I saw Fantastic Mr. Fox on the weekend

[Rest99]

much better then aviator and nearly brought me to tears.

and no parkinsons disease to be seen anywhere

[Swamp]

i saw sherlock holmes

sux penor

[bigbird]

I saw it too.

[crackers57]

I saw it too.

Sherlock Holmes or The Fantastic Mr. Fox?

[bigbird]

The Fantastic Mr. Fox

[Guy Incognito]

or penor being sucked?

[crackers57]

or penor being sucked?

He didn't get a chance......lights were off and the sucker left before the end of the movie.

Apparently it was shit

[CATS]

Apparently Aviator has been leaving people depressed and shit

Thousands of Avatar fans have reported feeling depressed and even suicidal at the prospect of never being able to visit the mystical planet depicted in the movie

LOL - so many fuckwits out there that should be shot on sight.

[Swamp]

LOL - so many fuckwits out there that should be shot on sight.

Bash without second thought?

[CATS]

Bash without second thought?
I'd like to bash them before the first thought.

[Tex21]

If only there were a thread where we could discuss recently seen movies.

[crackers57]

If only there were a thread where we could discuss recently seen movies.


....or one where you got your pen0r sucked in the movies

[Tex21]

....or one where you got your pen0r sucked in the movies
A thread that gets your pen0r sucked? WINRAR!!!!!!

[crackers57]

A thread that gets your pen0r sucked? WINRAR!!!!!!

So when did anyone actually engage in some sexual activity in the movies?

back in my day it was an opportunity for some awkward fumbling but did anyone go the gold at the movies*




* drive in does not count

[Banana Republican]

just sucky sucky

[Mike Oxlong]

Apparently Aviator has been leaving people depressed and shit



LOL - so many fuckwits out there that should be shot on sight.


that's got to be a fucking piss take surely.:eek:

no no, now i've thought about it, it probably is right in this pussy soft fucking emo fucked up world :mad: :mad:

Jesus, when i was 8 i was keen to go to Tatooine but didn't lose any fucking sleep over it.

Fucks sake :mad:

[Mike Oxlong]

writing that post i just had some serious Déjà Vu

this is what happens when you stop drinking and taking drugs





































for a week :(

[FarQue]

I haven't had a drink since new years eve. I feel depressed and suicidal at the thought of never seeing Planet Bender again.

[Syd]

I stopped drinking once.



Worst 3 hours of my life. :thumbsd:

[Histrionics]

I haven't had a drink since new years eve. I feel depressed and suicidal at the thought of never seeing Planet Bender again.

I don't know how you have done it. You obviously don't have a girlfriend that busts your balls all week.

[FarQue]

I don't know how you have done it. You obviously don't have a girlfriend that busts your balls all week.No I have a wife. It was either stop drinking or lose the house. Surprisingly, I found I could be forced to hand over the house, but have to keep making payments on the mortgage.

My accountant advised I stop drinking because it was cheaper to stay miserable. The missus is bluffing of course, but you never know with women these days. A good back hander doesn't work as well as it did in dad's day.

[Syd]

No I have a wife. It was either stop drinking or lose the house. Surprisingly, I found I could be forced to hand over the house, but have to keep making payments on the mortgage....

Oh HAI Syd!



My accountant advised I stop drinking because it was cheaper to stay miserable.

Depends on which you deem a bigger depressant.

Alcohol or marriage.

FWIW, Jack Daniels never says no at 1 o'clock in the morning, never complains when you enjoy a different alcohol and can be locked in a cupboard when you are done with it.




The missus is bluffing of course.....

Keep telling yourself that.

[Jack Frost]

Nothing like the single life :D

[Syd]

I'll get back to you shortly......

[FarQue]

Oh HAI Syd! They can really fuck up your shit can't they Syd. The divorce tax kills you. They don't tell you this in the marriage brochure, not even in the fine print.
FWIW, Jack Daniels never says no at 1 o'clock in the morning, never complains when you enjoy a different alcohol and can be locked in a cupboard when you are done with it. All valid points. I drank Glen Moray. Single malt for under $40. Excellent value. My beer of choice was Baron's black wattle original ale. I'd also grab some Belgian and German brew on a friday afternoon.

Notice everything is in the past tense.
Keep telling yourself that.If she leaves I'm fucked. I'll have to rent and hire a maid, and still keep her in the manner she's accustomed to. Expensive!

Words of wisdom please Obi-Syd

[Syd]

...Notice everything is in the past tense...

