Favorite pick-up line?

[AK-47]

Read the thread title and reply, uh.

[Ninty]

Let's do it.

[Gunk Between ODN's Toes]

Umm ... hi ... do you ... ummm ... err ... you thirst .... ah ... never mind (walks away).

I'm pretty smooth.

[AK-47]

Hi, lets not turn rape into murder.

[Ninty]

It's not going to suck itself.

[choo-choo]

Hi, Ur Heathers daughter right? Tell her she left her panties at my place. Wanna cum around and get them? :P

Nuh i dont use pickup lines, i just get drunk and start talking then grope. If they dont back away i ask if they wanna have a sleepover.

[nicho_magic]

is that a mirror in your pocket?
no why?
dam you fucked it up

[AK-47]

Now, I'm generally a nice guy, but if you do not come home with me, I will stab you in the face multiple times.

[Piston Broke]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

or

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

[nicho_magic]

Now, I'm generally a nice guy, but if you do not come home with me, I will stab you in the face multiple times.
thats just shit.
did it hurt?
when you fell from heaven

[AK-47]

thats just shit.
did it hurt?
when you fell from heaven
Is that a mirror in your pocket?

[nicho_magic]

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
yes...

[Mike Oxlong]

Can i have a McFuck always goes down like a lead balloon at the Macca's drive through :thumbsu:

[AK-47]

yes...
Damn, you fucked it up!

[Ljp86]

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

:thumbsu: :D

[Jazzy O]

"Hey baby, suck my cock."

[Bullet Proof]

Feel this thing

[Jazzy O]

Grease me up I'm going in.

[Bullet Proof]

I know your sister

[Jazzy O]

I know her better.

[AK-47]

I LOL'd at the last two exchanges of posting on this message forum.

[BrunoMuscatelli]

Wanna fuck lady?

Bruno he never has luck eh!

[Ninty]

Do you like trouser snakes?

[Jay1972]

Would you suck my cock for a million dollars..they allways reply yes
Then i say good so we have discovered you are slut now we just need to bargain the price..
Either that or
Hey baby can i get into your pants because i've just shat mine

[financialpanther]

Maybe not a good pickup line - but a good defensive one

Go to the girl and ask if she wants to dance
She says no;
You say - i think you misheard me, i said you look fat in those pants.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

LOL! Then you slap her! LOL!

[Kenny 2003]

LOL! Then you slap her! LOL!
Damn right

[Bombers 2003]

LOL! Then you slap her! LOL!
Nothing wrong with turkey slappin

[Jizz Slinger]

Nothing wrong with turkey slappin

You sound like the type of guy that would love a good turkey slap.

[fugsy]

"I love every bone in your body...especially mine"

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

You sound like the type of guy that would love a good turkey slap.Are you trying to pick up B2003? Or insult him?

[jimmy35]

I'm that old I can't even remember using any .

[AngelEyes]

now c'mon guys and tell us all how many times these lines have actually worked for you? Honestly.

[fugsy]

now c'mon guys and tell us all how many times these lines have actually worked for you? Honestly.

Once...but she was hammered. Repeatedly.

[jimmy35]

now c'mon guys and tell us all how many times these lines have actually worked for you? Honestly.

It's like footy Angel , every year your team runs out and you hope to make the finals , then you hope for a premiership .
It doesn't happen very often but that doesn't mean you should stop trying.

We all strive to lift that cup.

[mr smooth]

hi my name is mr smooth and i have a large cock, wanna see??

[Sunburnt Penguin]

Go to the girl and ask if she wants to dance
She says no;
You say - i think you misheard me, i said you look fat in those pants.
"Hey baby, suck my cock."
All class.
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"I love every bone in your body...especially mine"
This is related to fugsy's, I read it on BF a while ago:
"You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?"

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

A whole lotta virgins on this thread, I suspect.

[peternorth]

i would like to coat you in my white and sometimes off white creamy goodness.

[fugsy]

A whole lotta virgins on this thread, I suspect.

I haven't seen Drummond on here.

[mocaholic]

A bloke I know would get reasonably oiled and would basically case women for a root...via the "wanna fuck?" method.

He'd get 20 knockbacks a night and also get a fuck. He reckoned he got to the stage where he could pick his targets and reduce his odds to one in five. Never let on, though.

[financialpanther]

A bloke I know would get reasonably oiled and would basically case women for a root...via the "wanna fuck?" method.

He'd get 20 knockbacks a night and also get a fuck. He reckoned he got to the stage where he could pick his targets and reduce his odds to one in five. Never let on, though.
Haha - i knew this bloke that said that rejections were just a step closer in obtaining his goal.

That said - i am pretty sure that guy will turn out to be the 40 year old virgin.

[peternorth]

hi my name is mr smooth and i have a large cock, wanna see??

I haven't seen Drummond on here.

took the words out of my mouth.

