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View Poll Results: Which on of Abbott's daughters would you deflower first?
Louise 4 10.26%
Francis 8 20.51%
Bridget 2 5.13%
A 4 way with all 3 of them 25 64.10%
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Old 26th January 2010, 09:27   #1
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Which one of Abbott's daughters would you deflower first?

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/wom...-1225823430036

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Women's virginity 'a precious gift', says Opposition Leader Tony Abbott


Tony Abbott pictured with daughters Louise, Frances and Bridget.


TONY Abbott believes women should regard their virginity as "a gift" that should not be given away lightly.

The Opposition Leader says men and women tempted by sex before marriage should try to abide by "the rules" but at least use contraception if they can't wait.

Since winning the Liberal leadership in December, Mr Abbott has faced claims that women voters do not like him. But there is no polling to prove this is the case.

In an interview in this month's Australian Women's Weekly, Mr Abbott is quizzed about a range of women's issues.

Asked whether he expects his own daughters to remain virgins until they are married, Mr Abbott says all women should regard their virginity as a gift that should not be given lightly.

Mr Abbott is the father of three daughters - Louise, 21, Frances, 18, and Bridget, 16.
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Old 26th January 2010, 09:58   #2
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Re: Which one of Abbott's daughters would you deflower first?

wheres the all 4 option?
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Old 26th January 2010, 10:07   #3
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wheres the all 4 option?

You have an ear fetish, Porky?

Bugger, I can't add it to the poll.



PS Abbott looks like he's already tapping Louise himself.
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Old 26th January 2010, 10:28   #4
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You have an ear fetish, Porky?

He just makes me want to seriously fuck up his shit
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Old 26th January 2010, 10:34   #5
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Re: Which one of Abbott's daughters would you deflower first?

too old
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Re: Which one of Abbott's daughters would you deflower first?

Sadly the oldest one is the most attractive. I would definitely spear all of them though.
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Old 26th January 2010, 10:43   #7
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Sadly the oldest one is the most attractive. I would definitely spear all of them though.

Middle one is pretty hot as well...although judging where her hand is placed, I think dad is getting first bite of the cherry.
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Old 26th January 2010, 11:07   #8
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[Ben] I don't see anyone holding flowers and even if there was, it would be unprofessional to take the flowers from them [/Ben]
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Re: Which one of Abbott's daughters would you deflower first?

I'd knock the one up on the left, then drag her down to the clinic for an abortion.
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Going by the Fritzlish look on Abbot's face - he's fucked them all anyway, multiple times.
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