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Meeting God

Discussion in 'The Main Board but with less BAWW about Essendrug' started by Fapio, May 6, 2012.

  1. Fapio

    Fapio fed up with this world!

    Well, in my first week in Melbourne I was lucky enough to have met Ben Carbs and gotten very drunk with him. He is a delightful person. Share your stories ITT
  2. Majak2Barwon

    Majak2Barwon 21st Century Pinder Surprise Stiff Member

    He put a roey in my drink and arseraped me behind the bins at Young & Jacksons
  3. Fapio

    Fapio fed up with this world!

    yeah, that sounds like him <3
  4. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    Closest I have ever come to meeting him was being woken in the early hours of the morning by his angleic voice pumping out the Vixen's theme song while the guys from SEN used the theme music from the Flintstones as the background......it was to say the least, disturbing :(

    EDIT: This a true story by the way
  5. Majak2Barwon

    Majak2Barwon 21st Century Pinder Surprise Stiff Member

    I found him collecting butterflies outside the RMIT library. Then pulling their wings off while singing the Hörst Wessel-Lied in some sort of Nazi purification ritual
  6. Jather Fack

    Jather Fack gets! frocked! Umpire

    why'd he waste a roey when the drink would have been sufficient on its own?
  7. Charles Darwin

    Charles Darwin drugs are fun! Umpire

    It was a placebo.
  8. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    Sounds epic, we really need to get him back on here and get him to comment on this thread!
  9. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    I wouldn't say it was disturbing, I had a good laugh at it and actually had a copy of it sent to me.

    Those guys try to bring some fun to sports radio, it's all good and I haven't been upset by it at all. :thumbsu:
  10. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    Was great to meet you too Faps and definitely need to sit down for a drink/chat again soon.

    Being able to talk about the SANFL with someone who knows all about it was great too, was impressed that you know most of the players I mentioned at different stages.

    Was happy to welcome you to Melbourne after originally being out for a 30th birthday and look forward to doing it again soon mate. :thumbsu:
  11. resting

    resting Enjoy your ban.

    i want to meet ben, but he has a restraining order against me.
  12. Fapio

    Fapio fed up with this world!

    Ben, it was truly an honour. Brb, nursing a hangover
  13. Majak2Barwon

    Majak2Barwon 21st Century Pinder Surprise Stiff Member

    Ben is it true you kidnapped Maddie McCann and sold her to Simplot Australia to be made into Chiko Rolls and sold at VFA matches?
  14. Fapio

    Fapio fed up with this world!

    I can and will clarify that this is 100% true.
  15. Mofra

    Mofra Hello Umpire

    What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Maddie McCann?

    The Pope died a virgin.
  16. Not Roddy

    Not Roddy Dirty Newbie

    Aren't these the same guys who tried to ban you from calling up after you had a big night at TGIF one night and had a bunch of free drinks at the stations expense? :confused:
  17. Kipz

    Kipz i make it rain Umpire

    ben will you be attending a smoke with me and faps in the near future?
  18. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    I'd love to see a pissed Benny C, but a stoned Benny C would be even more epic!
  19. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    I don't recall you asking me to confirm?
  20. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    Someone was impersonating me, it wasn't actual people from the station at the time.
  21. resting

    resting Enjoy your ban.

    ben, do you actually think that you are a god?
  22. Fapio

    Fapio fed up with this world!

    Eagerly awaiting this, especially if Ben comes
  23. Kipz

    Kipz i make it rain Umpire

    you got a decent pipe? springer last resort
  24. Fapio

    Fapio fed up with this world!

    I do, but its back in Adl. Might buy one here sometime soon
  25. Kipz

    Kipz i make it rain Umpire

    theyre illegal here now lulz.. off ya tree sell ''water pourers'' though
  26. Fapio

    Fapio fed up with this world!

    lulz they've been illegal in sadelaide for ages. Can still order online
  27. Kipz

    Kipz i make it rain Umpire

    yeah they still sell em under the counter anyway, some cignalls still have em on the shelf
  28. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    The local sex shop got busted here the other day.

    Cops were turning over some station rats and they found one in possession.........gave the sex shop up and they were done for thoudands of dollars worth of gear.

    Nearly stopped in and asked if they had any the other day just for the lulz



    Inb4reallybuyingfleshlight
  29. Fapio

    Fapio fed up with this world!

    accidentally the whole fleshlight?
  30. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    That's what made me wonder where Sammy Newman got his from for the Footy Show last week? Maybe it was from his personal tool bag?
  31. Kipz

    Kipz i make it rain Umpire

    they sell the rubber necks at bunnings, ask for bong hose and you just chuck it on a jar/ spring valley bottle
  32. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    What happened to the old Orchy bottle?
  33. Burt

    Burt TLC Legend

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    The Bong of Mateship. As described in the Travels thread.
  34. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    No, I don't think I am and try to downplay it.
  35. resting

    resting Enjoy your ban.

    well i think you are a god, ben. What human should i sacrifice to appease you?
  36. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    This has never been the case.
  37. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    No need to sacrifice anyone.
  38. pepe

    pepe Born to Swallow Administrator Umpire


    You try to downplay the fact you are not God. :confused:

    Must take up a fair chunk of your valubale time
  39. resting

    resting Enjoy your ban.

    Yes it is, you and i went to court. You were wearing a feather coat and some parachute pants.
    But i was looking forward to killing people.
  40. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    Do you think I should embrace it?
  41. pepe

    pepe Born to Swallow Administrator Umpire

    I think you are a remarkable young man.
  42. Admiral Afterworld

    Admiral Afterworld Administrator

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  43. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    Thanks for the kind words....:thumbsu:
  44. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    I'll just kick back and enjoy a few beers.
  45. resting

    resting Enjoy your ban.

    did u make it rain, ben?
  46. Kipz

    Kipz i make it rain Umpire

    how many beers before you have a pipe?
  47. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    No pipes for me.

    No, I didn't make it rain Resting.
  48. resting

    resting Enjoy your ban.

    i'm pretty sure you did, oh mighty lord.
  49. Kipz

    Kipz i make it rain Umpire

    why not mate?
  50. Latte with one

    Latte with one HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks!

    Not really interested.

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