Tiger has gone all OJ Simpson

[Curtis Stone]

OK, so shit has just got real.

Tiger's not only sunk more birdies than we knew about, but now some at present unknown lass has been carted off to hospital from his home.

I can only presume ded.

So WHO WAS GURL?

[CATS]

I want to add my name to the list, but I dont want his wife to find out. I am scared of being cited as the reason for the divorce.

Please dont tell anyone, but he is quite the tiger in bed too! ;)




BTW - apparently it was a woman (Tiger in drag perhaps)
ORANGE Co**** firefighters responded to a 911 call from Tiger Woods' Florida residence Tuesday morning and took an adult woman to hospital, NBC affiliate WESH 2 reports.

The call was received at 2.26 am local time and a radio log showed the adult female was transported to Health Central Hospital.

The log also showed a patient refusal and then an advanced life support patient

[Curtis Stone]

I want to add my name to the list, but I dont want his wife to find out. I am scared of being cited as the reason for the divorce.

Please dont tell anyone, but he is quite the tiger in bed too! ;)

Seems everyone's had his balls in their hole.

Not a bad thing by any stretch*.

*Apt word, yet unintended.

[Power King]

people are kidding themselves if they don't think the majority of men with fame, money and power are doing what tiger woods did (allegedly haha).

even your footy club's most famous goody goody toe shoes would have fucked the baddest hoes and/or cheated on his partner in his hey day.

i have no doubt federer has banged multiple hoes at once... pacquiao would be getting sucked off in his sleep... rossi would be having a massive orgy right now... tendulkar and ponting would be slamming the same indian and aussie hoes at each tour after jizzing on their faces

[Curtis Stone]

people are kidding themselves if they don't think the majority of men with fame, money and power are doing what tiger woods did (allegedly haha).

even your footy club's most famous goody goody toe shoes would have fucked the baddest hoes and/or cheated on his partner in his hey day.

i have no doubt federer has banged multiple hoes at once... pacquiao would be getting sucked off in his sleep... rossi would be having a massive orgy right now... tendulkar and ponting would be slamming the same indian and aussie hoes at each tour after jizzing on their faces

We can be confident Michael Clarke isn't.

Andy Symonds can vouch for that.

:D

[Power King]

We can be confident Michael Clarke isn't.

Andy Symonds can vouch for that.

:D

Yeah but I wouldn't say Clarke has been as big a figure in those sports as the other names I've mentioned.

Still, what you say is sadly right. I mean, if you wanna be monogamous, then fine, be it for a girl that is worthy of it.. but LARA BINGLE :confused:

get fucked

[Hugh Jorgen]

i have no doubt federer has banged multiple hoes at once...

Then cried afterwards.

[peternorth]

Seems everyone's had his balls in their hole.

Not a bad thing by any stretch*.

*Apt word, yet unintended.


reminds me of a clip i saw once where this black bloke had a bird in the piledriver position. cock in her vag, balls in her arse at the same time!!:eek:

[Histrionics]

reminds me of a clip i saw once where this black bloke had a bird in the piledriver position. cock in her vag, balls in her arse at the same time!!:eek:

That's grouse.

[biot_limbo]

Dick Johnson needed to do a few 'warm up laps' before the first race so the story goes....i just dont believe that there would be that many stupid grid bitches that would go for it....then again, they might have been hand picked.

[bigburger]

Tigers like the new Warnie

I for one welcome him to status of legend in my book. :thumbsu:

[Bushpig]

Tigers a douche and his wife should get the fuck away from this root rat while she can

[Whacker]

Bushpig is a douche and krooz should get the fuck away from this stupid fucking slut while he can
efa :thumbsu:

[Power King]

If they get divorced, she will want $500 million.

MINIMUM.

Someone please explain to me why she needs that much money, when Tiger himself can pay for their care plus more with ease?

Oh that's right - to maintain buying those clothes, cafe lattes, makeup and nail packages etc

[Tommy Lasorda]

If they get divorced, she will want $500 million.

MINIMUM.


Think I heard/read somewhere that she signed a pre-nup, "only" entitled to $100 milyon

Stupid woman...

[Syd]

Think I heard/read somewhere that she signed a pre-nup, "only" entitled to $100 milyon

Stupid woman...

So she;

1. Marries Tiger
2. Has him pound her for a kid
3. Stayz at home while he travels, slams other pussy leaving her the fuck alone (I know, it should have read 3. ????????), and
4. PROFIT!


And yet you allege she's the "dumb" one. :cool:

[Tommy Lasorda]

So she;

1. Marries Tiger
2. Has him pound her for a kid
3. Stayz at home while he travels, slams other pussy leaving her the fuck alone (I know, it should have read 3. ????????), and
4. PROFIT!


And yet you allege she's the "dumb" one. :cool:

Well, don't most Yank marriage bust-ups result in the $$$ being split equally????

Conservative estimates put ol' Tiges fortune somewhere between $650 million and $1 billion.

So, by getting rid of her for maybe 10% of his money, isn't that a win for the Pantsman??

Shit, you'd still have 90% of 2 houses Syddles....

Maybe you're the dumb one... :p

[Jack Frost]

I'm waiting for his Mrs to hook up with some toyboy when she is past her used by date after the divorce, Tiger gets enraged and kills them both then we have a court case of B-grade Hollywood celebrities and Tiger showing us that his glove doesn't fit.








*May or may not have been done before

[FarQue]

If they get divorced, she will want $500 million.

MINIMUM.

Someone please explain to me why she needs that much money, when Tiger himself can pay for their care plus more with ease?

Oh that's right - to maintain buying those clothes, cafe lattes, makeup and nail packages etc
What I can't understand is after going through divorce and getting royally fleeced, there are some of us who take the plunge again. As if the laws of human nature will suddenly change and somehow grant us a normal woman who isn't fucked in the head.

Getting married once is a bad idea.

Getting married twice is insane

Getting married 3 or more times means your mates need to come over and repeatedly kick you in the balls with steel capped boots.

[Syd]

Maybe you're the dumb one... :p

Maybe?? :confused:

;)

[Curtis Stone]

If I had've accidentally failed and left the 'O' out of the title it would have been massive win now that he's been linked to Jessica Simpson.

[Jack Frost]

If I had've accidentally failed and left the 'O' out of the title it would have been massive win now that he's been linked to Jessica Simpson.


Tiger would still be doing it



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