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  1. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    Fat Chicks ! (aka, bring back Kimmy)

    Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/st-kilda-players-say-no-fat-chicks-20120717-2284i.html#ixzz20rdEgIFz
  2. Gus

    Gus Umpire

    Maybe her angles were wrong.
  3. Mancey

    Mancey Waiting for the Price Drop Stiff Member

    Chick takes mad angles. She's a machine bro
  4. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire

    Hard to blame them for this one.
  5. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire


    Do you think everyone just burst out laughing?
  6. Majak Milne

    Majak Milne TLC Original Administrator Umpire

    Fucking stupid cunt of a club they dont even rape properly anymore.

    5 years ago this bitch would have one in each hole and one in the fat rolls before she could say "please no"
  7. Dan

    Dan (๏ Y ๏)

    Fat chicks have feelings too you know...
  8. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    That was Zak's job before he left.......to fuck the fat chicks and blow the captain.

    He just played his role to perfection.

    EDIT: maybe that's why Goddard is so angry all the time these days
  9. Kingy

    Kingy Growing up in maturity Umpire

    Fuck I wish theyd stop pandering to these wowser faggots.
  10. Mancey

    Mancey Waiting for the Price Drop Stiff Member

    Should have signed "love you erin" across her flabby tits
  11. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire

    It's all about the structures.
  12. Incontinet Rob

    Incontinet Rob Time to hit the road

    Personally, I would have given her a kiss and then regret it the next day and vent about it on here in an extremely hungover state.

    But that might just be me.
  13. Norge

    Norge Hippies, kill them with fire. Umpire

    You would think at the least the Age would've provided a pic of the 21 year old so we can see how bad she was.
    I can't take the word of 2 saints footballers alone in something as important as this.
  14. pepe

    pepe Born to Swallow Administrator Umpire


    Dont panic fucken, Goddard will be on the stagecoach heading west next year.

    I don't think Pav's missus appreciates Zacy Boy hogging the throat yoghurt
  15. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    was she mex cooper?
  16. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire


    Obviously not that important.
  17. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    Thanks Ben.
  18. Mofra

    Mofra Hello Umpire

    +1

    I've lost count at the number of whiny bitches who complain about skinny models then pretend they "are happy being me" yet turn a bright shade of green anytime a non-angle 4/10 walks past.
  19. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    sounds like

    [​IMG]
  20. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    :thumbsu: Would Smash !
  21. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    the fat or skinny one?
  22. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    Either, us old cunts cant be too fussy.


    After reading the other thread, it seems I need to buy this 50 shades of tie me up & fuck me book for the little lady pelican.
  23. NOT MrAaron

    NOT MrAaron TLC Original Stiff Member Umpire

    like
  24. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    Lady Pelican?

    More like a Lady Christmas Turkey with the amount I've been stuffing her. ;)
  25. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    Oh It's been you !

    Thank fuck, I thought it was some (sicko*) preverted cunt she met on teh internetz :thumbsu:

    Wait WOT :eek:



    * edit: aplogies to 'proper sicko's', especially the Geelong Type
  26. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    What a fat cunt of a thing telling her mum and going to the media.

    Clearly no-one is fucking her and she is so lonely and miserable and foreveralone.

    I love seeing fat people struggle through life and blaming everyone else for their worthlessness. They can fuck right off.

    10 deep.
  27. Hugh Differential

    Hugh Differential AFL Umpiring Afficianado

    She's a Collingwood supporter too just to make it worse.

    Good to see our players have raised their standards.
  28. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Stiff Member Umpire

    Just happy to play his role in the team.
  29. jaxxon

    jaxxon ... Umpire

    :bert:
  30. pepe

    pepe Born to Swallow Administrator Umpire

    I think it's also known as a, senior moment
  31. jimmy35

    jimmy35 TLC Original Umpire

    Swans supporters :eek:
  32. hankhandsome

    hankhandsome space adventurer

    I made out with a fat chick on the bonnet of a Torana back in the day.

    Would do again.
  33. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    :thumbsu: *








    * at least the bonnet of a Torana won't get dents or creases in it from her fat arse :eek:


    Try doing it these days on a Peugeot or a Kia

    [​IMG]
  34. hankhandsome

    hankhandsome space adventurer

    If only she wasn't the younger sister of the bloke whose party it was.

    He tried bashing me without a second thought but I managed to escape to the nearest pizza shop at 2 am.
  35. Daveo51

    Daveo51 Guest

    Flick em over and doggy style. You can even tie their wrists to the bonnet pins. No more meaty arse denting the bonnet. Just the slip slop slap....
  36. Geelong_Sicko

    Geelong_Sicko proud Enemy of Israel Umpire

    Was it an LJ?
  37. Burt

    Burt TLC Legend

    what kind of bogan or wog are you?
  38. satellite

    satellite . Umpire

    if it was a BJ, i'm tipping the brother would have followed him to the pizza shop

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