Naomi Robson: Is she a robot?

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

Seriously. This woman seems pre-programmed with just the right amount of the right emotion to fit any story she does the lead-in for. From caring, motherly type to disgusted champion of the community.

And now this:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,20368248-10229,00.html

WHAT were Today Tonight producers thinking? Host Naomi Robson has yet again become the centre of controversy after appearing just 24 hours after Steve Irwin's death outside Australia Zoo wearing an Irwin-style khaki outfit - complete with a lizard on her shoulder.
That thing on her shoulder - is that her new boyfriend or what?

[mocaholic]

I wouldn't mind rowing her bot! Anchors a-weigh!

Naomi, splice your mains'l and shiver my timber!

[crackers57]

I wouldn't mind rowing her bot! Anchors a-weigh!

Naomi, splice your mains'l and shiver my timber!

She can walk my plank while I take her up the poop deck.

[Roger the Cabin Boy]

I dunno she is looking a bit 'stretched' these days. The hours in the tanning salon are telling I think.

I loved this bit:

Channel 7 blamed the comical safari look on the wardrobe assistant who packed Robson's bags, saying the host was apparently "unaware" what her on-air outfit would be until just before the cameras rolled.
How about one of the Versace numbers she gets around in? Did she fly up here NUDE?

And the lizard was from some poor dying child or something who wanted his animal on air and she "didn't have time to remove it before the next live cross".

I know the average early-evening infotainment viewer is basically dumb as a box of pith helmets but COME ON Robsie who is gonna swallow this steaming turd?

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5237725,00.jpg

[jimmy35]

She has a Fembot look about her. As a rule.

[hawkeye23]

Dirty, dirty slapper.

Dumb as dogshit too. Just read the fucking autocue you dumb slapper. I can form my own opinions.

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[jimmy35]

Dirty, dirty slapper.

Dumb as dogshit too. Just read the fucking autocue you dumb slapper. I can form my own opinions.

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You seem to be taking Steves death hard hawk . Talk to Uncle jimmy.

[crackers57]

Dirty, dirty slapper.

Dumb as dogshit too. Just read the fucking autocue you dumb slapper. I can form my own opinions.

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You, of course, mean that Larry will form them for you and then you may present them as your own...........:cool:


* ducks for cover *

[Magnum27]

I love watching TT it's an educational show.

[hawkeye23]

You seem to be taking Steves death hard hawk . Talk to Uncle jimmy.

Got any lollies? :p

[hawkeye23]

I love watching TT it's an educational show.

The only education you're getting from it is seeing my violent reaction to it.

[crackers57]

Got any lollies? :p

Only if you su...............oops! sorry :o

[Magnum27]

You seem to be taking Steves death hard hawk . Talk to Uncle jimmy.


don't start her jimmy please ;)

[jimmy35]

Got any lollies? :p

Boiled lollies in fact.

[jimmy35]

Only if you su...............oops! sorry :o

Depends on what lollies you have.

[mr smooth]

You seem to be taking Steves death hard hawk . Talk to Uncle jimmy.
uncle jimmy, whats that hard thing poking my bot bot??

[jimmy35]

Have another sweet .

[SonOfReep]

She gives Little Brian trouser trouble.

Very, very hot.

[crackers57]

She gives Little Brian trouser trouble.

Very, very hot.

I don't think there are very many that don't give Little Brian trouser trouble

[SonOfReep]

I don't think there are very many that don't give Little Brian trouser trouble

She is especially pleasing to Little Brian because she looks remarkably like a shemale.

[Captain Sensible]

uncle jimmy, whats that hard thing poking my bot bot??


If you touch it brasso comes out of the end.