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Dear Brett Kirk...

Discussion in 'The Main Board but with less BAWW about Essendrug' started by Fapio, Apr 14, 2012.

  1. Keith Myath

    Keith Myath Honor thy s00z Umpire

    Oh you mean that time she sat there in a room with bars over the windows and giggled like a little school and pretended to fart every 5 seconds like it was funny?

    Quality camera work was quality.
  2. SweetLeftFoot

    SweetLeftFoot Bawbags. Keepin Em Tidy

    They are carbon neutral in manufacture. But Brett has them flown in Helsinki where they are made.
  3. Admiral Afterworld

    Admiral Afterworld Administrator

    What a scoop.
  4. Hugh Differential

    Hugh Differential AFL Umpiring Afficianado

    Yeah that's it, impressive performance wasn't it?

    Just a pity we didn't get to see Brad who was hiding in the toilet because he was too shy to appear on camera.
  5. Swamp

    Swamp FUCKING LET ME IIIIIINNNNNNNNN

    No one had even fucking suggested syd was you sooz. Fuck, you are as bad as ben. Go kill yourself.
  6. Keith Myath

    Keith Myath Honor thy s00z Umpire

    Whilst I agree with the last 2 sentences, go read post 36.
  7. SonOfReep

    SonOfReep Administrator Stiff Member

    IP addresses match?
  8. Admiral Afterworld

    Admiral Afterworld Administrator

  9. Jack Frost

    Jack Frost Do you like eating out ?

    The only spiritual thing about the cunt is anal sex from Kieran Jack.
  10. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    LOL Nicky, Muarry, resting.........mind is so full of fuck right now
  11. Jack Frost

    Jack Frost Do you like eating out ?


    Well you haven't been stuck in Caths thighs for 2 years.FML.
  12. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    LOL, strong return.

    Rules out a Syd hack this time. No way he could bad mouth Kirk.
  13. Lach72

    Lach72 TLC Original Umpire

    Hai Pat
  14. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire

    I'm expecting mocca, CFJ and hawk any moment now.
  15. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    You never know who will creep out of the woodwork eh? ;)

    I'll glass every one of you cunts that have bad mouthed Captain Kirk!! :mad: :mad:
  16. Mofra

    Mofra Hello Umpire

    The Dalai Lama forbids anal sex

    :bert:
  17. Tex21

    Tex21 Change this bitch Umpire

    Is it spiritual if you shove a bottle of scotch up your arse?
  18. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire



    Kirk and Roos are cunts of the highest order. They had a premiership handed to them on a plate.



    Come at me.
  19. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire


    What would you know of this thing called a 'Premiership' ?

    And hardly, Dimwitriou was bent out of shape beyond his usual anti-Sydney bit and the AFL heavily favoured WC both in terms of umpires and tribunal hearings* trying in vain to get the dirty birds from the west over the line that day.

    Clearly that fired burned deeper and resulted in the West Filth being gifted the 2006 flag and then only just.
  20. Two Dogs Fucking

    Two Dogs Fucking TLC Original Umpire

    I see a side win one every year. Never mine sadly.

    Yes. Of course the ball was 'in play' despite the fact it was 50 metres away.

    Matt Maguire incident

    After an incident involving a punch to the stomach of St Kilda's Matt Maguire in a 2005 preliminary final match, Hall was reported for a level two striking and offered a one week suspension for a guilty plea. This suspension would have meant missing the next week's grand final. Hall's representation successfully argued that the incident was 'in play' despite the ball being 50 metres away. As a result the charge was reduced to a level one offence which reduced the penalty to a reprimand and he went on to captain the Swans to their first premiership in 72 years, defeating the West Coast Eagles in the grand final by four points.


