1. Looking for latest posts? Click this link ===> "What's New?"!

Semi achieved.

Discussion in 'The Main Board but with less BAWW about Essendrug' started by Kingy, Jul 20, 2012.

  1. Kingy

    Kingy Growing up in maturity Umpire

  2. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    hot or not thread bro.

    but happy she has her own threadq
  3. Tex21

    Tex21 Change this bitch Umpire

    Hurdles just got more interesting.
  4. Dan

    Dan (๏ Y ๏) Umpire

    I'll give her the batton
  5. Gus

    Gus Umpire

    would wife
  6. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    I'd, um, fuck her in her pussy. (Got nothing)
  7. Keith Myath

    Keith Myath Honor thy s00z Umpire

    How's that for an EFA? :confused:
  8. Fishguts

    Fishguts The proof is in the pudding Umpire

    [x] My age
    [-] My league
    [X] My rape list
  9. NOT MrAaron

    NOT MrAaron TLC Original Stiff Member Umpire

    I'm going to drop a bomb. What bomb am I going to drop? I will tell you.

    That chick is my mates sister's friend.

    And she's a virgin. A 19 year old virgin.
  10. Keith Myath

    Keith Myath Honor thy s00z Umpire

    Semi Achieved. :thumbsu:
  11. NOT MrAaron

    NOT MrAaron TLC Original Stiff Member Umpire

    she's just a good girl who's focused on her sports.

    You just know she'd break bad something fierce if you could get into her. Her older sister loves the cock too
  12. SonOfReep

    SonOfReep Mission accomplished Stiff Member

    BRB stealing Athletics Australia blazer going round to her house telling her there is still an opportunity for her to make the Olympics if she deals nicely with my torch*





    *cock
  13. NOT MrAaron

    NOT MrAaron TLC Original Stiff Member Umpire

    I'd pass her my baton
  14. Guy Incognito

    Guy Incognito End Apartheid

    [​IMG]

    problem?
  15. Keith Myath

    Keith Myath Honor thy s00z Umpire

    Definite wife material.
  16. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    efa...
  17. Gina Rinehart

    Gina Rinehart Thick as pigshit

    Disgrace not even cousin
  18. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    As she made a run for the door...*







    * could hurdle couch easily,(on the way to escaping out the front door) and is probably faster than you Lance, so strong need to dungeon her first.
  19. NOT MrAaron

    NOT MrAaron TLC Original Stiff Member Umpire

    yeah she's not probably faster than me.

    She is DEFINTELY faster than me. She's a weapon on the track so full dungeon would be required
  20. Tex21

    Tex21 Change this bitch Umpire

    Communal TLC dungeon?
  21. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    Can the Chirf set one up in each capital city ?

    Do we book time online ?

    Will it be big enough to share with other users ?

    Will Wifey, Nicky, Mittens, PowerKat or Mrs Chinga do the cleaning between bookings ?

    Too many questions...
  22. NOT MrAaron

    NOT MrAaron TLC Original Stiff Member Umpire

    it puts the lotion on it's skin...
  23. jaxxon

    jaxxon ... Umpire

    who??
  24. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    wonder if she's got a fb account....
  25. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

  26. Mancey

    Mancey #1 in the Power Rankings Stiff Member

  27. Mr Percival

    Mr Percival Beard up, it's just so hipster Umpire

    .... ;)
  28. satellite

    satellite . Umpire

    ....
  29. satellite

    satellite . Umpire

    driving home on friday, heard this on sen.

    looked up on the phone and pmsl as i noticed the guy in the car in the next lane doing the same thing
  30. Keith Myath

    Keith Myath Honor thy s00z Umpire

  31. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

  32. Mancey

    Mancey #1 in the Power Rankings Stiff Member

    Did a depreciation report on the investment property this year.

    Just received 12.5k tax cheque...semi well and truly achieved
  33. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    Is it backdated prior to11/12 fin year? If so amend the previous year fucken and get moar.
  34. Mancey

    Mancey #1 in the Power Rankings Stiff Member

    Yep, had a couple of years worth in it. Just hadn't got around to getting it done till this year.

    House is in melbourne, so will rape an interstate trip on tax this year to "check up on things"
  35. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    Would be remiss of you not to. :D
  36. jaxxon

    jaxxon ... Umpire

    Tax tips for those banned on BigTax.
  37. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    Another thing to try and do Mance is make sure you go to a North home game involving WC.

    ATO will accept ticket payment as a donation for the charity.
  38. Guy Incognito

    Guy Incognito End Apartheid

    Plus it's good place to avoid s00z since she never goes to Norf Melvin games
  39. SonOfReep

    SonOfReep Mission accomplished Stiff Member

    Mancey is barred from attending WCE games as he jumps around too much

    People pay to see the football, not Mike Hussey jumping around
  40. Mancey

    Mancey #1 in the Power Rankings Stiff Member

    Its true. that 20 year eagles member said so

Share This Page