Prostitutes retrain as geriatric nurses

[Ghost Who Walks]

Prostitutes in Germany are being given the chance to retrain as geriatric nurses.

About 30 prostitutes, aged 20 to 40, are to take up a two-year training course for auxiliary nurses in North Rhine Westphalia, reports the Telegraph.

The scheme, funded by the church and the EU, is aimed at easing a chronic shortfall in nurses as well as offering an alternative to prostitutes.

One trainee, Angelika, who is in her late 30s and worked in Bochum as a prostitute for six years said she had found the transition very smooth: "I'm feeling good," she said.

Rita Kühn, of the protestant church's welfare programme, said: "They are in general very good at dealing with people, in addition to which they don't get squeamish and have absolutely no fear about touching or being touched."

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"When I asked for hand-relief, I meant I needed her to apply the arthritis cream to my knuckles. Not that I'm complaining!"

[mocaholic]

Prostitutes in Germany are being given the chance to retrain as geriatric nurses.

About 30 prostitutes, aged 20 to 40, are to take up a two-year training course for auxiliary nurses in North Rhine Westphalia, reports the Telegraph.

The scheme, funded by the church and the EU, is aimed at easing a chronic shortfall in nurses as well as offering an alternative to prostitutes.

One trainee, Angelika, who is in her late 30s and worked in Bochum as a prostitute for six years said she had found the transition very smooth: "I'm feeling good," she said.

Rita Kühn, of the protestant church's welfare programme, said: "They are in general very good at dealing with people, in addition to which they don't get squeamish and have absolutely no fear about touching or being touched."

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"When I asked for hand-relief, I meant I needed her to apply the arthritis cream to my knuckles. Not that I'm complaining!"
There's just too much.

Hey ghost, what are your questions for your quiz tonight?

[Syd]

About 30 prostitutes, aged 20 to 40, are to take up a two-year training course for auxiliary nurses in North Rhine Westphalia, reports the Telegraph.

The scheme, funded by the church and the EU, is aimed at easing a chronic shortfall in nurses as well as offering an alternative to prostitutes.

One trainee, Angelika, who is in her late 30s and worked in Bochum as a prostitute for six years said she had found the transition very smooth: "I'm feeling good," she said.

This is the exact region I was stationed in for 2 1/2 years!

Things have slowed so much since I left that the poor slappers have to find real jobs. :o

Never realised I was powering the local economy :cool:

[Ghost Who Walks]

There's a quiz?

[Bombers 2003]

This is the exact region I was stationed in for 2 1/2 years!

Things have slowed so much since I left that the poor slappers have to find real jobs. :o

I thought all the women,whether they are hookers or not, in Bochum were slappers.And it's something in the water.

[Syd]

I thought all the women,whether they are hookers or not, in Bochum were slappers.And it's something in the water.

Not just Bochum dude.
Almost the entire female population of Nord-Rhiene Westfalia :thumbsu:

Ahhhh Deutschland..... :o

And Amsterdam :D

[emanuel]

I thought all the women,whether they are hookers or not, in Bochum were slappers.And it's something in the water.
u would know a fair bit bout hookers hey?

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1446/bummers2003bz9.jpg

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Where do you get this stuff? Gold.

[nicky]

Prostitutes in Germany are being given the chance to retrain as geriatric nurses.

About 30 prostitutes, aged 20 to 40, are to take up a two-year training course for auxiliary nurses in North Rhine Westphalia, reports the Telegraph.

The scheme, funded by the church and the EU, is aimed at easing a chronic shortfall in nurses as well as offering an alternative to prostitutes.

One trainee, Angelika, who is in her late 30s and worked in Bochum as a prostitute for six years said she had found the transition very smooth: "I'm feeling good," she said.

Rita Kühn, of the protestant church's welfare programme, said: "They are in general very good at dealing with people, in addition to which they don't get squeamish and have absolutely no fear about touching or being touched."

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"When I asked for hand-relief, I meant I needed her to apply the arthritis cream to my knuckles. Not that I'm complaining!"


gotta love the germans. They're such lovely and caring people. :thumbsu:

[Dry Rot]

I'd much rather see geriatric nurses retrain as prostitutes.

[Bombers 2003]

u would know a fair bit bout hookers hey?

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1446/bummers2003bz9.jpg
Yeah,i know lots about hookers.:p

[Captain Sensible]

I wonder if I could get a grant to retrain geriatric nurses as prostitutes?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Or geriatrics as prostitute nurses?

[bigburger]

As of 10.13pm (WST) on the 10th of June 2009 this thread was the last thread to be commented on in the new TLC.

Quite a star studded line up. Would fap/read again.

[Maverick]

This Roger guy seems like a fuckhole.

Syd, can you ban him please?

[Ron]

So who won the quiz?