AFL Jokes

[clarkson2scott]

Let's see what you lot can come up with.

I found this one on bigfooty.

Here are some ways that AFL can make/save some money:
- Set Prisoners free on Collingwood game day in order to
increase ticket sales
- Have Matthew Pavlich sell part of his nose to Michael
Jackson
- Launch the long awaited modelling career of David Hale
- Have Trent Croad, Ben Dixon, Shane Crawford and Jonathon
Hay become the new Aussie Queer Eye Fab Four
- Replace the Essendon footy team with a World Vision
Ethiopian Tribe
- Employ Judge Judy as the head of the tribunal
- Replace Dean Laidleys phone with a cup and string
- Have Eddie McGuire go on Footy Show and declare that the
NRL are harboring terrorists
- Have Caroline Wilson appear nude in Playboy
- Have Daniel Kerr become the new spokesperson for Vallium
- Sell the rights to the Freo theme song to Britney Spears
for her new single
- Get the retirement home bus to drive past Aami Stadium to pick
up the Adelaide players each day
- Sell a weekly magazine entitled "Chris Judd is coming to
Victoria" with all the Judd trade rumours
- Get the AFL to open up a hairdresser next to the Hawthorn
training ground
- Replace the Subi Lights with Aaron Sandilands and a couple
of torches

[SwampCreature]

The tasmanian hawks are the biggest joke in the afl.

[pickman]

[_JC_]

Originally Posted by pickman

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[mudkipz]

me and chris scott spit roasted brad

[Syd]

And last, but certainly not least...

[Pork Stork]

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[Rainier McBain]

Why did the Fremantle Docker cross the road?

To fart to the other side.


Why do players retire?

Because they become old farts.


Why did Hawthorn slide down the ladder last year?

Because they farted from the bad hangover.


What was Fevola really sending on his phone instead of Bingle n00dz?

The latest Fart Machine 3000 prank.


Why do players get injured?

Because they don't do their farting warm ups.

[Hugh Jorgen]

Why did Brad Scott cross the road?

He saw Sooz coming towards him.

[Tristagi]

Hawthorn