mostly through Lord's where I felt that pressure.

etc

[peternorth]

how convenient

[PowerKat]

yeah - either way, still a softcock

[peternorth]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/mum-was-to-blame-mitchell-johnson/story-e6frf9if-1225802622909

Ben C of Hillside Posted at 2:14 PM Today

What happened to Mitch Johnson was very unprofessional. Im a bowler aswell and people in the crowd can say hurtful things. Mitch just ignore them! Also his girlfriends dress was really beautiful.

[pickman]

I'd say let's kill the bitch for stuffing up the Ashes for us :mad: but doing that would have a negative effect on Mitch in the middle

[Curtis Stone]

Sounds like Mitch's mum just needs a good dicking.

[pickman]

Volunteering Hoffy?

[Curtis Stone]

I'd do it for Mitch.

[Histrionics]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/mum-was-to-blame-mitchell-johnson/story-e6frf9if-1225802622909

Ben C of Hillside Posted at 2:14 PM Today

What happened to Mitch Johnson was very unprofessional. Im a bowler aswell and people in the crowd can say hurtful things. Mitch just ignore them! Also his girlfriends dress was really beautiful.

Haha.

[peternorth]

he forgot to say "love you erin"

[thegrach]

Hey, he is right you know. He is a level 1 cricket coach.

[pickman]

I'd do it for Mitch.

And for Australia as well :thumbsu:

[thegrach]

She is at it again:

But she said she was upset about the way Bratich had treated her family.

"What i said is, i dont like the way she treated me and disrespected my family. it is true i havent spoken to my son since january dispite the story in a womans magazine that he had forgiven me," the email read.

"Not only has he not forgiven me but he has completely shut myself and the rest of the family out of his life."

She said Johnson’s performance on the field could not be linked to her opinions about his behaviour since he began seeing Bratich.

"As for the media blaming me for the ashes loss, i think its a cop out and completely unfair. mitchell has known for 3 years how we feel about his gf and didnt come as a surprise to him."

http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/people/dont-blame-me-for-ashes-loss-says-mitchells-mum-20091127-jvzo.html



SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!

[pickman]

She is at it again:



SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!


http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/pickman_2008/facepalm4.jpg

Is this woman some sort of weird science-gone-wrong combination of Mantis & Sooz because she has to be one of the biggest fuckwits in the country.

Serious someone needs to leave a horse's head at the end of her bed or something.

[Kingy]

What an absolute fucking bitch.

No wonder Mitchy (and his babe) doesn't want anything to do with her.

[peternorth]

What an absolute fucking bitch.

No wonder Mitchy (and his babe) doesn't want anything to do with her.

If i had my cock in this every day i wouldnt want anything to do with anyone!

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m222/berecruited/Jessica/bratich/JessicaBratichPicture.jpg

or my nose up this

http://www.aussiestockforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=31501&stc=1&d=1247020581

[FarQue]

If i had my cock in this every day i wouldnt want anything to do with anyone!

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m222/berecruited/Jessica/bratich/JessicaBratichPicture.jpg

or my nose up this

http://www.aussiestockforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=31501&stc=1&d=1247020581

Fair reward for throwing red leather balls at defenceless black people, in 40 degree heat. But I think I'll just stick to darts.

[peternorth]

Fair reward for throwing red leather balls at defenceless black people, in 40 degree heat. But I think I'll just stick to darts.

statement not so accurate these days.

black people had bats and use them
throwing pies rather than balls
resting in the nets rather than playing in 40 degree heat

oh and he's shithouse now.

by the way

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/cricket-star-mitchell-johnsons-secret-wedding/story-e6frfmqi-1226054439612

CRICKET star Mitchell Johnson has married his sweetheart Jessica Bratich in a secret ceremony in front of 50 guests.

reckon she wouldve worn a thong, or nothing at all.