[mr smooth]

took the words out of my mouth.
i would hope that drummond wouldn't want to see my large cock!! :eek:

[peternorth]

i would hope that drummond wouldn't want to see my large cock!! :eek:


beggers cant be chosers smoothy ;)

[WA ROO]

Never really had to use pick up lines
I would stand at the bar and lick my eyebrows,women I did not know would buy me drinks and take me home:confused:

[mr smooth]

beggers cant be chosers smoothy ;)
any holes the goal... :D

[fugsy]

Never really had to use pick up lines
I would stand at the bar and lick my eyebrows,women I did not know would buy me drinks and take me home:confused:

HAHAHAHAHAHAH :D

[Lance Uppercut]

Haha - i knew this bloke that said that rejections were just a step closer in obtaining his goal.


lol I'm betting he's in Sales

[Jizz Slinger]

Are you trying to pick up B2003? Or insult him?

Both. I'm hoping my insults and threats will turn him on.

[AK-47]

Make me mod, Chief. I created a popular topic.

[BrunoMuscatelli]

You smell like pussy..meow.

[HUNDREDS OF REP]

Let's play carnival, you sit on my face and i'll guess how much you weigh

[CATS]

You smell like pussy..meow.
LOL

I havent had that one yet...

[HUNDREDS OF REP]

LOL

I havent had that one yet...


You smell like pussy.... meow


Now you have :D

[CATS]

You smell like pussy.... meow


Now you have :D
Excellent.

That is probably close to one of the worst ones I have heard in ages. Thanks for the love tho! :thumbsu:

[MC_Bomba]

shit bump

[HUNDREDS OF REP]

shut up cuntload or u'll be the next person on the dead list thread

[danny09]

"You'll do"

[The Muddy Number Three]

"now"

[Hooley McBoob]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[MrStormfront]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"



sure..i give out free syphlus for every bang.

[Ninty]

Do you work at Subway?

Because you made me a footlong.

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I have a small penis but I know how to use it.

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I have a huge penis.

[Syd]

"Hi, I'm F1 driver Jenson Button".

[tribey]

"your duds smell just like mum's"

[Blitzer]

Do you like chocolate, cause i've got half a bar??? :D

[kochie]

Did you grow up on an animal farm?

Cause you sure know how to raise cocks.

[peternorth]

id look good hanging on the end of you.

i may have a small penis but it would fit nicely in your bum.

i've suck penis before *


* no homo

[Cletus Van Damme]

"Hey do you girls like Cobra Starship?"

[Shiny McShine]

"Here, tell me if you can taste the Rohypnol in this champagne"

[Banana Republican]

Pretend I am Bart Cummings and suck my dick bitch

[Ninty]

"Hey do you girls like Cobra Starship?"

Then you stab them if they say yes? Fucking hate that song.

[PowerFat]

Come with me...

Grab their hand and walk them to the nearest room.

[Curtis Stone]

How is babby formed?

[Curtis Stone]

Come with me...

Grab their hand and walk them to the nearest room.

I fucking met your twin tonight, I kid you not. I nearly asked if he was a Hawks man. Ended up in a random Beamer with some bloke in a $400 shirt chasing gear. He had 4 kebabs for us. It had to be your clone.

[Cletus Van Damme]

"I want you to suck my dick like Tim Robbins in The Shawshank Redemption"

[Admiral Afterworld]

"Hi, I play for the Demons."

[Banana Republican]

That would be a hit in Gay Bars

[Mancey]

Hey baybee....i gotta dick with a curve and that's all that you deserve

[mudkipz (ded)]

Do you want to go and munt you grandmother because your breath smells like utter shit ATM

[PowerFat]

I fucking met your twin tonight, I kid you not. I nearly asked if he was a Hawks man. Ended up in a random Beamer with some bloke in a $400 shirt chasing gear. He had 4 kebabs for us. It had to be your clone.

hahahaha :thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu:

[FarQue]

Ever tripped over a branch?

No

Ok how about a root?

[crackers57]

Do you want to go and munt you grandmother because your breath smells like utter shit ATM

You go round smelling Automatic Teller Machines?

[CatCake]

Ever tripped over a branch?

No

Ok how about a root?

haha if i remember will be saying this next time im drunk

[Ninty]

Lolllll. Likewise.

[mudkipz (ded)]

You go round smelling Automatic Teller Machines?

And other things

[Cletus Van Damme]

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[bigbird]

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I find that horribly offensive to women.*






































*Laughed my ass off

[Cletus Van Damme]

I find that horribly offensive to women.*






































*Laughed my ass off

Saturday night I'm gonna use the blow job line and the one about looking like she needs someone to come over and start pushing her around.*



*Quoted your whole post just to be a cunt

[Cletus Van Damme]

Tell her this:

"90% of girls masturbate in the shower. The other 10% sing. What song do you sing?"

Wait a second while she sits there shocked and then say:

"I guess you're in the 90%."

[Ninty]

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[T-Bone]

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

[bigbird]

I'm an astronaut, my next mission is to Uranus.

[peternorth]

my penis
your bum
you do the math(s)