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Discussion in 'The Main Board but with less BAWW about Essendrug' started by crackers57, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    Was that an earthquake?

    My place was just shaking like a dog shitting razor blades
  2. Dan

    Dan (๏ Y ๏)

    Yep just felt it my self and I'm 15 minutes from the City.
  3. Keyser Soze

    Keyser Soze Two weeks, tops. Umpire

    Is that what purple pants just said?
  4. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    lilydale.......stuff was jumping about and all
  5. MisterB

    MisterB Diminutive Genitalia

    Shit. That was the biggest tremor I've felt in Melbourne. I'm in the South Eastern suburbs.
  6. pickman

    pickman The voice of reason Umpire

    Felt it in my area as well. Nothing to serious.
  7. Not Roddy

    Not Roddy Dirty Newbie

    Thought AA was walking outside my house!
  8. Harley

    Harley The light that casts no shadow

    Thought it was the missus farting
  9. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    yep, fuckin awesome.
  10. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    geoscience aust website is down

    strong irony is strong
  11. Grach Incognito

    Grach Incognito Diminutive Genitalia

    NOBODY PANIC FARKEN!!!!!!!
  12. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    we're all gonna die!!!!!

    who'll be the last person to mount s00z???
  13. Grach Incognito

    Grach Incognito Diminutive Genitalia

    Brad, Chris or both? Is this a trick question?
  14. satellite

    satellite . Umpire

    [youtube]gEmJ-VWPDM4[/youtube]
  15. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    Txt to my bro failed....FAAAARK! we're all going to die.

    Where's Porky?
  16. Grach Incognito

    Grach Incognito Diminutive Genitalia

    You won't get any of his TP now old man. You're doomed to a life of wiping your arse with leaves.
  17. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    Hey the David Hale "rug" jokes were just that.....he'll realise that.


    Won't he?
  18. Harley

    Harley The light that casts no shadow

    This is exactly how the trhead on fucked Gaijan began, everyone taking the piss AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED THERE YOU CARNTS

    FILL THE TUB, KILL THE CAT!!
  19. satellite

    satellite . Umpire

    the real probelm with zombie horders (i know a couple), they preach to everyone about their supplies

    well guess where the fuck i'm heading when shit goes down
  20. Not Roddy

    Not Roddy Dirty Newbie

    Sooz looking out for us <3

  21. Grach Incognito

    Grach Incognito Diminutive Genitalia

    Tucker max knows the truth:

  22. dmc333

    dmc333 harry and kittens and love Umpire

    Sooznami coming next.
  23. Ron

    Ron Dirty Newbie

    In the Northern suburbs and i didn't feel a thing, although i was just walking to the shops, so maybe i missed it.
  24. Hugh Differential

    Hugh Differential AFL Umpiring Afficianado

    Surprised Sooz didn't warn everyone to switch off their computers.
  25. Blitzer

    Blitzer "The GOATSE vs the True GOATSE" Umpire

    [youtube]IDAIZVmP01U[/youtube]
  26. Not Roddy

    Not Roddy Dirty Newbie

    Sooz just thought she had dropped a whopper.
  27. pickman

    pickman The voice of reason Umpire

  28. Ron

    Ron Dirty Newbie

  29. NOT MrAaron

    NOT MrAaron TLC Original Stiff Member Umpire

    Tsunami alert issued for Albert Park Lake
  30. Higgs Boson

    Higgs Boson TLC Original Stiff Member

  31. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    BRB having dinner......

    [​IMG]
  32. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    Went to school with a fat bitch called Emma.

    Emma the tremor.
  33. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    Troy Broadbridge likes this.
  34. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    hahaha

    wonder what lucy cornes thinks
  35. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    michael j fox - didn't feel nothing
  36. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    Probably a bit shaken.
  37. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    hopefully jack watts wasnt injured
  38. Hoffy

    Hoffy Geelong are a, c & g Umpire

    No doubt Wanna will bang on about how well he stood up when things were shaky.
  39. peternorth

    peternorth Umpire

    i heard the only reason why city of melbourne wasnt swallowed was because watts intercepted it
  40. Not Roddy

    Not Roddy Dirty Newbie

    He has the best earthquake efficiency between rounds 8-10.
  41. NOT MrAaron

    NOT MrAaron TLC Original Stiff Member Umpire

    Moe residents were apparently confused as to whether it was an earthquake or just the local meth lab exploding
  42. Burt

    Burt TLC Legend

    Felt gentle side to side movement in Canberra, wifey rings a minute later saying they felt it good in the western burbs.
  43. Gina Rinehart

    Gina Rinehart Thick as pigshit

    I blame the Carbon Tax
  44. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    LOL You fell for the old Earthquake excuse............I'll let the cat out ;)
  45. fogdog

    fogdog The proof is in the pudding Umpire

    First earthquake I've ever felt.

    Thought the washing machine was playing up, then my autism backed off and I realised shit was getting real.

    I'm in Traralgon, about 30km's from the epicentre.
  46. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    Get on board Fishy.....I'm guessing most of Moe/Traralgon/Churchill/Bairnsdale etc will be reaching for their insurance policies to see if they can get those "earthquake damaged" walls/doors/windows fixed
  47. fogdog

    fogdog The proof is in the pudding Umpire

    Might have to have a look around the house to see if there are any "earthquake damages" that have occurred.

    Insurance companies will be getting hit with bogus claims like nobodies business. :bogan:
  48. fogdog

    fogdog The proof is in the pudding Umpire

    On a side note, I've seen about four or five people on my Facebook newsfeed post "I feel the earth, move, under my feet" as a status.

    Vale originality and Fishguts' sanity.
  49. Harley

    Harley The light that casts no shadow

    Fucking come at me tectonic plates
  50. God

    God Diminutive Genitalia

    I'd be more worried about being stabbed on a night out in Traralgon than an earthquake.

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