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The three most common Facebook posts.

Discussion in 'The Main Board but with less BAWW about Essendrug' started by Cash Money, Jan 12, 2009.

  1. Cash Money

    Cash Money They call me Cash Money. Stiff Member

    "Random Facebook Fuckwit is looking forward to holidays at last! Yippee!"

    "Random Facebook Fuckwit is having a great time not at work!"

    "Random Facebook Fuckwit is not looking forward to being back at work on Monday :("

    Come on people! Get original!
  2. Hoofy

    Hoofy HURR Bear Poker

    Another highly popular variety.

    "Random Facebook Fuckwit is gettin' looooose 2nite. Yeeeeowwww!"
  3. pickman

    pickman The voice of reason Bear Poker

    Another one

    "Random Facebook fuckwit is on Facebook"
  4. YOTC

    YOTC Two weeks, tops

    Whats a face book?
  5. johnnie walker

    johnnie walker ****in' ****in' ****in'

    Random facebook fuckwit is bored
  6. Incontinet Rob

    Incontinet Rob Time to hit the road

    "Random facebook fuckwit is goin to Thailand in 4 days!!! yiiiipeee!"

    "Random facebook fuckwit is goin to Thailand in 3 days!!! yiiiipeee!"

    "Random facebook fuckwit is goin to Thailand in 2 days!!! yiiiipeee!"

    "Random facebook fuckwit is goin to Thailand in 1 days!!! yiiiipeee!"

    "Random facebook fuckwit is in Thailand!!! yiiiipeee!"

    "Random facebook fuckwit is finding Thailand to be a bit of a culture shock!!! Oh well, nothin some Louie and Pills can't fix up!!! LOLOL!"

    "Random facebook fuckwit fucked a hot bird last nite in Thailand and got some free sausage with it!!! LOLOL"

    "Random facebook fuckwit had the best time eva in Thailand!!! ZOMG, I like feel so cultured n stuff now!!!"

    "Random facebook fuckwit has added 1000 new photos from Thailand!!!"

    "Random facebook fuckwit wants comment on Thailand pics plz. Kthnxbye xoxo"
  7. clarkson2scott

    clarkson2scott Watching all of you

    lol

    Um it is a networking application....

    Oh yeah that's right you don't have any friends.
  8. Post Noodz?

    Post Noodz? Big boy

    Random facebook fuckwit is selling cocaine to small children
    Random facebook fuckwit just put ur mum on a spit roast
    Random facebook fuckwit is taking n00dz of underage kids.


    i guess i roll with a different sort of group to u guys
  9. tribey

    tribey TLC Original

    my sister is going to thailand soon. cant wait for this experience
  10. Incontinet Rob

    Incontinet Rob Time to hit the road

    It really isn't that much of an exaggeration on my part either.
  11. johnnie walker

    johnnie walker ****in' ****in' ****in'

    Delete sister as friend. Problem solved.
  12. Cash Money

    Cash Money They call me Cash Money. Stiff Member

    Hahaha. Imaginary reps. :D
  13. gangsta deluxe

    gangsta deluxe I want a ****load of dim sims

    Random facebook fuckwit is having sex with the free donkey!
  14. BestHumanEver

    BestHumanEver Underaged

    Fuck i hate people like this

    Random facebook fuckwit loves back tickel's...Mmm magic!!
    Random facebook fuckwit is sad cos Chad smells like armpit...hehe.
    Random facebook fuckwit hates feeling like this.
    Random facebook fuckwit is hoping for a good nights sleep tonight...pretty please!!
    Random facebook fuckwit is i dont know anymore.

    Shit, stupid, pointless updates.

    And if no one comments on it giving them the attention they want they will post it again or something similar later on
  15. BestHumanEver

    BestHumanEver Underaged

    this was posted a few hours ago

    Random Facebook Fuckwit is bummed to be back at work after the weekend!
  16. Mancey

    Mancey Hold me closer Tiny Dancer Stiff Member

    Every west aussie friend of mine is whinging about sunburn it seems.
  17. Geelong_Sicko

    Geelong_Sicko proud Enemy of Israel Bear Poker

    For fuck's sake Chirf, we needz our Reps back! Even Suzi's got Reps on her non-TLC board!
  18. bzparkes

    bzparkes Snatchin' yo' people up..



    What, the above quoted experience??
  19. Admiral Afterworld

    Admiral Afterworld Administrator

    im 2 kewl fo Facebook
  20. Ron

    Ron Dirty Newbie

    Probably because you have no friends to add anyway.
  21. Admiral Afterworld

    Admiral Afterworld Administrator

    My mom thinks I'm cool.
  22. johnnie walker

    johnnie walker ****in' ****in' ****in'

    Are we in America?
    You would fit in though, on especially on these two levels;
    - you are fat
    - you are dumb

    Plus you would be away from us, cutting Australia's pollution levels and carbon footprint by 50%
  23. ok go

    ok go Big boy

    your 'mom' thinks you're obese
  24. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Bear Poker

    Your mom thinks I'm cool too. ;)
  25. crackers57

    crackers57 TLC Immortal

    Don't bring your BigFooty General Discussion Board shit over here Chirf :mad:
  26. Admiral Afterworld

    Admiral Afterworld Administrator

    Youth these days, no appreciation for The Simpsons lines :rolleyes:
  27. Syd

    Syd TLC Original Stiff Member Bear Poker

    Maybe you should stick to quoting Comic Book Guy.

