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Old 28th February 2010, 19:32   #1
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Clarke

Useless fuck.

Should have taken the second run on the second last ball, didn't.

Should have sprinted on the last ball instead of jogging, may have got there.

Chose to bowl Tait.

Missed all 3 stumps twice when he 'rarely misses' (this is a fucking myth by the way).

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Old 28th February 2010, 19:48   #2
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Re: Clarke

he's only in the team cause hes the captain. should be sacked but wont cause fuckwit selectors suck his cock.

and tait is a soft cock.
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Old 28th February 2010, 22:20   #3
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he's only in the team cause hes the captain. should be sacked but wont cause he sucks the fuckwit selectors cocks .

and tait is a soft cock.

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Old 28th February 2010, 22:37   #4
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Should have taken the second run on the second last ball, didn't.

Should have sprinted on the last ball instead of jogging, may have got there.

Yep, what the fuck was with that?! The last ball especially, he fucking jogged the first!

Aside from that, why did he send Warner in when himself and White had their eye in, and had been facing that kid for a few overs?
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Old 28th February 2010, 22:43   #5
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Re: Clarke

I just don't think he's very good at the T20 game and they might rue and lament making him captain
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Old 28th February 2010, 22:50   #6
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As long as they don't regret it.
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Old 1st March 2010, 08:26   #7
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I just don't think he's very good at the T20 game and they might rue and lament making him captain

He's fucking woeful. It's telling about what type of cunt he really is and what type of cunts run CA. Wouldn't go in the IPL cause of CA's early misgivings, has fuck all experience or form in the game, but now both think it's acceptable he captain the national team.
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Old 1st March 2010, 10:41   #8
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He's fucking woeful. It's telling about what type of cunt he really is and what type of cunts run CA. Wouldn't go in the IPL cause of CA's early misgivings, has fuck all experience or form in the game, but now both think it's acceptable he captain the national team.

What really fucking tweaked me last night was him sending Warner/White in to bat.

He had his fucking eye in, had faced Southee, and was warmed up.

Ponting wouldn't shirk it like that.
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What really fucking tweaked me last night was him sending Warner/White in to bat.

He had his fucking eye in, had faced Southee, and was warmed up.

Ponting wouldn't shirk it like that.

um there's a difference. clarke likes hitting the ball on the ground for 1s and 2s. warner COULD go out cheaply (and did) or is just as likely to pummel the bowler into submission a la blacks on blondes. clarke with his eye in <<<<<<<<<<<< anyone else including the aussie deaf cricket team.


clarke admits he's not a 2020 player but he says he's learning and wants to get better. if thats the case fuckin drop urself to the 2s and play there u fuckin poofta!!! rotate urself out of the team u fuckin cocksucka!!!
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Old 1st March 2010, 11:35   #10
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Nah, Warner is good early on, fo'sure, but the way that guy was bowling anybody would struggle to hit boundaries off of him.
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