    Kirk, Roos = cunts.
  21. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    You believe tyhe AFL spin doctors all you want sunshine.
    It may keep you warm on those long, cold Premiership-less nights. ;)

    I fail to see any mention of the raeping at Subiaco at the hands of Gieshen's doyens of rule keeping. The shitful free that gifted the dirty birds the lead late in the 4th qtr nor of the blatant trip\no free shortly afterwards that would have seen us earn the week off.

    Demtriou = Cunt
    Gieshen = Cunt
    Roos + Kirk = LEGENDS :thumbsu:
  22. frank grimes

    frank grimes Umpire

    Defend that video Syd
  23. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    Can't view video's at work, but no I'll end up saying "haters gonna hate" when I do see it.
  24. pepe

    pepe Born to Swallow Administrator Umpire


    No syd, it will go like this

    " Oh kirky FFS, what in fucks name were you thinking, put the crack pipe down soniamdisappoint "

    or words to that effect, you can thank me later :thumbsu:
  25. Jack Frost

    Jack Frost Do you like eating out ?

    Hi Lachy.Hows Nat Fyfe?


    Well he can fuck me up the arse
  26. Lach72

    Lach72 TLC Original Umpire

    Bit sore, but not as sore as you;re going to be, by the looks... :bert:
  27. Swamp

    Swamp FUCKING LET ME IIIIIINNNNNNNNN

    Dear Brett,

    Have you ever seen soozi fist her own arse? It's a beautiful thing. She get her whole arm in.

    Cheers,

    Swamp
  28. Jack Frost

    Jack Frost Do you like eating out ?

    Are you writing cheques that your body can't cash?;)
  29. PowerKat

    PowerKat TLC Original

    Hi Fap's - 5 star thread - worth coming back for :) :thumbsu:

    mind = blown
  30. Fapio

    Fapio fed up with this world!

    Thanks for the support PK, it means alot to me
  31. Charles Darwin

    Charles Darwin drugs are fun! Umpire

    You're an awful awful man.
  32. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

  33. Fapio

    Fapio fed up with this world!

    Did you guys see this cunt wearing a suit and tie today? Motherfucker must've read this thread. You're still a cunt, you fucking cunt. But stay classy, and drop the fucking laidback casual faggotry forever. I know you lurk
  34. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire

    Was he spiritually inspiring again today?
  35. Kingy

    Kingy Growing up in maturity Umpire

    Strong milf.
  36. SonOfReep

    SonOfReep Administrator Stiff Member

    Kirk being interviewed on footy flashbacks

    FOAD kirk
  37. Nathan Horsecock

    Nathan Horsecock I am a famous racehorse! Umpire

    He introduced Gavin Wanganeen as Worgstein when interviewing him today.
    Cunts had way too much acid no idea how he got a media gig!
  38. Kent Muscle

    Kent Muscle U mad Hilter?

    Well it is Jew Round this week.
  39. kochie

    kochie Diminutive Genitalia

    Dat blazer. Flashes of Richie Benaud to it.
  40. Gus

    Gus Umpire

    He is a white Harry O.
  41. Keith Myath

    Keith Myath Honor thy s00z Umpire

    Harry O is a white Harry O
  42. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    He's not that bad is he? He does give me the shits though, not as much as the Brazilian fuckwit.
  43. Kipz

    Kipz i make it rain Umpire

    what makes me hate brett kirk even more is that a certain sydney poster (bf) would constantly talk about him non stop via web cam even with her hairspray bottle halfway up her cunt.


    sunny knows
  44. Hugh Differential

    Hugh Differential AFL Umpiring Afficianado

  45. Kipz

    Kipz i make it rain Umpire

    ircupinthisshit
  46. Not Roddy

    Not Roddy Dirty Newbie

    Syd?
  47. Kingy

    Kingy Growing up in maturity Umpire

    Believe you're embellishing, but aware.

    Where is sunnyTEE these days anyway?
  48. resting

    resting Enjoy your ban.

  49. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    :bert:
  50. Kingy

    Kingy Growing up in maturity Umpire

    Was thinking of someone else.

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