    He's a more appropriate character dontcha think?? ;)
  28. ok go

    ok go Big boy

    oh we know it's from the simpsons, we just think you're fat and ghey
  29. johnnie walker

    johnnie walker ****in' ****in' ****in'

    +1



    1000kg that is! Zingggg!
  30. Cletus Van Damme

    Cletus Van Damme Rambo is a pussy.

    Fucking hell. I was gonna post shit about going to Thailand but you beat me to it. Mine wouldn't have been as epic as yours though. Repz.

    Don't forget the fuckwits that put song lyrics in there status. It's usually something obscure and meaningful but loved by the indie crowd like those Bloc Party fuckwits. Or it'll be an old song that the mainstream hasn't heard of like some Lou Reed. I'm always cool enough to recognize it but I don't comment on the persons status because that's ghey. Occasionally you get something like this,

    "Random facebook fuckwit came and hit the streets
    Looking for soul food and a place to eat
    Went to the Apollo, you should have seen him go go go"

    Then "Another facebook fuckwit commented on random facebook fuckwit's status: They said HEY SUGA TAKE A WALK ON TEH WILDSIDE!1!! LOLZ I LUV LOU REED HES SO COOL!!"
  31. clarkson2scott

    clarkson2scott Watching all of you

    Random fuckwit thinks that it is way too hot outside.
  32. Cletus Van Damme

    Cletus Van Damme Rambo is a pussy.

    What about those fuckwits who have to let everyone know that someone close to them has died in order to get attention? Fuck I hate that.

    "Random facebook fuckwit is remembering grandma this xmas"

    "Random facebook fuckwit is RIP Sarah always. Enjoy the Stolis in heaven xoxox"
  33. Mancey

    Mancey Hold me closer Tiny Dancer Stiff Member

    :D Ah, bogan eulogies
  34. clarkson2scott

    clarkson2scott Watching all of you

    Or those fuckwits telling everyone that they have decided to stink out their place with their cooking.

    Random Fuckwit has just decided to stink out their place with their farts.

    no and that wasn't me either.

    I am one of those random fuckwits complaining about how fucken hot it is here in Ballarat.
  35. Dr Andy

    Dr Andy bluffin with my muffin

    I call fucken BULLSHIT on that!
  36. Bigfootyprankster

    Bigfootyprankster TLC Original Administrator Bear Poker

    My new sig. Thankyou.
  37. Cletus Van Damme

    Cletus Van Damme Rambo is a pussy.

    Look for this one next week:

    "Random facebook fuckwit is fuck off Bush!!! Yeah Obama!!!"
  38. Geelong_Sicko

    Geelong_Sicko proud Enemy of Israel Bear Poker

    Sounds good to me:thumbsu:
  39. clarkson2scott

    clarkson2scott Watching all of you

    I don't.
  40. Post Noodz?

    Post Noodz? Big boy

    Random facebook fuck says if u've slept with me in the past week u may need to check for genetal herpes
  41. Cletus Van Damme

    Cletus Van Damme Rambo is a pussy.

    How many fuckwits have been joining groups about how tragic the bushfires are? I've got one fuckwit girl who's joined 2 groups today and added 1 bushfire application. I bet Brian Naylor is thankful that we have people like this who click a mouse to let all their friends know how sad the bushfires make them feel. DONATE MONEY OR GET OUT THERE AND HELP YOU FUCKWIT C****S!!!

    As if it wasn't bad enough with all the facebook fuckwits letting us know how horrible it was that some kid got dropkicked off the Westgate Bridge.
  42. Mancey

    Mancey Hold me closer Tiny Dancer Stiff Member

    My favourites are these "Australia, love it or leave it" groups.

    Surprising how many of your friends turn out to be raving nationalists. Usually the under 25's
  43. thegrach

    thegrach "I'm an F-18 Bro!"

    They would be the Southern Cross tattoo brigade I guess.
  44. Mancey

    Mancey Hold me closer Tiny Dancer Stiff Member

    Heh. Noticed in my news feed, one of my mates asked a chick he knew if she'd decided on a tattoo (been looking at getting one for a while)

    Her reply

    "I couldn't decide so ended up just getting the southern cross"

    Makes you want to slam your head against a desk
  45. Ben Carbonaro

    Ben Carbonaro Listen to Carbo's Load

    Yeah some people use the Facebook to do charitable things but in real lift wouldn't donate a cent.

    How ironic eh?
  46. thegrach

    thegrach "I'm an F-18 Bro!"

    At least she didn't get a question mark.
  47. Bigfootyprankster

    Bigfootyprankster TLC Original Administrator Bear Poker

    Then again some people purchase clothing and accessories from major fashion houses that have been produced in third world countries under terrible conditions and with very little financial reward, propagating the poverty of these countries.

    Then when a fire earthquake or maybe even a tsunami wipes out most of the country becasue it was too poor to provide any sort of assistance or early warning for these events these same people in their Industrie hoodie and Nike shoes are the first to chuck $20 into some faux charity collection becasue they are sorry for those peoples lots and how sad it is too lose 10's of thousands of cheap workers.

    Ironic hey?
  48. Ljp86

    Ljp86 In the chase

    Facebook is shit.
  49. ashley12

    ashley12 Big boy

    Edited for truth
  50. Travyo

    Travyo Lance Armstrongs dealer

    That Banana is quality Ashley, there are good varieties as well. I originally found that Banana on Freeones.com lol

    What a fuckwit. I just looked on my facebook, so many tards joining bushfire groups, it's funny people only look like they give a shit after something happens.

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