Frequently. :(



Words of wisdom please Obi-Syd

Just this, "never ask for words of wisdom from a man thats been married 3-times".

[FarQue]

Just this, "never ask for words of wisdom from a man thats been married 3-times".You poor bastard. You brave soldier.

[Jack Frost]

Nothing like the single life :D



Can someone change the record ? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Histrionics]

Nothing like the single life :D



I envy you.

[crackers57]

Nothing like the single life :D



Can some change the record ? :mad: :mad: :mad:

Shut up dickhead

[Jack Frost]

I envy you.


Most do matey

[Jack Frost]

Shut up dickhead

It got stuck

[crackers57]

It got stuck

Use more lube

[mudkipz (ded)]

High five for singles

[Rest99]

So did anyone go and watch Fantastic Mr. Fox?

[bigbird]

I already said I did.

[Tommy Lasorda]

They can really fuck up your shit can't they Syd. The divorce tax kills you. They don't tell you this in the marriage brochure, not even in the fine print.

Hmm, I may need to think this through some more...

Just this, "never ask for words of wisdom from a man thats been married 3-times".

No, not asking you for help....

[Runk]

Nothing like the single life :D

YEAH! Shut up dickhead!



Wut are we talking about???

[Runk]

Hmm, I may need to think this through some more...



No, not asking you for help....

You hitching up Chinga??:eek:

[Rest99]

I already said I did.

i know bigbird

[Tommy Lasorda]

You hitching up Chinga??:eek:

Not everyone is as stupid as you Runky :D *

Just thinking about giving my house away instead







*already done that, FML :(

[Runk]

Not everyone is as stupid as you Runky :D *

Just thinking about giving my house away instead







*already done that, FML :(

Furry muff.

Get married then.:thumbsu:

[crackers57]

i know bigbird

We all know bigbird

[FarQue]

Hmm, I may need to think this through some more...
Nah were just mucking around. Marriage is a beautiful thing. The best part is when you go to Ikea together, every weekend! Even if you're at deaths door with a hangover, you still get to go to Ikea. And then you get to build all the shit you buy. Of course, you'll only be buying stuff you don't really need and because you assemble it yourself - during the hottest days of summer - you are really saving money for important things like vases and pot plants.

You'll always be motivated and hardly find time for couch sitting or boring stuff like watching the footy, or enjoying a beer and some quiet one-handed time. I found I was heaps more active after I got married. Even when I didn't feel like doing anything. Especially on Sunday mornings.

It's all beer and skittles. Aint it Syd;)

[Tommy Lasorda]

Maybe I shouldn't post so cryptically

I am married, I was referring to the getting divorced bit.

But, then again, the most expevsive things in life are often the most satisfying...

Oh, and fuck Ikea. I don't think I can go there again after my eldest got banned from the kids play area for pelting a ball at one of the minders there who gave him some grief.

He had only been in there for 15 minutes!!!!

[crackers57]

Nah were just mucking around. Marriage is a beautiful thing. The best part is when you go to Ikea together, every weekend! Even if you're at deaths door with a hangover, you still get to go to Ikea. And then you get to build all the shit you buy. Of course, you'll only be buying stuff you don't really need and because you assemble it yourself - during the hottest days of summer - you are really saving money for important things like vases and pot plants.

You'll always be motivated and hardly find time for couch sitting or boring stuff like watching the footy, or enjoying a beer and some quiet one-handed time. I found I was heaps more active after I got married. Even when I didn't feel like doing anything. Especially on Sunday mornings.

It's all beer and skittles. Aint it Syd;)

Then there's the endless trips to nurseries to buy said pot plants

[mudkipz (ded)]

You should get married Chinga

[Tommy Lasorda]

You should get married Chinga

see post 45

[crackers57]

see post 45

see post 48

[mudkipz (ded)]

see post 45

Thinking of tying the knot mate? :cool: :p :thumbsu: :eek:

[Tommy Lasorda]

Guys,

some advice please.

I am thinking of getting married, any thoughts?

Chinga

[Syd]

Guys,

some advice please.

I am thinking of getting married, any thoughts?

Chinga

See post #26.

[mudkipz (ded)]

Guys,

some advice please.

I am thinking of getting married, any thoughts?

Chinga

Should definitely do it

[FarQue]

Then there's the endless trips to nurseries to buy said pot plantsLOL. Then when you're there you get the "oh look at that lovely decking. Reckon it's DIY"

[Tommy Lasorda]

Guys,

some advice please.

I am thinking of getting divorced, any thoughts?

Chinga

EFA.

[mudkipz (ded)]

Get married first

[Histrionics]

Get married first

Don't do it Chinga, You'll lose ya house an shit.

[Tommy Lasorda]

Don't do it Chinga, You'll lose ya house an shit.

Surely it's worth it though*








*Divorce, I mean, there's no way in hell I could be talking about marriage

[crackers57]

LOL. Then when you're there you get the "oh look at that lovely decking. Reckon it's DIY"

....and "Look at that pond. I reckon you could do something like that....you know with some rocks and plants and fish.......oh, and a waterfall.......a waterfall would look lovely"

[FarQue]

Fuck!!! I cop that shit too Crackers. Almost verbatim. It's like we both married the women that Stepford rejected.

[crackers57]

Fuck!!! I cop that shit too Crackers. Almost verbatim. It's like we both married the women that Stepford rejected.

Hmmmmmm My ex is remarried......MWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Runk]

....and "Look at that pond. I reckon you could do something like that....you know with some rocks and plants and fish.......oh, and a waterfall.......a waterfall would look lovely"

My wife says nothing like this?!?!!? It's more like 'Can you do me a favour and put the bins out?' And it is a favour cos I don't do that shit ever, baby!!





I did, on the other hand, accidentally the whole Bunnings! Don't tell her!!!

[Mike Oxlong]

No I have a wife. It was either stop drinking or lose the house. Surprisingly, I found I could be forced to hand over the house, but have to keep making payments on the mortgage.

My accountant advised I stop drinking because it was cheaper to stay miserable. The missus is bluffing of course, but you never know with women these days. A good back hander doesn't work as well as it did in dad's day.


see kiddies, this is why you NEVER GET FUCKING MARRIED!!!!!

Bitches :mad: :mad:

[Mike Oxlong]

So did anyone go and watch Fantastic Mr. Fox?

don't change the subject.

this thread is now about evil sluts and happiness of guys not married to them.

[CATS]

don't change the subject.

this thread is now about evil sluts and happiness of guys not married to them.
LOL

You keep fighting the good fight, Mike! :thumbsu:

[FarQue]

see kiddies, this is why you NEVER GET FUCKING MARRIED!!!!!This^^^^

Don't get married kids. Learn to wash your own clothes if you have to, but don't ever say I Do. And you're not being selfish by refusing to walk down the aisle. You're being true to yourself.

Because learning to love yourself, is the greatest love of all.

[Jack Frost]

don't change the subject.

this thread is now about evil sluts and happiness of guys not married to them.


Ain't that the truth :D :thumbsu:

[Jack Frost]

Because learning to love yourself, is the greatest love of all.


Removing the tickets is a bitch though :D

[peternorth]

i agree with not being married. cause when shit hits the fan and you want out the only words ringing in ur ears are "its cheaper to keep her"

[Guy Incognito]

The married guys remind me of Billy Madison

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc126/zryan79/BILLY_MADISON-1.jpg

[Tex21]

Yada yada boring shit.....Glen Moray. Single malt for under $40. ...yada yada more boring shit
Fuck yeah. Glen Moray is the cheap Scotch drinkers shit. Love it.

[Cletus Van Damme]

Saw it today. Would recommend.

[Rest99]

as would i and bigbird, we saw it together again today

[Rondo]

The married guys remind me of Billy Madison

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc126/zryan79/BILLY_MADISON-1.jpg
The fuck is charish?

[Hugh Jorgen]

as would i and bigbird, we saw it together again today

Sounds like you two are quite the item. I hope bigbird is putting out.

[Rest99]

Sounds like you two are quite the item. I hope bigbird is putting out.

its more then that, its a relationship based on trust, emotional support and understanding.

[bigbird]

its more then that, its a relationship based on trust, emotional support and understanding.
Make me a sandwich, bitch.

[bigbird]

Also, SPOILER:[highlight to reveal] why didn't they just dig so far that they got out of the town?

[bigbird]

And is Dick Johansonson Spanners?

[Rest99]

And is Dick Johansonson Spanners?

its wrenchers

[Turtles]

its more then that, its a relationship based on trust, emotional support and understanding.

...you guys are gonna get married aren't you? Didn't you listen to the last 8 goddamn pages?

[Rest99]

change your display setting to 40 posts per page

[Turtles]

No..no I'm good.

[wallace]

how about 30

[Turtles]

Tempting.

[Rest99]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6180/doitus4.jpg